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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Lil Jay on January 30, 2002, 10:05:34 AM
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If you don't laugh at the end of reading this then
there's something wrong with you... :-)
Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to
work and hearing this?
Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM FM
morning show in Chicago. The DJs play a game where
they award winners great prizes. The game is called
"Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask
if they are married or seriously involved with
someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she
is then asked 3 random yet highly personal
questions.
The person is also asked to divulge the name of
their partner (with phone number) for verification.
If their partner answers those same three questions
correctly, they both win the prize.
One particular game, however, several months ago
made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees
with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing
I've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:
DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever
heard of 'MateMatch'?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip
to Orlando, Florida if you win. What is your name?
First only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: "Yes."
DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're
what?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name?
First only please."
Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time
you had sex?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one
would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at
stake."
Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex
at 8
o'clock this morning?"
Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her
mom is staying with us for a couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower
at the time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than
the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks,
I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work
number and call her up. You listen to this."
3 minutes of commercials follow.
DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?"
(touch tones.....ringing....)
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live
on the air right now and I've been talking with
Brian for a couple of hours now."
Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us.
Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll
lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of
'MateMatch'?"
Sarah: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian: (laughing)
Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up
to?"
Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions
honestly, okay? Be completely honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3
questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's
answers, then the both of you will be off to
Orlando, Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea
World. Tickets to the Magic's game. The whole deal.
Get it Sarah?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before
Brian went to work."
DJ: "What time?"
Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it
last?"
Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is
trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last
question, Sarah. You are one question away from a
trip to Florida. Are you ready?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them
that, did you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Well, it's just that my mom is vacationing
with us and..."
DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
Sarah: "In the ass....."
After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need
to take a station break"
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LMAO! was she seriouse about the ass thing? or was it a joke?
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LMAO! was she seriouse about the ass thing? or was it a joke?
serious, I guess.
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lmfao!!!!!!!!! ahahhahhahha
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LMMFAO
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so did they win or what? ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Shit, that was mad funny
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Oh man... that was funny. In the ass... crazy.
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that shit was hella funny while i was readin that shit i was eatin some chip and when i read about tha ass thin i almost choked on a chip ;D ;D
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Oh God, that was too funny. I'm not gonna forget that one.
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ROFL!!! I bet it was even FUNNIER hearing it live!!!!
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LOL how funny. lol damn. so did they end up goin to florida or what?
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HAAHAHHA funny.
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lol, thats pretty funny lol, i wish i was there to hear that live lol, i didn't expect it to end like that , which was the best part
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HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA
That was funny as hell, lmfao
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LOL !! ;D
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ROMFFLMAO!!!!!!!!! thats hella funny. i couldnt stop lafin for like 5 mins. shit im still smiling. lol