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DUBCC - Tha Connection => West Coast Classics => Topic started by: Z the laidback Virus on November 17, 2007, 04:24:24 PM
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Freestyle Session at Doggystyle Records
Snoop: Right on, homies. It's Snoopy, king of the westcoast! I'mma start freestyling and y'all gone follow me! Soopa, lace me that beat and we'll be dropping them rhymes LBC style, pleezbaleevit!
*Soopafly starts the beat*
Snoop:
Bring in the crips, kick out the fake
It's Snoooopy, baybaaay, the ice on the cake
I'm the King of the LBC
I'm the King of Westcoast
Rapping better then people doing the most
I ain't got love for hoes, but y'all got love for me
Top Dogg of the westcoast, come bring it to me
'It' meaning pussy, ass and especially weed
I'm the westcoast don, it's me that you need
Making poppy albums and dropping whoever has my back
Snoop D-O-double-G needs a big reality check
Yo Kurupt, tell 'em my nigga!
Kurupt:
When Snoop is in here, he brings in the bitches
With Goldie in here, we be hitting them switches
Eat a dick bitch and then gone give yours to Daz
Make me rich bitch! And suck dick if you ain't giving no ass
I bring y'all megatronic superhoes to the courtroom with my braggadocio
bubonic electronic septics green like pistachio
Hoes of a feather got my psychedelic kenetics together
For my own ease and for my few remaining fans
I'm dropping machiavellian rhymes that ain't makin' no sense
BITCH! Go get some from my nigga Game!
The Game:
Dre is the master,
Dre is the man,
Dre does it faster,
Dre has the plan
He's stopped backing me ever since 50 Cent
was lench mobbing my ass like he's Cube on no end
I'll quicker see Quik and Eiht together then I'll see Dre
Still I be dickriding that man all the way
Oh my God! It's Dre! Drop some heat for them, man! I'm off to my shrine for you...
Dr Dre:
20 years in the game, who's done that befo'?
I'm known to yo bro' and I'm known to yo hoe
I can't freestyle for shit, so this shit is prewritten
by RBX, Xzibit, King Tee, Hittman or whoever I've been bullshitting
Whenever I'm dropping a beat, y'all niggas is droolin'
Making Detox?Man I was fooling!
Those prewrittens are the shit! Up comes my man Nate Dogg!
Nate Dogg:
Who's that knocking at your doooooooo'?
Who's that making girls hit the floooooo'?
Who's the man on everyone's hooks?
Who goes as hummer into hiphop's history books?
It's N-A-T-E, from the LBC....
Get a phone and a check if you need something from meeeeeeeee....
Now comes a laaaaaady....a laaaaaaaaaaaady of rage...
Lady of Rage:
Famining your family and taking you on even worse
This diva's running shit when she's dropping a verse
Who's the woman that makes you so-called MC's see green with hate?
Who's that badmouthed loudtalking bitch y'all machos wont dare to date?
Sadly,I ain't been busy, I am taking the laidback approach
You can call yourself the G-O-A-T,but I could still be your coach
I ain't dropping anything no more, you've been waiting for my next album for years now,haven't you? Huh? Yeah, whatever! Daz is next!
Daz:
It's that diggity Daz coming straight outta the cut with some shit that I wrote,
so you know I ain't no joke
but I only rat-tat-tat-tat I freestyle like shit
I talk shit about everyone and I'm loving it
Hold up, wait a minute!
Daz is 'bout to get G-A-N-S-T-A with it
I'm rolling with Dre and Eastwood, with Rage, Kurupt, Nate and whoever will come up next
Dropping beats and only recycling my texts
Oh it's time for me to let go of the mic, like I should have 10 years ago
I'm giving it up to E-40 with the woody woodpecker-flow
E-40:
Fadooza my sooza,
whatchu gotta loooza?
I boodle my bobbles like dompeys dinking dolls
trolls icelandic cyrilian cloppeys and calls
hooza! hooza! Shut the tuck like fut?
