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Title: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: BadAzz4001 on January 03, 2009, 09:00:48 AM
SO this is why....
She told me she was gonna stay home for new years at home, and spend it wit the family.
So i got of work at 12midnight and went to see her at her family house.
Spent an hour there chilled out, then went home cause my family had also like a get together kinda party.
The next morning i find out that her cousin had called her to come over her house, NOT mentioning that my girls ex-boyfriend is there wit one of his guys that fucks wit Tina (the cousin)
So them four spent the night at her house.
She couldnt leave? She had to stay there? knowing thats some dirty shit. You want me to believe that they been there all night NOT doing anything? C'mon so i got fucking mad as ever.
Shes like OH, you should trust me nothin happened bla bla blah. i mean even if nothing happend how the fuck would she like if i spent new years wit my ex lady all night then wake up in the morning an say oh yeah you should trust me nothin happend.
So she came to my work, an i was kinda buzzed at work an when she pulled up in her car i punched her a few times wrapped my hand around her hair an start hittin her head of the steering wheel then she punched the gas pedal hit me wit the car, an drove off.
Now i feel fucked up for doing it, and i dont know wtf to do. i tried talkin to her she like i cant forgive you, she dont wanna talk or nothing. so im buggin out i been wit her for 3 yrs an this is the first time i laid my hands on her idono what got into me cuz im not the type to hit a girl at all.
I love her to death man but i fucked up hard.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: penenstamp on January 03, 2009, 09:03:33 AM
Even if your girlfriend looks like a gorilla or Serena Williams you have no right to beat her.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Laconic on January 03, 2009, 10:04:55 AM
SO this is why....
She told me she was gonna stay home for new years at home, and spend it wit the family.
So i got of work at 12midnight and went to see her at her family house.
Spent an hour there chilled out, then went home cause my family had also like a get together kinda party.
The next morning i find out that her cousin had called her to come over her house, NOT mentioning that my girls ex-boyfriend is there wit one of his guys that fucks wit Tina (the cousin)
So them four spent the night at her house.
She couldnt leave? She had to stay there? knowing thats some dirty shit. You want me to believe that they been there all night NOT doing anything? C'mon so i got fucking mad as ever.
Shes like OH, you should trust me nothin happened bla bla blah. i mean even if nothing happend how the fuck would she like if i spent new years wit my ex lady all night then wake up in the morning an say oh yeah you should trust me nothin happend.
So she came to my work, an i was kinda buzzed at work an when she pulled up in her car i punched her a few times wrapped my hand around her hair an start hittin her head of the steering wheel then she punched the gas pedal hit me wit the car, an drove off.
Now i feel fucked up for doing it, and i dont know wtf to do. i tried talkin to her she like i cant forgive you, she dont wanna talk or nothing. so im buggin out i been wit her for 3 yrs an this is the first time i laid my hands on her idono what got into me cuz im not the type to hit a girl at all.
I love her to death man but i fucked up hard.

I hope you're kidding but if not, "Way to go, dumb-ass." ;)
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Meho on January 03, 2009, 10:06:42 AM
Even if your girlfriend looks like a gorilla or Serena Williams you have no right to beat her.

Lol

But if you want my honest opinion: you're a fucking coward.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: wcsoldier on January 03, 2009, 10:11:01 AM
You're a pussy and you're girlfriend is probably a hoe
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: jeromechickenbone on January 03, 2009, 10:16:25 AM
You fuck wit us bitch somethin gettin broken,
your leg, arm, jaw, nose, pick a part,
Oakland motherfuckers will break your heart

Or...

She started yellin man the bitch got raw
I took one step back and went straight to her jaw
I gives a fuck that the bitch left
cuz all she ever got was some good dick
and it really aint shit to find another bitch
cuz i'm a cool motherfucker and i'm hella rich


The words of the great Too Short.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: wcsoldier on January 03, 2009, 10:30:42 AM

I gives a fuck that the bitch left
cuz all she ever got was some good dick
and it really aint shit to find another bitch
cuz i'm a cool motherfucker and i'm hella rich


The words of the great Too Short.

