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Title: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: Sikotic™ on May 22, 2009, 08:20:18 PM
I go to Vons to go buy myself a 6 pack of Becks, some cookie dough ice cream and queso fresco. I'm heading towards the express lane where I am greeted with a group of 4-5 bros. They're all screaming and hollering about their "sweet kickback" as they load their Miller Light, NOS energy drink and ice. When they get to the check stand dude, one bro with a mohawk, ear spacers and Metal Mullisha t-shirt kept screaming about how he wants the check stand guy to "double bag his shit" over and over again (not sure if he meant his groceries or a gay sex act). All of those motherfuckers looked like they were 19 at the oldest but because there was a group of them, the guy at the register was too pussy to ask for ID.

I get to the register, I'm nice and polite with the dude and not asking him to perform oral on me like the bro did beforehand. And this fucker has the nerve to ask me for ID. I could of made a scene and acted like a dick, but instead I retaliated by not contributing a dollar to prostate cancer research.
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: QuietTruth on May 22, 2009, 08:25:14 PM
....but instead I retaliated by not contributing a dollar to prostate cancer research.
LMFAO!!!









You's a cold nigga. :laugh:
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Post by: Muhfukka on May 22, 2009, 08:25:27 PM
i always ask for a double bag cheap ass asians put too much in one little bag. once i didnt and the shit ripped walking out the store and everything broke haha. they replaced them at least
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Post by: Jaydc555 on May 22, 2009, 08:28:49 PM
Your as cold as ice,willing to sacrifice
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Post by: Big B on May 22, 2009, 08:30:41 PM
thats the folly of living in a state that has a large population of dude-bros.
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Post by: Muhfukka on May 22, 2009, 08:32:07 PM
its not the just the state californi is huge its where he lives
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: Big B on May 22, 2009, 08:38:27 PM
its not the just the state californi is huge its where he lives
ok.
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: Big B on May 22, 2009, 08:43:30 PM
come to think about it, i was asked for my id today when i was buying some megamillions quick picks. i made a scene, then showed him my id. he was quick to apologize.
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: PLANT on May 22, 2009, 08:50:52 PM
....but instead I retaliated by not contributing a dollar to prostate cancer research.
LMFAO!!!
hahaa
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on May 22, 2009, 08:51:05 PM
siks got the dopest list of things to get
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: Don Jacob on May 22, 2009, 08:58:52 PM
i always mock those guys to their face...it's funny because they're so fucking dumb that they don't realize i'm mocking them
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: Sikotic™ on May 22, 2009, 09:52:04 PM
its not the just the state californi is huge its where he lives
Yup. It's infested with bros around where I'm at especially. I stay calling the Orkin Man on a weekly basis about this problem, but they keep telling me they can't exterminate humans.
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on May 22, 2009, 09:56:13 PM
slaughtered-housed but wit a college degree twist




its not the just the state californi is huge its where he lives
Yup. It's infested with bros around where I'm at especially. I stay calling the Orkin on a weekly basis about this problem, but they keep telling me they can't exterminate humans.
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Post by: The Watcher on May 23, 2009, 01:51:08 AM
light beer is for homos, or bros in this case

seriously, who drinks that shit?
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: Primo on May 23, 2009, 08:01:10 AM
TaPoUt BrO.
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Post by: K.Dub on May 23, 2009, 08:22:16 AM
What's the definition of a Bro.?
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Post by: .:TimeLock:. on May 23, 2009, 10:23:50 AM
lmao
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: Big B on May 23, 2009, 10:24:04 AM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bro
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: Primo on May 23, 2009, 12:17:42 PM
Lmao.. Looks like socal is the home for this but I do know alot of bros around here. This one dude I know in particular exactly fits the stereotype.
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: jeromechickenbone on May 23, 2009, 12:52:59 PM
Tons of Bro in the PHX West Valley.  They ride their dirt bikes Euro style on the street, and wear Tapout or Skin. 

