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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on April 21, 2008, 02:10:13 PM
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im sure yall seen this game on other forums before...basically i pop it off with a sentence, then the next person who replies adds to the story and so on. ill pop it off..
I was walking down the street when I saw
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the end.
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:poke:
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im sure yall seen this game on other forums before...basically i pop it off with a sentence, then the next person who replies adds to the story and so on. ill pop it off..
I was walking down the street when I saw
...seer and KAIN beating the shit out of each other...
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seer had the upper hand, but then out of no where..
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seer had the upper hand, but then out of no where..
infinite showed up and started preachin and they stopped fighting each other and jumped him,but while he was on the ground he(infinite) said...
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"i admit, im a fraud and my parents were cousins!"..
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With kain and seer in shock, inf. pulled out a .357 and painted the sidewalk with kains blood.
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With kain and seer in shock, inf. pulled out a .357 and painted the sidewalk with kains blood.
he held seer at gunpoint and said"make me admin or imma pop yo british ass"...and then rud showed up from behind wit his 12 gauge and then...
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..the gun jammed.
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so while rud was trying to get his piece to work inf. got distracted and seer pulled a Chuck Norris on his ass and round house kicked the gun out of his hand...
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into Kains forhead.
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Kain stumbled back in disbelief and fell into Rud, the 12 guage fell to the ground and the 4 people heard the gun go off hitting...
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MANBEARPIG in the knee cap, and he could be heard yelling...
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck,which one of u bitches shot me???
p.s.:KAIN died a few posts b4...With kain and seer in shock, inf. pulled out a .357 and painted the sidewalk with kains blood.
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck,which one of u bitches shot me???
p.s.:KAIN died a few posts b4...With kain and seer in shock, inf. pulled out a .357 and painted the sidewalk with kains blood.
no, his blood was used to paint a sidewalk.
Infinite could have mixed Kains blood with some paint and spread it on the sidewalk, this can be done in a manner to keep Kain alive. Hater.
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck,which one of u bitches shot me???
p.s.:KAIN died a few posts b4...With kain and seer in shock, inf. pulled out a .357 and painted the sidewalk with kains blood.
no, his blood was used to paint a sidewalk.
Infinite could have mixed Kains blood with some paint and spread it on the sidewalk, this can be done in a manner to keep Kain alive. Hater.
why am i a hater when i said that he died a few posts b4...i didn't even make that post...is KAIN ur butt buddy or something???
anyway,back to the story...
KAIN was alive(happy now)...and he picked up the 12 gauge right as a pigs patrol car pulled up and said freeze niggers...JOB was across the street and over heard the white devil pig say nigger and he just lost it and threw a grenade at the po po's car when suddenly the best member of dubcc showed up which is...
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Ruger Rik, and he was confused as to why JOB would get so upset at the cop saying "nigger". Seeing as JOB is white...
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lol @ ^...
they held up a mirror for JOB to c that he is not black,but as they all looked into the mirror...they saw no reflection of JOB and found out that he is a vampire...they got petrified and started running but JOB just laughed and said...
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then bananas rolled up in an ice cream truck, and little kids skipped over thru the mayhem to him as he handed out choco tacos and ice cream butterfingers for free to everyone.
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A Block away Mackin4life is getting ready to hit the streets, Just another day, in his Boring nayborhood, as he closes the door behind him of his apartment, he stops to think ..'Another day'.. Shakes his head as he sighs, and begins his routine walk to catch the subway to work...
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and as he think its gonna be another boring day he sees banana's ice cream truck rollin down the street and everybody in the neighborhood is crowded around the ice cream truck to get there free ice cream but little did they know he had a secret ingredient in the ice cream which was...
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nicotine, phosphate acid 3. In it's most purest form. Banana had only discovered hat it could do to his once placid dog. Only a matter of time would the same monstrous transformation occurred to these ice cream enthusiasts...Mackin cautiously walks towards the truck but is stopped short, after catching a glimpse of what he figured was an evil grim creep over Banana's face....Then a loud noise came from no where..followed by...
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a horrible sounding laugh that came from sikotic who just rolled up in his ford focus and he was going insane from the ice cream that he had from banana's truck and while he tried to run all the black people over,this katt came to the rescue...
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then bananas rolled up in an ice cream truck, and little kids skipped over thru the mayhem to him as he handed out choco tacos and ice cream butterfingers for free to everyone.
What did JOB say, what did he say?
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Just before the truck veered into the drive way, JOB said to the police Officer as he fled away from Him
'Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet!'
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then bananas rolled up in an ice cream truck, and little kids skipped over thru the mayhem to him as he handed out choco tacos and ice cream butterfingers for free to everyone.