I particulary appreciate this part
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Shallow on January 03, 2009, 10:44:24 AM
Give me your name, address, and city and I'll gladly turn you in to the police. Not because you hit a girl and it's wrong but because of the stupidity of what you did and why. My sister is a bit goofy like that and would probably pull some shit like that. And if her boyfriend did what you did to your girl, I'd give the guy one chance to put himself in jail. If he didn't I'd gladly cut his hands off.


I'll never understand why guys want to teach their girls a lesson. If she's the type of girl that even gets you riled up like that, just go get a new one. There's plenty around. Even if you had kids and were married you do what's best for the kids and put on a front until they are in college or whatever and then you part ways.


My advice to you, if this whole thing is real, forget about her, work on your anger, find a new girl, and be thankful she hasn't sent anyone after you.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: 7even on January 03, 2009, 10:56:58 AM
that's what you get for getting a hoe as a girlfriend
and the beating is what she gets for getting a fucking idiot as a boyfriend

can't feel sorry for neither one of you fuckers
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on January 03, 2009, 11:16:46 AM
well, if she wasnt fuckin her ex on New Years....best believe she is now...


oh btw, you cant whoop your girls ass and then say "im not the type to hit girls" lol.

That shit was fuckin stupid...and now youre not in control of what happens. Its kinda funny that this dude comes on here lookin for advice, and everyone uses the opportunity to make it worse lol.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: hellrazor86 on January 03, 2009, 11:33:55 AM
Soopafly DPGC Where You At
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: morbidenigma on January 03, 2009, 11:37:39 AM
hang on as second .. women talk shit about equal rights.. so they shud be treated equally as men.. if a man is allowed to be hit in a one to one fight why should women get a pass? thats some positive discrimination right in front of ya.. like it or not women rinse the fact that they're a woman to their advantage in many social situations.. in a fight if its one and one and ur roughly the same age why pull the "im a female" card out?..

dyu hear people saying you shoudlnt hit white people(or people of any skin colour)becos of there race? no.. so just as race shouldn't be a facter in why u cant fight, neither should your sex.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Blood$ on January 03, 2009, 11:47:59 AM
Soopafly DPGC Where You Aint

LMAO! I was about to say the same thing... +1

"That's how you're supposed to lay it on a hoe! The Man Soopafly would be proud! I just hope you made her sleep in the backyard too."
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on January 03, 2009, 12:24:49 PM
hang on as second .. women talk shit about equal rights.. so they shud be treated equally as men.. if a man is allowed to be hit in a one to one fight why should women get a pass? thats some positive discrimination right in front of ya.. like it or not women rinse the fact that they're a woman to their advantage in many social situations.. in a fight if its one and one and ur roughly the same age why pull the "im a female" card out?..

dyu hear people saying you shoudlnt hit white people(or people of any skin colour)becos of there race? no.. so just as race shouldn't be a facter in why u cant fight, neither should your sex.

that might work if you were dealing with some Amazon bitch who was as big, if not bigger then you. But typically women are not as strong as men. It might be fair for you to fight another man one on one....but would it be fair for u to kick the shit out of some midget? Funny maybe, but not fair.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: herpes on January 03, 2009, 12:33:41 PM
LMFAO this is the funniest post I have read in this place in a minute.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Makaveli's Food & Liquor on January 03, 2009, 12:39:29 PM
Its pathetic and cowardly that you hit her tbh and i dont really get why you dont trust your girl considering you've been with her for 3 years ???
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: morbidenigma on January 03, 2009, 12:42:28 PM
are amazon bitches known for being tall?
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on January 03, 2009, 12:59:05 PM
Its pathetic and cowardly that you hit her tbh and i dont really get why you dont trust your girl considering you've been with her for 3 years ???

