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Title: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Sikotic™ on July 09, 2008, 03:28:14 PM
I would like to rid myself of this ailment that has left me disfigured physically and made me seem awkward my entire life. I'm wondering what remedies are out there.
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement on July 09, 2008, 03:29:34 PM
stop fuckin with sunny d, and sip that purple drank baby! 
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: NotoriousTDA on July 09, 2008, 03:33:59 PM
start wearing XXXL T-shirts, baggy pants, throw on a fitted, wear air force ones, have an ugly fat white bitch holding your hand and bump some reggae music.
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Bedford Iz Active on July 09, 2008, 03:37:11 PM
start wearing XXXL T-shirts, baggy pants, throw on a fitted, wear air force ones, have an ugly fat white bitch holding your hand and bump some reggae music.

That's how you define full black people?
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: QuietTruth on July 09, 2008, 03:38:57 PM
have an ugly fat white bitch holding your hand...

LMFAO!!!!!!!! That's so grimey but LMAO!!
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Sparegeez on July 09, 2008, 03:46:39 PM
Start to hate Mexicans like me and Rik
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: NotoriousTDA on July 09, 2008, 03:54:03 PM
start wearing XXXL T-shirts, baggy pants, throw on a fitted, wear air force ones, have an ugly fat white bitch holding your hand and bump some reggae music.

That's how you define full black people?

no, but he would look black wouldnt he?
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Bedford Iz Active on July 09, 2008, 04:06:23 PM
start wearing XXXL T-shirts, baggy pants, throw on a fitted, wear air force ones, have an ugly fat white bitch holding your hand and bump some reggae music.

That's how you define full black people?

no, but he would look black wouldnt he?

The ugly fat white bitch part...This is true. The rest naaa i don't agree with.

Touché. I won't complain though, you did make a valid point lol.
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Mackin on July 09, 2008, 04:37:20 PM
Hmmm..what about other Black folks who don't wear baggy jeans/tracks/jerseys/hoods, or anything related to hip hop.
Are they considered Blacks??

Not all Black guys walk around with White Women of a large variety, you now!

Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on July 09, 2008, 04:41:33 PM
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or

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you choose.
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Primo on July 09, 2008, 05:45:34 PM
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Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: the.SET on July 09, 2008, 06:03:02 PM
Here ya go my friend:

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Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on July 09, 2008, 06:11:31 PM

(http://static.meetspot.com/club/logo/11492.jpg)


In that case, I'd be down to be black for a night.
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: QuietTruth on July 09, 2008, 06:19:51 PM
 :-\
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: J Bananas on July 09, 2008, 06:33:17 PM
(http://www.wavebuilder.com/i/prodimg/lge653aw.jpg)
(http://bibledude.net/img/bible.jpg)
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Fuck Your Existence on July 09, 2008, 07:09:59 PM
damn...i want some Now and Laters now....those are the buisness,havent thought of those in a hotass minute
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Johnny B on July 09, 2008, 07:12:05 PM
cover the part of your body that is half white with some black spray paint.
that should do it.
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on July 09, 2008, 08:24:03 PM
http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?action=profile;u=16819;sa=showPosts
You must read his posts over and over again.
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: big mat on July 09, 2008, 09:24:37 PM
you should go the robert downey jr way and get yourself a negroplasty, there's like half the job done
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Don Jacob on July 09, 2008, 10:56:20 PM
i thought you were black and Armenian? Armenians are considered white?
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: K.Dub on July 09, 2008, 11:04:06 PM
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ohhhweee
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Sikotic™ on July 09, 2008, 11:05:26 PM
i thought you were black and Armenian? Armenians are considered white?
Shhhhhhh...play along  :)
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: .:TimeLock:. on July 10, 2008, 02:53:20 PM
ahahhahaha^
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: .:TimeLock:. on July 10, 2008, 02:56:06 PM
Armenians kids born in the valley for the most part act like they white but they not go see how they act at glandale college lol
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Bedford Iz Active on July 10, 2008, 03:18:17 PM
i thought you were black and Armenian? Armenians are considered white?
Shhhhhhh...play along  :)

(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/6e/Internetofficer.jpg)
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on July 10, 2008, 04:57:40 PM
No way Armenians act white...
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Þŕiņçë on July 10, 2008, 05:31:36 PM
stop fuckin with sunny d, and sip that purple drank baby! 


hahahahahaha i lol'd at this
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Sikotic™ on July 10, 2008, 07:10:15 PM
Armenians kids born in the valley for the most part act like they white but they not go see how they act at glandale college lol
They might as well turn GCC into the Armenian Embassy. Shit is ridiculous.