What did JOB say, what did he say?
lol...i forgot that JOB had a line their...well,just add that part in in the next post...
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Just before the truck veered into the drive way, JOB said to the police Officer as he fled away from Him
'Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet!'
the officer was shocked at JOBS knowledge and let him bounce and didn't chase him...the officer who had just recently arrested sikotic recognized him and walked up to his car...
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......'Look Buddy, I'm Tired it's Monday morning, i got a lot of paper work, I'm not in the mood today to do more paper work, so give me one excuse why i shouldn't take your ass to the station".. Sikotic thinks for a long moment, looks the Officer in the eye, and says, "I was speeding down the traffic hopefully trying to avoid you, cuz my girl just ran off with a cop and i thought you were the Poor B*stard trying to bring her back to me!'...The Officer looks at Sikotic.......
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.....then over dramatically smells his two middle fingers then looks back at sikotik and says......
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mmmm i love the smell of fish in the morning. sikotic looks back at the cop and smacks his kufi off his head. the cop then..
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The Cop, Mr Bob Burnell, a 10 year vetren. His is the son of Cop. His father was a cop too, so was his Grand father,Undoubtedly his son would also follow in this tradition. If Only his wife, Kyrstal, would understand. she felt Bobby Junior was too timid, to which He would reply, stop Mothering the Poor kid, then he would grow some balls...!!!
But to no avail, talking to Mrs Burnell was like talking to a brick wall..'Sweet Jesus,what did he see in that Woman,love is Blind, but she's got an ass for days. But I'd settle for the ass, minus the attitude..he admitted.
Now he is standing in the middle of Mayhem Avenue, at 9am, looking into an obvious drugged out Juvenile delinquent, who is probably caked up with the latest deadly substance, plus an attitude to match!!..He thought it's too early for this Crap..
He reached into the car, grabbed the keys out of the ignition, but grunted in disgust when he couldn't get the key Out..'why is all this crap happening today' he screamed under his breadth.. He turned d his attention to the source of his anger..A Goofed out Sikotic, wide eyed, with a big grin on his face, 'It's for anti-jacking reason, the keys don't easily slide out, the more force you try, the harder it gets'..
Smart ass, eh, Thought Officer Bob, he is not gon last long in Jail. Officer Bob Grabs Sikotic out of the Car, and Says...
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"hey, smart ass..YOU EVER HAD YOU SHIT PUSHED IN?! keep it up and ill make sure you get thrown in jail and ill make sure, if its the last thing i do, that you share a cell with Big Duece Poppa, the notorious Crip gang banger who has never seen another human since he went on that raping rampage! he gave our medical staff A LOT of overtime that week..we had to use 20,000 yards of stitches!" sik then..
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laughs in officer bob's face, and starts clawing at his own face in manic joy, laughing.
At that moment officer bob is clipped by the rear view mirror of a speeding ice cream truck and is thrown several yards onto a curb. As he looks up wincing in pain, he sees several crazed children hanging on to the rear of the truck, as if desperate beyond all reason to get some ice cream.
A small boy runs up to Bob, and leers over him with a drooling mouth and dilated eyes..
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"hey, smart ass..YOU EVER HAD YOU SHIT PUSHED IN?! keep it up and ill make sure you get thrown in jail and ill make sure, if its the last thing i do, that you share a cell with Big Duece Poppa, the notorious Crip gang banger who has never seen another human since he went on that raping rampage! he gave our medical staff A LOT of overtime that week..we had to use 20,000 yards of stitches!" sik then..
"Offisyah Slob, I want Soem Ice Cream!!'
'The Big Guy don't want to give me some,arrest Him, he is breaking the Luaw'
Officer Bob His Anger Lit Red Hot,his eyes bugling out of his sockets, sweat beads had formed just above his uper lips. His Nostril flared up and dwn as his breathing increased..He looked at this kid....
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and started slamming his head on the pavement. in awe, everybody and everything seems to stop for a minute, while officer bob brutally beats this kid to death. after seeing what he has done, officer bob..
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....is seen to have the most enormous errection since the advent of John Holmes. Sikotik , baked out of his medicated mind, starts reenacting the whole "you know how i know you're gay" scene from the 40 year old virgin by himself in his car as he drives off bumping yellow submarine by the beatles. Officer bob and his enflamed member gaze upon the reckage. NIK, off in the distance bouncing a basketball, approaches the officer and....
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KAIN was alive(happy now)...and he picked up the 12 gauge right as a pigs patrol car pulled up and said freeze niggers...JOB was across the street and over heard the white devil pig say nigger and he just lost it and threw a grenade at the po po's car when suddenly the best member of dubcc showed up which is...
