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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: AboveTheLaw on November 23, 2007, 07:42:23 PM

Title: Oldest person you've dated/fucked? What was different?
Post by: AboveTheLaw on November 23, 2007, 07:42:23 PM
Among my friends, everyone looked at me like I pulled some magic trick, when I mentioned the oldest I've dated was this fine 33 year old, a spectacular broad with no kids, sharp wit (although had a feminist sort of mind set, but not like those ugly lesbian types) and never married.

Then once my buddies (all of us 21 with 2 19 year olds) started describing how good their game was, they pulled off women who were at most 2 or 3 years older, although all of them being described as childish/high maintenance and very bitchy.

Don't know why, I just find the early 20-something women a bit too much of a hassle. (very insecure) But a gathering or single date/one night stand, in the company of a women in the older age rank, is nothing but great times. I find they're all good conversationalists with actual taste in music/food/culture etc. Very experienced as well.  ;)

What are your thoughts about the older ladies? Does anyone have any criticisms or similar thoughts?

I was talking about this with my friends a few nights ago. Kind of an odd topic to come up considering we were at this all night Chinese Restaurant at 3:00 AM, but what the hell.
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Post by: Machiavelli on November 23, 2007, 09:15:27 PM
lol yeah the oldest bitch i dated and fucked was over the summer for like 2 weeks, she was 24 im 17. Ive probably hooked up with alot of older girls just don't know ages...I have found that older bitches are more mature and experienced, but after a while it feels kinda weird so thats why dumped the bitch.
Title: Re: Oldest person you've dated/fucked? What was different?
Post by: SGV on November 24, 2007, 10:14:41 AM
I was 20 and she was 33 (maybe 34). What I liked about her is that she didn't want the usual date bullshit. She was all over me the entire time, so she told me "let's go back to my apartment." I guess she didn't count on her daughters being up and in the living room. She had a daughter who was 16 and another who was 14. I wasn't that much older, that kinda tripped me out. So sitting there in the living room with her daughters asking me questions, I decided I was gonna leave. I went to the restroom real quick and when I came out, the daughters were gone. She was cleaning the mess they made. Bitch was ready to go. She sucked me up after drinking a cold ass glass of water, which was nice. And we fucked on her couch. She told me her husband would be getting out of Jail soon, so I never hit her up again.
Title: Re: Oldest person you've dated/fucked? What was different?
Post by: d-nice on November 24, 2007, 10:17:40 AM
Older chicks are cool to fool around with, until they get attached and then you have a 2nd mom on your hands.
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Post by: Lunatic on November 24, 2007, 10:27:22 AM
I was 20 and she was 33 (maybe 34). What I liked about her is that she didn't want the usual date bullshit. She was all over me the entire time, so she told me "let's go back to my apartment." I guess she didn't count on her daughters being up and in the living room. She had a daughter who was 16 and another who was 14. I wasn't that much older, that kinda tripped me out. So sitting there in the living room with her daughters asking me questions, I decided I was gonna leave. I went to the restroom real quick and when I came out, the daughters were gone. She was cleaning the mess they made. Bitch was ready to go. She sucked me up after drinking a cold ass glass of water, which was nice. And we fucked on her couch. She told me her husband would be getting out of Jail soon, so I never hit her up again.
LOL that's fucked about them daughters bein 16 & 14 :D
quite the hoe lol
good 4 u homie ;D

D-nice: LMAO, real talk
Title: Re: Oldest person you've dated/fucked? What was different?
Post by: Fuck Your Existence on November 24, 2007, 10:56:41 AM
She told me her husband would be getting out of Jail soon, so I never hit her up again.
lol word,fuck all that drama
Title: Re: Oldest person you've dated/fucked? What was different?
Post by: d-nice on November 24, 2007, 10:58:49 AM
Most older women are bossy as fuck. They look at younger guys like clay. I can mold him and make him into the man I want. LOL! WATCH THE SIGNS FELLAS!  ;D

On the real though, on just a fooling around tip, don't get much better than a older woman.
Title: Re: Oldest person you've dated/fucked? What was different?
Post by: Machiavelli on November 24, 2007, 10:59:34 AM
Older chicks are cool to fool around with, until they get attached and then you have a 2nd mom on your hands.

