didnt know where else to post this...

[biggeazy-e]

So I was at the grocery store last night doing some shopping(just picking up some snacks for the movie we rented) with the wife and my baby. We head to the check out lane and there are about three people ahead of us. While we where waiting I noticed the lady in front of us constantly looking at me, I payed no attention and just went about my business, so I'm glancing around talking to my wife trying to pass time while in line and this lady is still looking at me. I turn to my wife and tell her "babe do you notice this lady in front of us just keeps on looking at me?", and she says, "no I haven't been paying attention but I'll start noticing." So finally I get fed up with this lady just staring at me and say "do you wanna take a picture it'll last longer." , and she says "no, it's just that, nevermind." and she goes about her business.
By this time all of her items are being scanned by the cashier and I catch her again glancing over at me, so I ask her "is there something on your mind?", and she looks at me teary eyed and say's "you look just like my son did.", so I say "what do you mean look like your son did?", and she says "we'll my son died about a year ago in a car accident." By this time I'm feeling like shit for talking smack to this lady earlier so I say, "about what I said earlier, can you forgive me I had no idea." , and she says "we'll I know it's kinda awkward for somebody to just keep staring at you, don't worry son I forgive you." Trying to keep her composure she starts telling me things about her son and how anybody could easily mistake me for him. We talked for about eight minutes cause she had all kinds of groceries, so finally it's about time for her to pay for her food and she say's "can you do me a favor?", and I'm like, "sure, name it.", she say's "when I leave the checkout stand can you say, "bye mom.", and I said, "Okay".
So I turn to my wife and start telling her this story about her son, then I hear "bye son", so I turn around look at the lady wave and reply, "bye mom", she heads out of the door and I feel good about myself, thinking I just made a complete stranger feel better about losing her son. By this time we are at the register and our snacks were being scanned we had popcorn, soda, and chips. So I pull out my wallet ready to pay and the cashier says, "that'll be $185.69", and I say "What?, $185.69 for some chips, soda, and popcorn?", she said "yeah your mom said that you were going to pick up her tab." , so I say "my mom?" , the cashier say's "yeah, you know the lady that you just waived at and said "by mom to". So I run outside and I'm looking for this lady, I finally spot her as she's getting into her car and I pull her leg, just like I'm pulling yours. hahaha.


 

[BL7]

LOL!

[Don Breezio]

shoulda been posted in the g-spot but i gotta admit that was kinda funny.

[Darksider]

LOL!

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

LOL

[The Watcher]

haha.. i was thinking "wtf?"

[JTSimon]

That was great  

[Don Seer]

 

[SGV]

LMAO.

[Suffice]

good shit! Overseer, we should start a separate JOKE section

[Neji Huga]

haha.. i was thinking "wtf?"

LMAO