I'm sorry to break up the story, but that was funny as fuck! Hillarious! Good way to start the morning :D
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KAIN was alive(happy now)...and he picked up the 12 gauge right as a pigs patrol car pulled up and said freeze niggers...JOB was across the street and over heard the white devil pig say nigger and he just lost it and threw a grenade at the po po's car when suddenly the best member of dubcc showed up which is...
I'm sorry to break up the story, but that was funny as fuck! Hillarious! Good way to start the morning :D
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lol...good lookin brah...
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....is seen to have the most enormous errection since the advent of John Holmes. Sikotik , baked out of his medicated mind, starts reenacting the whole "you know how i know you're gay" scene from the 40 year old virgin by himself in his car as he drives off bumping yellow submarine by the beatles. Officer bob and his enflamed member gaze upon the reckage. NIK, off in the distance bouncing a basketball, approaches the officer and....
says,if u hate all black people does that mean u hate kobe also???as he was waiting for the pig to answer he started to roll a fat kush bleezy while he sat on his basketball at the edge of the street next to the kid who had gotten his ass kicked by the cop...the cop who was so exhausted from banana's ice cream truck that almost ran him over to the grenade that got thrown at his car by JOB and all the bull shit that sikotic had put him threw and with his other issues with his wife and shit...he just straight up passed out...NIK remains calm and blows some of that smoke into the cops face and as the cop wakes up he is a little blazed and he says to NIK...
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"arent you the little snitch, that ratted his girl out? I remember Frank telling me that in the locker room. It was kinda pathetic, bro" and and he passes out again. Nik then...
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NIK sees this as his opportunity to exist the vicinity and hopefully leave no trace of his presence. Lord Knows what happened the last time. Damn how could he be so stupid, i guess you live and learn. And yes he was leaving. Leaving the scene. Who would have figured Monday morning could be this hectic, it's only gone past 10am, yet he has seen more drama in an hour that he has seen in 24 hours. Something isn't right..Most be something in the air. Scientist are talking about some solar eclipse, or something gibberish along those lines, stellar collision, planetary annihilation on some catastrophic magnitude!..What??..That last thought made him Laugh, as he jumped back into his Lakers Decorated F-150. 'catastrophic magnitude!' yeah right, whatever those freaks in those labs are smoking.........
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lol @ an F-150?? wtf! lol
whatever those freaks in those labs are smoking.....can't compare to the purple haired afghani hawaiian sophie butterball kush i got under my seat!!! right about that time, fufilling his reserve officer duty from his time in los angeles, Officer Shaquille O'neal over hears this proclaimation from his pimped out superman cop cruiser escalade. officer o'neal approaches the f-150 and asks NIK to step out of the car. NIK steps out of the car and smoke clouds out of his pickup like a scene out of cheech and chong. when the smoke clears officer o'neal finds baggies , a scale, and the purple haired afghani hawaiin sophie butterball kush. Officer o'neal handcuffs NIK and says you're charged with having possession of a contained substance, DWI, possession of paraphonilia, and trying a Ford f-150. after a solidary tear drops from NIK's eye and he's thrown in the patty wagon and taken away downtown, Kobe Bryant who see all of this take place laughs and says.....
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...FLOYDNESS DO YOU NEED A RIDE AS SHE SITS IN THE PASSENGER SEAT OF THE F-150.
SHE WOULD DRIVE THE TRUCK HERSELF BUT SHE WAS BORN WITH A CONGENITAL DEFECT OF 2 LEFT FEET.
FLOYNESS SAYS...
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Looks at Shaq and recalls the best times, her and NIK use to have watching Shaq Dunk on other players while sporting the Gold and Purple..Now all she sees is the face of a traitor. She is Suddenly brought back to reality...
Side Note:Don't Know why i choose F-150..lol..
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.....and starts to feel light headed and can feel her eyes dialating. as all this is happening she can hear a verse from the song "paper planes" playing, ""Pirate skulls and bones
Sticks and stones and weed and bombs
Running when we hit 'em
Lethal poison through their system"
she is now officially high as a mother fucker. she believes she sees john lennon eating a giant sunflower and peeing on a fire hydrant but it was really just....
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...Shaq being shot in the head by Kobe with a submachine uzi, only to reveal that it wasn't Shaq, but rather Jake in a gorilla outfit. Banana Boy tries giving Jake CPR by blowing on his dick. Then the Phoenix Suns team jet crashes and the Lakers win the championship.
The end.
