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Title: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: JMan on January 10, 2008, 10:40:40 AM
..... so last night a good friend of mine told me this story that happened last week.. basically his friend at work has a friend that has owned this python snake since it was a baby and over the years it has grown to like 10ft so he doesn't have a cage for it, so the snake pretty much just chills out and roams around the house. anyway over last few weeks the snake wasn't eating and acting weird so it was taken to a vet and examined but nothing could be found wrong with it... but told the bloke to ring him if anything changed etc..
So last week he wakes up in bed and finds the snake lying still and straight next to him.. so he gets worried thinking he might be dead, checks the snake over to find it still breathing, phones the vet up and explains what the situation is. All of a sudden the vet instructs him to leave his house straight away, dude goes outside the house and is then told that the snake is lying still trying to access wether or not it could take him, and basically the whole reason the snake hadnt been eating was because it was starving itself to take him down, but he'd woke up just at the right time..
So some vet team had to be called out in order to put this snake to sleep.. so on one hand the guys upset because he's pet which he loved had to be killed.. on the other hand he could have been suffocated and eaten by it..

Lol, fuck ever being in that situation.. but seriously screw ever allowing a 10ft python to freely roam the house. A lesson to all lol  8)
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: es-jay on January 10, 2008, 10:45:08 AM
woah, that dude is pretty lucky...
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: CRAFTY on January 10, 2008, 11:06:55 AM
That's crazy...Waking up next to a snake, knowing that if you hadn't woken up at that exact moment, the snake could've eaten you. sounds creepy just thinking about it actually.

Which is proof, yet again, that wild animals are not to be trusted, no matter how long you've had them in your house or how much of a 'bond' you have with the animal.
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: QuietTruth on January 10, 2008, 02:59:40 PM
My stomach just got empty real quick. GOT DAMN!
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: Doggystylin on January 10, 2008, 03:47:00 PM
oh fuck, thats insane, so the snake's like "what an ass i am, this whole time i've had this huge piece of food next to me, time to take this nigga down" what a sneaky piece of shit. then again some people are like that, not literally, but people resemble animals in so many ways.
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: Nat Turner-reincarnated on January 10, 2008, 03:53:13 PM
..... so last night a good friend of mine told me this story that happened last week.. basically his friend at work has a friend that has owned this python snake since it was a baby and over the years it has grown to like 10ft so he doesn't have a cage for it, so the snake pretty much just chills out and roams around the house. anyway over last few weeks the snake wasn't eating and acting weird so it was taken to a vet and examined but nothing could be found wrong with it... but told the bloke to ring him if anything changed etc..
So last week he wakes up in bed and finds the snake lying still and straight next to him.. so he gets worried thinking he might be dead, checks the snake over to find it still breathing, phones the vet up and explains what the situation is. All of a sudden the vet instructs him to leave his house straight away, dude goes outside the house and is then told that the snake is lying still trying to access wether or not it could take him, and basically the whole reason the snake hadnt been eating was because it was starving itself to take him down, but he'd woke up just at the right time..
So some vet team had to be called out in order to put this snake to sleep.. so on one hand the guys upset because he's pet which he loved had to be killed.. on the other hand he could have been suffocated and eaten by it..

Lol, fuck ever being in that situation.. but seriously screw ever allowing a 10ft python to freely roam the house. A lesson to all lol  8)

let me guess your friend that had this snake was caucasian?
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: Lunatic on January 10, 2008, 03:53:26 PM
that shit sounds fuckin disgusting. fuck a snake for real, dirty animals. and what the fuck u doin havin ANY type of snake (no matter how fuckin big or small)

A) as a pet
B) roaming around the house free

common sense mutha fuckas.
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: Nat Turner-reincarnated on January 10, 2008, 04:03:43 PM
that shit sounds fuckin disgusting. fuck a snake for real, dirty animals. and what the fuck u doin havin ANY type of snake (no matter how fuckin big or small)

A) as a pet
B) roaming around the house free

common sense mutha fuckas.
exactly. so the snake should have at least attempted to wrap him up and swallow him, so that if he survived he would thik twice about doing some stupid shit like that.
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: Lunatic on January 10, 2008, 04:04:48 PM
that shit sounds fuckin disgusting. fuck a snake for real, dirty animals. and what the fuck u doin havin ANY type of snake (no matter how fuckin big or small)

A) as a pet
B) roaming around the house free

common sense mutha fuckas.
exactly. so the snake should have at least attempted to wrap him up and swallow him, so that if he survived he would thik twice about doing some stupid shit like that.
LOL! thats some cold shit Nat. but snakes as a pet? wow. fuck that shit.
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: QuietTruth on January 10, 2008, 04:19:56 PM
that shit sounds fuckin disgusting. fuck a snake for real, dirty animals. and what the fuck u doin havin ANY type of snake (no matter how fuckin big or small)

A) as a pet
B) roaming around the house free

common sense mutha fuckas.
exactly. so the snake should have at least attempted to wrap him up and swallow him, so that if he survived he would thik twice about doing some stupid shit like that.
Exactly. But humans say Kill It. Don't Kill It, it's a fuckin' WILD animal. It's their nature. What the fuck.

