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Lifestyle => Train of Thought => Topic started by: J Bananas on April 29, 2006, 12:11:49 AM
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THEORETICALLY
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cement boots and cut open the chest chavity to let the oxygen out of the body so it dont float back up. Also if you plan on killing someone and throwing them in your car cover the back seat or carpet in the trunk in motar oil, it makes it so the blood dont stain and its easier to clean up.
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really the best way to do it is to chop that shit up...or dump that shit in the middle of butt fukk nowhere
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If I could cement the feet then definatly a lake/river. Chopping up is too messy, a dumpster as too much racable evidence even at night. The woods is okay, I guess, but it is still more likely you'll find it in the woods then in the bottom of a body of water. Send them swimming with fishes.
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I never understood why people don't ever consider just burning it, that would get rid of everything, then just take the ashes and dump em in the ocean, proper burial to some, lol
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chop em up into little pieces and feed it to the dogs
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so you killed your ex?
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I never understood why people don't ever consider just burning it, that would get rid of everything, then just take the ashes and dump em in the ocean, proper burial to some, lol
EXACTLY MAN! Great minds think alike. Go somewhere secluded, torch the body and toss those ashes. It's so simple. I could get off a murder rap so easily......or have I already?
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chop that nigga up
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I never understood why people don't ever consider just burning it, that would get rid of everything, then just take the ashes and dump em in the ocean, proper burial to some, lol
EXACTLY MAN! Great minds think alike. Go somewhere secluded, torch the body and toss those ashes. It's so simple. I could get off a murder rap so easily......or have I already?
your gonna have to burn it at a high heat for a long time without getting noticed.....I would prefer to be a bit more suttle
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I wouldn't be able to do it, because it's just wrong. If I had my perfect case scenario though where I could do it the way I thought that nobody would ever find it, I'd have the body chopped up into pieces, then thrown in garbage bags, then buried way out in the middle of the woods. Around here, there's areas within an hour of my house that have acres and acres and acres of land that will never be developed for anything (or not at least for a hundred years or more) and nobody'd ever find it. I mean there's roads where you drive for 10 miles without seeing anything, and the whole time it's by the woods.
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fuck choppin it up, that shit is greusome... feed the carcass to some hungry pigs.
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Throw the body in front of a police station with "dubcc.com (J Bananas)" written all over it.
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LMAO at this thread b/c you specified height and weight
I never understood why people don't ever consider just burning it, that would get rid of everything, then just take the ashes and dump em in the ocean, proper burial to some, lol
EXACTLY MAN! Great minds think alike. Go somewhere secluded, torch the body and toss those ashes. It's so simple. I could get off a murder rap so easily......or have I already?
so that's what happend to hempside :o
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fuck choppin it up, that shit is greusome... feed the carcass to some hungry pigs.
yup, willie Pickton style
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Bury them under the end zone of Giants Stadium.
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I wouldnt dump it anywhere id chop it up & put it in the fire barrel i have in the bak yard.
Ahhhh the good old days
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Call the wolf
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i would full a cuve of acid and let the body desintegrate, that's how the hells angels do
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I wouldn't be able to do it, because it's just wrong. If I had my perfect case scenario though where I could do it the way I thought that nobody would ever find it, I'd have the body chopped up into pieces, then thrown in garbage bags, then buried way out in the middle of the woods. Around here, there's areas within an hour of my house that have acres and acres and acres of land that will never be developed for anything (or not at least for a hundred years or more) and nobody'd ever find it. I mean there's roads where you drive for 10 miles without seeing anything, and the whole time it's by the woods.
the police would check in the woods, the would organise people with dogs, helicopters and shit
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I wouldnt dump it anywhere id chop it up & put it in the fire barrel i have in the bak yard.
Ahhhh the good old days
they can find dna residue in your barrel
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Call the wolf
LMAO +1
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Drive, For A Day, Out and away, Burn The Body, dump in a dam, the turbines would take care of the rest
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so you killed your ex?