lol exactally
She told me her husband would be getting out of Jail soon, so I never hit her up again.
lol word,fuck all that drama

and yeah lol that would be some shit
Title: Re: Oldest person you've dated/fucked? What was different?
Post by: Primo on November 25, 2007, 04:04:50 PM
27 and im 22
Title: Re: Oldest person you've dated/fucked? What was different?
Post by: E-L-P on November 25, 2007, 04:33:28 PM
When I was 19 I fucked a chick that was 27. That's the oldest.
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Post by: topshotta on November 26, 2007, 04:06:31 AM
I feel ya! Older women is often better in bed, less insecurites etc.. Basically women around 30-35, that age is a very good vintage!
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Post by: Borat Sagdiyev on November 26, 2007, 06:08:37 AM
Oldest woman a make a sexytime with was a 73.  That was when I was a 12.  Her vagine hung loose like sleeve of wizard.
Title: Re: Oldest person you've dated/fucked? What was different?
Post by: SGV on November 26, 2007, 07:59:16 AM
Her vagine hung loose like sleeve of wizard.

haha. This is a good Alias.
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Post by: StevenQBosell on November 26, 2007, 09:34:36 AM
Yeah it depends.

Some women may be chronologically 40, but feel and act like they're 29... childless cougars are alright for me
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Post by: ~Lucien~ on November 26, 2007, 03:36:02 PM
Oldest woman a make a sexytime with was a 73.  That was when I was a 12.  Her vagine hung loose like sleeve of wizard.

haha
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Post by: Good Morning on November 26, 2007, 06:00:58 PM
42, she had major problems and acted like a teen. ugly too, but i still hit it raw dog, in an elevator too, then bounced. probably one of the ones i wouldnt do again lol
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Post by: ToOoOoN!!! on November 26, 2007, 07:28:06 PM
i was 23 and she was 31
Title: Re: Oldest person you've dated/fucked? What was different?
Post by: The Watcher on November 26, 2007, 07:34:07 PM
Her vagine hung loose like sleeve of wizard.

haha. This is a good Alias.
Title: Re: Oldest person you've dated/fucked? What was different?
Post by: Machiavelli on November 26, 2007, 09:43:52 PM
42, she had major problems and acted like a teen. ugly too, but i still hit it raw dog, in an elevator too, then bounced. probably one of the ones i wouldnt do again lol

lol wtf...oh well better then beating of
Title: Re: Oldest person you've dated/fucked? What was different?
Post by: Styles1 on November 26, 2007, 10:47:21 PM
When you are young, you want the older chicks... but the older you get, the younger you want them (legal that is)....

Bob Saget has a very funny quote: "One of these days, I am going to meet an intelligent and beautiful woman that is my age. And then I am going to date her beautiful daughter."  8)
Title: Re: Oldest person you've dated/fucked? What was different?
Post by: es-jay on November 27, 2007, 09:37:20 AM
about a year ago, had a bit of fun with a 24year old, or atleast i think thats how old she was... (i was 19).
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Post by: big mat on November 27, 2007, 10:02:15 AM
she was 13 years old
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Post by: King Tech Quadafi on November 27, 2007, 11:46:24 AM
i was 21, she was 41...venezuelan milf, fucked her brains out...more looser than usual, but she was much more straight forward, aggressive and experienced

2 thumbs up
Title: Re: Oldest person you've dated/fucked? What was different?
Post by: Dr. Octagon on November 27, 2007, 02:33:41 PM
i was 21, she was 41...venezuelan milf, fucked her brains out...more looser than usual, but she was much more straight forward, aggressive and experienced

2 thumbs up

Did you play the dirty terrorist ?
Title: Re: Oldest person you've dated/fucked? What was different?
Post by: King Tech Quadafi on November 27, 2007, 03:57:05 PM
ill play the drunk neo con if itll get me pussy
Title: Re: Oldest person you've dated/fucked? What was different?
Post by: Narrator on November 29, 2007, 07:28:27 AM
I raped a 43-year old white woman once.  And then chopped off her hands.
Title: Re: Oldest person you've dated/fucked? What was different?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on November 29, 2007, 01:41:34 PM
^^Come on, now...that's not believable. i'm talking about the part where you got pussy.
Title: Re: Oldest person you've dated/fucked? What was different?
Post by: Narrator on November 29, 2007, 03:45:59 PM
^^Come on, now...that's not believable. i'm talking about the part where you got pussy.

Nobody on this forum besides me (and a few others) has ever had pussy.  That's why you losers post pics of half-naked bitches in your profiles and get all excited and shit when some girl registers on here.
Title: Re: Oldest person you've dated/fucked? What was different?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on November 29, 2007, 10:53:58 PM
True...Most people on here probably don't get pussy...and you're definitely one of 'em.
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Post by: Native_Joe99 on November 30, 2007, 02:46:15 PM
True...Most people on here probably don't get pussy...and you're definitely one of 'em.

LMAO!

ya i dont think i ever had pussy either, but i cant stay n talk i gotta pick up my daughter from my babys mom,  ;)