Ooooh....Too $hort, climping beedles for butt!
Too $hort:
I came in this life to be chasing these hoes
I came to this club to get me some blows
I came in the streets to mackline my bitches
Blacks, Whites, Asians, poors and riches
but whatever place and whatever I find
I've only got this one thing on my mind
PUSSY!
Suga Free: Did you call me Short Dog? Yeah I'm sure you did....LIKE A MOTHERFUCKA!
Yeah yo hoe! You been invited to listen to the real game
not that nigga from Compton, just that game from the spitters of the real game
1-2-3 call that moneymaking me
the pimping playapartna by the name of Suga Free!
Pussy sells, in ones, threes or twos
Too $hort consuming pussy, that's why Suga Free produce
get ya bitch out here or I'mma taking her with me and make her my hoe-me
Pomona pimpin', making up that streetwise pussyslangin' poetry!
Bitch, you think I'm using something cause my words are coming fast and flowing,flowing on?
Well, I've got a one track mind and just a single issue going on
LEAVE ME ALONE!
YEAH, LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER! You tell 'em, WC!
WC:
Bring in those shows you hostin'
I'mma get them running while I'm westcoasting
nigga, you say you got game? Nigga, you boasting?
Bring in your hot shit, I'mma make it roasting!
Pistol-pumpin',rollin', trigger-holding,
Braids in my beard while my head is balding
Bring in the explosives, it's RBX up next!
RBX:
Ha ha ha...why you be flexin?
The game is heavy, my friend and on me it's taxing..
Big fat nigga with the vocal elementaries..
and when it comes to recycling, I got that X-per-tise...
High powered, execution style murder..
My rhymes be female and y'all people already heard her
X on the the grind
X coming cold like Andre Nickatina
Still dropping those bombs like Hiroshima..
Ha ha ha, I be a fool for that one...Nowww....n-e-x-t....it's Warren motherfucking G...
Warren G:
Yeah, um I was on my way through the streets of LBC
to come up on some niggas trying to regulate on me
I was looking for some help, but it wasn't coming
I was looking for my friends, the ratty one and the one that's humming
I was looking for my friends, but they ain't ever around
My friends don't look for me, I guess they just don't like my sound
That was something sad, wasn't it people? Up comes my main man...MC Eiht
MC Eiht:
G Yeah
G Yeah
G Yeah
G Yeah
*Kam grabs the mic from MC Eiht's hands*
Kam:
What is this here? Why is the world so full of nonsense?
Can no one tell me why this world doesn't have no conscience?
Is it so hard for all of us to adapt to the islam?
To burkas, strapping bombs, exploding in a marketface and loving that Saddam?
I don't see why it is, what is wrong with a thought trap
That allows no reflection, no fun and no motherfucking mock rap?
Anyone left?
We be ending on a way too serious note here, people...
Are we calling it quits?
Right...
Ok, fuck it..
*beat fades out*
END OF FREESTYLE SESSION
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LMFAO!!!!
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LMFAO!!!!
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Now, boy, that was AWESOME
The best one on the series!!
I am glad you took my advice and made the freestyle session, using The Game and 40,
The best verses were by Kurupt, Tha Game and 40 Water.
Much respect, man, that was the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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already left a comment, but wanna say agian much respect for that
what really blew me away was all the lyrics were very realistic coming from the artists
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Props for this homie. That shit was hilarious. Definitely your best one
"Oh my God! It's Dre! Drop some heat for them, man! I'm off to my shrine for you..."
and
"I'm dropping machiavellian rhymes that ain't makin' no sense"
are my fave lines ;D
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it was dope... but i was feelin the meetings more....
still had a few laughs tho
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hahaha mc eiht killed it!!!
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I'm dropping machiavellian rhymes that ain't makin' no sense
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LMMFAO definitely the best one so far, good shit 8)
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:D
hahaha mc eiht killed it!!!
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Thanks for the appreciation and positive feedback.
