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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Doggystylin on June 24, 2002, 07:53:58 PM

Title: Voodoo Dick
Post by: Doggystylin on June 24, 2002, 07:53:58 PM
After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to perform anymore. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things, but nothing works.

Finally the doctor says to him, "this is all in your mind," and refers him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured."

Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.

The witch doctor tells him, "I can cure this," and throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.... The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens when it's over?"

The witch doctor says "all you have to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned it will not work again for a year!"

The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news.... So he is lying in bed with her and says '123', and suddenly he gets an erection.

His wife turns over and says "What did you say '123' for?"
Title: Re: Voodoo Dick
Post by: Suga Foot on June 24, 2002, 08:01:49 PM
lol, damn
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Post by: Tha_Reverend on June 24, 2002, 08:08:43 PM
damn that's harsh.






-Tha Rev
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Post by: Sikotic™ on June 24, 2002, 08:13:30 PM
Why don't I get this damn it
Title: Re: Voodoo Dick
Post by: Sikotic™ on June 24, 2002, 08:14:25 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!

I just got it after I replied

never mind

I'm really slow
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Post by: LAZY on June 24, 2002, 09:03:15 PM
LMAO  :D sux 2 b him
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Post by: DreSnoop00 on June 24, 2002, 09:56:26 PM
LOL
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Post by: ROCCY on June 24, 2002, 10:04:19 PM
LOL
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Post by: bez on June 25, 2002, 02:23:25 AM
LOLOLOLOL ahahahahahaha
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Post by: BossPlaya on June 25, 2002, 07:39:53 AM
Quote
LMAO  :D sux 2 b him


word
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Post by: Smooth on June 25, 2002, 01:05:59 PM
Haha!... sucks to be that foo...
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Post by: Lil Suge Knight on June 25, 2002, 01:38:10 PM
haha