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Title: Smegma is...
Post by: Elano on May 10, 2008, 11:16:07 AM
This little bitch is constantly on my nuts,damn life is boring for some idiots like him and yishay  :D
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Post by: smegma on May 10, 2008, 11:19:22 AM
messed up in the head
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Post by: J Bananas on May 10, 2008, 11:26:36 AM
Elanos father
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: Elano on May 10, 2008, 11:30:49 AM
Elanos father
oh this is too much.  :'(
you are too funny and smart  :'(
e tua madre fa i bocchini in piazza  :D
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: J Bananas on May 10, 2008, 11:33:02 AM
 >:( ??? :o :-X :-[ :P :sshh: :sleep: :sun:
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Post by: JAZ on May 10, 2008, 12:01:17 PM
i voted awesome.
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Post by: Javier on May 10, 2008, 12:26:03 PM
i voted awesome.
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Post by: NotoriousTDA on May 10, 2008, 01:16:03 PM
i voted gay, some of the pics he posts up are hella gay
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Post by: E-Crazy on May 10, 2008, 02:01:51 PM
Mauzip>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.Elano

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Post by: JAZ on May 10, 2008, 02:39:59 PM
Mauzip>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.Elano


shitting yourself while getting vinegar in your eyes>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>elano.
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Post by: K.Dub on May 10, 2008, 02:54:47 PM
Mauzip>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.Elano


Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on May 10, 2008, 03:06:24 PM
Gay
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: Sir Petey on May 10, 2008, 03:21:21 PM
mauzip is the homie and he showed me alot of love when I first hit this forum in 2004...hooked me up with all the music I missed out on while I was locked up and has generally been a good dude that dont bite his tounge


...no homo


Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: J Bananas on May 10, 2008, 03:26:24 PM
his sense of humor comes from playing off the inhibited close minded kids here who are generally younger, or their development level is at about age 17 like elior. thats why the majority of insults against him are generally weak ones like "youre gay" or some shit. the people that dont feel him are either young or just slow and don't really comprehend much
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Post by: No Compute on May 10, 2008, 03:27:54 PM
i voted awesome.
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Post by: MarkCruz on May 10, 2008, 03:48:25 PM
ELANO'S GRANDFATHER AND FATHER.

AUSTRIAN STATUS.
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: Nima - Dubcnn.com on May 10, 2008, 04:45:14 PM
his sense of humor comes from playing off the inhibited close minded kids here who are generally younger, or their development level is at about age 17. thats why the majority of insults against him are generally weak ones like "youre gay" or some shit. the people that dont feel him are either young or just slow and don't really comprehend much

Yep thats true. No matter what you say about mauzip (smegmas old sn), he's not stupid. I've actually met the guy and kicked it with him and he's a cool dude. Definitely got his own humour and taste, but I appreciate his honesty.
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on May 10, 2008, 05:27:15 PM
I never said he's stupid or a bad man... dude is just homo with it. LOL@banana boy tryna get all deep about it.
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on May 10, 2008, 06:19:46 PM
smegma is...
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a transliteration of the Greek word σμήγμα for sebum, is a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture, and can accumulate under the foreskin of males and within the vulva of females. It has a characteristic strong odor. Smegma is common to all mammals, male and female.

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

you should change your name hahahaha

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: Sir Petey on May 10, 2008, 06:21:13 PM
his TQ preoccupation is a bit wierd but hey its what he likes....notice the cats that try to shit on him the most have all kinds of fucked up karma....most of them are just haters from the jump.
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: J Bananas on May 10, 2008, 06:34:11 PM
I never said he's stupid or a bad man... dude is just homo with it. LOL@banana boy tryna get all deep about it.

not deep, thats just how i see things, not my fault you never grew as person.
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: Sir Petey on May 10, 2008, 07:40:08 PM
lmao...you blocked his attempted swag display with class.
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on May 10, 2008, 08:18:01 PM
I never said he's stupid or a bad man... dude is just homo with it. LOL@banana boy tryna get all deep about it.

not deep, thats just how i see things, not my fault you never grew as person.


you're a little boy if that's how you truly see shit. you talk so much shit about infinite, trauma, doggy etc., yet you're honestly not above them like you act. you ain't above shit, you're just a judgemental little whiteboy who'd get his face smashed in if he talked this same shit in reality...you limit yourself too much for your own good. legit.


