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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: rik on April 26, 2007, 03:14:57 PM

Title: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: rik on April 26, 2007, 03:14:57 PM
would you fight him?
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: JMan on April 26, 2007, 03:20:06 PM
nah cos then his daddy would erase my ass from history
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: es-jay on April 26, 2007, 03:21:24 PM
lmao at this topic. at first i would probably say no and walk away, i mean its jesus for christ's sake... but if he called me a pussy i'd flip. lol

edit:
nah cos then his daddy would erase my ass from history

hahaha +1
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Smoke Break on April 26, 2007, 03:24:45 PM
Jesus Christ- Hell nah
Jesus Hernandez- Gets knocked the fuck out
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Samoan Enforcer on April 26, 2007, 03:25:34 PM
i'd pull that niggas long ass girly hair, and put him on the ground and be like, "make yo punk ass daddy build me a mansion and give me an escalade, WITH them dubs on it"
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: rik on April 26, 2007, 03:27:45 PM
Jesus Christ- Hell nah

What if he kept pushing you and calling you a pussy?
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Lunatic on April 26, 2007, 03:28:28 PM
LMFAO at this topic

+1 to ya Rik :D
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Smoke Break on April 26, 2007, 03:29:15 PM
Jesus Christ- Hell nah

What if he kept pushing you and calling you a pussy?

Jesus wouldn't do that
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: rik on April 26, 2007, 03:29:43 PM
LMFAO at this topic

+1 to ya Rik :D

+1
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: rik on April 26, 2007, 03:30:14 PM
Jesus Christ- Hell nah

What if he kept pushing you and calling you a pussy?

Jesus wouldn't do that

How do you know? Have you met him before? We all have a mean streak.
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Lunatic on April 26, 2007, 03:31:31 PM
Jesus Christ- Hell nah

What if he kept pushing you and calling you a pussy?

Jesus wouldn't do that

How do you know? Have you met him before? We all have a mean streak.

lmao, dude's on a roll :D 8)
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Smoke Break on April 26, 2007, 03:34:00 PM
How do you know? Have you met him before? We all have a mean streak.

He's way too chill, and he'd be busy feeding the masses and curing blind folks
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: rik on April 26, 2007, 03:37:23 PM
^ How do you think they got blind in the first place?
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Smoke Break on April 26, 2007, 03:38:33 PM
LOL, now thats a good hustle
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Lunatic on April 26, 2007, 03:39:20 PM
^ How do you think they got blind in the first place?

OHH SHIT LMAOOO
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: QuietTruth on April 26, 2007, 03:45:50 PM
^ How do you think they got blind in the first place?

 :o

That's TRUE as FUCK!! Damnnnnnnnn Rik.
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: No Compute on April 26, 2007, 03:58:05 PM
I'd demonstrate to him how times have changed by nailing him to a cross with a nail gun.
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Dubz on April 26, 2007, 05:51:08 PM
damn right i would
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Stone Cold is Bout It, Bout It on April 26, 2007, 06:01:19 PM
I'd demonstrate to him how times have changed by nailing him to a cross with a nail gun.

 :laugh: :laugh: :D
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Bones01 on April 26, 2007, 09:16:34 PM
i mean its jesus for christ's sake.

lol
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on April 26, 2007, 11:59:48 PM
i'd pull that niggas long ass girly hair, and put him on the ground and be like, "make yo punk ass daddy build me a mansion and give me an escalade, WITH them dubs on it"

(http://mahopa.de/bilder/funny-forum-pictures/funny-room.jpg)
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on April 27, 2007, 12:01:33 AM
http://www.youtube.com/v/58s-ODz2tQQ
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Al Bundy on April 27, 2007, 12:27:46 AM
id fuck him in the ass no homo
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Don Jacob on April 27, 2007, 01:16:33 AM
naw, that's too much sacrelig' for me.

