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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: es-jay on December 09, 2007, 10:05:21 AM
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Fuck terrorists — we have to watch out for emo kids with firearms
by Samuel L. Jackson
I was watching CNN when the news broke about the mall shootings in Omaha. My first thought was, “Oh shit, them terrorists finally decided to make Homeland Security happy,” but as we know now, it ain’t terrorists we need to be afraid of. It’s standard-issue emo kids with firearm access.
This kid, Robert Hawkins, was a sorry-ass motherfucking excuse for a mass murderer. He killed only eight people before he offed himself–now what kind of a weak PG-13 body count is that? I walk into a crowded mall I ain’t coming out alive from, and you can bet your pimpled ass I’m taking out at least twice that. It ain’t worth my time unless I get NC-17. Might as well curl myself up in front of the TV and watch some ‘I Love Lucy’ reruns.
And motherfucker killed himself after getting fired from McDonald’s? Holy shit, you stupid-ass motherfucker, the time to kill yourself is when you get hired at McDonald’s. If you get fired from Mickey D’s, you best consider yourself a got-damn prodigy; it takes some mad skills to get fired from a place that’ll even hire retards.
Oh, and he had also just gotten his ass dumped by a bitch. Ain’t that about as fucking cliche as you can get? Fired from work, dumped by a chick, high school drop-out, living with a friend’s parents…. Of course this motherfucker was gonna shoot up a mall–he’d dropped out of high school and he wasn’t in college, so where else was he gonna go to drop a few bodies?
Next time some kid takes it into their fool head to blow away a bunch of strangers, it better be in fucking Times Square or some shit.
(http://www.newsgroper.com/w/wp-content/uploads/t1home2048hawkinsschool.jpg)
And another thing. Take a better got-damn picture. Look badass, you stupid fuck, not mildly perplexed. Shit.
Source: http://www.newsgroper.com/samuel-l-jackson/2007/12/07/fuck-terrorists-watch-emo-kids-firearms/
**There is a bunch of Celebrity Blogs on the page so I highly doubt this was written by Samuel L. Jackson but still it is a good read.
RIP to all those who were killed by this kid...
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lol.
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i wish one of them emo maufuckas would fuck with me
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And motherfucker killed himself after getting fired from McDonald’s? Holy shit, you stupid-ass motherfucker, the time to kill yourself is when you get hired at McDonald’s. If you get fired from Mickey D’s, you best consider yourself a got-damn prodigy; it takes some mad skills to get fired from a place that’ll even hire retards.
:laugh:
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emos are scum of the earth. fuck em all.
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kid looked like a dick anyways
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Why did he kill himself? He coulda been locked up for life getting dicked in the ass by some cholos or some nigga that looks like Rick Ross. You know that's all he really wanted in life anyways.
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Why did he kill himself? He coulda been locked up for life getting dicked in the ass by some cholos or some nigga that looks like Rick Ross. You know that's all he really wanted in life anyways.
ya but you know wut they say happens when u kill yourself.......
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yeah those kids are fucking retarded. some of the girls CAn be hot though
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emos are scum of the earth. fuck em all.
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i love how its the emo kids that get blamed for this. i mean emo kids are fuckin fags, and listen to terrible music, but i wouldnt call all of them a necessary threat, next you guys will be blaming marylin manson for the music he makes, cause it made it kill others. parents need to fuckin step up and so do state institutions
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why they wear girl pants though?
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why they wear girl pants though?
i dont know, i just dont know.
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Tight post es Jay
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why they wear girl pants though?
they wear thongs too.....no panty lines.
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Tight post es Jay
+1 4 es jay
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yea, i never got it, tight pants are uncomfortable, i need room for the balls.
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yeah those kids are fucking retarded. some of the girls CAn be hot though
thats true i mean under the black makeup and the satanic urges they can look good.