LOL
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chop chop
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Well, I would never kill someone unless they killed someone I love. So in that case I would strip all the clothes off the body with plastic gloves so nobody could get my prints. I would take anything that is worth something off the body and pawn it miles away. Then if the person had a car that was near my house I would drive it into an ocean or a lake... If not I would double bag the body and dump it in the ocean and wash away the evidence.... yep.. but I wouldnt kill anyone...
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You muthafuckaz don't know shit about dead bodies...Just listen to Necro - Dead Body Disposal. He knows what's up with the pigs and all that shit... 8)
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Drive, For A Day, Out and away, Burn The Body, dump in a dam, the turbines would take care of the rest
pretty risky driving around with a dead body dont you think ?
Well, I would never kill someone unless they killed someone I love. So in that case I would strip all the clothes off the body with plastic gloves so nobody could get my prints. I would take anything that is worth something off the body and pawn it miles away. Then if the person had a car that was near my house I would drive it into an ocean or a lake... If not I would double bag the body and dump it in the ocean and wash away the evidence.... yep.. but I wouldnt kill anyone...
thats good you wouldnt kill anyone, if you did you'd be doing a life sentence. ;)
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Drive, For A Day, Out and away, Burn The Body, dump in a dam, the turbines would take care of the rest
pretty risky driving around with a dead body dont you think ?
Well, I would never kill someone unless they killed someone I love. So in that case I would strip all the clothes off the body with plastic gloves so nobody could get my prints. I would take anything that is worth something off the body and pawn it miles away. Then if the person had a car that was near my house I would drive it into an ocean or a lake... If not I would double bag the body and dump it in the ocean and wash away the evidence.... yep.. but I wouldnt kill anyone...
thats good you wouldnt kill anyone, if you did you'd be doing a life sentence. ;)
not everytime
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Well, I would never kill someone unless they killed someone I love. So in that case I would strip all the clothes off the body with plastic gloves so nobody could get my prints. I would take anything that is worth something off the body and pawn it miles away. Then if the person had a car that was near my house I would drive it into an ocean or a lake... If not I would double bag the body and dump it in the ocean and wash away the evidence.... yep.. but I wouldnt kill anyone...
right so you gonna risk getting collared over over a few hundred dollars at the pawn shop? thats gotta be about the most stupid thing you could do
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^ yep, cheap way to get an I.D on yourself.
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In Florida the best way is to dispose it in the everglades. Take I 75(alligator alley) and stop somewhere and dispose the body in the swamps. No1 will ever find it. It will be all eaten up anyways by the gators and the everglades proctected so you cant go their.
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In Florida the best way is to dispose it in the everglades. Take I 75(alligator alley) and stop somewhere and dispose the body in the swamps. No1 will ever find it. It will be all eaten up anyways by the gators and the everglades proctected so you cant go their.
florida LOL only death there is of natural causes ;D
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In Florida the best way is to dispose it in the everglades. Take I 75(alligator alley) and stop somewhere and dispose the body in the swamps. No1 will ever find it. It will be all eaten up anyways by the gators and the everglades proctected so you cant go their.
florida LOL only death there is of natural causes ;D
lol yeah theirs lots of old people
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You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up the corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them. Cause it's no good leaving it in the deep freezer for your mum to discover. Now, is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the site of a chopped-up body would look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sifting through pigshit, now do you?
They will go through bone like butter. You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be warry of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression "as greedy as a pig"
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lol what kind of trouble did you get yourself into Bananas?
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lol what kind of trouble did you get yourself into Bananas?
LOL. So I'm not the only one who thinks this isn't a hypothetical question.
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You know the only foolproof plan is probably just eating the body. A lil hot sauce and lime....oh man.
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i would chop the body into lil pieces and organise a barbecue for all the hood
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You know the only foolproof plan is probably just eating the body. A lil hot sauce and lime....oh man.
yeah, in fact human meat is pretty good, it taste like chicken from what ive heard
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You know the only foolproof plan is probably just eating the body. A lil hot sauce and lime....oh man.
yeah, in fact human meat is pretty good, it taste like chicken from what ive heard
someone interview Brotha Lynch Hung and ask...
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You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up the corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them. Cause it's no good leaving it in the deep freezer for your mum to discover. Now, is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the site of a chopped-up body would look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sifting through pigshit, now do you?
