West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Dogg_Pound_Gangsta on December 19, 2001, 11:47:56 PM
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Depending on where someone is from and where they are driving you can make some assumptions about their driving styles and etiquette...
Chicago: One hand on wheel, one hand on horn.
New York: One hand on wheel, one finger out window.
New Jersey: One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic.
Boston: One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator.
Scarborough, Ontario: Both hands clenched on steering wheel, driver staring directly forward, cutting in front of you and slowing down to 40 in a 60 zone then looking in rearview mirror in wonder as to why the car behind is flashing high beams.
Los Angeles: One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator with gun in lap
Ohio, but driving in California: Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror.
Italy: Both hands in air and gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat.
Seattle: One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game.
Texas: One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on the brake, throwing a McDonald's bag out the window.
West Virginia: Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna.
Florida: Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on.
Edmonton: One gloved hand on wheel, one hand on heater, feet up underneath bum to keep warm, 3 differently decorated ice scrapers, one plastic, broken; one steel, broken; one pastel, hidden in trunk. neither foot on accelerator or brakes because with all the ice on the roads, you're all moving at the same speed either way.
Dubuque, Iowa: no use of turn signal, or left on for 26 blocks...also cradling cheap cell phone.
Maine: Beat up 1983 Dodge Ram pick-up truck, right hand holding a Dunkin Donuts coffee, cigarette dangling from mouth, greasy hair shoved underneath an oil stained cap and classic rock blaring from the radio.
New Orleans: One hand on wheel, one hand holding down sum hookers head while she's givin' head!
Pennsylvania: Both hands on reigns.
California (Bay Area/Silicon Valley): One hand on laptop computer, one hand at on-board navigation/Internet console installed in dash board,
cell phone attached to head with microphone earpiece, having a executive meeting with half a dozen people on speaker phone, palm pilot wedged between knees to observe up to date stock quotes, and shoes kicked off, and feet crossed because traffic hasn't moved in the past hour.
Montana: One finger on steering wheel of jacked up 4x4, Charlie Daniels blaring from speakers, dead coyote in back, hay leaves blowing out of bed while going down the highway.
Nebraska: Two hands on wheel, with head lodged up ass, chunks of rust falling off by the pound.
Quebec: engaged in heated political discussion with espresso in one hand and croissant in the other, aiming for pedestrians who have the mistaken notion that crosswalks are for them.
Michigan: Both hands on wheel and head up ass.
Toronto: Both hands on the wheel, seat as far forward as possible, head fixed only looking forward, ignoring people behind and beside you, stopping and waiting for the road to fully clear before making any forward progress.
Los Angeles: Lowered Honda, can't see over dash, driving too fast or too slow, car sounds like a bee as it goes by.
thats true about vancity. if yall from these places tell us if its true.
Peace
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fuck im drunk and fucked up vancouvers part. here it is:
Vancouver: Canadian beer in one hand, B.C. Weed in the other. Dick on the steering wheel
me and suga foot are from here^^
Peace
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me and suga foot are from here^^
Me too !
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Me too !
yea but tha thing is, no1 cares
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yea but tha thing is, no1 cares
LMAO
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yea but tha thing is, no1 cares
ok hick
stop listenin to black music, it wasent meant for u and ur kind
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stop listenin to black music, it wasent meant for u and ur kind
like Tom would say, Shut the Fuck Up ::)
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Funny Shit Madchild. We got a friend that drives with his dick all the time.
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Funny Shit Madchild. We got a friend that drives with his dick all the time.
yea he tries to drive wit it but its only his pants and he still has his hand on the wheel.
Peace
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ok hick
stop listenin to black music, it wasent meant for u and ur kind
i'll stop listenin to your so-called black music, if u stop havin sex wit lil boys, since your from canada an u have shown in some of your previous post that you have shit for brains, r u one tha canadians that say eh before an after each sentence, an example would be, Eh, my name is WS, Eh, an, Eh, I have sex wit lil boys, Eh, imma a fuckin idiot, eh, im on a 1st grade readin level, eh, look a moose, Eh
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This WS kid alwayz pisses me off..........
Fuckin Canadians ::)
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i'll stop listenin to your so-called black music, if u stop havin sex wit lil boys, since your from canada an u have shown in some of your previous post that you have shit for brains, r u one tha canadians that say eh before an after each sentence, an example would be, Eh, my name is WS, Eh, an, Eh, I have sex wit lil boys, Eh, imma a fuckin idiot, eh, im on a 1st grade readin level, eh, look a moose, Eh
no, actually no canadian talks like that
are u an overweight mc donald eating peice of shit like 95% of americans are?
