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DUBCC - Tha Connection => West Coast Classics => Topic started by: Z the laidback Virus on November 16, 2007, 01:38:26 PM
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Special Meeting
Attendants: Snoop Dogg, Soopafly and Goldie Loc
Guest Attendants: Bad Azz, Suga Free, Jayo Felony, Warren G and Nate Dogg
Snoop: Wassup, my nizzles? I, Snoop D-O-double-G, biggest star ever and greatest rapper alive, have called all of you together for some discussion on something sensitive. You see, I want to know why all of you have left me in the past, me the King of the Westcoast! Goldie, you're here because you left me but came back, you being smart and all. You know you need me, I'm the greatest rapper alive. Y'all need me!
Goldie Loc: Yeah, I still can't pay my bills and you're my only source of income. That's if you actually start paying up. I need the money, you know. It's really expensive to be on the phone with Tray Deee all the time! He got another message for you, by the way.
Snoop: Of course, he has. He loves me. What's his message?
*Goldie Loc reaches into his pocket and pulls out a piece of paper with some scribbles on it.*
Goldie Loc: I'mm read it, I wrote it down you see. Ok, Tray Deee's message was: 'Aima kil u niggah, warez mi dough? Ten cripp azz homies iz watin 2 shootcha azz!'
Snoop: Yeah, he loves me. Friends talk like that and Tray Deee's been my friend since day one. Anybody has been my friend since day one. Y'all love me, remember?
Jayo Felony: Hell no, Bullet Loco ain't no motherfuckin' homo. In my boxers!
Snoop: Oh yeah Jayo, I'm glad you've gotten down from San Diego to Longbeach. How was your journey?
Jayo: Oh tha usual, nigga. Ten driveby's and 4 187's on a cop. Diego-style!
Soopafly: You mean, you got a bunch of speeding tickets, Jayo?
Jayo:...Umm yeah, nigga. All three,from me, my car is police property!
Soopafly: Thought as much, Jayo. You've always been a dumbfuck.
Jayo: Diego style, Bullet Loco beating loco bullets against all odds. Or evens. I can't remember which one.
Snoop: Shut it you two! I must be the center of attention, I'm Snoop D-O-double-G, please believe it! Now, Warren, my big number one homie and object of my neglect. How you doin'?
Warren G: I'm not gonna say anything on that subject. I might offend someone.
Snoop: You ain't offending anyone, ever!
Warren G: That's right, Snoop. I'm always chilling. Oh but I shouldn't be saying that. It might offend someone and I don't ever want any trouble.
Nate Dogg: People, is this gonna take long? I really need to be getting out of here to make a quick buck singing in some hook.
Snoop: Nate, my friend! Glad you're here, you're way too busy you know!You haven't even got time for Snoop D-O-double-G, King of the Westcoast and your best friend. Hell, I'm everyone's best friend.I'm even my own best friend.
Nate: I ain't gonna stay long. Newsflash: You aren't my best friend. Money is and and I see him more often on the eastcoast.
Goldie: Money? Where?
Soopafly: On your mind, you can find it there anytime.
Snoop: Now, I've also gotten Bad Azz here. How you doin', B-A-D? Glad to see me?
Bad Azz: Man! I've experienced this weird thing. Two or three years ago, I was abducted by aliens and I've come back only just now! Haven't you missed me in the mean time? I mean, you must have!
Snoop: No, just noticed you weren't around last week. I was like "Where's Bad Azz, Shanté?" and she was like "I'm sure he's around somewhere, he's a short guy, we must have overlooked him." and I was like "That's it, I'm sure. He's always got some personal business to attend to as well". I was sure you'd be coming back to Snoop D-O-double-G sooner or later!
Soopafly: I didn't notice you being gone.
Goldie Loc: You don't have any money so I wasn't checking for you.
Nate Dogg: Who is that Bad Azz you're all talking about? Do I know him? Has he ever paid me to hum a hook? I've been with so many people, I can't remember them all. I'm hiphop's biggest whore, you know.
