West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Train of Thought => Topic started by: Don Rizzle on September 16, 2007, 08:00:09 AM
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Its gotta be paedo heaven
http://marryourdaughter.org
(http://marryourdaughter.org/images/stories/daughters/1449836.jpg)
Courtney P.
Age: 13,
Location: South
Bride Price:
$49,995
Courtney’s grandmother married at 13, her mother married at 13, and Courtney has decided she wants to keep the tradition going. She would prefer to stay close to her large extended southern family and loves farm or at least rural life. She got an A in Home Ec. and has read up on what else would be expected of her as a wife and is looking forward to it.
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Testimonials
"Thank God for your site! Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres."
—Mrs. Addrien L.
"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"
—Mr. Jack M.
“I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!"
—Katrina K., married at 14
“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"
—Mrs. James P.
“My mother thought I was getting ‘too frisky” and that I had to get married right away before I lost my purity to some high school boy. Marry Our Daughter found me a husband and my parents were able to keep their house and pay off my mother’s medical bills. I was so glad I could help them, and being married at my age (I'm 16 now) has a lot of advantages, like my own credit card!"
—Nancy A.
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This is a joke, word?
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To be honest I hope it is, but I really don't know.........
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I remember this one broad in my highschool got married and she was 15. People are weird as fuck.
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This must be a New Mexico patent ;D
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You're all invited to me and Courtney's wedding. We're gonna have a clown, a moon bounce, and Hannah Montana is gonna be performing at the ceremony, HOLLA!!!
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Is an RSVP required? :D
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Nah, no RSVP required. No ID required either.
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I may put a bid on Gabriella :o :D
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I may put a bid on Gabriella :o :D
LOL!!! I may have beat you to it. Still waiting to hear back from her great grandmother.
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They do that to their kids so they can pay off their credit card debt from wasting it on phone sex lines, budweiser, and kfc. I can see that clearly too since like over half of those girls are from the south. YEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAW HILLBILLIES
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I may put a bid on Gabriella :o :D
LOL!!! I may have beat you to it. Still waiting to hear back from her great grandmother.
LMAO +1
for real, that bitch is fine :o
and before anyone says "im sick" or something
A) it's a joke
B) im the same age as her so..........
:banana_hitit:
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(http://marryourdaughter.org/images/stories/daughters/1449836.jpg) :banana_hitit:
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(http://marryourdaughter.org/images/stories/daughters/1449836.jpg) :banana_hitit:
LMAO oo boy
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(http://marryourdaughter.org/images/stories/daughters/1449836.jpg) :banana_hitit:
LMAO oo boy
Yep I'm thinkin Courtney got ass for days. Put a week on it. Sikotic, can you confirm?
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You're all invited to me and Courtney's wedding. We're gonna have a clown, a moon bounce, and Hannah Montana is gonna be performing at the ceremony, HOLLA!!!
lol
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Yep I'm thinkin Courtney got ass for days. Put a week on it. Sikotic, can you confirm?
Oh man, you already know this.
I gotta help her with her history homework, brb...
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This is too much. ::) I can already see it right now:
"Next on 'To Catch A Predator'..."
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Yep I'm thinkin Courtney got ass for days. Put a week on it. Sikotic, can you confirm?
Oh man, you already know this.
I gotta help her with her history homework, brb...
For real. Make sure she gets some real Black history. No need to open a textbook...just a zipper.
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lmao, I'll purchase the cheap ones.
Anna R: - $3,995
Cheyenne B. - $5,995
Monique H. - $5,995
Total - $15,985
"Proceed To Checkout"
:laugh:
sick shit
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Im scared to even click and go on that site yooo could be a set up lol
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Im scared to even click and go on that site yooo could be a set up lol
the door :knock knoc
mtl's M-O-s-T : yo who's that?
f.b.i : it's the f.b.i,your under arrest because you went on that marry my daughter site
mtl's M-O-s-T : fuck i knew it
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Yep I'm thinkin Courtney got ass for days. Put a week on it. Sikotic, can you confirm?
Oh man, you already know this.
I gotta help her with her history homework, brb...
For real. Make sure she gets some real Black history. No need to open a textbook...just a zipper.
LMFAO
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Im scared to even click and go on that site yooo could be a set up lol
the door :knock knoc
mtl's M-O-s-T : yo who's that?
f.b.i : it's the f.b.i,your under arrest because you went on that marry my daughter site
mtl's M-O-s-T : fuck i knew it
exacly lol
Mtl Most " Ahh bein coooooolllliiissse esti"
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Yep I'm thinkin Courtney got ass for days. Put a week on it. Sikotic, can you confirm?
Oh man, you already know this.
I gotta help her with her history homework, brb...
For real. Make sure she gets some real Black history. No need to open a textbook...just a zipper.
LMFAO
lmao
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lol ah colisse pas eux tabarnack!!!!
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Yep I'm thinkin Courtney got ass for days. Put a week on it. Sikotic, can you confirm?
Oh man, you already know this.
I gotta help her with her history homework, brb...
For real. Make sure she gets some real Black history. No need to open a textbook...just a zipper.
LMFAO
lmao
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nooooooo we cant let this thread die down!!!
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nooooooo we cant let this thread die down!!!
i'm helping you on this! NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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nooooooo we cant let this thread die down!!!
i'm helping you on this! NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
:banana_trippin: :banana_trippin: :banana_trippin: :banana_trippin: :banana_trippin: :banana_trippin: :banana_trippin:
:spam2:
:laugh:
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, plz plz NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i got Kimberly H on lock believe dat niggas ::) :puke: NOT
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im'a start jacking muthafuckas 2 get enough bank 2 buy out gabriella
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Yep I'm thinkin Courtney got ass for days. Put a week on it. Sikotic, can you confirm?
Oh man, you already know this.
I gotta help her with her history homework, brb...
For real. Make sure she gets some real Black history. No need to open a textbook...just a zipper.
LMFAO
lmao
HAHAHAHA
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im'a start jacking muthafuckas 2 get enough bank 2 buy out gabriella
bitch is on sale