Fuckin Bros.
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Post by: Fuck Your Existence on May 23, 2009, 12:55:03 PM
lol Sik stays winnin...but The Improper Bostonian has made me realize that my tapout shirts need to RIP,good look.
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Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on May 23, 2009, 07:40:37 PM
if u beat down a Bro....is it a hate crime?
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: Big B on May 23, 2009, 07:42:58 PM
if u beat down a Bro....is it a hate crime?
never
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on May 23, 2009, 07:44:55 PM
if u beat down a Bro....is it a hate crime?
never

but if u beat down a fag...it is. Kind of hypocritical if u ask me...
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: Jaydc555 on May 23, 2009, 07:48:50 PM
Especially when you take into account bros are fags
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: Big B on May 23, 2009, 07:52:05 PM
its called teaching them a lesson.

it may take multiple beat downs.
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on May 23, 2009, 07:56:40 PM
its called teaching them a lesson.

it may take multiple beat downs.

yup...like "ill beat the fagbro outta you"
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: Primo on May 24, 2009, 12:09:40 AM
Hey I mean everyone can fall into a certain stereotype. I might fall into the Northeasts type of bro. I don't act anything like the fags do in California but I dress in Polo and designer stuff like the Northeast bros do. I wear Lacoste polos and drive an Audi now. That in itself might fall into a stereotype.
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: Sikotic™ on May 24, 2009, 01:59:53 AM
if u beat down a Bro....is it a hate crime?
never

but if u beat down a fag...it is. Kind of hypocritical if u ask me...
The difference is.....some people believe fags are born fags. No bro is born a bro: they choose to be fuckin ridiculous.
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on May 24, 2009, 10:07:22 AM
if u beat down a Bro....is it a hate crime?
never

but if u beat down a fag...it is. Kind of hypocritical if u ask me...
The difference is.....some people believe fags are born fags. No bro is born a bro: they choose to be fuckin ridiculous.

even worse...
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on May 24, 2009, 10:19:10 AM
no homo but since you brought it up you think gays are born gays?
NO HOMO



if u beat down a Bro....is it a hate crime?
never

but if u beat down a fag...it is. Kind of hypocritical if u ask me...
The difference is.....some people believe fags are born fags. No bro is born a bro: they choose to be fuckin ridiculous.
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on May 24, 2009, 10:29:41 AM
I don't act anything like the fags do in California but I dress in Polo and designer stuff like the Northeast bros do. I wear Lacoste polos and drive an Audi now.  

yeah the California fagbro's have nothing on you northeastern fagbros...

(http://www.yvymag.com/wp-content/uploads/polo4.jpg)
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: Primo on May 24, 2009, 01:56:55 PM
lets be easy. Polos actually polos is were i stop. LOL.
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on May 24, 2009, 03:23:53 PM
lets be easy. Polos actually polos is were i stop. LOL.

lol Do you get wierd looks in the trailer park when you step out of your Audi wearing a Polo?
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on May 24, 2009, 05:59:12 PM
lol damn



lets be easy. Polos actually polos is were i stop. LOL.

lol Do you get wierd looks in the trailer park when you step out of your Audi wearing a Polo?
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: universe on May 24, 2009, 06:02:59 PM

WHY DO WE CALL THEM BROS ??

ANYWAYS SIKOTIC I DONATED A DOLLAR ON YOUR BEHALF :laugh:
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: Sikotic™ on May 25, 2009, 12:45:19 AM
no homo but since you brought it up you think gays are born gays?
NO HOMO



if u beat down a Bro....is it a hate crime?
never

but if u beat down a fag...it is. Kind of hypocritical if u ask me...
The difference is.....some people believe fags are born fags. No bro is born a bro: they choose to be fuckin ridiculous.
I think so. How else could they not be obsessed with pussy like every other dude I know on earth?
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: Sikotic™ on May 25, 2009, 12:45:58 AM

WHY DO WE CALL THEM BROS ??