Snoop: You're not! I am! I am the biggest industry whore in all of hiphop! Me, Bigg Snoop Dogg! People know me as the LBC sleeparound. I am the only one of you to have been with everyone!
Warren G: I'm not going to say anything on that subject. I might offend someone.
Bad Azz: So, no one's missed me?
Jayo Felony: Nah, nigga, I'm more bad ass then you'll ever be! I'm bad ass in my boxers, you know!
Bad Azz: Hasn't even Daz missed me, that you know of?
Jayo: Daz is dead, nigga!
Snoop: Ok, nephews! Stop that! Listen to me, I'm the center of attention. I've also invited Suga Free. He's the biggest pimp in hiphop!
Soopafly: He's the pimp and you called yourself a whore, so does that mean he's your boss?
Snoop: No one is my boss! I'm the boss! I'm everyone's boss! I'm Bigg Boss Snoop D-O-double-paid-the-motherfuckin'-cost-to-be-da-boss-G!
*Suga Free enters the room*
Suga Free: YeahwhattuppeoplethisisSugaFreeIgetpaidbymymotherfuckinhosonthedaily!
Jayo: Damn, nigga! Whatchu saying?
Soopafly: Either you're talking gibberish or you're talking too fast, what is it?
Suga Free: Allyouniggazbettershutthefuckup! I'm a pimp! LEAVE ME ALONE!
Snoop: Suga Free, how you doing?
Suga Free: Imabouttogetsomemohoesinmyvideo!
Snoop: Right, now listen to me. I'm the boss! Why did you leave us years ago? I mean, you left me! Snoop D-O-double-G!
Suga Free: Yougottagowhentheyslippin!
Jayo: Shoot a bullet in they face when they slippin'!
Snoop: So, you're saying I wasn't conducting my business well? How dare you say that to Snoop D-O-double-G?
Suga Free: Causeimapimpandyoumyhoandineedho...mo!
Warren G: That might be offending, say you're sorry! I can't stand it when two people are fighting. I always walk away when that happens. That might be why people don't ever come back to me, come to think of it...
Jayo: Fighting? Where? I'mma provide the bullets!
Suga Free: Imnotsayingimsorrymotherfucka!
Warren G: Say you're sorry! I can't take it!
Suga Free: YoudhavemorechancetobeatupMikeTysonthentoseemeapologising. I'm a pimp!
Warren G (tears bursting into his eyes): Say, you're sorry! Please!
Suga Free:Nahyouaintgettingthat!
*Warren G bursts into tears and runs out of the room*
Nate: Damn, I had to film that! It always pays to make money of your homies.
Goldie Loc: Can you teach me how to do that?There's this nigga who I pretend to be a friend of and want to get money from...
Snoop: Shut up, all of you! I'm Snoop! Don't look at Warren! He doesn't need the attention! I do! Y'all gotta look at me!I'm the King!
Nate: Right, I'm outta here...It ain't no fun if I can't make none
Jayo: Yeah me too, I gotta do civil service for the last time I did something gangsta, I kicked down a trashcan, I'm such a motherfuckin' character!
Goldie Loc: I'm off to phone Tray Deee, he must be missing me. I haven't given him a call in jail for the last half hour! We be on the phone all the time, Eastside!
Suga Free: IgotsomemobitchestorunsoIneedtorunnowmyself! I'mapimpandifIain'tgoingsheain'thoeingwithme!
Soopafly: I'm not staying here with narcistic Snoop on my own, so I'm off too.
Bad Azz: Since nobody seems to have missed me, I'm gone too. See you in a few years!
Soopafly: Don't bother, B-A-D, nobody's gonna notice you're gone. Nor does anyone care.
Snoop: So..is this how you treat me? Is this how to treat a King? I'm Snoop D-O-double-G, owner of the best label ever and the biggest name in the game and you all walk away from me.......AGAIN?
END OF MEETING
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good point
lol @ I'm Snoop D-O-double-G, King of the Westcoast
i missed GYEAH 8)
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whut tha fucc iz this?
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damn this shit is funny and true at the same times LOL 8)
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Guest request for the next episode, please:
The Game, only name-dropping, and kissing Dr. Dre/2Pac/Biggie's ass.