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and thats tru
cause when i went to usa,damn yall got some fat niggaz and bitches, yall should replace all them mc donalds wit subway or sumthin. Shit in the hood there a gun shop at everycorner, in USA theres a Mc Donalds at every corner, its just sad
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WHATS MY MUTHA FUCKING NAME!!!!!
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WoW WS, when i thought i had you figured out, u never seize to amaze me, you are officially tha stupidest muthafucka alive, i am surprised you even know how to turn tha computer on, I guess im over weight if you consider being 6'2 and 195 pounds overweight, and yea, we have a mcdonalds on every corner, i think imma go to micky d's right now, an eat my life away, an what i dont understand is this, u said that on every corner in tha hood theres a gun shop, but in america there is a mcdonalds on every corner, i dont get it, aint there hoods in america, i guess not, i guess compton is just an imaginary place, or better yet it is actually in canada, stupid fuck, have you ever been to tha ghetto. An secondly i have been to canada an i must say, i have never seen such a place so far behind in tha times, an u call us americans fat, i went to canada an every guy i saw was a fuckin pussy, wearin tight jeans wit velcro sneakers, sorry to ya'll that are from canada an aint like this, u know who, thats pretty much everyy1 here except WS, i gotta go now, im hungary imma go to micky d's now, an get some food, cuz right now its like rush hour for mickyd's, i better hurry up an get there b/c once all us fat americans get there i wont be able to get in b/c it will be filled wit a bunch of fat americans, WS, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, WS is one on them retarded people that have to wear helmets all tha time b/c they fall down a lot, Eh, Eh, Eh
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WoW WS, when i thought i had you figured out, u never seize to amaze me, you are officially tha stupidest muthafucka alive, i am surprised you even know how to turn tha computer on, I guess im over weight if you consider being 6'2 and 195 pounds overweight, and yea, we have a mcdonalds on every corner, i think imma go to micky d's right now, an eat my life away, an what i dont understand is this, u said that on every corner in tha hood theres a gun shop, but in america there is a mcdonalds on every corner, i dont get it, aint there hoods in america, i guess not, i guess compton is just an imaginary place, or better yet it is actually in canada, stupid fuck, have you ever been to tha ghetto. An secondly i have been to canada an i must say, i have never seen such a place so far behind in tha times, an u call us americans fat, i went to canada an every guy i saw was a fuckin pussy, wearin tight jeans wit velcro sneakers, sorry to ya'll that are from canada an aint like this, u know who, thats pretty much everyy1 here except WS, i gotta go now, im hungary imma go to micky d's now, an get some food, cuz right now its like rush hour for mickyd's, i better hurry up an get there b/c once all us fat americans get there i wont be able to get in b/c it will be filled wit a bunch of fat americans, WS, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, WS is one on them retarded people that have to wear helmets all tha time b/c they fall down a lot, Eh, Eh, Eh
lmfao!!
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u r both fuckin idoits.....why the fuck you diss people cuz where they from?
wtf ???
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WoW WS, when i thought i had you figured out, u never seize to amaze me, you are officially tha stupidest muthafucka alive, i am surprised you even know how to turn tha computer on, I guess im over weight if you consider being 6'2 and 195 pounds overweight, and yea, we have a mcdonalds on every corner, i think imma go to micky d's right now, an eat my life away, an what i dont understand is this, u said that on every corner in tha hood theres a gun shop, but in america there is a mcdonalds on every corner, i dont get it, aint there hoods in america, i guess not, i guess compton is just an imaginary place, or better yet it is actually in canada, stupid fuck, have you ever been to tha ghetto. An secondly i have been to canada an i must say, i have never seen such a place so far behind in tha times, an u call us americans fat, i went to canada an every guy i saw was a fuckin pussy, wearin tight jeans wit velcro sneakers, sorry to ya'll that are from canada an aint like this, u know who, thats pretty much everyy1 here except WS, i gotta go now, im hungary imma go to micky d's now, an get some food, cuz right now its like rush hour for mickyd's, i better hurry up an get there b/c once all us fat americans get there i wont be able to get in b/c it will be filled wit a bunch of fat americans, WS, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, WS is one on them retarded people that have to wear helmets all tha time b/c they fall down a lot, Eh, Eh, Eh
hahahahhaa
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lol @ Tom. I'm 6'6 300 pounds. I'm a fat ass. But at least I'm an American fat ass. Much rather be fat here, than in moose fuckin territory eh?