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(http://blog.afi.com/100movies/user-uploads/post3258.jpg)
or was it ?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e6/Tami_stronach1.jpg)
::Fantasia will never end as long as us humas still have an imagination!::
(http://www.neverendingstory.com/images/Image099.jpg)
...suddenly falkor and atreyu from the neverending story bring everyone back to life because because some little boy in germany still believes in magic or some shit....i dunno i forget how the movie goes after this ......anyway the story returns to the point where floydness sees john lennon eating a giant sunflower and peeing on a firehydrant, which was really.....
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LMFAO @ the two posts b4 mine,lol...
it really wasn't john lennon eating a sunflower pissing on a fire hydrant...it was JOB eating a watermelon and pouring some kool-aid on the ground fo his dead homies...but as he was doing that doggystylin and Mdogg roll up while they are battling eachother(freestyling) on the street...
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....doggystylin is TRYIN to battle back but can't stop laughing at Mdogg because everytime he tries to say "this" he says "these" and visa versa. enraged with doggystylin's actions Mdogg rips out all the hairs of his goe-t in one swift move and proceeds to....
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he proceeds to freestyle and still mixes up "his and "hes",and "this" and "these" and while doggystylin was shocked at how quickly Mdogg ripped his goattie he runs to his car to get his weapon...and this is no ordinary weapon...its his pit bull marley which eats human penis's for breakfast...
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...lunch and dinner. it was around brunch time so, "what the hel"l, doggy said to himself. Mdogg is now nuetered. but something magical happened, right when doggy's pit was going to swollow mdoggs wang chung whole, the dogg spit it out and ran off yelping. mdogg picked up his Teil and proclaimed at the top of his lungs "MAN I LOVE BEING A TURTLE ....I Mean MEXICAN!" (ninja turtles reference) "all those years of eating spicey shit has made me so toxic and spicey than not even man's best friend could deep thoat thizz dick!" about that time John bobett, whose ex wife lorena bobett had cut off his dick a decade or so back patted Mdogg on the back while he held his chorizo in his hand and said "I know the name of a real good doctor who could take care of that for you. here let me give you my card" Mdogg runs to the hospital in which the card refered to but as soon as he hit the corner of where the hospital was suppose to be at he came upon what seemed to be an old.........
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LMMFAO@^...BEST PART OF THE STORY SO FAR...+1...
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...lunch and dinner. it was around brunch time so, "what the hel"l, doggy said to himself. Mdogg is now nuetered. but something magical happened, right when doggy's pit was going to swollow mdoggs wang chung whole, the dogg spit it out and ran off yelping. mdogg picked up his Teil and proclaimed at the top of his lungs "MAN I LOVE BEING A TURTLE ....I Mean MEXICAN!" (ninja turtles reference) "all those years of eating spicey shit has made me so toxic and spicey than not even man's best friend could deep thoat thizz dick!" about that time John bobett, whose ex wife lorena bobett had cut off his dick a decade or so back patted Mdogg on the back while he held his chorizo in his hand and said "I know the name of a real good doctor who could take care of that for you. here let me give you my card" Mdogg runs to the hospital in which the card refered to but as soon as he hit the corner of where the hospital was suppose to be at he came upon what seemed to be an old.........
Warehouse. that everybody seem to have forgotten existed. MDogg had heard about all the weird and wonderful stories this place had. This place was a living breathing historic Icon. Damn He felt like Indian Jones in one of those movies embarking on another quest of archaeological scale..
All this while, five blocks away..mackin 5 hours late for work. is sitting on a bench, drinking his fifth mocha, and complaining about his phone he forgot to charge, now he can't call in late for work, or call in Sick. To lazy to use the pay Phone. Probably broken. probably dirty, or both broken and dirty, with the receiver missing.
While macking was going through the motions, we head back to MDogg and his.....
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detached shlong. he still had it in his hand, but forgot all about it when he saw the warehouse. he walked towards the entrance..but in the back of his mind he couldnt help but think of all those stories he heard about this place. he still remembers when the cops got a tip about the body of jimmy hoffa being buried in between the walls of the bathroom on the northwest corner of the building. they quickly went searching for the missing teamster leaders body, but only found a couple of dead rats and a dead squirrel. but i digress...as he was approaching the entrance he suddenly heard..
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....the beautiful sounds of mariah carey singing her new smash hit touch my body. his mind went into a trance and he began to fantasize about touching her body. Blood started to rush down there, and as it did blood started to spray out of his stump Kill Bill status. His mind quickly snapped back to as a puddle started to form on the cement and he.....