even tho you trust a girl....i can see bein pissed that she lied and said she was going to stay in on New Years and instead hung out with her ex boyfriend.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Roccy on January 03, 2009, 01:08:33 PM
Hitting a girl wont solve a thing, if shes not doing the right shit, just let her go man. Its not worth it.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: ωεεźγ ғ on January 03, 2009, 01:54:49 PM
These dumb muhfuckas on here obviously have not been in a relationship, let alone a relationship consisting of 3 years. You know how much investment is involved in that time frame? If this was 3 week old relationship, i could give a fuck less, but a 3 year old relationship, that bitch better buy herself a tombstone before she comes to me with that bullshit. You know how many girls i have refrained from in my current 17 month relationship just to keep everything between us honest and real, and if my girl goes and cheats, look at how much pussy i lost for her. She would get a nice swift kick in the uterus.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Shallow on January 03, 2009, 02:02:35 PM
hang on as second .. women talk shit about equal rights.. so they shud be treated equally as men.. if a man is allowed to be hit in a one to one fight why should women get a pass? thats some positive discrimination right in front of ya.. like it or not women rinse the fact that they're a woman to their advantage in many social situations.. in a fight if its one and one and ur roughly the same age why pull the "im a female" card out?..

dyu hear people saying you shoudlnt hit white people(or people of any skin colour)becos of there race? no.. so just as race shouldn't be a facter in why u cant fight, neither should your sex.


Having equal opportunity to show you can do a job is not the same as treating everyone that crosses you wrong with violence. What about handicapped people with no arms and legs? If a man with no arms and legs can pick stocks better than any other broker he should not be denied the right to pick stocks and he wouldn't be. You gonna beat the shit out of a guy with no arms and legs? He couldn't actually do anything to you so at worst it would be something he said, and no matter what he said to you, you better hope no one sees you beating him up because you'd get your ass kicked by everyone that sees you doing it.

Back to equal treatment. If some skinny punk shoved you in a mall and challenged you to a fight you may very well fight him. If Fedor from MMA did the same thing you better fucking throw equality out the window, apologize and run away.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Þŕiņçë on January 03, 2009, 02:59:46 PM
im in a bad mood, and i almost envy you for beating the shit out of some lying ass hoe. i could never do it, bring myself to hit a girl. Even if i am so pissed off i could kill someone i just cant do it. I always come close then just punch something else instead. But to be honest from your story you got pretty fuckin lucky dude, any other girl woulda had you in jail within minutes.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 03, 2009, 03:25:57 PM
LMAO...I dunno what's funnier - the thread, or Homo's reply.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: MoodMuzik on January 03, 2009, 03:35:21 PM
this is a serious contender for funniest post of the year :laugh:
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Kool Beenz on January 03, 2009, 03:47:49 PM
LMAO this thread is funny

dude personally i never hit a girl but i would slap a bitch if i had too...
not with a closed fist though...

anyways good for you, way to go buddy
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Muhfukka on January 03, 2009, 03:56:12 PM
youve only got one option now..........kill that bitch before she starts talking
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: .:TimeLock:. on January 03, 2009, 04:02:02 PM
my advice to u is don't post incriminating shit like this online, go get yourself a good lawyer
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Chamillitary Click on January 03, 2009, 04:03:08 PM
my advice to u is don't post incriminating shit like this online, go get yourself good a lawyer

LOL, thats a good idea! :D
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: .:TimeLock:. on January 03, 2009, 04:05:15 PM
add to that delete what u wrote
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 03, 2009, 04:10:51 PM
^LOL...like she's really gunna come on this site and read what he wrote.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Chamillitary Click on January 03, 2009, 04:13:14 PM
^LOL...like she's really gunna come on this site and read what he wrote.

i think he means if he gets in trouble with the law, its best he doesnt have what he did on a website that somebody might check lol.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: morbidenigma on January 03, 2009, 04:16:27 PM
shallow.. handicapped people are clearlly disadvantage, but there is a world of difference between fighting a woman and a disabled person.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 03, 2009, 04:20:21 PM
^LOL...like she's really gunna come on this site and read what he wrote.

i think he means if he gets in trouble with the law, its best he doesnt have what he did on a website that somebody might check lol.


i got what he meant...but even if there was a case, how the fuck is anyone involved in the case gunna think to look on west coast hip-hop forum for evidence? LMAO.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Chamillitary Click on January 03, 2009, 04:23:46 PM
^LOL...like she's really gunna come on this site and read what he wrote.

i think he means if he gets in trouble with the law, its best he doesnt have what he did on a website that somebody might check lol.


i got what he meant...but even if there was a case, how the fuck is anyone involved in the case gunna think to look on west coast hip-hop forum for evidence? LMAO.