i'd fuck up that jacob in the bible though....the one the that wrestled an angel......better yet me and my cousin Angel would have a  tag team match against them.....i think we'd take 'em.
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: UKnowWhatItIs: welcome to my traps....game over on April 27, 2007, 02:24:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/v/58s-ODz2tQQ
lol at the music from Mortal Kombat.
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Narrator on April 27, 2007, 04:08:22 AM
Jesus would never do that to me.  He was the liberator of the oppressed.  He would instead grab a chopper and join me in fighting the revolution.
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: K.Dub on April 27, 2007, 04:17:55 AM
i'd pull that niggas long ass girly hair, and put him on the ground and be like, "make yo punk ass daddy build me a mansion and give me an escalade, WITH them dubs on it"

Lol 8)
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Hatesrats™ on April 27, 2007, 08:11:31 AM
Please belive Jesus has One Punch Knock out Power!!
No contest bro...
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Raphael on April 27, 2007, 12:02:37 PM
id kill his ass...true story 8).
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on April 27, 2007, 12:13:29 PM
LMAO at this topic. Rik, you're even crazier then I am.
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on April 27, 2007, 12:13:35 PM
Jesus Christ- Hell nah

What if he kept pushing you and calling you a pussy?

Jesus wouldn't do that

How do you know? Have you met him before? We all have a mean streak.
I speak to Jesus every day when I pray.
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Noname on April 27, 2007, 12:18:17 PM
I would kick him in the nuts
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: rik on April 27, 2007, 12:28:18 PM
Jesus Christ- Hell nah

What if he kept pushing you and calling you a pussy?

Jesus wouldn't do that

How do you know? Have you met him before? We all have a mean streak.
I speak to Jesus every day when I pray.

Does he speak back?
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement on April 27, 2007, 02:15:01 PM
id just bring a nail and a hammer and scare his ass.   ;D
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on April 27, 2007, 02:19:34 PM
Jesus Christ- Hell nah

What if he kept pushing you and calling you a pussy?

Jesus wouldn't do that

How do you know? Have you met him before? We all have a mean streak.
I speak to Jesus every day when I pray.

Does he speak back?
Yes. You'd be surprised how antisemitic he is.
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on April 27, 2007, 02:37:01 PM
Jesus Christ- Hell nah

What if he kept pushing you and calling you a pussy?

Jesus wouldn't do that

How do you know? Have you met him before? We all have a mean streak.
I speak to Jesus every day when I pray.

Does he speak back?
Yes. You'd be surprised how antisemitic he is.


Anti-Semitic Jew? :laugh:
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Samoan Enforcer on April 27, 2007, 02:39:30 PM
elior :laugh:
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on April 27, 2007, 02:40:53 PM
Obsessed hick. :laugh:
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: [Stoned]Jesus H. Christ[Wheat] on April 27, 2007, 03:41:19 PM
I wouldn't fight anyone :D, but if I had to I'm partial to choking  ;D
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Bedford Iz Active on April 28, 2007, 04:42:50 PM
i'd pull that niggas long ass girly hair, and put him on the ground and be like, "make yo punk ass daddy build me a mansion and give me an escalade, WITH them dubs on it"

(http://mahopa.de/bilder/funny-forum-pictures/funny-room.jpg)

lmfao +1...Not that it'd make a difference but still +1 for sure.
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Bramsterdam (see ya) on April 28, 2007, 08:53:37 PM
yes
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: big mat on April 28, 2007, 09:08:25 PM
i would, then i would head straight to the confessional after that, and it would all be aiight
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Hoodlum204 on April 29, 2007, 01:18:35 AM
blasphemy at its finest...LMAO ;D
Title: Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
Post by: Paul on April 29, 2007, 06:25:43 PM
i'd pull that niggas long ass girly hair, and put him on the ground and be like, "make yo punk ass daddy build me a mansion and give me an escalade, WITH them dubs on it"

LMAO same