Anyways, good suggestions guys. With a fat white bitch, grape soda, and years of therapy, I might be able to cure this sickness known as Caucasianitis.
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Mackin on July 10, 2008, 07:11:46 PM
I think the only real cure is to accept it..once you do, it becomes less of an issue!
Turn everything positive if you can..My Brother!
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: westsiderider323 on July 10, 2008, 07:14:09 PM
No way Armenians act white...

armenians remind me of italians
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Primo on July 10, 2008, 07:38:04 PM
everybody loves them Long/Rhode Island Italians......What fucking toolbags. Look how the pout there lips like fucking homos
(http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13629&stc=1&d=1182457063)
(http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13631&stc=1&d=1182457296)
(http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240465.jpg)
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Sikotic™ on July 10, 2008, 07:52:05 PM
Tell those guineas to lay off the fucking tanning lotion and stop wearing bitch sunglasses.......oh, and hairspray is flammable.
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Sikotic™ on July 10, 2008, 07:59:35 PM
Homegirl in the brown shirt looks like a catfish. Job, get me the fish fry!
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Johnny B on July 10, 2008, 08:05:04 PM
everybody loves them Long/Rhode Island Italians......What fucking toolbags. Look how the pout there lips like fucking homos
(http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13629&stc=1&d=1182457063)
(http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13631&stc=1&d=1182457296)
(http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240465.jpg)

hahahaha, I live in RI. dude, I live in Johnston with all these fools, the most Italian populated city in the US.
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: K.Dub on July 10, 2008, 09:13:14 PM
everybody loves them Long/Rhode Island Italians......What fucking toolbags. Look how the pout there lips like fucking homos
(http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13629&stc=1&d=1182457063)
(http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13631&stc=1&d=1182457296)
(http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240465.jpg)

Damn, are they for real?!
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: h2k4 on July 10, 2008, 09:38:08 PM
i thought you were black and Armenian? Armenians are considered white?
Shhhhhhh...play along  :)

(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/6e/Internetofficer.jpg)

LOL!
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: SEERLOVESKAIN on July 10, 2008, 09:59:54 PM
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Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: jeromechickenbone on July 10, 2008, 11:11:34 PM
Drop out of college immediately.  Create a militant alias on dubcc.
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Don Jacob on July 11, 2008, 12:37:21 AM
that whole neo super sayen italian look is getting really popular here in Bako with all the Party/club mexican kids. just when i thought it couldn't get any gayer with the whole Emo/Metrosexual movement , some queer bag pulls this look out of his.

seriously how much more gay can you get

-no one should be that Tan unless you A) pick cotton/fruit B) Wesley Snipes is your Father C) are making fun of Donatella Vercace
-no straight man should ever wax/pluck his eyebrows.....keep it gangsta like Martin Scorcese and Jack the juice man Lalane
-no one should have hair like that unless you're dressing up as Goku for Halloween....even then you're still a fag for liking Dragon ball Z
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: J Bananas on July 11, 2008, 12:44:10 AM
that whole neo super sayen italian look is getting really popular here in Bako with all the Party/club mexican kids. just when i thought it couldn't get any gayer with the whole Emo/Metrosexual movement , some queer bag pulls this look out of his.

seriously how much more gay can you get

-no one should be that Tan unless you A) pick cotton/fruit B) Wesley Snipes is your Father C) are making fun of Donatella Vercace
-no straight man should ever wax/pluck his eyebrows.....keep it gangsta like Martin Scorcese and Jack the juice man Lalane
-no one should have hair like that unless you're dressing up as Goku for Halloween....even then you're still a fag for liking Dragon ball Z

yup.....



however....