I'm sorry but I don't feel sorry for people gettin' attacked by wild animals like that. It's only the animal's nature to be that way. The fuck. I'm not talkin' bout your boy either It'Is-What-It'Is. I'm speakin' in general. :)
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: Nat Turner-reincarnated on January 10, 2008, 04:22:19 PM
that shit sounds fuckin disgusting. fuck a snake for real, dirty animals. and what the fuck u doin havin ANY type of snake (no matter how fuckin big or small)

A) as a pet
B) roaming around the house free

common sense mutha fuckas.
exactly. so the snake should have at least attempted to wrap him up and swallow him, so that if he survived he would thik twice about doing some stupid shit like that.
Exactly. But humans say Kill It. Don't Kill It, it's a fuckin' WILD animal. It's their nature. What the fuck.

I'm sorry but I don't feel sorry for people gettin' attacked by wild animals like that. It's only the animal's nature to be that way. The fuck. I'm not talkin' bout your boy either It'Is-What-It'Is. I'm speakin' in general. :)
shit im talkin about his homie his dumbass.
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: Lunatic on January 10, 2008, 04:26:59 PM
I'm not talkin' bout your boy either It'Is-What-It'Is. I'm speakin' in general. :)
shit im talkin about his homie his dumbass.
LMAO
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: QuietTruth on January 10, 2008, 04:27:49 PM
I mean in general though becuz shit been in the news, about animals. The San Fran cat.
Like 2 months ago, here in Waterbury a moose was loose from God knows where and the cops shot it in the head, dead. 'These animals are so deadly'. Nah ya'll are. Shit.
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: QuietTruth on January 10, 2008, 04:28:28 PM
I'm not talkin' bout your boy either It'Is-What-It'Is. I'm speakin' in general. :)
shit im talkin about his homie his dumbass.
LMAO
He called me a dumbass??
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: Lunatic on January 10, 2008, 04:30:00 PM
I'm not talkin' bout your boy either It'Is-What-It'Is. I'm speakin' in general. :)
shit im talkin about his homie his dumbass.
LMAO
He called me a dumbass??
lol nah. the homie who had the snake. just funny the way that was put.
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: Nat Turner-reincarnated on January 10, 2008, 04:30:06 PM
I'm not talkin' bout your boy either It'Is-What-It'Is. I'm speakin' in general. :)
shit im talkin about his homie his dumbass.
LMAO
He called me a dumbass??
... why would i call you a dumb ass you one of the few people I like here. his dumb ass ( the friend is a dumbass)
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: Nat Turner-reincarnated on January 10, 2008, 04:30:40 PM
I'm not talkin' bout your boy either It'Is-What-It'Is. I'm speakin' in general. :)
shit im talkin about his homie his dumbass.
LMAO
He called me a dumbass??
lol nah. the homie who had the snake. just funny the way that was put.
yeah i guess when i think about it, it sounds funny the way it was worded lol
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: QuietTruth on January 10, 2008, 04:31:28 PM
I'm not talkin' bout your boy either It'Is-What-It'Is. I'm speakin' in general. :)
shit im talkin about his homie his dumbass.
LMAO
He called me a dumbass??
... why would i call you a dumb ass you one of the few people I like here. his dumb ass ( the friend is a dumbass)
I don't know, Luna laughed. Lol. My fault, sorry.
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: Nat Turner-reincarnated on January 10, 2008, 04:36:04 PM
I'm not talkin' bout your boy either It'Is-What-It'Is. I'm speakin' in general. :)
shit im talkin about his homie his dumbass.
LMAO
He called me a dumbass??
... why would i call you a dumb ass you one of the few people I like here. his dumb ass ( the friend is a dumbass)
I don't know, Luna laughed. Lol. My fault, sorry.
its all good
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: MontrealCity's Most on January 10, 2008, 07:30:10 PM
So the samke is smart enough to say ummm ill stop eating for a few days then imma eat this big motherfucka for breakfest???

Kinda like how are moms used to tell us  dont eat candy before dinner youll ruin youre appetite??