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....the beautiful sounds of mariah carey singing her new smash hit touch my body. his mind went into a trance and he began to fantasize about touching her body. Blood started to rush down there, and as it did blood started to spray out of his stump Kill Bill status. His mind quickly snapped back to as a puddle started to form on the cement and he.....
...FAINTED ONLY TO AWAKE AT NORTHRIDGE HOSPITAL WITH SIKOTIC ATTEMPTING TO PLACE A CATHETER IN HIS MANGLED PENIS BUT HE HAD 2 PAIR OF JEANS ON.
SIKOTIC CALLED NURSE...
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...Whoorider. Nurse Whoorider was really into face-sitting, and on that particular day, Sikotic wasn't exactly down for it. So she sat on Mdoggs face while he was out cold...well, he actually just woke up, but Whoorider took care of that. Mdogg fell into a deep coma and began getting mental visualizations of his sister, Pink, sitting on his face back in the day when she used to punk him. Siktoic ran to get his Ipod from the car and ran back in the room bumping NWA - She Swallowed It on full blast. "Is this the only thing that can get your whalesque asscheeks off of MDogg's face?," Siktoic shouts at Whoorider. As the song bumps, she quickly jumps up and causes a massive earthquake...California sinks into the ocean and.........
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wow poor mdogg he's getting molested (literally and metaphorically) in this thread!
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wow poor mdogg he's getting molested (literally and metaphorically) in this thread!
its all just out of fun...its nothing personal(i hope)...i personally don't know the dude that well...but somehow he just came into the story just like sikotic,bananas,doggy,NIK,floydness,JOB,etc.etc.came into the story...hope nobody gets butt hurt if we use them in the this thread... ;)
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...Whoorider. Nurse Whoorider was really into face-sitting, and on that particular day, Sikotic wasn't exactly down for it. So she sat on Mdoggs face while he was out cold...well, he actually just woke up, but Whoorider took care of that. Mdogg fell into a deep coma and began getting mental visualizations of his sister, Pink, sitting on his face back in the day when she used to punk him. Siktoic ran to get his Ipod from the car and ran back in the room bumping NWA - She Swallowed It on full blast. "Is this the only thing that can get your whalesque asscheeks off of MDogg's face?," Siktoic shouts at Whoorider. As the song bumps, she quickly jumps up and causes a massive earthquake...California sinks into the ocean and.........
......legally becomes it's own seperate country . the california economy rapidly recovers because in that warehouse modgg was standing in front of there was a top secret project going on that was going to build an atmosphere around california just in case such an incident should occur. However there was a glitch, the only way this atmosphere could contain itself was if an enzyme, only found in human schmegma, was harvested from a fresh penis. Mdogg being the mighty aztec philantropith, decided to donate his member for scientific purposes. now a statue of Mdogg can be found in front of the California capital building. the statue was sculpted by one of the many graphic design artists found on this website, who convieniantly forgot to give the statue a bulge, or did they? never the less this new utopia civilization was......
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and the loon3y came in and was like "what up cuz" to a bunch of mexicans who banged norte side. then they beat his ass down with some auto parts and had a homey fresh out of jail repeatedly rape him til he was bleeding through his underwear. he was last seen screaming "i'm not gang affiliated!! why are you doing this!@"
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Jaydc walks out of the bushes laughing at Rooney being raped.Startled by the evil laugh bellowing from this man the Mexican hang removes the triple penetration of cocks in Rooney.What's up ese? Questions don Jacob.Jaydc responds that he doesn't speak Spanish ...ME ....DYLAN...ME. NO. ESPANOL.offended don takes out his switch blade that all Spanish people have given to them at birth.But just then a police car wildly veers onto the street and crashes into a pole.An officer runs out of the car screaming he bit my fucking dick off!From the passenger seat sits up a middle eastern looking person with a huge nose a pencil thing chin strap and blood dripping down his chin.The cop sees looneys gaping asshole and the train of Mexicans and instructs them to rape the man in the laker outfit in the passenger seat.Jaydc slowly backs away and...
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(http://blog.afi.com/100movies/user-uploads/post3258.jpg)
or was it ?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e6/Tami_stronach1.jpg)
::Fantasia will never end as long as us humas still have an imagination!::
(http://www.neverendingstory.com/images/Image099.jpg)
...suddenly falkor and atreyu from the neverending story bring everyone back to life because because some little boy in germany still believes in magic or some shit....i dunno i forget how the movie goes after this ......anyway the story returns to the point where floydness sees john lennon eating a giant sunflower and peeing on a firehydrant, which was really.....
OMG, I died right here! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cant believe I never saw this thread before.