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tight jeans and velcro ok
USA HOME OF BILL GATES
LOL
fuckin fat american
yall are some dumb fucks and even worse is that yall wanna be black
TOM U ARE NOT BLACK,OK SORRY MAN,MAYBE FOR A CHRISTMAS PRESENT U CAN ASK UR MOM TO BUY U SOME BLACK PAINT SO U CAN PAINT UR BODY BLACK AND MAYBE U CAN GET UR DAD TO BUY U SOME MORE BLACK CDS THAT HE HATES TO BUY U. AND MAYBE JUST MAYBE U WILL GET A GIRL.........Naw, u probably can hook up wit minoritized and do some gay shit but anywayz
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tight jeans and velcro ok
USA HOME OF BILL GATES
LOL
fuckin fat american
yall are some dumb fucks and even worse is that yall wanna be black
TOM U ARE NOT BLACK,OK SORRY MAN,MAYBE FOR A CHRISTMAS PRESENT U CAN ASK UR MOM TO BUY U SOME BLACK PAINT SO U CAN PAINT UR BODY BLACK AND MAYBE U CAN GET UR DAD TO BUY U SOME MORE BLACK CDS THAT HE HATES TO BUY U. AND MAYBE JUST MAYBE U WILL GET A GIRL.........Naw, u probably can hook up wit minoritized and do some gay shit but anywayz
i bet you white you damn self......anyways.......you keep doing gay shit with your dad....don't try to bring that gay shit in here ain't nobody fag like you bitch motherfuck eh eh he eheh eheh eh
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tight jeans and velcro ok
USA HOME OF BILL GATES
LOL
fuckin fat american
yall are some dumb fucks and even worse is that yall wanna be black
TOM U ARE NOT BLACK,OK SORRY MAN,MAYBE FOR A CHRISTMAS PRESENT U CAN ASK UR MOM TO BUY U SOME BLACK PAINT SO U CAN PAINT UR BODY BLACK AND MAYBE U CAN GET UR DAD TO BUY U SOME MORE BLACK CDS THAT HE HATES TO BUY U. AND MAYBE JUST MAYBE U WILL GET A GIRL.........Naw, u probably can hook up wit minoritized and do some gay shit but anywayz
yes, america, home of bill gates, um whats your point, america, home of your some of you favorite rappers u stupid fuck. They dont call this tha west coast connection board b/c tha west coast of canada, its named after california, which happens to be in america, wow, as a matter of fact, america is home to all your favorite rappers, an yes, i asked my mom to buy me black paint so i could paint myself black, if tryin to make tha point i wanna be african-american i think i would be better off buyin brown paint, u stupid fuck, an why did u call minority gay, do you have some kind of homosexual obsession wit him, Eh
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hahahahaah
im more west then u
likdont u live way EASTCOAST e in boston or sumthin???
yeah fake bitch
why u even in this board reppin west when yo fake ass lives on the east?
stupid fuck
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who the fuck said canadians were pussy, obviously your ass didnt come to Lawrence and Scarlett, T dot for life motherfuckers, grimey as hell
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^ yeah yeah nigga ^ T-dot and Vancity, them pussy bitches be from idaho and shit and think they gangsta cause they live in the same country as california
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^ yeah yeah nigga ^ T-dot and Vancity, them pussy bitches be from idaho and shit and think they gangsta cause they live in the same country as california
yes, im from idaho, ight i was born in queens NY, NEW YORK, atleast u know that boston is in america, i'll give u credit, that surprised me, an id u dont believe me i was born in queens i'll tell u my old adress, 109-20, 108 st, 11420, i lived across tha street from tha school p.s. 108, i lived in a 2 family apartment, it was red an white tha house, an i now live in a town called hicksville, we got tha name hicksville b/c tha guy that owned majority of tha land in tha 40's was called hicks, an since he had an ego they called it after himself, stupid fuck, WS go back to starin at your pet moose or your 5 year old next door nerighbor, an to prove your how stupid you actually are you pretty much said that any1 that dont live in cali shouldnt post here, that would include yourself, u stupid fuck, u live in canada, i gues that means you shouldn't be here either, stupid fuck, your way up north, what are you doin here u stupid fuck
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shit, im frum kali....at least ima still get to post here ;D
along with tha 5 otha muhafuckin people on thiz board that are ACTUALLY frum kali lol. i cant hate on canada really, i mean fukit. who cares whetha they frum canada. i cant see no damn canada gangstaz. n that shit pumpz no fear. but hey, itz all good. therez sum shit here in tha US that makez me laff more then a canada gangsta....n thassa damn iowa, nebraska, montana, minnesota muhafuckin gangsta ha, hell naw. im curiouz....this ainta diss or nuthin. but how many of yall eva been tah kali befo?! cus it seem like a lotta folkz up on thiz bitch are really intah it. n fuk, i luv kali...itz all SD on minez. but, i seen a lotta folkz dissapointed like a muhafucka when they come out thiz way. thinkin itz gonna be all beach n sun n celebritiez. there aint no more dissapointed look then when sumbody go tah hollywood for tha first time. LOL nuhn but crackheadz n hookaz.
