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Lifestyle => Train of Thought => Topic started by: verbalassaulta on November 05, 2002, 06:37:25 PM

Title: what muslims can expect in afterlife
Post by: verbalassaulta on November 05, 2002, 06:37:25 PM
A Muslim was killed in a car accident. He arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter says "I'm St. Peter. Welcome to Heaven". The Muslim says "Nice to meet you Peter but I'm a Muslim and I want to meet Muhammad." St. Peter says "Sure no problem. Climb up that ladder behind you and you will meet Muhammad" The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top and there is Moses. Moses says "Hi I'm Moses. Welcome to Heaven". The Muslim is very excited - "Moses, its such an honor to meet you. But like I told St. Peter, I'm a Muslim and I really want to meet Muhammad". Moses says "No problem. Climb up the ladder behind you and you will meet Muhammad. The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top, he can't see anything but bright light. He sees this figure before him and asks "Who are you?" The figure responds - "I am God. Nice to meet you. Welcome to Heaven". God walks over and shakes his hand. The Muslim is stunned - he can hardly speak. He says to God "Sir, it is such an honor to meet you - I can't believe it - this place is great. But I'm a Muslim and, no disrespect intended, but I really want to meet Muhammad." God says "Oh. You're here to see Muhammad. I see. No problem. Have a seat. Get comfortable. Can I get you some coffee or something to eat?" The Muslim says "I would love a cup of coffee" God yells into the kitchen.. "Hey Muhammad. two coffees!"

LMAO....thats just for you twinkles and prince habib abdul whatever the hell your name is... ;D  ;D  ;D

Title: Re:what muslims can expect in afterlife
Post by: King Tech Quadafi on November 05, 2002, 07:51:17 PM
*yawn*
Title: Re:what muslims can expect in afterlife
Post by: Doggystylin on November 05, 2002, 07:55:03 PM
 ::)
Title: Re:what muslims can expect in afterlife
Post by: infinite59 on November 06, 2002, 03:31:47 AM
LMAO!!!!!!!
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Post by: RAPQUAKE on November 06, 2002, 10:26:04 AM
^^HAHA the funniest joke I have read on the net for a looong time HAHAHAHA
Title: Re:what muslims can expect in afterlife
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on November 09, 2002, 10:56:07 PM
LMAO
Title: Re:what muslims can expect in afterlife
Post by: ZILLA THA GOODFELLA on November 09, 2002, 11:33:43 PM
And then tha muslim asks "Hey, by any chance is Jesus around?"....God looks at tha muslim, pauses and replies "Jesus who?"....

lol, jp......Dat shit waz pretty funny up there......I guess.










Title: Re: what muslims can expect in afterlife
Post by: morbidenigma on January 19, 2011, 12:53:28 PM
too long !
Title: Re: what muslims can expect in afterlife
Post by: QuietTruth on January 22, 2011, 11:03:54 AM
Lol, haha.
Title: Re: what muslims can expect in afterlife
Post by: IRAN iz Gangsta! on January 24, 2011, 03:04:26 PM
haha
Title: Re: what muslims can expect in afterlife
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on January 24, 2011, 03:31:49 PM
Oh snap. :laugh:
Title: Re: what muslims can expect in afterlife
Post by: Triple OG Rapsodie on January 26, 2011, 07:41:55 AM
Doesn't really sense since Muslims believe in Moses. And why would they want to meet a prophet over God?
Title: Re: what muslims can expect in afterlife
Post by: West Coast Veteran on January 29, 2011, 06:24:35 PM
Stupid joke... Muslims believe in Moses and they put God (Allah) over Muhammad any day of the week.