as for mauzip, dude gets called gay because he literally acts gay, not because anyone is tryna "insult" him. i really have no beef with mauz, it's simply been his title here since before you came along, shitbag.
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: J Bananas on May 10, 2008, 08:19:38 PM
elior mad, elior smash, keyboard.
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on May 10, 2008, 08:23:39 PM
yes, i'm furious...why does banana boy have to be such a shitty ass soul with no positive influence? >:( >:(
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: Sir Petey on May 10, 2008, 08:28:25 PM
what does banana boy mean...It sounds like bad comic book title.
Title: Re: Smegma is...dd
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on May 10, 2008, 10:53:15 PM
LOL@this shitbag tryna clown on non-whiteboy names, thinking it actually hurts someone. All that shit really does is prove that you have a major inferiority complex.
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: J Bananas on May 10, 2008, 10:54:17 PM
you are white elior  ;D
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on May 10, 2008, 10:59:55 PM
 :'(
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Post by: J Bananas on May 10, 2008, 11:00:32 PM
im just sayin dont play a race card you dont have
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on May 10, 2008, 11:02:31 PM
^you're an idiot.
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Post by: Cheese on May 10, 2008, 11:21:17 PM
I believe this is Elano's first topic that has more then 2 replies
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Post by: Sir Petey on May 10, 2008, 11:53:15 PM
elior sounds like some shit shrek would name his first born male ogre son...no offence.

(http://www.blogcadre.com/files/images/25g.preview.jpg)
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: Elano on May 11, 2008, 12:00:24 AM
I believe this is Elano's first topic that has more then 2 replies

you believe....  :D
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: J Bananas on May 11, 2008, 12:03:12 AM
^you're an idiot.

lol u mad

maybe if you convince dubcc you're not a spoiled white boy it will lessen the harshness of us making fun of your try hard gangsta rap career
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: Sir Petey on May 11, 2008, 12:07:34 AM
man, please put that doobie brothers track back on I was smokin a sweet....what the fuck is this garbage?
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Post by: J Bananas on May 11, 2008, 12:12:02 AM
man, please put that doobie brothers track back on I was smokin a sweet....what the fuck is this garbage?


alright, i was just making a point about one of dubcc's posters, who is complaining about me, in this thread, who recorded this song, less than one year ago, attempting for to make a serious rap career, lemme find the doobie bros song again.
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Post by: Sir Petey on May 11, 2008, 12:16:00 AM
LMA0...its all good...upload that shit for me if you got it.

I remember hearing this track as a ghetto youth.
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on May 11, 2008, 12:17:09 AM
man, please put that doobie brothers track back on I was smokin a sweet....what the fuck is this garbage?


alright, i was just making a point about one of dubcc's posters, who is complaining about me, in this thread, who recorded this song, less than one year ago, attempting for to make a serious rap career, lemme find the doobie bros song again.


lol@claiming i'm mad when you're the one STILL posting up 8 year old computer tracks while referring to yourself as "us". keep projecting that inferior complex. :-*
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: Elano on May 11, 2008, 12:21:16 AM
Mauzip>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.Elano


shitting yourself while getting vinegar in your eyes>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>elano.

yishay=(http://bp3.blogger.com/_wAbx3kHrTuo/SCL4H23otZI/AAAAAAAAASg/ZNKgu9L7SAU/s400/fatkidoriginal.jpg)
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: Sikotic™ on May 11, 2008, 12:21:53 AM
Glad I'm circumcised. Never had an issue with smegma.
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: J Bananas on May 11, 2008, 12:23:00 AM
petey...i just deleted it, but that song is from a giant online show called "yacht rock"

if you search "what a fool believes" in youtube it will be the first response.

they got the entire soundtrack on bittorrent as well. sorry bro, ive been doing some spring cleaning in my library,, but that is a classic song.
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Post by: J Bananas on May 11, 2008, 12:28:34 AM
man, please put that doobie brothers track back on I was smokin a sweet....what the fuck is this garbage?


alright, i was just making a point about one of dubcc's posters, who is complaining about me, in this thread, who recorded this song, less than one year ago, attempting for to make a serious rap career, lemme find the doobie bros song again.