So this snake was not eating so he wulnt ruin his appetitie?? HOw the fuck is the snake that smart lol

ANd like others have said

what the fuck is a pythn doing roaming around dudes house. Whats next? a aliigator?
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: Sickaluffa on January 10, 2008, 07:43:58 PM
holy fuck
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: Lunatic on January 10, 2008, 07:47:07 PM
appetitie??
i can always go for an appetitie ;)
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: JMan on January 10, 2008, 09:56:53 PM
that shit sounds fuckin disgusting. fuck a snake for real, dirty animals. and what the fuck u doin havin ANY type of snake (no matter how fuckin big or small)

A) as a pet
B) roaming around the house free

common sense mutha fuckas.
exactly. so the snake should have at least attempted to wrap him up and swallow him, so that if he survived he would thik twice about doing some stupid shit like that.
Exactly. But humans say Kill It. Don't Kill It, it's a fuckin' WILD animal. It's their nature. What the fuck.

I'm sorry but I don't feel sorry for people gettin' attacked by wild animals like that. It's only the animal's nature to be that way. The fuck. I'm not talkin' bout your boy either It'Is-What-It'Is. I'm speakin' in general. :)

no worries dude, its all cool.. This pretty much an example of why exotic pets shouldnt be kept in a home, no matter how domesticated it appears to be, when the animal's instincts kicks in then theres no turning back.
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: Da818Pn0YgAnGztaA on January 10, 2008, 11:21:01 PM
THAT SNAKES THE SIZE OF MY PENIS
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: The Watcher on January 11, 2008, 01:38:19 AM
im sorry, but you have to be a dumb shit to have a snake as a pet, you have to be the most retarded person on this fucking planet to let the snake roam around your house when its 10ft long. people are getting dumber as time goes on
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: Doggystylin on January 11, 2008, 02:15:57 AM
THAT SNAKES THE SIZE OF MY PENIS

lmfao
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: Mac 10 † on January 11, 2008, 04:05:15 AM
Heard this story a few weeks ago, seems to be spreading the U.K. fast. :laugh:

The one thing I say is, it's the same as adopting a tiny bear as a pet. At first it's small and cute but eventually it still gonna take your head off when it grows up.

A snake, a bear, etc. These animals are wild and don't have such emotions as trust and loyalty. They don't care whether you have fed them for 10 years they're still gonna munch you!
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: Bedford Iz Active on January 11, 2008, 05:34:23 AM
I. Hate. Snakes.

Lmfao at waking up and the snake was beside him mearsuring out if it could take him  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: QuietTruth on January 11, 2008, 05:45:28 AM
that shit sounds fuckin disgusting. fuck a snake for real, dirty animals. and what the fuck u doin havin ANY type of snake (no matter how fuckin big or small)

A) as a pet
B) roaming around the house free

common sense mutha fuckas.
exactly. so the snake should have at least attempted to wrap him up and swallow him, so that if he survived he would thik twice about doing some stupid shit like that.
Exactly. But humans say Kill It. Don't Kill It, it's a fuckin' WILD animal. It's their nature. What the fuck.

I'm sorry but I don't feel sorry for people gettin' attacked by wild animals like that. It's only the animal's nature to be that way. The fuck. I'm not talkin' bout your boy either It'Is-What-It'Is. I'm speakin' in general. :)

no worries dude, its all cool.. This pretty much an example of why exotic pets shouldnt be kept in a home, no matter how domesticated it appears to be, when the animal's instincts kicks in then theres no turning back.
Exactly homie.
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: cStyle on January 11, 2008, 03:18:09 PM
goddamn thats some trippy ass shit...dude can praise the lord that the big ol snake didnt ate him for lunchtime
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 12, 2008, 07:24:50 PM
How do they know the snake was gunna eat him? would be fucked if they were just assuming that and killed the snake for no reason...Animals are just like people. Some can be trusted, but most can't.
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: Nat Turner-reincarnated on January 12, 2008, 07:29:45 PM
How do they know the snake was gunna eat him? would be fucked if they were just assuming that and killed the snake for no reason...Animals are just like people. Some can be trusted, but most can't.
hahahaha you will soon be the next victim of stupidity thinkin like that. some can be trusted get the fuck out of here.
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: swangin and bangin on January 12, 2008, 07:31:16 PM
damn
that shit is creepy
fuck a snake
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 12, 2008, 08:17:13 PM
How do they know the snake was gunna eat him? would be fucked if they were just assuming that and killed the snake for no reason...Animals are just like people. Some can be trusted, but most can't.
hahahaha you will soon be the next victim of stupidity thinkin like that. some can be trusted get the fuck out of here.

Yea...nevermind..all animals are evil. ::)
Title: Re: Why i dont fuck with snakes....
Post by: Bulldog - Your Not Gafflin Nobody on January 13, 2008, 07:40:43 PM
THAT SNAKES THE SIZE OF MY PENIS

naw lil man ur confusing feet with centimetres.