those detectives aint soft like they use to be. ;) :P
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: hellrazor86 on January 03, 2009, 04:29:53 PM
U're Now A Certified Pimp.. Go Slap Other Chicks!
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on January 03, 2009, 04:56:25 PM
^LOL...like she's really gunna come on this site and read what he wrote.

i think he means if he gets in trouble with the law, its best he doesnt have what he did on a website that somebody might check lol.


i got what he meant...but even if there was a case, how the fuck is anyone involved in the case gunna think to look on west coast hip-hop forum for evidence? LMAO.

doesnt your father own a law firm or somethin? Elior and associates..
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Shallow on January 03, 2009, 05:21:25 PM
Having equal opportunity to show you can do a job is not the same as treating everyone that crosses you wrong with violence. What about handicapped people with no arms and legs? If a man with no arms and legs can pick stocks better than any other broker he should not be denied the right to pick stocks and he wouldn't be. You gonna beat the shit out of a guy with no arms and legs? He couldn't actually do anything to you so at worst it would be something he said, and no matter what he said to you, you better hope no one sees you beating him up because you'd get your ass kicked by everyone that sees you doing it.

Back to equal treatment. If some skinny punk shoved you in a mall and challenged you to a fight you may very well fight him. If Fedor from MMA did the same thing you better fucking throw equality out the window, apologize and run away.

handicapped people are clearlly disadvantage, but there is a world of difference between fighting a woman and a disabled person.
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Fighting anyone you have no chance at all of losing to is cowardly. I don't have a problem with a man vs woman perse. If this guy was dating Gina Carano and she fucked with him emotionally it'd be acceptable for me if he attacked her, because she'd probably beat the shit out of him.

But in general the reason men and women shouldn't fight is the same reason they have different leagues for the same sports. It's like being a great NCAA player but not good enough to get picked at the draft. So you use equal rights arguments to get into the WNBA and become the best player in the league. Does it really mean anything?

When it comes to anything athletic the average man is so much better than the average woman.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on January 03, 2009, 06:44:59 PM
I feel you folx Ive been in that situation but I never hit no female
but damn its the shit that they do, that makes you want to fuck em up
haha






SO this is why....
She told me she was gonna stay home for new years at home, and spend it wit the family.
So i got of work at 12midnight and went to see her at her family house.
Spent an hour there chilled out, then went home cause my family had also like a get together kinda party.
The next morning i find out that her cousin had called her to come over her house, NOT mentioning that my girls ex-boyfriend is there wit one of his guys that fucks wit Tina (the cousin)
So them four spent the night at her house.
She couldnt leave? She had to stay there? knowing thats some dirty shit. You want me to believe that they been there all night NOT doing anything? C'mon so i got fucking mad as ever.
Shes like OH, you should trust me nothin happened bla bla blah. i mean even if nothing happend how the fuck would she like if i spent new years wit my ex lady all night then wake up in the morning an say oh yeah you should trust me nothin happend.
So she came to my work, an i was kinda buzzed at work an when she pulled up in her car i punched her a few times wrapped my hand around her hair an start hittin her head of the steering wheel then she punched the gas pedal hit me wit the car, an drove off.
Now i feel fucked up for doing it, and i dont know wtf to do. i tried talkin to her she like i cant forgive you, she dont wanna talk or nothing. so im buggin out i been wit her for 3 yrs an this is the first time i laid my hands on her idono what got into me cuz im not the type to hit a girl at all.
I love her to death man but i fucked up hard.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Floydness on January 03, 2009, 10:50:41 PM
Your girlfriend is a fucking liar and you are a fucking screwball... great match! :)
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Post by: K-MACC on January 04, 2009, 01:22:33 AM
go hard on a hoe :-X
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 04, 2009, 01:47:41 AM
Bro, bitches are a dime a dozen. I don't care how long you've been with her, you're a fuckin retard for even getting angry to the point where you wanna hit her. 

If she's a scandalous bitch, then leave her ass. She wants you to react that way. You're lucky she hasn't sent to cops after your ass.