if i'm used to ripping out unibrow hair with my my fingers and my girlfirend used tweezers one time does that make me inherently gay?
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Sikotic™ on July 11, 2008, 01:02:21 AM
that whole neo super sayen italian look is getting really popular here in Bako with all the Party/club mexican kids. just when i thought it couldn't get any gayer with the whole Emo/Metrosexual movement , some queer bag pulls this look out of his.

seriously how much more gay can you get

-no one should be that Tan unless you A) pick cotton/fruit B) Wesley Snipes is your Father C) are making fun of Donatella Vercace
-no straight man should ever wax/pluck his eyebrows.....keep it gangsta like Martin Scorcese and Jack the juice man Lalane
-no one should have hair like that unless you're dressing up as Goku for Halloween....even then you're still a fag for liking Dragon ball Z

yup.....



however....


if i'm used to ripping out unibrow hair with my my fingers and my girlfirend used tweezers one time does that make me inherently gay?
Nah, I do the same thing, brah. That's not gay, it's just an attempt to look like a human being. I don't wanna walk around looking like Bert from Sesame Street either.

I guarantee you those bitch ass I-Talians rub Preparation H all over themselves before they hit the club. They keep it next to their dick grease.
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Primo on July 11, 2008, 07:24:06 AM
everybody loves them Long/Rhode Island Italians......What fucking toolbags. Look how the pout there lips like fucking homos
(http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13629&stc=1&d=1182457063)
(http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13631&stc=1&d=1182457296)
(http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240465.jpg)

hahahaha, I live in RI. dude, I live in Johnston with all these fools, the most Italian populated city in the US.
I know all about Johnston dude. Everyones last name ends in a vowel. I have lived in the Bucket in the past, now I reside in Attleboro.
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: NotoriousTDA on July 11, 2008, 07:46:56 AM
everybody loves them Long/Rhode Island Italians......What fucking toolbags. Look how the pout there lips like fucking homos
(http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13629&stc=1&d=1182457063)
(http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13631&stc=1&d=1182457296)
(http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240465.jpg)

hahahaha, I live in RI. dude, I live in Johnston with all these fools, the most Italian populated city in the US.
I know all about Johnston dude. Everyones last name ends in a vowel. I have lived in the Bucket in the past, now I reside in Attleboro.

all itialians last names end in a vowel. Woodbridge is filled with italians. It prolly has the most italians in Canada living in that area. And i only live  like 20 mins from woodbridge so i see these dick heads alot.

Luckily  my italian friends dont look like these clowns.
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Nigga_With_An_Additude on July 11, 2008, 11:16:37 AM
lol at sikotic for starting this thread
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Don Jacob on July 11, 2008, 04:50:22 PM
that whole neo super sayen italian look is getting really popular here in Bako with all the Party/club mexican kids. just when i thought it couldn't get any gayer with the whole Emo/Metrosexual movement , some queer bag pulls this look out of his.

seriously how much more gay can you get

-no one should be that Tan unless you A) pick cotton/fruit B) Wesley Snipes is your Father C) are making fun of Donatella Vercace
-no straight man should ever wax/pluck his eyebrows.....keep it gangsta like Martin Scorcese and Jack the juice man Lalane
-no one should have hair like that unless you're dressing up as Goku for Halloween....even then you're still a fag for liking Dragon ball Z

yup.....



however....


if i'm used to ripping out unibrow hair with my my fingers and my girlfirend used tweezers one time does that make me inherently gay?


you rip em out with your fingers?? wow like Rob Burgundy said " i'm not mad, i'm impressed!"
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Don Jacob on July 11, 2008, 04:55:15 PM
that whole neo super sayen italian look is getting really popular here in Bako with all the Party/club mexican kids. just when i thought it couldn't get any gayer with the whole Emo/Metrosexual movement , some queer bag pulls this look out of his.

seriously how much more gay can you get

-no one should be that Tan unless you A) pick cotton/fruit B) Wesley Snipes is your Father C) are making fun of Donatella Vercace
-no straight man should ever wax/pluck his eyebrows.....keep it gangsta like Martin Scorcese and Jack the juice man Lalane
-no one should have hair like that unless you're dressing up as Goku for Halloween....even then you're still a fag for liking Dragon ball Z

yup.....



however....


if i'm used to ripping out unibrow hair with my my fingers and my girlfirend used tweezers one time does that make me inherently gay?
Nah, I do the same thing, brah. That's not gay, it's just an attempt to look like a human being. I don't wanna walk around looking like Bert from Sesame Street either.