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Jaydc walks out of the bushes laughing at Rooney being raped.Startled by the evil laugh bellowing from this man the Mexican hang removes the triple penetration of cocks in Rooney.What's up ese? Questions don Jacob.Jaydc responds that he doesn't speak Spanish ...ME ....DYLAN...ME. NO. ESPANOL.offended don takes out his switch blade that all Spanish people have given to them at birth.But just then a police car wildly veers onto the street and crashes into a pole.An officer runs out of the car screaming he bit my fucking dick off!From the passenger seat sits up a middle eastern looking person with a huge nose a pencil thing chin strap and blood dripping down his chin.The cop sees looneys gaping asshole and the train of Mexicans and instructs them to rape the man in the laker outfit in the passenger seat.Jaydc slowly backs away and...
moves to Guatemala where he rapes a village of woman to spawn his evil race of midget Spanish speaking barbarians and sends the weak kids off to live with Bez in Europe where Bez is known to.....
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To make them compete in savage competitions called cock offs where they masturbate eachother until their dicks are so raw they can't go on.the winner is awarded a date with bez that consists of some kfc and a ride on the teacups while he drinks earl grey and tea bags the barbarian.the 5 that survive are sent to live with floydness with 3 months to learn the ways of..
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physical deception and intellectual laziness. both massive drug usage and lying to the public are forced upon the children at the hands of floydness and elinor, desperate for people to relate to their sheltered, backwards way of life. As one child ingests mdma, elior leans in and whispers "every nba player uses it", when upon a knock at the door arrives..
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To make them compete in savage competitions called cock offs where they masturbate eachother until their dicks are so raw they can't go on.the winner is awarded a date with bez that consists of some kfc and a ride on the teacups while he drinks earl grey and tea bags the barbarian.the 5 that survive are sent to live with floydness with 3 months to learn the ways of..
being greedy fat Jewish cunts that manhandle their lanky emaciated boyfriends and his down syndrome friend. They all accompany floydness to a local rave somewhere in Thousand Oaks where she happens to see a couple a dudes blowing eachother. She recognizes the two gentlemen downing eachothers wieners like Kobayashi would in an eating contest and identifies them as.....
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The knock at the door is roccy to take the children to their next step *insert sikotics piece. The two men gobbling the cocks so hungrily it would make floydness at a buffet look timid is identified as ochocinco and nima.ochco has to push back nimas fat rolls and massive bush to find the cock but he is a tropper.all that time making his way through wheat fields in Regina is really paying off now.quickly taken away from the scene the children are given glow sticks that were hidden in the rear glove compartment in niks nose.floydness carefully explains to the children...
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The knock at the door is roccy to take the children to their next step *insert sikotics piece. The two men gobbling the cocks so hungrily it would make floydness at a buffet look timid is identified as ochocinco and nima.ochco has to push back nimas fat rolls and massive bush to find the cock but he is a tropper.all that time making his way through wheat fields in Regina is really paying off now.quickly taken away from the scene the children are given glow sticks that were hidden in the rear glove compartment in niks nose.floydness carefully explains to the children...
See kiddies, this is why faggots get AIDS. And she pours gasoline on both of the homos and lights them on fire. As the fire began to die out she threw three of the children into the fire to keep it alive. Right when she was about to feat on their charred remains, a shadowy figure swung through on a rope...
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The knock at the door is roccy to take the children to their next step *insert sikotics piece. The two men gobbling the cocks so hungrily it would make floydness at a buffet look timid is identified as ochocinco and nima.ochco has to push back nimas fat rolls and massive bush to find the cock but he is a tropper.all that time making his way through wheat fields in Regina is really paying off now.quickly taken away from the scene the children are given glow sticks that were hidden in the rear glove compartment in niks nose.floydness carefully explains to the children...
See kiddies, this is why faggots get AIDS. And she pours gasoline on both of the homos and lights them on fire. As the fire began to die out she threw three of the children into the fire to keep it alive. Right when she was about to feat on their charred remains, a shadowy figure swung through on a rope...
and it was Mauzip naked just coming from a Soccer game... and tells the kids we are going back to my friends house and a person i have regular anal sex with
and low and behold it is Jome's house where jome is baking cookies and then the phone rings and he picks it up and it is....
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Elano who starts making threats in broken English.jome shrugs and hangs up then turns his attention back to the 3 remaining children and mauzip.Just then theirs a knock at the door.Jome walks over and sees nothing then suddenly muhfukka flies in with a kick transporter style knocking the door off the hinges.Its dope muhfukka!The whole crew of dope walks in.Finally the godfather himself,which is myself.Jaydc holds out his ring hand to mauzip and says..