They will go through bone like butter. You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be warry of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression "as greedy as a pig"
AHAAAA CLASSIK FUCKING MOVIE FIRST TIME I HEARD THAT FOOL SPREADING HIS THEORY I STARTED TO SAYIN WTF%?# IS HE TALKING ABOUT... THEN AFTER SEEING THE PIGS LATER IN THE MOVIE I WAS LIKE DAAAMN. CRAZY AZZ!!
(out of topic)BUT THE BEST PART IS STILL WHEN THIS GYPSY START TALKIN THIS TURNS ME OUTTA CONTROL EACH TIME IN FRENCH OR IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE ...IT'S TOO DAMN FUNNY
...STR8 CLASSIK YO!
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I love this thread, lol
^^what movie are you talking about?
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You know the only foolproof plan is probably just eating the body. A lil hot sauce and lime....oh man.
Tell that to Big Lurch. He got caught because he DID eat her lung :puke:
A medical examination performed soon after his capture found human flesh in Singleton's(Big Lurch) stomach that was not his own.
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You know the only foolproof plan is probably just eating the body. A lil hot sauce and lime....oh man.
Tell that to Big Lurch. He got caught because he DID eat her lung :puke:
A medical examination performed soon after his capture found human flesh in Singleton's(Big Lurch) stomach that was not his own.
whaaaaaat ? when did that shit happen ?
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You know the only foolproof plan is probably just eating the body. A lil hot sauce and lime....oh man.
Tell that to Big Lurch. He got caught because he DID eat her lung :puke:
A medical examination performed soon after his capture found human flesh in Singleton's(Big Lurch) stomach that was not his own.
whaaaaaat ? when did that shit happen ?
2002
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Here's a link to tha story:
http://www.rapnewsdirect.com/0-202-257866-00.html
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Here's a link to tha story:
http://www.rapnewsdirect.com/0-202-257866-00.html
that is fucking insane. props on the info.
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looks like a bad movie in the corner of the night straight out of a cable channel
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I'd put it in Jome's fridge.
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You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up the corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them. Cause it's no good leaving it in the deep freezer for your mum to discover. Now, is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the site of a chopped-up body would look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sifting through pigshit, now do you?
They will go through bone like butter. You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be warry of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression "as greedy as a pig"
Great movie...
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I love this thread, lol
^^what movie are you talking about?
It's from "Snatch"...
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Here's a link to tha story:
http://www.rapnewsdirect.com/0-202-257866-00.html
that is fucking insane. props on the info.
Yea...Now you need to listen to Big Lurch - "I Did It To Ya"... :stir:
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a lake.. weigh that shit down..
unless you have the stomach for chopping up bodies...
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Drive, For A Day, Out and away, Burn The Body, dump in a dam, the turbines would take care of the rest
pretty risky driving around with a dead body dont you think ?
Well, I would never kill someone unless they killed someone I love. So in that case I would strip all the clothes off the body with plastic gloves so nobody could get my prints. I would take anything that is worth something off the body and pawn it miles away. Then if the person had a car that was near my house I would drive it into an ocean or a lake... If not I would double bag the body and dump it in the ocean and wash away the evidence.... yep.. but I wouldnt kill anyone...
thats good you wouldnt kill anyone, if you did you'd be doing a life sentence. ;)
well... I would only kill someone if they killed someone I love... :)
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Well, I would never kill someone unless they killed someone I love. So in that case I would strip all the clothes off the body with plastic gloves so nobody could get my prints. I would take anything that is worth something off the body and pawn it miles away. Then if the person had a car that was near my house I would drive it into an ocean or a lake... If not I would double bag the body and dump it in the ocean and wash away the evidence.... yep.. but I wouldnt kill anyone...
right so you gonna risk getting collared over over a few hundred dollars at the pawn shop? thats gotta be about the most stupid thing you could do
Not if it was like a class ring or something... Big deal dude, Miles away who would think to investigate in a pawn shop and even if they did... I wouldnt fill out any forms... AND there are a million girls with brown hair and hazel eyes, how would they know its me?
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^ yep, cheap way to get an I.D on yourself.