i'm mad you're the one STILL posting up 1 year old tracks

your girlfriend must be a patient woman
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Post by: Sir Petey on May 11, 2008, 12:35:53 AM
all good Im familiar with it pimp...It was crazy! I was laughin my ass of to this thread vibin to that song smokin a blunt and I hit refresh and damn near dropped the sweet.
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Post by: J Bananas on May 11, 2008, 12:37:23 AM
sorry pimp, yeah that song warms my soul ever since i saw yacht rock. def premium smooth music to chief to
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Post by: Elevz on May 11, 2008, 12:42:55 AM
This little bitch is constantly on my nuts,damn life is boring for some idiots like him and yishay  :D

How convincing of you to keep bringing them up and dedicating new threads to them etc. Yes, they're obviously on your nuts. Goddamned nutriders! :rant:
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Post by: K.Dub on May 11, 2008, 02:41:09 AM
his TQ preoccupation is a bit wierd but hey its what he likes....

I don't think that's wierd. There are other people on this board who are worse whose post are 90% are about one artist/group
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: Elano on May 11, 2008, 04:17:34 AM
This little bitch is constantly on my nuts,damn life is boring for some idiots like him and yishay  :D

How convincing of you to keep bringing them up and dedicating new threads to them etc. Yes, they're obviously on your nuts. Goddamned nutriders! :rant:

you don't know wtf are you talkin about,AGAIN
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Post by: smegma on May 11, 2008, 09:11:05 AM
smegma is...
Quote
a transliteration of the Greek word σμήγμα for sebum, is a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture, and can accumulate under the foreskin of males and within the vulva of females. It has a characteristic strong odor. Smegma is common to all mammals, male and female.

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

you should change your name hahahaha

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma

Lovely, isn't it? :cheers:
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Post by: Sir Petey on May 11, 2008, 09:50:35 AM
his TQ preoccupation is a bit wierd but hey its what he likes....

I don't think that's wierd. There are other people on this board who are worse whose post are 90% are about one artist/group


Its a joke...dude can like who he wants to like. Its just crazy that some one looks at TQ the same way I look at curtis mayfield or stevie wonder...everybody needs a hero.

dont get it twisted mauzip is damn good people otherwise I wouldnt be posting in this thread.
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on May 11, 2008, 11:18:07 AM
man, please put that doobie brothers track back on I was smokin a sweet....what the fuck is this garbage?


alright, i was just making a point about one of dubcc's posters, who is complaining about me, in this thread, who recorded this song, less than one year ago, attempting for to make a serious rap career, lemme find the doobie bros song again.


i'm mad you're the one STILL posting up 1 year old tracks

your girlfriend must be a patient woman


great edit job...also, in no way are you a dipshit.
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Post by: smegma on May 11, 2008, 11:36:41 AM
his TQ preoccupation is a bit wierd but hey its what he likes....

I don't think that's wierd. There are other people on this board who are worse whose post are 90% are about one artist/group


Its a joke...dude can like who he wants to like. Its just crazy that some one looks at TQ the same way I look at curtis mayfield or stevie wonder...everybody needs a hero.

dont get it twisted mauzip is damn good people otherwise I wouldnt be posting in this thread.

haha, TQ is not my hero. He's my favorite artist, but my hero? Get out of here! Spiderman is already my hero :D
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Post by: K.Dub on May 11, 2008, 11:40:01 AM
his TQ preoccupation is a bit wierd but hey its what he likes....

I don't think that's wierd. There are other people on this board who are worse whose post are 90% are about one artist/group


Its a joke...dude can like who he wants to like. Its just crazy that some one looks at TQ the same way I look at curtis mayfield or stevie wonder...everybody needs a hero.

dont get it twisted mauzip is damn good people otherwise I wouldnt be posting in this thread.

haha, TQ is not my hero. He's my favorite artist, but my hero? Get out of here! Spiderman is already my hero :D

Spiderman sucks!
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Post by: Sir Petey on May 11, 2008, 11:45:30 AM
zip you know its all love...


I make one TQ remark and motherfuckers wanna don king us and shit.


I need those cash money intros.


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Post by: smegma on May 11, 2008, 11:50:15 AM

Spiderman sucks!

Blasphemy! I have all Spiderman cartoons :-[




zip you know its all love...


I make one TQ remark and motherfuckers wanna don king us and shit.


I need those cash money intros.