ANYWAYS SIKOTIC I DONATED A DOLLAR ON YOUR BEHALF :laugh:
All they do is say "bro" at the end of every sentence.
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on May 25, 2009, 09:42:11 AM
haha i feel what you sayin jus somewhat dont make sense and seems like they do it by choice but its whatever i guess



no homo but since you brought it up you think gays are born gays?
NO HOMO



if u beat down a Bro....is it a hate crime?
never

but if u beat down a fag...it is. Kind of hypocritical if u ask me...
The difference is.....some people believe fags are born fags. No bro is born a bro: they choose to be fuckin ridiculous.
I think so. How else could they not be obsessed with pussy like every other dude I know on earth?
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: .:TimeLock:. on May 25, 2009, 10:25:28 AM

WHY DO WE CALL THEM BROS ??

ANYWAYS SIKOTIC I DONATED A DOLLAR ON YOUR BEHALF :laugh:

cuz they say it ever 5 mins  "come on bro... hey bro... that's cool br... ok bro...etc." lol
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Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on May 25, 2009, 10:30:02 AM
i guess they (the white muffuccaz that talk like this-id say mainly white people) but they could say thats their talk and black homies got theirs "MY N*GGA, AY MY N*GGA, WHAT UP MY N*GGA, FUCK YOU N*GGA, LETS MEET UP MY N*GGA ETC....




WHY DO WE CALL THEM BROS ??

ANYWAYS SIKOTIC I DONATED A DOLLAR ON YOUR BEHALF :laugh:

cuz they say it ever 5 mins  "come on bro... hey bro... that's cool br... ok bro...etc." lol
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: Jaydc555 on May 25, 2009, 10:33:53 AM
I feel white people should what up my cracka?nothing just keeping cracking my cracka ass cracka
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: Sikotic™ on May 25, 2009, 10:36:47 AM
i guess they (the white muffuccaz that talk like this-id say mainly white people) but they could say thats their talk and black homies got theirs "MY N*GGA, AY MY N*GGA, WHAT UP MY N*GGA, FUCK YOU N*GGA, LETS MEET UP MY N*GGA ETC....




WHY DO WE CALL THEM BROS ??

ANYWAYS SIKOTIC I DONATED A DOLLAR ON YOUR BEHALF :laugh:

cuz they say it ever 5 mins  "come on bro... hey bro... that's cool br... ok bro...etc." lol

And this is why those people are called "NIGGAS" lol
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on May 25, 2009, 10:38:19 AM
i dont know im not hatin on the white crowd but after a while of hearin bro....bro...bro etc...its outta place but i guess its either that or "ay my N*gga"
sik you would prefer______




i guess they (the white muffuccaz that talk like this-id say mainly white people) but they could say thats their talk and black homies got theirs "MY N*GGA, AY MY N*GGA, WHAT UP MY N*GGA, FUCK YOU N*GGA, LETS MEET UP MY N*GGA ETC....




WHY DO WE CALL THEM BROS ??

ANYWAYS SIKOTIC I DONATED A DOLLAR ON YOUR BEHALF :laugh:

cuz they say it ever 5 mins  "come on bro... hey bro... that's cool br... ok bro...etc." lol

And this is why those people are called "NIGGAS" lol
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: Sikotic™ on May 25, 2009, 10:39:09 AM
haha i feel what you sayin jus somewhat dont make sense and seems like they do it by choice but its whatever i guess



no homo but since you brought it up you think gays are born gays?
NO HOMO



if u beat down a Bro....is it a hate crime?
never

but if u beat down a fag...it is. Kind of hypocritical if u ask me...
The difference is.....some people believe fags are born fags. No bro is born a bro: they choose to be fuckin ridiculous.
I think so. How else could they not be obsessed with pussy like every other dude I know on earth?