E-40 - Talking some slang noone can understand.
JT The Bigga Figga- always scheming on some way to get that paper, re-releasing old projects.
Xzibit - I don't know what can be said about him, but he's just a dude with an awesome sense of humor, so he could just laugh at everyone!
I think you can come up with some great stuff with those.
plus, I think it's time for some East Coast guests - Ja Rule, DMX, etc.
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Looool :D
Props for this! :D
And Philip1123 is on something good there 8)
but I missed Eiht .
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Ok, thanks for the reactions. Now, to reply to them:
- Game might get on there eventually, but I've only intended to include people I (kind of) like so far and I don't like Game. He might also be a little too easy to do.
- I want this to remain westcoast, since this gets posted on the westcoast connection forum. That means there won't be any non-westcoast artists.
- JT da Bigga Figga and E-40 are good ideas, but I know not too much about them so if they got included it would probably only be minor.
- Xzibit is someone I've been thinking of but in honestly, he's difficult to get right. Much like you yourself concluded.
- MC Eiht did not appear because this was a big one already and he seemed a little superfluous. He'll sure pop up again later. G YEAH indeed! I do think it's funny that the one character that does not say anything at all is considered the most amusing.
The next one will probably be a bit shorter too. I thought this one ran a little too long but that happens when you include this many people.
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It's a real shame you won't include non-Westcoast artist. A mistake in my opinion. Just imagine what a nice addition 50 Cent would be to the episodes (he shares the same attitude as Snoop) or Kanye West, Ja Rule etc. Think about it. There's much more to rap than The West, and I am sure that there are many people here, like me, who listen to other stuff other than West Coast.
The Game SHOULD be there, whether you like him or not. He's a majot figure in the West and quite a character!
Xzibit is just a funny dude, he should be there, making fun of everyone.
Anyway, I think the next episodes should not be only :meetings", but there should be another scenery - for example the guys trying to write a song together!
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LOL DAMN AT THE WARREN G ??? :o
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Another funny story. But I missed Eiht too
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i agree on sticking to the west coast
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Another great story and I agree on expanding the characters and scenes.
Xzibit would be great because I always crack up at his laugh on Pimp my Ride.. dude is always making fun of people
Where's Old Ass Too Short & Ant Banks!!!
Game would be cool with the kiss ass shit.. he could even kiss Snoop's ass and threaten to beat other characters up for not listening to snoop etc..
and I think including Ja & DMX would work.. DMX could be all cracked out and Ja could be switching between acting like Pac, X etc..
Either way these should be stickied or something.. shit's great
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Goldie: Money? Where?
;D
I ain't like Warren G in this one... Oh, and Snoop was pitiful again... :-X
Props 4 U, man.
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whats this Play School?.
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whats this Play School?.
Shut up
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that was a fun thing to read! 8) try to include dre to talk about detox! that would be funny
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that was a fun thing to read! 8) try to include dre to talk about detox! that would be funny
Dre ain't got time for that.
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Goldie: Money? Where?
Soopafly: On your mind, you can find it there anytime.
LOL.
Warren G and Jayo were the best characters in this one. If you want to include non-West Coast rappers, do it in small amounts. Just one or two per story so it doesn't get to watered down. The Game would be TOO easy to make fun of. ;D Don't throw Dre in there throw. It should be a recurring theme that he doesn't want to hang out with these dudes.
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whats this Play School?.
Shut up
No sorry mate.
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I've red this before, but still lol!
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Links to all the threads;
Yet another day at Doggystyle Records.. (http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?topic=220443.msg2225607#msg2225607)
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Another day at Doggystyle Records:Freeing the style (http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?topic=159657.msg1652478#msg1652478)
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Another day at Doggystyle Records: Imagining the image (http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?topic=159106.msg1648284#msg1648284)
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Another day at Doggystyle Records: Out with the old (http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?topic=159447.msg1650476#msg1650476)
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Another day at Doggystyle Records: What went wrong? (http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?topic=159553.msg1651519#msg1651519)
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Another Day @ Aftermath (http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?topic=730.0)