Hehe, tomorrow I'll be home for a few hours and then I'll up it to rapidshare, since you might not catch me on AIM then.
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Post by: Sir Petey on May 11, 2008, 11:58:18 AM
props given

venom is my favorite supervillian of all time.
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Post by: smegma on May 11, 2008, 11:59:01 AM
My favorite supervillian is Tupac Shakur. 8)
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Post by: K.Dub on May 11, 2008, 12:17:45 PM

Spiderman sucks!

Blasphemy! I have all Spiderman cartoons :-[


Batman > Spiderman
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Post by: J Bananas on May 11, 2008, 02:23:37 PM

Spiderman sucks!

Blasphemy! I have all Spiderman cartoons :-[


Batman > Spiderman

I concur. Although spidey does have a strong spot in my childhood memories
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: jeromechickenbone on May 11, 2008, 03:49:59 PM
Random thoughts as I read through this thread:

Mauzip is good people.

I haven't paid enough attention to Elano to know if he's a bitch.  This thread is kinda bitchmade though.  However, I will reserve judgment until I witness him being a bitch to me firsthand.

Bananas, your assessment of NIK was on point. 

And for bananas / petey - If you guys like "what a fool believes", you'll love this joint.  Michael McDonald wrote and arranged "wafb", and also wrote / produced Robbie Dupree's "Steal Away".  I fucking love this song, and you can hear MM's influence all over it. 

His dance moves, beard, and overall stage presence are unfukwitable:

http://youtube.com/v/zj7pVfkSibQ



Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: J Bananas on May 11, 2008, 03:53:15 PM
oh man this is smooth, thanks jrome
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Post by: JAZ on May 11, 2008, 04:27:14 PM
Mauzip>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.Elano


shitting yourself while getting vinegar in your eyes>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>elano.

yishay=(http://bp3.blogger.com/_wAbx3kHrTuo/SCL4H23otZI/AAAAAAAAASg/ZNKgu9L7SAU/s400/fatkidoriginal.jpg)
YOURE CALLING ME AN INTERNET LEGEND?
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on May 11, 2008, 06:31:39 PM
Bananas, your assessment of NIK was on point. 




off the nuts, jromo... you might get bananas excited for a short span, but he'll still be lost in that inferiority complex once he's off the board. sorta like yourself, the depressed cheater. :)
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Post by: J Bananas on May 11, 2008, 07:24:41 PM
haha, elior is really taking this stuff hard no homo, im glad psych 101 got you some nice ammo to try and project on us also, good to see your taking steps at getting out of dads house
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Post by: jeromechickenbone on May 11, 2008, 07:31:36 PM
Bananas, your assessment of NIK was on point. 




off the nuts, jromo... you might get bananas excited for a short span, but he'll still be lost in that inferiority complex once he's off the board. sorta like yourself, the depressed cheater. :)

Your analogy didn't even make sense.  And since you're still very concerned w/ my pussy escapades, you'll be happy to know that I banged a chick out on my balcony on friday night.  And I almost bagged another one last night, however this broad was much more classy so it's gonna take a little work.  But that's the fun part, after I hit I usually lose interest.

Speaking of fresh pussy, how long have you and Floyd been together?  Is she the same broad that you snitched on to the po-po?  I've done some dog-ass shit to some women in my day, but I've never done anything remotely close to that.
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on May 11, 2008, 09:00:19 PM
haha, elior is really taking this stuff hard no homo, im glad psych 101 got you some nice ammo to try and project on us also, good to see your taking steps at getting out of dads house

what the hell are you talking about?

it's not only in your mind... you really are less of a person than your average human being.
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on May 11, 2008, 09:03:17 PM
Bananas, your assessment of NIK was on point. 




off the nuts, jromo... you might get bananas excited for a short span, but he'll still be lost in that inferiority complex once he's off the board. sorta like yourself, the depressed cheater. :)

Your analogy didn't even make sense.  And since you're still very concerned w/ my pussy escapades, you'll be happy to know that I banged a chick out on my balcony on friday night.  And I almost bagged another one last night, however this broad was much more classy so it's gonna take a little work.  But that's the fun part, after I hit I usually lose interest.