I took a chance here since this was both on a different vibe and because I don't consider myself much of a lyricist, yet for this one I not only had to write decent verses, but had to come up with things fitting the artists' subject matter, flow and style while using those to make fun of them too. As you can imagine, MC Eiht's was by far the easiest to write :D
Now, to make this thread more interactive, I'd like people to add verses by other artists along the same line.
I hope to have lots of people participating in that way.
Just a few demands though:
1. The artist must be westcoast
2. The verse must be suitable for the artist that is supposedly spitting them
3. The verse has to poke fun or mock the respective artist in whatever fashion you think is suitable.
4. You may let them shout out someone else to freestyle, but that might hurt the flow of this thread.
Does that sound acceptable to all of you?
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[AMG]
Noooow,
Still nothing like pussy on my dick
I'm fucking with my DJ - Mista Quick
Used to be funky, but now we're fucking bitches Down Douth
Ain't nothing changed, my nuts deep in her mouth
You may not like my new style, honey,
But still - bitch betta have my money!
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first off..... i love crooked (fav rapper right now), but he's been saying COB way too fuckin much lately.
[crooked i]
Hip hop weekly freestyle 99...... and I still ain't got an album out!
It's mister oh-oh, oh-oh
coming at you with another fl - oh, oh, oh
COB COB COB COB
Cash over bitches
Crip or blood
Conducting organized business
Circle of bosses
Children of Bodom
City of Bellingham
Command operating Budget
Corn oats and barley
Cargo on board
Certificate of birth
College of the Bahamas
Continuously overwhelmed with blessings
California Oregon border
Conan O Brian
COB is like this
COB is like that
But it's all subliminal
The industry ain't nothin but criminals
nobody gives me a cent for my ill flows
but I still gotta get dough
whore myself out?
yeah, it's kinda like that bro
i went to a farm and now I'm reppin corn growth
so next time ya'll wonder what COB stands for
strip that stalk off cuz corn is goin global
COB corn for life
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Conan O Brian
lmfao!
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[Yukmouth]
Yeaah, It's the boss, nigga! Regime life, YOU BITCH!!
You can't FUCK with Smoke-a-lot, yadadamean?...
I'ma ride for my nigga Makaveli,
The West Coast is back you faggot ass fucks!!
I supply the DVDs, the mixtapes, the bitches, the yolla
But still there's one thing my niggas holla -
"When is the REAL album coming out?"
Betta ask J Prince- that nigga got the clout,
I could've carried the Bay on my fuckin' back,
But releasing new albums got kinda wack,
I'd rather release those weak-ass DVDS
While still blaming that nigga Master P
I am havin' a big contest with my nigga Crooked I
Who's album is bein' pushed more - his or mine?
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[Kurupt]
Kurupt Young Gotti super pshycotic Armani
back with Daz and and we fucking yo mommy
we like bitch nigga we dont give a fuck what up
back in the cut its dat nigga daz and kurupt
you cant see me im a poetry Lazarus
Beowulf Constantine 300 Jesus of Nazareth
Vampires werewolfs Romans Greeks and Egyptians
Dogg pound gangstas and we on a muthafuckin mission
BIATCH!
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[Yukmouth]
Yeaah, It's the boss, nigga! Regime life, YOU BITCH!!
You can't FUCK with Smoke-a-lot, yadadamean?...
I'ma ride for my nigga Makaveli,
The West Coast is back you faggot ass fucks!!
I supply the DVDs, the mixtapes, the bitches, the yolla
But still there's one thing my niggas holla -
"When is the REAL album coming out?"
Betta ask J Prince- that nigga got the clout,
I could've carried the Bay on my fuckin' back,
But releasing new albums got kinda wack,
I'd rather release those weak-ass DVDS
While still blaming that nigga Master P
I am havin' a big contest with my nigga Crooked I
Who's album is bein' pushed more - his or mine?
first off..... i love crooked (fav rapper right now), but he's been saying COB way too fuckin much lately.
[crooked i]
Hip hop weekly freestyle 99...... and I still ain't got an album out!