I get where you're coming from. I'm sure there are a lot of guys that choose to do that stuff too.
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: Primo on May 25, 2009, 10:56:09 AM
lets be easy. Polos actually polos is were i stop. LOL.

lol Do you get wierd looks in the trailer park when you step out of your Audi wearing a Polo?
Ha I lived there when I was 16. I am 24 and live in a house now. Glad you have such an e-memory.
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Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on May 25, 2009, 11:04:51 AM
lets be easy. Polos actually polos is were i stop. LOL.

lol Do you get wierd looks in the trailer park when you step out of your Audi wearing a Polo?
Ha I lived there when I was 16. I am 24 and live in a house now. Glad you have such an e-memory.

lol
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Post by: Tay on May 25, 2009, 11:48:16 PM
Haha that's a funny story, did you happen to see their lifted truck with the "Got Sand?" sticker on it? The "Bros" are probably the reason they still make the white and the black bandanas, and they help the light beer economy as well. I turned on the TV tonight and saw that one of them had made it to the NBA.

(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2008/0510/nba_g_anderson_580.jpg)
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: Sikotic™ on May 26, 2009, 12:30:20 AM
i dont know im not hatin on the white crowd but after a while of hearin bro....bro...bro etc...its outta place but i guess its either that or "ay my N*gga"
sik you would prefer______




i guess they (the white muffuccaz that talk like this-id say mainly white people) but they could say thats their talk and black homies got theirs "MY N*GGA, AY MY N*GGA, WHAT UP MY N*GGA, FUCK YOU N*GGA, LETS MEET UP MY N*GGA ETC....




WHY DO WE CALL THEM BROS ??

ANYWAYS SIKOTIC I DONATED A DOLLAR ON YOUR BEHALF :laugh:

cuz they say it ever 5 mins  "come on bro... hey bro... that's cool br... ok bro...etc." lol

And this is why those people are called "NIGGAS" lol
I don't know lol. That's a tough question. I hate both of them a lot. I gotta think about this one.
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Post by: Primo on May 26, 2009, 09:00:23 AM
nothing worse than wiggers though. Everytime I see this breed when im driving I yell various things such as DIPSET!, BYRDGANG! at them
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Post by: Fuck Your Existence on May 29, 2009, 01:11:54 AM
Haha that's a funny story, did you happen to see their lifted truck with the "Got Sand?" sticker on it? The "Bros" are probably the reason they still make the white and the black bandanas, and they help the light beer economy as well. I turned on the TV tonight and saw that one of them had made it to the NBA.

(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2008/0510/nba_g_anderson_580.jpg)
lol.word. the media even has some Bro's on the low workin on the inside. they made anderson out to be a hero because he came back from a 2 yr. drug suspension. an "inspiring" bro? wtf is this world coming to?......
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Post by: Al Bundy on May 29, 2009, 04:07:35 PM
i used to wear some hella broish shit. i still rock silver star/mob inc/srh but i've retired the tall black socks and the dvs slip ons haha
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Post by: J Bananas on May 29, 2009, 04:20:32 PM
I was at the lake this last weekend. Bro central. There were so many lifted trucks blaring soulja boy and taylor swift back to back, truly a spectacle.
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Post by: Muhfukka on May 29, 2009, 08:25:18 PM
i live in a bro-free zone
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Post by: Sikotic™ on May 30, 2009, 01:01:58 AM
I was at the lake this last weekend. Bro central. There were so many lifted trucks blaring soulja boy and taylor swift back to back, truly a spectacle.
It's the weird musical combos that they like that really leaves me baffled. Sometimes I wonder if I am misunderstanding them and they are actually an evolved form of human.........j/k j/k
Title: Re: Fuckin' Bros, man...
Post by: Al Bundy on May 30, 2009, 12:44:43 PM
i live in a bro-free zone

no bros in salinas?
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Post by: J Bananas on May 31, 2009, 12:26:46 PM
i live in a bro-free zone

no bros in salinas?

only on the south side