Speaking of fresh pussy, how long have you and Floyd been together?  Is she the same broad that you snitched on to the po-po?  I've done some dog-ass shit to some women in my day, but I've never done anything remotely close to that.



don't get mad cuz your longterm girl left your punk ass...LOL. acting as if you don't cry yourself to sleep every night. your secrets safe with me, jromo.
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: J Bananas on May 11, 2008, 09:09:01 PM
haha, elior is really taking this stuff hard no homo, im glad psych 101 got you some nice ammo to try and project on us also, good to see your taking steps at getting out of dads house

what the hell are you talking about?

it's not only in your mind... you really are less of a person than your average human being.

all this from over the internet lol, if you really want me to stop i'll stop elior, i don't want you losing any sleep over it. tough guy
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: jeromechickenbone on May 11, 2008, 09:47:06 PM
Bananas, your assessment of NIK was on point. 




off the nuts, jromo... you might get bananas excited for a short span, but he'll still be lost in that inferiority complex once he's off the board. sorta like yourself, the depressed cheater. :)

Your analogy didn't even make sense.  And since you're still very concerned w/ my pussy escapades, you'll be happy to know that I banged a chick out on my balcony on friday night.  And I almost bagged another one last night, however this broad was much more classy so it's gonna take a little work.  But that's the fun part, after I hit I usually lose interest.

Speaking of fresh pussy, how long have you and Floyd been together?  Is she the same broad that you snitched on to the po-po?  I've done some dog-ass shit to some women in my day, but I've never done anything remotely close to that.



don't get mad cuz your longterm girl left your punk ass...LOL. acting as if you don't cry yourself to sleep every night. your secrets safe with me, jromo.

Don't duck my questions Elior. 

Shit I usually keep my personal shit personal, but I'll keep it real here since you are so fascinated with my personal life:   I moved out a couple months ago.  I would have done it sooner but I didn't want to pay rent at 2 places for several months (Not everybody can run to daddy for money so I basically had to stay with her until my lease was up)  and I wasn't about to boot her out into the cold with nothing.  I paid for everything for the last several years and am still paying for several things for her until she gets her feet on the ground.  I gave her a vehicle, told her she could have whatever else she wanted and told her if she needed anything to holler at me. 

So again, you have zero clue about the shit that I went through in that relationship, and you have zero clue about where it stands now.  You can sit on the sideline speculating like some gossiping ass ho, I couldn't give a fuck less. 

And like I said, I've done some foul shit in my day but never snitched on anyone, let alone MY OWN GIRL.  Do you think that's why you like Kobe so much?  You're both snitches.  I bet "The Secret" would support my theory.
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on May 11, 2008, 10:07:22 PM
haha, elior is really taking this stuff hard no homo, im glad psych 101 got you some nice ammo to try and project on us also, good to see your taking steps at getting out of dads house

what the hell are you talking about?

it's not only in your mind... you really are less of a person than your average human being.

all this from over the internet lol, if you really want me to stop i'll stop elior, i don't want you losing any sleep over it. tough guy


stop what? showing yourself to be a scary bitch who talks shit behind a screen? i know exactly who you are, banana boy.
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on May 11, 2008, 10:09:22 PM
Bananas, your assessment of NIK was on point. 




off the nuts, jromo... you might get bananas excited for a short span, but he'll still be lost in that inferiority complex once he's off the board. sorta like yourself, the depressed cheater. :)

Your analogy didn't even make sense.  And since you're still very concerned w/ my pussy escapades, you'll be happy to know that I banged a chick out on my balcony on friday night.  And I almost bagged another one last night, however this broad was much more classy so it's gonna take a little work.  But that's the fun part, after I hit I usually lose interest.

Speaking of fresh pussy, how long have you and Floyd been together?  Is she the same broad that you snitched on to the po-po?  I've done some dog-ass shit to some women in my day, but I've never done anything remotely close to that.



don't get mad cuz your longterm girl left your punk ass...LOL. acting as if you don't cry yourself to sleep every night. your secrets safe with me, jromo.

Don't duck my questions Elior. 

Shit I usually keep my personal shit personal, but I'll keep it real here since you are so fascinated with my personal life:   I moved out a couple months ago.  I would have done it sooner but I didn't want to pay rent at 2 places for several months (Not everybody can run to daddy for money so I basically had to stay with her until my lease was up)  and I wasn't about to boot her out into the cold with nothing.  I paid for everything for the last several years and am still paying for several things for her until she gets her feet on the ground.  I gave her a vehicle, told her she could have whatever else she wanted and told her if she needed anything to holler at me. 

