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Title: What does it mean when...
Post by: Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement on October 28, 2006, 10:48:46 AM
you take a piss and fire shot out yo dick?  is it serious?
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: rik on October 28, 2006, 10:50:22 AM
Nah don't worry about it. Happens all the time.
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: acgrundy on October 28, 2006, 10:53:35 AM
it means you have an std
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Chief on October 28, 2006, 11:08:23 AM
you take a piss and fire shot out yo dick?  is it serious?

that means you fucked a bitch bare back that you dont know too well... i suggest you go see your GP.
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement on October 28, 2006, 11:15:05 AM
NOOOO!!!!!!   :'(
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Chief on October 28, 2006, 11:16:23 AM
^shit happens to people all the time... i been lucky, looks like it will never happen to me now  8)
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement on October 28, 2006, 11:31:10 AM
you take a piss and fire shot out yo dick?  is it serious?

that means you fucked a bitch bare back that you dont know too well... i suggest you go see your GP.

yea, it was kinda of dark last night, and i was kinda high, and i was kinda buzzed, but i know she aint a hoe for a fact....kinda.
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Chief on October 28, 2006, 11:53:06 AM
^kinda haha

she's a ho if she didnt tell you to put on a rubber... thats presumin she knows she has an STD, her piss would be burnin too..
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Miss NWA Whoorider on October 28, 2006, 12:19:28 PM
dude it might be a yeast infection...........those are healed by antibotics
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Chief on October 28, 2006, 12:21:20 PM
dude it might be a yeast infection...........those are healed by antibotics

dudes dont get yeast infections.
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: MontrealCity's Most on October 28, 2006, 12:25:41 PM
Well if its cuz yu fucked some random bitch i dont know but there is such a thing as youre dick burning once in a while. Me and my freinds call it cobra dick
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Chief on October 28, 2006, 12:27:20 PM
^ no homo?
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Post by: Miss NWA Whoorider on October 28, 2006, 12:28:33 PM
cobra dick,lol def no homo?
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Miss NWA Whoorider on October 28, 2006, 12:29:06 PM
ask ya moms men do get yeast infections...........
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Chief on October 28, 2006, 12:30:20 PM
^maybe shemen.

i never had a yeast infection.
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Miss NWA Whoorider on October 28, 2006, 12:33:52 PM
thats cuss you neva stuck yo dick in a nasty ho............be like this guy you will fine out that it can be gotten on men
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Chief on October 28, 2006, 12:35:59 PM
aiite, but does that mean he'd piss fire?
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement on October 28, 2006, 12:37:23 PM
thats cuss you neva stuck yo dick in a nasty ho............be like this guy you will fine out that it can be gotten on men

Ahhhhhhh!  she wasnt nasty.   >:(


 :-\
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Miss NWA Whoorider on October 28, 2006, 12:38:23 PM
yes and there might be blood if it gets that bad he has to go to one of those free clinics,also if he does not have that foreskin cut off it will make the yeast infection that much worse
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Miss NWA Whoorider on October 28, 2006, 12:39:12 PM
I am sorry,you are gonna have to break the news to her............
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Miss NWA Whoorider on October 28, 2006, 12:40:43 PM
tell her it is called yeast infection,women get it a lot.........it comes from how you wipe ,wee women have to watch how we wipe off,it comes from sex and when it is on the pussy if you push it onto the ass then the infection gets really really bad........
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: da flayboyant 2 on October 28, 2006, 12:40:55 PM
[Cam'ron] Wake yo a** up
You know I'm looking for a ho
[Zeek] Word?
[Cam'ron] I found a ho
[Zeek] And?
[Cam'ron] And the ho ... ended up being a ho
[Zeek] Chu doing?
[Cam'ron] My man zeek always told me a hoes gon b a ho
Let a hoe fly
Let the birds f****n' fly
Let em fly right zeek?
[Zeek] They f*****g fly away...
[Verse:]
I need a girl who can sing like Celina
A** like Trina
Tits like Janet
Get beat like Tina
Have u seen her?
I mean, caked like Oprah
chauffeur...
Keep the toast in the toaster
Tell me have you seen her?
I did...
Yeah I found one
A little brown one
Then she down son
Cuz she pushed the beamer
I should have knew something was up from the jump
When I passed ma the blunt
The b***h was a steamer
I aint kiddin i had weed to blow
I aint feed the ho
We took a trip to Argentina
I dont know why i died
But pours i went fours inside the wh*re
I found she wasnt cleaner
Dirty b***h burnt me
That concerned me
Now I'm thirsty
I'm looking for a looking meaner
I'm gonna kill her when I see her
So tell me, have u seen her?
Tell me, have u seen her?

[chorus]
It's the girls with the pretty face
And the pretty rides
Pretty thighs
But what about the insides?
And that b***h is a liar and dike, I took the condom off and now it's on fire tonight...
It's the girls with the pretty face
And the pretty rides Pretty thighs, but what about the insides?
And that b***h is a liar and dike, I took the condom off and now it's on fire tonight...

