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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Doggystylin on June 24, 2002, 07:57:18 PM

Title: Blowjob
Post by: Doggystylin on June 24, 2002, 07:57:18 PM: A young guy drops off his girlfriend at her home after being out together on a date. When they reach the front door he leans up against the house with one hand and says to her, "How about a blowjob?"

"What!?!? Are you crazy?"

"Don't worry, it will be quick," he ensures his girlfriend.

"No! Someone might see us..."

"It's just a small blowjob," he insists, "and I know you like it."

"No! I said no!"

"Baby... don't be like that. Come on baby pleeeeaassseee???"

"I'm not going to give you a blow job!!!!"

"Why Not...baby it will be quick I promise?"

Suddenly, the girl's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown, with her hair a mess, and rubbing her eyes. She looks at them and says, "Dad says either you blow him, I blow him, or he'll come downstairs and blow him, but for God's sake tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom."
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Post by: Suga Foot on June 24, 2002, 08:00:32 PM: yo, I got a mastercard commercail that is that excact same story.
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Post by: Sikotic™ on June 24, 2002, 08:07:04 PM: LOL

Man that is probably a true story
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Post by: LAZY on June 24, 2002, 09:10:41 PM: LMAO... where do u get all this shit from? cuz u got alot of things on here like storys and jokes
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Post by: DreSnoop00 on June 24, 2002, 09:48:54 PM: LOL...that would be funny as hell to see
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Post by: ROCCY on June 24, 2002, 09:59:38 PM: lmao lol doggy is most knwon for anything goes, I dont blame him hes a mod peace
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Post by: Mr.Pac-Man on June 24, 2002, 10:05:13 PM: LOL........thats a good one!!
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Post by: S.G.V. on June 24, 2002, 10:27:58 PM: shit if that was my daughter id come down with my baseball bat and beat the hell outta bastard like that....thats why i wish i never have a daughter...i dont feel like going to jail for 25 to life
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Post by: The Big Bad Ass on June 24, 2002, 10:45:21 PM: Hahahahaha.
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Post by: bez on June 25, 2002, 02:05:10 AM: hahah funny as fuck
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Post by: lbc213 on June 25, 2002, 02:17:17 AM: hahahahaha, damn
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Post by: .:R-E-L:. on June 25, 2002, 07:27:37 AM: Quote
LOL...that would be funny as hell to see
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Post by: bLaDe on June 25, 2002, 07:28:36 AM: Quote
LMAO... where do u get all this shit from? cuz u got alot of things on here like storys and jokes

Im assuming from UBB. lol...and yea i heard thiz one b4 too, funny shit

-{bLaDe}
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Post by: BossPlaya on June 25, 2002, 07:35:16 AM: Quote
hahah funny as fuck
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Post by: Doggystylin on June 25, 2002, 08:03:45 AM: Quote
LMAO... where do u get all this shit from? cuz u got alot of things on here like storys and jokes

yeah i get em from the ubb, lol, i get a lot of shit from there
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Post by: Dogg_Pound_Gangsta on June 25, 2002, 05:13:06 PM: lmao shit is funny.
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Post by: Rick on June 26, 2002, 09:46:25 AM: I read that in Maxim, the best mag ever..