I.d?? dude there are millions of chicks that fit my discription.. .LOL
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only psycho's dispose of bodies. how do get a body like that? kidnapping? tv gangster ish? killing people in your own home?
if you have a body that you need to dispose of you are probably psychotic.
additionally it's a bad idea. you are carrying evidence with you, in your home/premises, in your car...etc. you need to explain for large timeframes...etc.
if you are going to kill someone, you simply want no witnesses, no physical evidence at the scene, toss the murder weapon...etc. finding physical evidence + a "motive" or the simple suggestion of wrongdoing is often enough for a conviction.
in all liklihood the body will be found. the key is eliminating any connection from the crime to yourself. which is much easier than trying to lug a body around and dispose of it, where you are contaminating your clothes, your nails, your car, your home and potentially any tools with physical evidence.
unless you can ensure the body will never be found, and that you will never be a suspect...your best bet is in keeping the crime itself clean, and letting the police do their search with nothing to go on.
and most importantly, keep your mouth shut and control your emotions. noone needs to know you have murder in your heart. the last thing you need is people talking about something you said, even in jest.
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I hate killers, especially killers that kill just for the fuck of killing... they should fry in hell
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I hate killers, especially killers that kill just for the fuck of killing... they should fry in hell
how many killers do you know? does the military count? what about police?
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only psycho's dispose of bodies.
duh!
Only psychos kill in the first place.
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duh!
Only psychos kill in the first place.
killing is a tool. soldiers and police kill. governments order killing as punishment and also in war. killing is a viable option as a tool of war; and individuals largely have the same moral authority as the government. it is no worse for an individual to kill than a government to kill.
additionally, there is a difference between killing out or rage, anger...etc; and killing as a calculated measure for some potential good.
that is the distinction.
maybe this guy wants to knock off a corrupt government agent...
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There is a difference between police and soldiers killing someone who they have decided is a threat to either themself(the police/solider) or the general publc.
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There is a difference between police and soldiers killing someone who they have decided is a threat to either themself(the police/solider) or the general publc.
so you imagine. the authority of the police and soldiers is vested in the general public. remember, there was a point in the history of the u.s. where they were a band of criminals fighting their home government. then they formed a nation.
all killing is the same. the notion that if a government sponsors it or passes laws supporting it makes it different is a deception.
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There's nothing wrong with killing in self-defense. That's not murder, it's called preservation. Sometimes cops have to do that too.
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Well, I would never kill someone unless they killed someone I love. So in that case I would strip all the clothes off the body with plastic gloves so nobody could get my prints. I would take anything that is worth something off the body and pawn it miles away. Then if the person had a car that was near my house I would drive it into an ocean or a lake... If not I would double bag the body and dump it in the ocean and wash away the evidence.... yep.. but I wouldnt kill anyone...
right so you gonna risk getting collared over over a few hundred dollars at the pawn shop? thats gotta be about the most stupid thing you could do
Not if it was like a class ring or something... Big deal dude, Miles away who would think to investigate in a pawn shop and even if they did... I wouldnt fill out any forms... AND there are a million girls with brown hair and hazel eyes, how would they know its me?
ok so the body is at the coroner, the body is identified by relatives, they notice the class ring is gone. it is a family emblem worth thousands, where is the first place they will look ? the same place they will get an i.d of you, the store attendant notices the ring is very valuable so he looks up at you in disbelief you have a ring of this kind, your face is embedded in his/her memory now because he took the time to look at you.
there is now a scetch of you, an accurate i.d. youre fucked.
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even if the body isnt found, the police would ask the family if the person was wearing any valuable items, any distinguishing tattoo's etc...
and if youre killing someone for revenge, because they killed a loved one, why would you rob yourself the honor by resorting to pety theft ?
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wow i think we have a bunch of pyschos up in here. lol
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wow i think we have a bunch of pyschos up in here. lol
or some very well educated psychos
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Nigga don't believe that song, that niggas roam. Gangstas don't live that long....
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wow i think we have a bunch of pyschos up in here. lol
You know you wanna fuck a dead body...LOLZ! GIRLIE!!!!
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5'4" 110 lbs, must be an ex g/f ;D