Most guys have been in your situation, but they don't drop down to the bitch's level. They play it cool like Michael Corleone.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: weedhead on January 04, 2009, 05:02:22 AM
Even if your girlfriend looks like a gorilla or Serena Williams you have no right to beat her.
:laugh:
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: weedhead on January 04, 2009, 05:04:50 AM
Give me your name, address, and city and I'll gladly turn you in to the police. Not because you hit a girl and it's wrong but because of the stupidity of what you did and why. My sister is a bit goofy like that and would probably pull some shit like that. And if her boyfriend did what you did to your girl, I'd give the guy one chance to put himself in jail. If he didn't I'd gladly cut his hands off.


I'll never understand why guys want to teach their girls a lesson. If she's the type of girl that even gets you riled up like that, just go get a new one. There's plenty around. Even if you had kids and were married you do what's best for the kids and put on a front until they are in college or whatever and then you part ways.


My advice to you, if this whole thing is real, forget about her, work on your anger, find a new girl, and be thankful she hasn't sent anyone after you.
Saying the word police gives me the chilles :-\
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Elano on January 04, 2009, 06:02:00 AM
Give me your name, address, and city and I'll gladly turn you in to the police. Not because you hit a girl and it's wrong but because of the stupidity of what you did and why. My sister is a bit goofy like that and would probably pull some shit like that. And if her boyfriend did what you did to your girl, I'd give the guy one chance to put himself in jail. If he didn't I'd gladly cut his hands off.


I'll never understand why guys want to teach their girls a lesson. If she's the type of girl that even gets you riled up like that, just go get a new one. There's plenty around. Even if you had kids and were married you do what's best for the kids and put on a front until they are in college or whatever and then you part ways.


My advice to you, if this whole thing is real, forget about her, work on your anger, find a new girl, and be thankful she hasn't sent anyone after you.

(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll190/frequenze/Orsonclapping.gif)
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Elano on January 04, 2009, 06:05:32 AM
These dumb muhfuckas on here obviously have not been in a relationship, let alone a relationship consisting of 3 years. You know how much investment is involved in that time frame? If this was 3 week old relationship, i could give a fuck less, but a 3 year old relationship, that bitch better buy herself a tombstone before she comes to me with that bullshit. You know how many girls i have refrained from in my current 17 month relationship just to keep everything between us honest and real, and if my girl goes and cheats, look at how much pussy i lost for her. She would get a nice swift kick in the uterus.

 ;D +1

Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Elano on January 04, 2009, 06:07:17 AM
^LOL...like she's really gunna come on this site and read what he wrote.

i think he means if he gets in trouble with the law, its best he doesnt have what he did on a website that somebody might check lol.


i got what he meant...but even if there was a case, how the fuck is anyone involved in the case gunna think to look on west coast hip-hop forum for evidence? LMAO.
;D
LMFAO
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: .:TimeLock:. on January 04, 2009, 06:45:47 AM
as long as u in the USA best believe they can find u just like them child predators
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: west koasting on January 04, 2009, 08:07:17 AM
Hey wait a minute what's wrong with serena williamns she's got ass 4 days
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 04, 2009, 10:12:56 AM
LOL...did this fool get banned?
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Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on January 04, 2009, 12:05:47 PM
haha god damn





youve only got one option now..........kill that bitch before she starts talking
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: herpes on January 04, 2009, 12:19:52 PM
You know what you gotta do next ?  You know her and his boys passed her around like hot potato and one of them probably tore her up so bad next time you go up in it, it will be like driving a smart car through a tunnel.  Her cousin set it up that way b/c she doesn't like you.  The bitch did you dirty.  So one day you tell her you want to apologize tell her you want take her out for dinner by the water when it gets dusk out.  Something simple and romantic so it seems like you are apologizing.  When she least expects it.... WHOOSH... slice her throat ear to ear and dump her body in the ocean.  Now you cant just stop at that.  Taking it all out on the girl is some pussy shit.  You gotta RIDE ON THEM CATS THAT GANG BANGED YOUR GIRL.  You get them cats when they least expect don't rush or let emotions get in the way make it clean.  Last but not least you let the cousin live though.  But let her know you set this whole thing in motion.  The bitch will live the rest of her life in fear.