So again, you have zero clue about the shit that I went through in that relationship, and you have zero clue about where it stands now.  You can sit on the sideline speculating like some gossiping ass ho, I couldn't give a fuck less. 

And like I said, I've done some foul shit in my day but never snitched on anyone, let alone MY OWN GIRL.  Do you think that's why you like Kobe so much?  You're both snitches.  I bet "The Secret" would support my theory.


I never snitched on anyone, little breezy, but obviously what I said hit pretty damn close to home. "The Secret" supports positive thinking, and you're a cheating fuck. You lose. :-*
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: jeromechickenbone on May 11, 2008, 10:44:59 PM
Bananas, your assessment of NIK was on point. 




off the nuts, jromo... you might get bananas excited for a short span, but he'll still be lost in that inferiority complex once he's off the board. sorta like yourself, the depressed cheater. :)

Your analogy didn't even make sense.  And since you're still very concerned w/ my pussy escapades, you'll be happy to know that I banged a chick out on my balcony on friday night.  And I almost bagged another one last night, however this broad was much more classy so it's gonna take a little work.  But that's the fun part, after I hit I usually lose interest.

Speaking of fresh pussy, how long have you and Floyd been together?  Is she the same broad that you snitched on to the po-po?  I've done some dog-ass shit to some women in my day, but I've never done anything remotely close to that.



don't get mad cuz your longterm girl left your punk ass...LOL. acting as if you don't cry yourself to sleep every night. your secrets safe with me, jromo.

Don't duck my questions Elior. 

Shit I usually keep my personal shit personal, but I'll keep it real here since you are so fascinated with my personal life:   I moved out a couple months ago.  I would have done it sooner but I didn't want to pay rent at 2 places for several months (Not everybody can run to daddy for money so I basically had to stay with her until my lease was up)  and I wasn't about to boot her out into the cold with nothing.  I paid for everything for the last several years and am still paying for several things for her until she gets her feet on the ground.  I gave her a vehicle, told her she could have whatever else she wanted and told her if she needed anything to holler at me. 

So again, you have zero clue about the shit that I went through in that relationship, and you have zero clue about where it stands now.  You can sit on the sideline speculating like some gossiping ass ho, I couldn't give a fuck less. 

And like I said, I've done some foul shit in my day but never snitched on anyone, let alone MY OWN GIRL.  Do you think that's why you like Kobe so much?  You're both snitches.  I bet "The Secret" would support my theory.


I never snitched on anyone, little breezy, but obviously what I said hit pretty damn close to home. "The Secret" supports positive thinking, and you're a cheating fuck. You lose. :-*

Oh elior, you are the definition of a winner.  Your life accomplishments include never having a job that you couldn't call your boss 'daddy', watching 'the secret' while tripping on E, 30,000 posts on dubcc, and somehow controlling the Lakers success with the power of positive thinking.  You should write a book.
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: Sir Petey on May 11, 2008, 10:52:40 PM
blazin up right now.
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on May 11, 2008, 10:54:58 PM
Bananas, your assessment of NIK was on point. 




off the nuts, jromo... you might get bananas excited for a short span, but he'll still be lost in that inferiority complex once he's off the board. sorta like yourself, the depressed cheater. :)

Your analogy didn't even make sense.  And since you're still very concerned w/ my pussy escapades, you'll be happy to know that I banged a chick out on my balcony on friday night.  And I almost bagged another one last night, however this broad was much more classy so it's gonna take a little work.  But that's the fun part, after I hit I usually lose interest.

Speaking of fresh pussy, how long have you and Floyd been together?  Is she the same broad that you snitched on to the po-po?  I've done some dog-ass shit to some women in my day, but I've never done anything remotely close to that.



don't get mad cuz your longterm girl left your punk ass...LOL. acting as if you don't cry yourself to sleep every night. your secrets safe with me, jromo.

Don't duck my questions Elior. 

Shit I usually keep my personal shit personal, but I'll keep it real here since you are so fascinated with my personal life:   I moved out a couple months ago.  I would have done it sooner but I didn't want to pay rent at 2 places for several months (Not everybody can run to daddy for money so I basically had to stay with her until my lease was up)  and I wasn't about to boot her out into the cold with nothing.  I paid for everything for the last several years and am still paying for several things for her until she gets her feet on the ground.  I gave her a vehicle, told her she could have whatever else she wanted and told her if she needed anything to holler at me. 