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damn canadians,they're whats wrong with this world today....
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damn canadians,they're whats wrong with this world today....
damn lol. this sum new shit. i neva be hearin folkz complainin bout canadienz. shit, down hea in suthern kali, san diego....this wha people be sayin bout messicanz. most tha folkz down hea i think, forget canada iz up thea. lol
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Y'all need to chizzill, it don't matter where ya from, or where ya @. We all love WC music, and you could enjoy it as much as anyone livin in Budpest or Cali. I myself live in Connecticut, and stay up to date as much as anyone. Peace
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yes, america, home of bill gates, um whats your point, america, home of your some of you favorite rappers u stupid fuck. They dont call this tha west coast connection board b/c tha west coast of canada, its named after california, which happens to be in america, wow, as a matter of fact, america is home to all your favorite rappers, an yes, i asked my mom to buy me black paint so i could paint myself black, if tryin to make tha point i wanna be african-american i think i would be better off buyin brown paint, u stupid fuck, an why did u call minority gay, do you have some kind of homosexual obsession wit him, Eh
Hell Yeah.... Kali Rocks baby... West Koast Till I Die!!!!
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Hell Yeah.... Kali Rocks baby... West Koast Till I Die!!!!
thas righ pinky babee ;) killafonia on minez!
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damn canadians,they're whats wrong with this world today....
lmao.... West Koast
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Damn yo. Y'all really need to stop dissin my counrty like that. I was readin this post and I was like all cryin and shit. Where I'm from isn't all ghetto or nuthin. Vancouver isn't all rugged and shit. Vancouver has the most drugs, prostitution, and violence in all of Canada, and it still isn't that bad. Most of it is all gangs. Like organized shit. Asians run tha city. And WS, you need to just calm down. I know your type. You just need to chill.
Y'all need to chizzill, it don't matter where ya from, or where ya @. We all love WC music, and you could enjoy it as much as anyone livin in Budpest or Cali. I myself live in Connecticut, and stay up to date as much as anyone. Peace
^TRUE^
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^what yo someone needs to represent foe us! ^
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I'm just tellin it like it is dogg.
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I'm from the city where they push rocks heavy/
cop pheddie/
and roll through blocks with knock in their box chevy!!!
thats right...Eastside Oakland Cali like whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)
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I'm from the city where they push rocks heavy/
cop pheddie/
and roll through blocks with knock in their box chevy!!!
thats right...Eastside Oakland Cali like whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)
look at dat...itz a fukin miracle, anotha muhafucka frum kali! lol. itz like seein a long lost memba of yo family, tryna find kali people on thiz board. Welcome home playa lol ;D
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Damn yo. Y'all really need to stop dissin my counrty like that. I was readin this post and I was like all cryin and shit. Where I'm from isn't all ghetto or nuthin. Vancouver isn't all rugged and shit. Vancouver has the most drugs, prostitution, and violence in all of Canada, and it still isn't that bad. Most of it is all gangs. Like organized shit. Asians run tha city. And WS, you need to just calm down. I know your type. You just need to chill.
yea man this shit is true. we dont live in igloos, or have per moose in tha backyard or say EH after every sentence. these are all just stereo types of canadians. us northern people aint that bad man. y'all need to chill and quit it wit tha beefs. i put this shit here to make y'all laff.
Peace
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lol, I didn't mean to piss of any canadians. I was just laughin at what tom had said earlier. Plus when WS was bustin on the US, I just shot back. I'm aware that people from canada don't say eh, or fuck moose. Just a joke. :)
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yo that shit bout florida aint true, not everybody got blue hair lol, and we dont do 35 on the interstate, we do at least 45 so we cant slowing tickets ;)
yo add Germany: one hand on wheel, doing 80 in the city, running over pedestrians and letting insurance pay the damage on the car.
peace