I guarantee you those bitch ass I-Talians rub Preparation H all over themselves before they hit the club. They keep it next to their dick grease.


i think as long as you're just ripping out a few it's all good, but if you're fuckin' sculptin' them and shit i think that's Rupaul queer.
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Don Jacob on July 11, 2008, 04:58:13 PM
and one more thing....


remember when it was cool to be italian??

...that shit is so embarrassing now

(http://www.rivalfish.com/rivalroom/uploaded_images/Gotti-760530.jpg)


from dapper don to dapper pom pom
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Sikotic™ on July 11, 2008, 05:01:59 PM
They're all a bunch of metro clones now. Tony Soprano is a real Italian, not those West Hollywood ass niggas.
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: .:TimeLock:. on July 11, 2008, 07:50:40 PM
lol^
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: J Bananas on July 12, 2008, 12:43:22 AM
YOU SHOULD START IDENTIFYING YOURSELF AS FULL WHITE
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: REGIME MOB 510 on July 12, 2008, 12:58:46 AM
these italians should be ashamed of themselves.  they went from hardcore mafiosos to tanned clowns.  imho they should be shot
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Sikotic™ on July 12, 2008, 01:44:22 AM
YOU SHOULD START IDENTIFYING YOURSELF AS FULL WHITE
But then I can't take advantage of affirmative action and other perks being a negro comes with.
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: eS El Duque on July 12, 2008, 01:50:18 AM
YOU SHOULD START IDENTIFYING YOURSELF AS FULL WHITE
But then I can't take advantage of affirmative action and other perks being a negro comes with.


lol
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Blow Out the Candle of the Devil on July 12, 2008, 02:42:35 AM
everybody loves them Long/Rhode Island Italians......What fucking toolbags. Look how the pout there lips like fucking homos
(http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13629&stc=1&d=1182457063)

THAT DUDE ON THE RIGHT LOOKS LIKE HE PULLS MAD BITCHES THO
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Australian Bastard on July 12, 2008, 05:05:28 AM
YOU SHOULD START IDENTIFYING YOURSELF AS FULL WHITE
But then I can't take advantage of affirmative action and other perks being a negro comes with.

Very wise. Take advantage of both worlds and all worlds. My own ethnicity is objectively impossible to discern. Camouflage in any terrain.


Godly trained, he can camouflage in any terrain
-AZ, 'Never Change'.


Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness.
 Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness.
Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.

-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: NotoriousTDA on July 12, 2008, 01:50:23 PM
everybody loves them Long/Rhode Island Italians......What fucking toolbags. Look how the pout there lips like fucking homos
(http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13629&stc=1&d=1182457063)

THAT DUDE ON THE RIGHT LOOKS LIKE HE PULLS MAD BITCHES THO

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s293/loscappos/Fag.jpg)
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Bedford Iz Active on July 12, 2008, 02:34:59 PM
YOU SHOULD START IDENTIFYING YOURSELF AS FULL WHITE
But then I can't take advantage of affirmative action and other perks being a negro comes with.

Very wise. Take advantage of both worlds and all worlds. My own ethnicity is objectively impossible to discern. Camouflage in any terrain.


Godly trained, he can camouflage in any terrain
-AZ, 'Never Change'.


Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness.
 Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness.
Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.

-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

Ahhh so you've read Sun Tzu's art of war too. Good stuff G.
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Muhfukka on July 13, 2008, 05:09:12 PM
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(http://bibledude.net/img/bible.jpg)

haha thats it right there you need a cross chain though
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: K.Dub on July 13, 2008, 07:11:02 PM
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Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on July 15, 2008, 06:07:48 PM
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Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: iSnitched on July 15, 2008, 06:39:24 PM
Just be proud of who you are. I have been ridiculed all my life for being a snitch. But you know what I'm a darn good snitch. The best if you ask me.
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: Sikotic™ on July 15, 2008, 06:56:19 PM
I love how this thread did a complete 180.
Title: Re: Is there a way to cure my half-whiteness?
Post by: K.Dub on July 15, 2008, 07:29:12 PM
I love how this thread did a complete 180.

It's the G Spot for ya