Don't listen to some faggot like shallow.  His girl gets fucked you know what he does ?  He goes home and listen to Bruce Springsteen.  And don't listen to these euro cats, they go clogging when a girl fucks them over.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 04, 2009, 03:42:02 PM
Hey wait a minute what's wrong with serena williamns she's got ass 4 days
Hey, Charles Barkley got ass for days too, but he's still ugly as fuck......god damn that didn't come out the way I wanted it too.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on January 04, 2009, 03:44:20 PM
haha


Hey wait a minute what's wrong with serena williamns she's got ass 4 days
Hey, Charles Barkley got ass for days too, but he's still ugly as fuck......god damn that didn't come out the way I wanted it too.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: OG Hack Wilson on January 04, 2009, 03:53:05 PM
good for you badazz


teach her a lesson
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on January 04, 2009, 04:06:32 PM
Hey wait a minute what's wrong with serena williamns she's got ass 4 days
Hey, Charles Barkley got ass for days too, but he's still ugly as fuck......god damn that didn't come out the way I wanted it too.

you gotta thing for that "Round Mound of Rebound"? lol
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Chamillitary Click on January 04, 2009, 05:05:43 PM
You know her and his boys passed her around like hot potato and one of them probably tore her up so bad next time you go up in it, it will be like driving a smart car through a tunnel. 

LAUGH.
OUT.
LOUD.
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

quote of the year '09, its been found. :laugh:
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on January 04, 2009, 05:12:15 PM
god damn


You know what you gotta do next ?  You know her and his boys passed her around like hot potato and one of them probably tore her up so bad next time you go up in it, it will be like driving a smart car through a tunnel.  Her cousin set it up that way b/c she doesn't like you.  The bitch did you dirty.  So one day you tell her you want to apologize tell her you want take her out for dinner by the water when it gets dusk out.  Something simple and romantic so it seems like you are apologizing.  When she least expects it.... WHOOSH... slice her throat ear to ear and dump her body in the ocean.  Now you cant just stop at that.  Taking it all out on the girl is some pussy shit.  You gotta RIDE ON THEM CATS THAT GANG BANGED YOUR GIRL.  You get them cats when they least expect don't rush or let emotions get in the way make it clean.  Last but not least you let the cousin live though.  But let her know you set this whole thing in motion.  The bitch will live the rest of her life in fear.

Don't listen to some faggot like shallow.  His girl gets fucked you know what he does ?  He goes home and listen to Bruce Springsteen.  And don't listen to these euro cats, they go clogging when a girl fucks them over.
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Post by: Blood$ on January 04, 2009, 05:41:36 PM
we need to begin a "Classic Threads of '09" thread and this is #1 on the list so far  8)
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Post by: big mat on January 04, 2009, 10:33:14 PM
that's a fucked up thread but i'M glad i did come in here for makaveli's picture, damn the hoe is fine, what's her name?
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Post by: Sikotic™ on January 05, 2009, 02:21:10 AM
Hey wait a minute what's wrong with serena williamns she's got ass 4 days
Hey, Charles Barkley got ass for days too, but he's still ugly as fuck......god damn that didn't come out the way I wanted it too.

you gotta thing for that "Round Mound of Rebound"? lol
+1
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Post by: DTG Entertainment on January 05, 2009, 02:42:24 AM
You know what you gotta do next ?  You know her and his boys passed her around like hot potato and one of them probably tore her up so bad next time you go up in it, it will be like driving a smart car through a tunnel.  Her cousin set it up that way b/c she doesn't like you.  The bitch did you dirty.  So one day you tell her you want to apologize tell her you want take her out for dinner by the water when it gets dusk out.  Something simple and romantic so it seems like you are apologizing.  When she least expects it.... WHOOSH... slice her throat ear to ear and dump her body in the ocean.  Now you cant just stop at that.  Taking it all out on the girl is some pussy shit.  You gotta RIDE ON THEM CATS THAT GANG BANGED YOUR GIRL.  You get them cats when they least expect don't rush or let emotions get in the way make it clean.  Last but not least you let the cousin live though.  But let her know you set this whole thing in motion.  The bitch will live the rest of her life in fear.

