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Title: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: ThaChamp on February 13, 2010, 05:13:43 PM
fuckin stupid whore

my ex girl came over we have a class together and we are were gonna "study" and well we ended up fucking and i took a nap and woke up and found this ugly ass hickie on my neck

tomorrow i got to see my girl all day for valentines

does that frozen spoon shit really work?
any suggestions?


fuck im so pist i aint got a hickey since i was 16
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: Muhfukka on February 13, 2010, 05:17:36 PM
you dont
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: Blood$ on February 13, 2010, 05:18:25 PM
just say your boy threw a tennis ball at your neck, it's worked before  ;D
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 13, 2010, 05:22:48 PM
haha out of all places it hit his neck...lol

but nah what about the hair dryer thing?
or make up?





just say your boy threw a tennis ball at your neck, it's worked before  ;D
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: ikke on February 13, 2010, 05:22:59 PM
tattoo the area of the hickey
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: ThaChamp on February 13, 2010, 05:36:59 PM
i tried to rub a frozen spoon no luck

i remember this one girl when i was 13 put this lipstick cap on my hickie and like twisted it and it took some of it off
i might have to ask my cousin to do that for me

fuck im so pist off im gonna slap that bitch and put a knife to her throat
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 13, 2010, 05:42:19 PM
did she force you to get it and say or else? lol
come on you went on wit it dogg
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 13, 2010, 05:43:01 PM
That shit ain't goin away. Tell her something bit you I dunno lol. I coulda told you not to waste your time with that frozen spoon shit. The frozen spoon thing is always an elano.
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: ThaChamp on February 13, 2010, 05:43:10 PM
did she force you to get it and say or else? lol
come on you went on wit it dogg

i never understand what the fuck you say except

you a foo for that one
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 13, 2010, 05:44:23 PM
it dont matter, as long as she does, im good....lol




did she force you to get it and say or else? lol
come on you went on wit it dogg

i never understand what the fuck you say except

you a foo for that one
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: ThaChamp on February 13, 2010, 05:45:36 PM
yeah yall are right it wont go away i googled it ... LOL
the spoon just stops the bleeding from inside it doesnt really do shit


its too big to say its a bite and i have a smaller one on the other side of my neck
shit looks fucking disgusting

damn im screwed

 :(
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 13, 2010, 05:48:05 PM
yeah yall are right it wont go away i googled it ... LOL
the spoon just stops the bleeding from inside it doesnt really do shit


its too big to say its a bite and i have a smaller one on the other side of my neck
shit looks fucking disgusting

damn im screwed

 :(
Tomorrow you're gonna have a family emergency and you're not gonna be able to kick it with her.
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: ThaChamp on February 13, 2010, 05:51:29 PM
yeah yall are right it wont go away i googled it ... LOL
the spoon just stops the bleeding from inside it doesnt really do shit


its too big to say its a bite and i have a smaller one on the other side of my neck
shit looks fucking disgusting

damn im screwed

 :(
Tomorrow you're gonna have a family emergency and you're not gonna be able to kick it with her.

thats what im thinking...
i cant say someone is in the hospital cus shes gonna wanna go with me....
i can just turn off my phone and say i lost it all day but then she will prolly just come over

man im gonna have to think of something
man and the worst part is i fucked around with my ex girl so with my luck shes gonna tell everyone she gave me that hickie and shes gonna find out either way

ok new question.. how do you kill a bitch and get away with it?
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 13, 2010, 05:54:58 PM
ok new question.. how do you kill a bitch and get away with it?
This guy would know.

(http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/09/10/simpsona460.jpg)
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: G-Funk on February 13, 2010, 05:59:06 PM
^ LOL

anyway, say your ex just jumped out at you. frame her. idk
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 13, 2010, 06:00:12 PM
sik he didnt do it.....where the proof? lol
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: Blasphemy on February 13, 2010, 06:14:48 PM
tattoo the area of the hickey

Ya with her name, Hearts/butterflies can cover it up, when it chances, tell her its a seasonal tat. :P
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: Nutty on February 13, 2010, 06:15:51 PM
You're fucked.
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: Mo Z. Dizzle on February 13, 2010, 06:23:16 PM
take a fork, and jab the hickey a bit.
then, jab a couple of places on ur face (say above your eye or cheek)

that way, you can say you got into a fight with a homie.
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 13, 2010, 06:33:57 PM
and he somehow gave a hickey....lol




take a fork, and jab the hickey a bit.
then, jab a couple of places on ur face (say above your eye or cheek)

that way, you can say you got into a fight with a homie.
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: ikke on February 13, 2010, 06:39:24 PM
tattoo the area of the hickey

Ya with her name, Hearts/butterflies can cover it up, when it chances, tell her its a seasonal tat. :P
Naw, just a random ass tatoo.