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pissing clips for elano
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Elano who starts making threats in broken English.jome shrugs and hangs up then turns his attention back to the 3 remaining children and mauzip.Just then theirs a knock at the door.Jome walks over and sees nothing then suddenly muhfukka flies in with a kick transporter style knocking the door off the hinges.Its dope muhfukka!The whole crew of dope walks in.Finally the godfather himself,which is myself.Jaydc holds out his ring hand to mauzip and says..
...."I swear to God I am not gay!!!...come on, you've got to believe me!!!!" Mauzip slaps the shit out of Jaydc and says "can't fool me...i've got gaydar and any homo that crosses my path will be revealed."...Banana boy jumps out the bushes and shouts "IVE BEEN SPYING ON YOU FAGS!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!! I AM ABOUT TO TELL YOU SOME INTERESTING PSYCHOLOGY WHICH WILL REVEAL YOUR WHOLE LIFE IN LESS THAN A PARAGRAPH!"....what banana boy doesn't realize is that Infinite is standing right behind him with a .357 painted in the colors of the Jamaican flag. Banana Boy panics and breaks down in tears..."I'M SORRY! I WAS ONLY JOKING, I SWEAR!!!! I DO IT CUZ IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY MINISCULE COCK!"...Infinite feels pity for banana boy and leaves him with Jaydc and Mauzip, where they begin savagely raping him...this is not the first time banana boy had been anally penetrated, but.....
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Suddenly nik wakes up.oh man another dream about Jaydc god he turns me on.nik looks over at roccy who gently moans and turns over to face nik.they stare in eachothers eyes,lost.they hear heavy breathing and both look sad as they know floydness is standind in the doorway.I want some food you faggots yells floydness.go to McDonald's.I want 23 sausage mcgriddles and some short stacks.now!nik and roccy change out of their laker pjs and into their laker outfits.nik kisses the life size poster of kobe on his wall and grabs his car keys.he hands the he drops the keys and bends over in front of roccy and giggles.floydness smacks nik in the head and tells him to hurry the fuck up as some mayonnaise falls off her chin onto her huge gut.nik and roccy get in the car and turn on some wham.Nik leans forward and starts blowing roccy while he drives.suddenly theirs a huge thud and they swerve to the side of the road.omg we hit someone yells roccy.they run out of the car to find the body of job.they both sigh in relief because its a nigga and their Jews so nobody will care.but then radiotube is walking down the street bumping the best rapper in the history of the world in his eyes,Rick Ross.he sees roccy and nik laughing over the body of job.he takes out his headphones and yells...
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Suddenly nik wakes up.oh man another dream about Jaydc god he turns me on.nik looks over at roccy who gently moans and turns over to face nik.they stare in eachothers eyes,lost.they hear heavy breathing and both look sad as they know floydness is standind in the doorway.I want some food you faggots yells floydness.go to McDonald's.I want 23 sausage mcgriddles and some short stacks.now!nik and roccy change out of their laker pjs and into their laker outfits.nik kisses the life size poster of kobe on his wall and grabs his car keys.he hands the he drops the keys and bends over in front of roccy and giggles.floydness smacks nik in the head and tells him to hurry the fuck up as some mayonnaise falls off her chin onto her huge gut.nik and roccy get in the car and turn on some wham.Nik leans forward and starts blowing roccy while he drives.suddenly theirs a huge thud and they swerve to the side of the road.omg we hit someone yells roccy.they run out of the car to find the body of job.they both sigh in relief because its a nigga and their Jews so nobody will care.but then radiotube is walking down the street bumping the best rapper in the history of the world in his eyes,Rick Ross.he sees roccy and nik laughing over the body of job.he takes out his headphones and yells...
Mauzip quickly slaps the shit out of Jaydc..."IS THIS WHAT YOU THINK OF AS I'M FUCKING YOU?," he shouts. "I'm sorry, Mauzip, I've just really been fiendin' for that hebrewnational nik sausage. I've been all over him since i feasted my eyes on those delcious rave pics and i can't get him out of my mind!" PLANT, who overhears the discussion between Mauzip and Jaydc, quickly butts in and agrees, "wow...I've felt the same way about NIK since way back in the day. I have a head fetish. I paste his head on different jpegs and edit them to look sexy for my jerkin enjoyment. you think it might be a canadian thing? after all, this dude i once picked up at a bar, banana boy, is canadian as welll and we also share that connection"..."crazy coincidence!," Mauzip proclaims as he pulls out of Jaydc's......................
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live aligator. What the fuck!?! Then Elior wakes up. Yet another dream where he details homosexual encounters. "What is wrong with me>" he think to himself. His mother, Orit, walks in the room.