[Verse:]
It's like treat her like a prostitute
Don't treat no girlie good don't show her yo loot
Girl i see u riding wanna roll in the coo
See you with ice cream
Want to go for a scoop
I don't get mad
Tell her to blow on my flute
Before the i.e. you got it thrown on your crew
Droopy, sad, i read it, whooee I'm glad u done it
Sue me, what chu mad I said it?
From front back side to side
Never let a broke a** female ride
I learned that down south from n***as in Texas
Before I drink up I big up big guesses
Imagine me get up against this
Get her a Lexis
You're figuring ... reckless
Baby I'm sexist
So back up, let me strap up before you give
Cam that clap up I'm gon have to clack up
[Zeek speaking]
And why that nigga still going broke?
This is for my n***as out there that DO use a condom
For the first night...
Then go brawl all the other times
Where the psychological sense in that playa?
You need to wash your face, get your mind right
Girls up here is burning
B***h burnt the braids off my n***a the other week....
Yeah, yeah, I know what to do
I'm gonna get the p***y ATM started
Before anything happens your gotta swipe your p***y across this board
Let you know what's going on
What type of temperature you running
Cuz I can't stand n***as running out here to the clinic sitting down talking bout 'I aint
nuttin Zeek, I'm over here gettin condoms'
N***a, I seen you break the door down running to the nurse talking bout help me, help ME
You damn right imma help you
Imma hang your stupid a** right in front of the damn clinic

[Chorus in background]
The hell you gon come running 'my girls got a venereal disease Huh! her p***y lighting up like a light bulb...'
Talking about a light bulb...
Sh**
A light bulb?
Tell you what, engineer, venereal decease is going on down there
It's crazy...
Ladies is crazy
I'm gonna write a book on how stupid n***as is

[Chorus]
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Chief on October 28, 2006, 12:50:28 PM
tell her it is called yeast infection,women get it a lot.........it comes from how you wipe ,wee women have to watch how we wipe off,it comes from sex and when it is on the pussy if you push it onto the ass then the infection gets really really bad........

how do you know it's not an STD?

and you can get an ass yeats infection? LOL
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Miss NWA Whoorider on October 28, 2006, 12:52:34 PM
yeah when women are young they get taught how tyo wipe off ,and if they do it worng then yes they can get a serious inferction,and how do I knbow it is not an std?does he have bumps or red marks on his dick?
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Miss NWA Whoorider on October 28, 2006, 12:55:47 PM
hey sanford you should play for her"let's wait awhile"til thisa gets cleared up,the good news if it is not one of the bad stds is that you will be feeling okay after a couple of days...........
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement on October 28, 2006, 01:01:42 PM
actually, i just took a piss and its getting better.  the fire has cooled down but i still got the "cobra dick"(no homo)

i dont know why but i poored some koolaid on her punanni while we was fucken, maybe thats why?
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Chief on October 28, 2006, 01:06:19 PM
^LMFAO
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Post by: LAKERS_FAN89 on October 28, 2006, 01:55:44 PM
^LMFAO
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: mrtonguetwista on October 28, 2006, 02:12:40 PM
I pissed fire once...I used my dick as a sparkler on 4th of July :)
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Deeez Nuuuts on October 28, 2006, 02:24:11 PM
See a doctor ASAP. Fire shooting out yo dick is probably a UTI or another STD like gonorrhea or chlamydia. The doctor will do some urine tests and give you some antibiotics. With antibiotics it will clear up quickly, your dick burning is no joke. I tried that whole waiting thing, couldn't bear the pain though. There's no need to be embarrassed about getting checked out.
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement on October 29, 2006, 02:11:56 AM
its all good, back to normal.  about to test it out, becuase i am typin, this bitch(differnet bitch) is takin off her clothes.  thought id let you guys see my log as i experiment.  and im high outta my mind! yes.   :banana_rock: :banana: :banana_trippin: ... :banana_dss:
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Sikotic™ on October 29, 2006, 02:14:49 AM
You have a gift my man.
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Sweet & Tender Hooligan on October 29, 2006, 04:15:53 AM
Be wary of shit that look like cauliflower on your cock....
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: jeromechickenbone on October 29, 2006, 11:33:07 AM
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP YA HANDS!

For real though chlamyidia is common as hell.  I remember in college reading some shit like 1 outta 5 sexually active people get that shit.  It's not that big of a deal for men - just an antibiotic.  I had burning piss one time in college, went and had my dick swabbed but luckily it was just a urinary tract infection.  But it scared the shit outta me so it taught me a great lesson of always wrappin up the ding ding.
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement on October 29, 2006, 01:28:20 PM
yea, imma see the doc tommorow, even though i think my soldier is ready upon orders.

and, i fucked a sweeeeeet lookin bitch last night without a problem.  i did the move on her, you know, the one that incorporates the head board.  bitch is walkin around like she got a footbal between her legs....ha i fucken love it!  and i was high like a muhfucka! yes.   :banana:

appreciate all you guys advice, some funny shit in this thread. 
props! 8)
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Miss NWA Whoorider on October 29, 2006, 01:38:21 PM
ya welcome let us know what your doc says
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: AlerG on October 29, 2006, 10:50:45 PM
chlamyidia is real common, go get yourself checked out my man, you owe it to yourself and your sexual partners whether you respect them or not,

chill
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: Chief on October 29, 2006, 11:30:57 PM
yea, imma see the doc tommorow, even though i think my soldier is ready upon orders.

and, i fucked a sweeeeeet lookin bitch last night without a problem.  i did the move on her, you know, the one that incorporates the head board.  bitch is walkin around like she got a footbal between her legs....ha i fucken love it!  and i was high like a muhfucka! yes.   :banana:

appreciate all you guys advice, some funny shit in this thread. 
props! 8)

i hope you didnt pass that shit onto that bitch.
Title: Re: What does it mean when...
Post by: westkoastanostra on October 30, 2006, 01:28:07 AM
i aint tryina scare u dude but if u get aids...give that bitch 5 cross the lip!