Don't listen to some faggot like shallow.  His girl gets fucked you know what he does ?  He goes home and listen to Bruce Springsteen.  And don't listen to these euro cats, they go clogging when a girl fucks them over.

LMFAO! Best rant of 2009! Wow...I am speechless. I would hate to be on your bad side.
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Post by: Raphael on January 05, 2009, 03:08:22 AM
haha i laughed my ass off just reading the title.
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Post by: Furor Teutonicus on January 05, 2009, 03:13:16 AM
Bro, bitches are a dime a dozen. I don't care how long you've been with her, you're a fuckin retard for even getting angry to the point where you wanna hit her. 

If she's a scandalous bitch, then leave her ass. She wants you to react that way. You're lucky she hasn't sent to cops after your ass.

Most guys have been in your situation, but they don't drop down to the bitch's level. They play it cool like Michael Corleone.

looks like he prefers the Sonny Corleone style...
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Post by: da_notorious_mack on January 05, 2009, 03:21:13 AM
Its pathetic and cowardly that you hit her tbh and i dont really get why you dont trust your girl considering you've been with her for 3 years ???

even tho you trust a girl....i can see bein pissed that she lied and said she was going to stay in on New Years and instead hung out with her ex boyfriend.


she did stay in..if she'd left because her ex-boyfriend turned up with her cousin...this dumbass wud probly have beat her up cus she was supposed to be stayin in LOL

and mate u fucked up hittin her in the face...s'all about bodyshots 8)
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Post by: Chief on January 05, 2009, 03:58:00 AM
lol you retard

i would have used a phone book
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Post by: penenstamp on January 05, 2009, 04:24:35 AM
Hey wait a minute what's wrong with serena williamns she's got ass 4 days

What's wrong is that I can't see who's Serena Williams.

(http://www.eurweb.com/images/articles/200708/serena_williams(005-headshot-med).jpg)   (http://a.abcnews.com/images/WNT/gorilla_silverback_080408_ssv.jpg)
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Post by: da_notorious_mack on January 05, 2009, 04:25:06 AM
You know what you gotta do next ?  You know her and his boys passed her around like hot potato and one of them probably tore her up so bad next time you go up in it, it will be like driving a smart car through a tunnel.  Her cousin set it up that way b/c she doesn't like you.  The bitch did you dirty.  So one day you tell her you want to apologize tell her you want take her out for dinner by the water when it gets dusk out.  Something simple and romantic so it seems like you are apologizing.  When she least expects it.... WHOOSH... slice her throat ear to ear and dump her body in the ocean.  Now you cant just stop at that.  Taking it all out on the girl is some pussy shit.  You gotta RIDE ON THEM CATS THAT GANG BANGED YOUR GIRL.  You get them cats when they least expect don't rush or let emotions get in the way make it clean.  Last but not least you let the cousin live though.  But let her know you set this whole thing in motion.  The bitch will live the rest of her life in fear.

Don't listen to some faggot like shallow.  His girl gets fucked you know what he does ?  He goes home and listen to Bruce Springsteen.  And don't listen to these euro cats, they go clogging when a girl fucks them over.

and this guy wonders how he still a virgin LOL
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Post by: Elano on January 05, 2009, 05:07:36 AM
LMAO @ the thread starter,he's logged off  :D :D :D
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Post by: the ghost on January 05, 2009, 06:10:17 PM
Best part of the thread is Momo exposing himself yet again....swear to god he was abused as a child
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: .:TimeLock:. on January 05, 2009, 08:26:03 PM
Hey wait a minute what's wrong with serena williamns she's got ass 4 days

What's wrong is that I can't see who's Serena Williams.

(http://www.eurweb.com/images/articles/200708/serena_williams(005-headshot-med).jpg)   (http://a.abcnews.com/images/WNT/gorilla_silverback_080408_ssv.jpg)

muthafucka u lol
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Post by: Chamillitary Click on January 05, 2009, 08:33:13 PM
Hey wait a minute what's wrong with serena williamns she's got ass 4 days

What's wrong is that I can't see who's Serena Williams.