So again, you have zero clue about the shit that I went through in that relationship, and you have zero clue about where it stands now.  You can sit on the sideline speculating like some gossiping ass ho, I couldn't give a fuck less. 

And like I said, I've done some foul shit in my day but never snitched on anyone, let alone MY OWN GIRL.  Do you think that's why you like Kobe so much?  You're both snitches.  I bet "The Secret" would support my theory.


I never snitched on anyone, little breezy, but obviously what I said hit pretty damn close to home. "The Secret" supports positive thinking, and you're a cheating fuck. You lose. :-*

Oh elior, you are the definition of a winner.  Your life accomplishments include never having a job that you couldn't call your boss 'daddy', watching 'the secret' while tripping on E, 30,000 posts on dubcc, and somehow controlling the Lakers success with the power of positive thinking.  You should write a book.

Damn...I guess you have my life figured out. What a genius you are...J/K. You're just another fruitcake who makes himself feel better by talkin shit online. "The Secret" is more fore people like you than it is for people like me.
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: Muhfukka on May 11, 2008, 11:01:22 PM
man you guys are gay
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Post by: J Bananas on May 11, 2008, 11:10:38 PM
i wonder how hard it hits elior that pretty much everyone from the brothas on the court to  strangers on the net think he's a spolied scumbag. lol @ :"the secret", good book, hilarious that such a piece of shit tries to get behind it
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Post by: Elevz on May 11, 2008, 11:11:53 PM
I changed my mind. Elano started off something beautiful with this thread, albeit unintentional.
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Post by: Muhfukka on May 11, 2008, 11:15:44 PM
(http://www.garmentdistrict.com/store/popculture/southpark/cripple_sm.jpg)
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: J Bananas on May 11, 2008, 11:18:24 PM
when you're alone, have you ever sat on your hand for a long time then masturbated with it? magnificent
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Post by: Sikotic™ on May 11, 2008, 11:30:14 PM
Let's all hug eachother. It's gonna be alright.
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Post by: J Bananas on May 11, 2008, 11:33:38 PM
thats real, west coast unity. stop the bloodshed
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Post by: Sikotic™ on May 11, 2008, 11:35:50 PM
West up!
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Post by: smegma on May 11, 2008, 11:45:37 PM
GROUPHUG!
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Post by: Sikotic™ on May 11, 2008, 11:52:10 PM
i feel the love already! I love all you guys. Even you, Job.
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Post by: Sir Petey on May 11, 2008, 11:57:14 PM
I think the the most important thing to take away from this thread is that michael macdonalds beard is the shit.
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Post by: Ali Tha Great on May 12, 2008, 12:14:10 AM
i feel the love already! I love all you guys. Even you, Job.
lol...
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Post by: jeromechickenbone on May 12, 2008, 06:24:32 AM
I think the the most important thing to take away from this thread is that michael macdonalds beard is the shit.

Robbie Dupree's beard>Michael McDonalds beard.
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on May 12, 2008, 09:31:53 AM
i wonder how hard it hits elior that pretty much everyone from the brothas on the court to  strangers on the net think he's a spolied scumbag. lol @ :"the secret", good book, hilarious that such a piece of shit tries to get behind it



quit tryna make yourself feel better... it's only you and jromo who are scumbag pieces of shit.
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: Sir Petey on May 12, 2008, 01:00:11 PM
I think the the most important thing to take away from this thread is that michael macdonalds beard is the shit.

Robbie Dupree's beard>Michael McDonalds beard.


word...I think these cats are suges inspiration for his beard.
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on May 12, 2008, 04:27:44 PM
smegma is...
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a transliteration of the Greek word σμήγμα for sebum, is a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture, and can accumulate under the foreskin of males and within the vulva of females. It has a characteristic strong odor. Smegma is common to all mammals, male and female.

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

you should change your name hahahaha

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma

Lovely, isn't it? :cheers:

you know it
Title: Re: Smegma is...
Post by: The-Leak (aka) kingwell (bka) JULES on May 12, 2008, 04:45:28 PM
I AM HERE TO SUPPORT MAU.  THAT IS MY HS NIKKA!!!


PLZ DONT HURT HIM, I INVEST MANY STOCKZ IN HIM.