It's mister oh-oh, oh-oh
coming at you with another fl - oh, oh, oh
COB COB COB COB
Cash over bitches
Crip or blood
Conducting organized business
Circle of bosses
Children of Bodom
City of Bellingham
Command operating Budget
Corn oats and barley
Cargo on board
Certificate of birth
College of the Bahamas
Continuously overwhelmed with blessings
California Oregon border
Conan O Brian
COB is like this
COB is like that
But it's all subliminal
The industry ain't nothin but criminals
nobody gives me a cent for my ill flows
but I still gotta get dough
whore myself out?
yeah, it's kinda like that bro
i went to a farm and now I'm reppin corn growth
so next time ya'll wonder what COB stands for
strip that stalk off cuz corn is goin global
COB corn for life
:laugh: :laugh:
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had a blast reading this lol
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man we can have a whole thread of kurupt alone...... lol. as you can tell... im a little bitter about Kurupt's progress as an artist.
[kurupt]
stalactites and stalagmites
suck my dick in a cave nigga
pentagon, triangular and rectangular nigga
Kurupt and Daz
Daz and Kurupt
eat a dick with syrup ...... bitch
I wish i could rap Smooth in New York, New York
Do What I feel and Fuck All Day while we play house in the dark
Roll With Us Dogg Pound Gangstas on a Dogg Day Afternoon
Now my rhymes are equivalent to lyrical buffoons
i used to recite my rhymes in 3d
just add crack and you got my latest CD
suck a dick, eat a dick
it doesn't matter which
and to quote myself
"you more of a bitch than a bitch"
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[Kurupt]
Kurupt Young Gotti super pshycotic Armani
back with Daz and and we fucking yo mommy
we like bitch nigga we dont give a fuck what up
back in the cut its dat nigga daz and kurupt
you cant see me im a poetry Lazarus
Beowulf Constantine 300 Jesus of Nazareth
Vampires werewolfs Romans Greeks and Egyptians
Dogg pound gangstas and we on a muthafuckin mission
BIATCH!
nice.... i could imagine him rapping that in my head
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Aight...... got some more after a bottle of wine....
[wc]
ring-ding-ding-ding-ding Dub C is here
I'm the first rapper to be become a gangster reindeer
boom-BING! hit-em-up hit-em-up
Swang-Swang!
Now I'll pass the mic to my homie Roscoe
Still puffin weed eatin chili fritos
[roscoe]
Y....A.... all...... day
still dippin in the lac
teeth all cracked
i ditched class and ass to make this track
I bump Philaphornia at my High School rally
Switched the order of the lyrics and called it "I love Cali"
I had the chance to be the next Kurupt
But then I made "Fuck buddy" and I think I fucked up
Y.A.
[snoop dogg]
this is the top dogg, snoopy d-o-double g
and i've been freestylin' my albums ever since "tha last meal" CD
yeah, some tracks are dope and I drop it like it's hot
but there ain't no more 187's on a muthafuckin cop
Last but not least, Chino XL (I know he ain't west coast):
Oh no, you got hit by Chino electricity,
I say "like" so much they should call me "simile"
Better yet, Chino VG
Totally! Like fer sure!
To bad I can't rhyme without sounding like a valley girl
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Ok, people this is all good but can we stick to people that have not yet been brought up?
So, thanks for the extra rhymes for WC, Snoop and Kurupt because they're good...but try to come up with new people, please :)
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Links to all the threads;
Yet another day at Doggystyle Records.. (http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?topic=220443.msg2225607#msg2225607)
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Another day at Doggystyle Records:Freeing the style (http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?topic=159657.msg1652478#msg1652478)
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Another day at Doggystyle Records: Imagining the image (http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?topic=159106.msg1648284#msg1648284)
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Another day at Doggystyle Records: Out with the old (http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?topic=159447.msg1650476#msg1650476)
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Another day at Doggystyle Records: What went wrong? (http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?topic=159553.msg1651519#msg1651519)
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Another Day @ Aftermath (http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?topic=730.0)