(http://www.eurweb.com/images/articles/200708/serena_williams(005-headshot-med).jpg)   (http://a.abcnews.com/images/WNT/gorilla_silverback_080408_ssv.jpg)

Serena looks alright in that picture; what is she eating though? :D
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Post by: Sikotic™ on January 05, 2009, 09:07:42 PM
Hey wait a minute what's wrong with serena williamns she's got ass 4 days

What's wrong is that I can't see who's Serena Williams.

(http://www.eurweb.com/images/articles/200708/serena_williams(005-headshot-med).jpg)   (http://a.abcnews.com/images/WNT/gorilla_silverback_080408_ssv.jpg)

Serena looks alright in that picture; what is she eating though? :D
LMAO!

+1
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: AnybodyKilla on January 05, 2009, 11:20:25 PM
LMAO, thats hilarious. I wouldnt hit a girl, but i would beat a bitch LOLLL. Why did this guy delete his account, is he in jail or something lol?
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 06, 2009, 12:12:42 AM
iSnitch might report his ass to the po's.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: The-Leak (aka) kingwell (bka) JULES on January 06, 2009, 12:36:57 AM
Soopafly DPGC Where You At

It appears Officer Ross and T.I.P.s  did their job..  Thanks guys.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Kool Beenz on January 06, 2009, 10:50:40 AM
i was talking to dude the other day on AIM

he wants to kill hisself
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Post by: LooN3y on January 06, 2009, 04:50:31 PM
lol funniest thread title ever
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 06, 2009, 05:02:33 PM
i was talking to dude the other day on AIM

he wants to kill hisself
LOL Someone seems a little too attached to his girl.
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Raphael on January 06, 2009, 05:18:59 PM
well with dubcc's usual relationship advice im not really suprised that he beat her :D
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Chamillitary Click on January 06, 2009, 05:58:40 PM
i was talking to dude the other day on AIM

he wants to kill hisself

LMAO are you for real?
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Post by: Chamillitary Click on January 06, 2009, 06:04:28 PM
this is without a doubt going to be thread of the year of '09 & Tommy with the "your girls pussy is so beat up, next time you hit it's going to be like a Smart Car going through a tunnel." is already a huge front runner for quote of the year for me. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on January 06, 2009, 07:32:08 PM
haha yeah




this is without a doubt going to be thread of the year of '09 & Tommy with the "your girls pussy is so beat up, next time you hit it's going to be like a Smart Car going through a tunnel." is already a huge front runner for quote of the year for me. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Sccit on August 21, 2012, 11:48:10 AM
LMFAO
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Post by: Darkwing Duck (The Reincarnation) on August 21, 2012, 02:34:33 PM
Give me your name, address, and city and I'll gladly turn you in to the police. Not because you hit a girl and it's wrong but because of the stupidity of what you did and why. My sister is a bit goofy like that and would probably pull some shit like that. And if her boyfriend did what you did to your girl, I'd give the guy one chance to put himself in jail. If he didn't I'd gladly cut his hands off.


I'll never understand why guys want to teach their girls a lesson. If she's the type of girl that even gets you riled up like that, just go get a new one. There's plenty around. Even if you had kids and were married you do what's best for the kids and put on a front until they are in college or whatever and then you part ways.


My advice to you, if this whole thing is real, forget about her, work on your anger, find a new girl, and be thankful she hasn't sent anyone after you.

there is nothin wrong wit smacking her up. its not fair to seperate violence in to categories.
i dont condone it if shes, say - the mother to ur kid, ur wife or a wellrounded lady or anythin like that --> but theres a thin line between a lady and a slut, n u can seperate those two, and the slut can & shall be treated as such
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Post by: Hack Wilson - real on August 21, 2012, 09:23:27 PM
lol @ shallow playing internet cop over this
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Post by: MUHFUKKA on August 22, 2012, 12:58:19 AM
haha i dont remember this at all
Title: Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
Post by: Darkwing Duck (The Reincarnation) on August 22, 2012, 12:17:28 PM
& its another old thread  :stupid:  this is what happens when u bump old threads, Hack.
i reply to year 10year old posts
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Post by: Hack Wilson - real on August 22, 2012, 12:26:33 PM
& its another old thread  :stupid:  this is what happens when u bump old threads, Hack.
i reply to year 10year old posts

NIK had the first post