A tatoo on the shoulder with his real girfriends name would be a great solution as well tho.
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: Mo Z. Dizzle on February 13, 2010, 06:51:23 PM
and he somehow gave a hickey....lol




take a fork, and jab the hickey a bit.
then, jab a couple of places on ur face (say above your eye or cheek)

that way, you can say you got into a fight with a homie.


he'll have to jam it a few times and make it seem like its a bruise/infection lol.
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: ikke on February 13, 2010, 06:53:47 PM
The easiest solution is to just tell your bich somebody drugged & raped you
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 13, 2010, 07:00:07 PM
that looks like a hickey.....lol
theres no way outta this 1
altho i tried to do the turtle neck thing and that might work
be a muslim for a week....haha



and he somehow gave a hickey....lol




take a fork, and jab the hickey a bit.
then, jab a couple of places on ur face (say above your eye or cheek)

that way, you can say you got into a fight with a homie.


he'll have to jam it a few times and make it seem like its a bruise/infection lol.
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: ThaChamp on February 13, 2010, 07:57:13 PM
i keep looking at myself in the mirror thinking... was the dick suck worth it?
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 13, 2010, 08:06:15 PM
not after shes done with you...dependin on what race your girl is...the beatin could be worse than what the hickey is....lol
if she's black.....which i dont think she is but if she were black.....best belee you'd prolly be thrown around more than a steak at outback





i keep looking at myself in the mirror thinking... was the dick suck worth it?
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: JAZ on February 13, 2010, 08:12:31 PM
wear a scarf like kanye.
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 13, 2010, 08:13:59 PM
its gon get hot sooner or later...
did you go to the mall again like the last time? lol




wear a scarf like kanye.
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: ThaChamp on February 13, 2010, 08:16:23 PM
im really thikning about wearing this blue turtle neck i got that i never ever wore

then just pretending to be sick and call it an early day
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 13, 2010, 08:19:15 PM
no way your walkin away from the pootie tang.....no way your callin it a early day before gettin it in...til she finds out
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: JAZ on February 13, 2010, 08:22:32 PM
wearing a bootleg gucci/louis vuitton scarf while banging a chick must be a superior feeling.
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: ThaChamp on February 13, 2010, 08:25:16 PM
hey my ex girl is fuckin fine and she sucks an awesome dick so i guess it was worth it

tomorrow im just gonna wear my blue turtle neck i mean it looks kinda nice and the weather is a bit chilli outside

then i can just act sick and maybe pull this off and not see her for a few days till the hickie looks like a bruise and say my sister pinched me

but what if my ex runs her fuckin mouth like the slut she is
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 13, 2010, 08:26:44 PM
haha then you got a nice u-turn waitin for you.....nah i swear that was my sister we were fightin, over the..........ice cream cuz i had bought it
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: JAZ on February 13, 2010, 08:27:10 PM
hey my ex girl is fuckin fine
pics. we need them.
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 13, 2010, 08:28:14 PM
 ;D





hey my ex girl is fuckin fine
pics. we need them.
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: JAZ on February 13, 2010, 08:28:39 PM
;D





hey my ex girl is fuckin fine
pics. we need them.
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: ThaChamp on February 13, 2010, 08:35:44 PM
(http://img5.imageshack.us/img51/6937/20032134366418920811593.jpg)

whore on the left
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 13, 2010, 08:38:02 PM
done dilly
and the picture of your REAL girl?
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: JAZ on February 13, 2010, 08:39:10 PM
green makeup scares me. but shes cute.

done dilly
and the picture of your REAL girl?
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 13, 2010, 08:42:15 PM
you think she looks cool?
rank outta 10?



green makeup scares me. but shes cute.

done dilly
and the picture of your REAL girl?
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: Muhfukka on February 13, 2010, 08:44:05 PM
worse comes to worse you have to kill a ho
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: Muhfukka on February 13, 2010, 08:44:32 PM
you think she looks cool?
rank outta 10?



green makeup scares me. but shes cute.

done dilly
and the picture of your REAL girl?
how the fuck are you going to rank a bitch based off one photo of her face
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: JAZ on February 13, 2010, 08:45:06 PM
7.7
you think she looks cool?
rank outta 10?



green makeup scares me. but shes cute.

done dilly
and the picture of your REAL girl?
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: JAZ on February 13, 2010, 08:45:40 PM
you think she looks cool?
rank outta 10?



green makeup scares me. but shes cute.