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And deep throats the 9, then asks for a no lube rip from the backside, then....
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then says "Elior...thanks for the backside rip, breakfast is ready. Bring me down your Laker pajamas so I can wash Roccys cum-stains off them. And hurry up because the shoot-around at the jewish community centre starts in 20 minutes. Dont forget to wear your 2003 Lakers home Kobe jerseys since the regular kids are the away team today. I put your Kobe jockstrap and Vanessa T-Bar in your gym bag, so you're all ready to go"......"Thanks Orit" says Elior, as he finishes up breakfast, grabs his gym bag and heads out the door. Elior then hops in his mom Orits Nissan Altima and starts to drive to the JCC when suddenly.....
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out of the corner of his eyes he sees a $1 bill on the side of the road and cant resist his jewish urges to pick it up. he cuts across three lanes and is almost t-boned by a bus. he rides up on the curb like a typical jew and picks up the dollar. while out of his car some ...
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out of the corner of his eyes he sees a $1 bill on the side of the road and cant resist his jewish urges to pick it up. he cuts across three lanes and is almost t-boned by a bus. he rides up on the curb like a typical jew and picks up the dollar. while out of his car some ...
other jew spots a penny on the curb and starts running for it. The other jew (on his way to the JCC with NIK) grabs the penny and screams "Oh Fuck, that was hot, that burnt my thumb"...NIK turns to the right and sees Mauzip lighting pennys on fire and throwing them out front of the JCC. "It was a set-up" the other jew says to NIK, when all of a sudden....
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He runs into the members of DOPE. The background music fades and he's facing the most feared group of internet beasts ever assembled. To NIK's credit he does not back down, but readies himself for ....
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...what he finds out to be the first ever KKK gathering. All the neo-Nazi members of WCC got together and formed one big group to take down NIK. None could do it...Banana Boy tried with his dildo nun-chucks, but failed instantly. Plant brought his anal beads to strangle NIK with, but got it jacked by Mauzip. Muhfucka tried using his anti-depressants to drug NIK to death, but ended up finishing every last pill before he got to him. In the end, it was revealed that DOPE stood for Dorky Obsessed Pussies Emerge. The fact that each and every member of this crew was a raging homosexual with a lack of confidence within themselves made it incredibley easy for NIK to smash their skulls in one by one...the sounds of their skulls crushing resembled.............
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...what he finds out to be the first ever KKK gathering. All the neo-Nazi members of WCC got together and formed one big group to take down NIK. None could do it...Banana Boy tried with his dildo nun-chucks, but failed instantly. Plant brought his anal beads to strangle NIK with, but got it jacked by Mauzip. Muhfucka tried using his anti-depressants to drug NIK to death, but ended up finishing every last pill before he got to him. In the end, it was revealed that DOPE stood for Dorky Obsessed Pussies Emerge. The fact that each and every member of this crew was a raging homosexual with a lack of confidence within themselves made it incredibley easy for NIK to smash their skulls in one by one...the sounds of their skulls crushing resembled.............
the sound of NIK blowing his purple and gold Kobe dildo....He quickyl snapped out of the trance he was just in and ran back into the JCC just in time for tip-off. When he arrived on the court, the jewish coach threw his rabbi cap on the ground in disgust and told NIK to pull up his shorts becuase his T-Bar was showing. "This is a mens league!" the coach shouted as NIK crumbled and went to sit on the end of the bench....
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all of a sudden, plant was told that his part of the story doesnt count because he is a horrible fuckin story-teller with not an ounce of comedic value in his bones. plant gets so mad that he's discluded from the story thread that he strangles himself with the canadian flag ...all the KKK members are at the cemetery for PLANT'S burial when......
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Job high on crack walks into the funeral.everyone shakes their head.Jaydc offers job ten bucks to blow the corpse of plant for one last good send off.job agrees and proceeds to blow plant.sikotic aroused by the situation begins to jerk off when ag turns away to see...
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Job high on crack walks into the funeral.everyone shakes their head.Jaydc offers job ten bucks to blow the corpse of plant for one last good send off.job agrees and proceeds to blow plant.sikotic aroused by the situation begins to jerk off when ag turns away to see...
nwa whoorider and floydness making out in the corner creating quite a...
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chain reaction of puke. its like the scene in Stand By Me when Gordie is telling the pie eating story. in the midst of everyones linda blair impersonation, a....
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chain reaction of puke. its like the scene in Stand By Me when Gordie is telling the pie eating story. in the midst of everyones linda blair impersonation, a....
mime walked up and poked...