done dilly
and the picture of your REAL girl?
how the fuck are you going to rank a bitch based off one photo of her face
In some situations you dont ask questions, you just do as told.
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 13, 2010, 08:46:21 PM
lol

will she take you in or take you back if the real female shuts it down?



damn thats a high ratin


7.7
you think she looks cool?
rank outta 10?



green makeup scares me. but shes cute.

done dilly
and the picture of your REAL girl?



str8 gangsta yishay.......now thats what good





you think she looks cool?
rank outta 10?



green makeup scares me. but shes cute.

done dilly
and the picture of your REAL girl?
how the fuck are you going to rank a bitch based off one photo of her face
In some situations you dont ask questions, you just do as told.
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: ThaChamp on February 13, 2010, 08:46:33 PM
yall are pushing it but Sikotic and Muhfukka seen pics of my recent girl

and yall aint even seen her bangin body yet you would rate her a 9.5

but yeah im seriously thinking of threatening her life so she dont  say shit
shes a real crazy bitch
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: Muhfukka on February 13, 2010, 08:46:43 PM
you think she looks cool?
rank outta 10?



green makeup scares me. but shes cute.

done dilly
and the picture of your REAL girl?
how the fuck are you going to rank a bitch based off one photo of her face
In some situations you dont ask questions, you just do as told.
did you learn that from your mom? hahaha
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 13, 2010, 08:48:08 PM
pics of the crazy bitch then....show em what crazy is then
see what 9.5 is
someone elses girl on here is pass a 7.7
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: ThaChamp on February 13, 2010, 08:51:05 PM
i swear GET YOUR WALK ON i never understand half the shit you say
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: JAZ on February 13, 2010, 08:52:45 PM
slice her face with a garlic soaked razorblade if she snitched.
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 13, 2010, 08:53:40 PM
damn the things youll do for a female yishay....now thats gangsta
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: JAZ on February 13, 2010, 08:54:55 PM
gangsta is just a misspelled version of yishay.
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 13, 2010, 08:56:44 PM
now thats str8 gangsta big dogg




gangsta is just a misspelled version of yishay.
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: JAZ on February 13, 2010, 08:58:15 PM
your replies confuse me. its 6 in the morning and im drunk. dont fuck with my head with your weird talkings.
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: JAZ on February 13, 2010, 08:58:40 PM
why do you quote upside down?
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 13, 2010, 09:00:31 PM
cuz thats gangsta g
run up to me....cuz you dont come to me for no hen......
run up to me....
your drunk and upside down dogg
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 14, 2010, 02:20:29 AM
wearing a bootleg gucci/louis vuitton scarf while banging a chick must be a superior feeling.
hahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 14, 2010, 02:27:29 AM
i keep looking at myself in the mirror thinking... was the dick suck worth it?
She sucked your dick or your neck?
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: ThaChamp on February 14, 2010, 02:49:33 AM
i keep looking at myself in the mirror thinking... was the dick suck worth it?
She sucked your dick or your neck?

its my ex girl she will lick my balls to my ass if i asked her too
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 14, 2010, 02:57:01 AM
i keep looking at myself in the mirror thinking... was the dick suck worth it?
She sucked your dick or your neck?

its my ex girl she will lick my balls to my ass if i asked her too
Thats a down ass bitch.
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: ThaChamp on February 14, 2010, 03:00:14 AM
i keep looking at myself in the mirror thinking... was the dick suck worth it?
She sucked your dick or your neck?

its my ex girl she will lick my balls to my ass if i asked her too
Thats a down ass bitch.

or just a personal crazy slut
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: ikke on February 14, 2010, 03:06:38 AM
i keep looking at myself in the mirror thinking... was the dick suck worth it?
She sucked your dick or your neck?

its my ex girl she will lick my balls to my ass if i asked her too
Then why the fuck aren't you with her?
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: ThaChamp on February 14, 2010, 03:10:02 AM
i keep looking at myself in the mirror thinking... was the dick suck worth it?
She sucked your dick or your neck?

its my ex girl she will lick my balls to my ass if i asked her too
Then why the fuck aren't you with her?

like a wise man once said

"you lack life experience"
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: The Watcher on February 14, 2010, 04:35:17 AM
you're fucked

no way of getting rid of a hickey, its always the real crazy bitches that like biting
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: fette_chico on February 14, 2010, 04:55:44 AM
Rub it with sandpaper and say you got bitten by something or burnt
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 14, 2010, 06:36:45 AM
does she post on here? or one of her homies
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: ThaChamp on February 14, 2010, 07:45:38 AM
lets see if i can make it threw the day with this this

my cousin put some makeup on and its kinda going away and hard to tell

imma wear my wack ass turtle neck anywways tho
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: 2010-thefuture on February 14, 2010, 10:22:38 AM
well u doin better then some of the guys on her,I am sure they would love to fuck if a girl would let them
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: jeromechickenbone on February 14, 2010, 10:45:53 AM
I really can't wait to see how this turns out. 

Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: AlerG on February 14, 2010, 10:50:28 AM
You don't think a girls gonna notice when the homie is wearing make-up, especially a noticable fuck up spot like the neck? Good luck with it dude, but i don't know man.
Your ex needs to figure out that make up game though, her color cordination is all off, but she looks alright,

http://www.myspace.com/miclordzmusic <---Hiphop/Funk-Rock
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: ThaChamp on February 14, 2010, 02:37:16 PM
i went out to eat with her but my cousin came over and put this bad ass like makeup lotion that worked perfect and covered it up

i dropped her off at home told her im gonna spend time with my mom and i wasnt feeling good

she leaves back to austin tonight so i wont see her till next thursday and it will be gone by then

as for my ex running her mouth idk about that yet
 :-\



Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: Muhfukka on February 14, 2010, 02:38:42 PM
does she post on here? or one of her homies
hahahaha
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: Muhfukka on February 14, 2010, 02:40:02 PM
i went out to eat with her but my cousin came over and put this bad ass like makeup lotion that worked perfect and covered it up

i dropped her off at home told her im gonna spend time with my mom and i wasnt feeling good

she leaves back to austin tonight so i wont see her till next thursday and it will be gone by then

as for my ex running her mouth idk about that yet
 :-\




one step at a time haha
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: ThaChamp on February 14, 2010, 02:43:10 PM
i went out to eat with her but my cousin came over and put this bad ass like makeup lotion that worked perfect and covered it up

i dropped her off at home told her im gonna spend time with my mom and i wasnt feeling good

she leaves back to austin tonight so i wont see her till next thursday and it will be gone by then

as for my ex running her mouth idk about that yet
 :-\




one step at a time haha

yeah but shes the type of bitch that like lets say they run into each other at the club or mall or something she would say some shit like
"oh are you still with adam? because we fucked saturday and he told me he was single"

which the slut knows i have a girlfriend...
i may have to cut the bitches throat
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: ThaRealSupreme on February 14, 2010, 03:10:38 PM
Hater marks take a long ass time to go away, too. Better get some concealer :laugh:
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 14, 2010, 03:41:19 PM
Threaten to steal your ex's green eye shadow if she tries to pull any shit.
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: Skindiana bon3z on February 14, 2010, 04:19:56 PM
Dammmn, that's a fucking burn.  I had something that looked like a hickey but it wasn't....took forever to convince the girl it wasn't.
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: jeromechickenbone on February 14, 2010, 05:45:58 PM
All you have 2 do is have something in your back pocket so you can flip the script on her if she comes at you.  Just put her on the defensive. 

Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: Tha_Eastsida on February 15, 2010, 09:51:47 AM
Fucked Up Now Chicko lol
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: ThaChamp on February 15, 2010, 01:28:58 PM
HA my ex girl told me

"im not gonna tell anyone adam, because it would be a bad reflection of my character"

i laughed my ass off and said thank god

but your still a fuckin whore
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: jeromechickenbone on February 15, 2010, 09:58:19 PM
HA my ex girl told me

"im not gonna tell anyone adam, because it would be a bad reflection of my character"

i laughed my ass off and said thank god

but your still a fuckin whore

I say bang her again.
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 16, 2010, 10:23:49 AM
lol^^^^
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: Blood$ on February 16, 2010, 10:27:02 AM
HA my ex girl told me

"im not gonna tell anyone adam, because it would be a bad reflection of my character"

i laughed my ass off and said thank god

but your still a fuckin whore

I say bang her again.
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: ThaChamp on February 16, 2010, 10:50:31 AM
she didnt talk to me all during class today

fuckin whore
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 16, 2010, 11:00:52 AM
damn what a whore....hit it and quit it
shell come back...lol
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: ThaChamp on February 16, 2010, 11:03:31 AM
damn what a whore....hit it and quit it
shell come back...lol

usually she talks to me during class and walks with me after class to our cars

but today she walked in, i raised my eyebrows and she rolled her eyes and said "hey" and that was it
kinda akward but i think thursday when i see her agian imma look in her eyes and then look at my dick to signal if shes down again
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 16, 2010, 11:10:32 AM
haha you a fool.....gang signs.....if she dont take i then...shell do it sooner or later
at least your admittin shes a one tyme
Title: Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
Post by: westsiderider323 on February 16, 2010, 12:15:36 PM
haha fuckin sluts they all should be slapped