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Title: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: Sikotic™ on September 06, 2011, 06:45:45 PM
So I've been reading the Bible and praying like a muthafucka, yall! How come God ain't hearin me? Am I being impatient?

I asked God if my parents would get me Super Smash Bros. on Nintendo Gamecube, GTA3 on PS2 and a new Razor scooter and I didn't get any of that shit.

Any of y'all had your prayers answred before?

PEACE!
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: Chamillitary Click on September 06, 2011, 07:03:19 PM
I prayed you would morph back into the O.G. Sikotic.
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: Sir Petey on September 06, 2011, 08:03:18 PM
ive had a few prayers answered but its hard to say if it was just the luck of the draw or divine intervention...a few times i got the opposite of what i prayed for and it turned out for the best...
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: Jay Bananas on September 06, 2011, 10:56:15 PM
Yes, but only to rappers, athletes and other ignorant people in the first world.
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: Sccit on September 06, 2011, 11:47:54 PM
perhaps u dont get the concept...step it up.
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: Turf Hitta on September 09, 2011, 03:54:23 AM
If you believe god has a divine plan for each and every one of us, how can you at the same time believe that you can cuange his plan through prayer? Kinda defeats the fuckin purpose of the plan doesn't it? Now if the plan can't be changed, it kinda defeats the fuckin purpose of prayer doesn't it? Either way one or both of the plan/prayers are fucking stupid and pointless. Smh @ people who believe this nonsense
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: TraceOneInfinite Flat Earther 96' on September 09, 2011, 07:54:49 AM
Yeah, Allah will answer the prayers.  You just have to do it the right way...

-  First you have to make wudu (ablution) properly, washing with water your face, wrists, head, arms, ankles...   

-Then when you go to pray you first make clear to Allah that you intention is to pray for such and such thing.

-Then as you are praying, when you are in the bowing position of the prayer, and especially in the prostration position of the prayer (because the prostration position of an Islamic prayer is when you are said to be closest to Allah) you ask Allah for what you want.

-Then after completing the prayer you have to glorify Allah and mention his attributes, for example you say, "Ohhh Allah, you make the conditions for getting such and such, so please make it's attainment easy for me, you are the giver and there is nothing you are not capable of, you simply say "Be and it Is".

-Then you mention some of your good deeds to Allah, and ask for the thing on a account of your good deeds.  "Like Ohh Allah, On account of my deed of giving such and such for such person or doing such and such, please reward me with such and such thing."

-Then after finishing, open up your wallet and whatever cash you have in there, whether it's 1 dollar or 60 dollars (I only take 60 out of the ATM when I go to the ATM so I rarely have more than that in cash with me) you take whatever cash is in your wallet and drop it in the charity box of the masjid as you leave to purify your prayer.

Works for me!
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: Triple OG Rapsodie on September 09, 2011, 09:51:40 AM
God helps those who help themselves. Work hard and accomplish your goals on your own. And then give God all the credit for your success.
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: Chamillitary Click on September 09, 2011, 10:04:20 AM
LOL, Brian you're an idiot. What has your boy ever done for you? You're mentally retarded.
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: Mr. O on September 21, 2011, 07:43:39 PM
So I've been reading the Bible and praying like a muthafucka, yall! How come God ain't hearin me? Am I being impatient?

I asked God if my parents would get me Super Smash Bros. on Nintendo Gamecube, GTA3 on PS2 and a new Razor scooter and I didn't get any of that shit.

Any of y'all had your prayers answred before?

PEACE!
God answered to me..not all the time...but when I really need it.
It seems God will answer in time...if you truly believe in God, you will have faith.
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: Sikotic™ on September 21, 2011, 09:30:33 PM
So I've been reading the Bible and praying like a muthafucka, yall! How come God ain't hearin me? Am I being impatient?

I asked God if my parents would get me Super Smash Bros. on Nintendo Gamecube, GTA3 on PS2 and a new Razor scooter and I didn't get any of that shit.

Any of y'all had your prayers answred before?

PEACE!
God answered to me..not all the time...but when I really need it.
It seems God will answer in time...if you truly believe in God, you will have faith.
Well I need this Razor scooter now, nigga. I ain't got all day.
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: 2euce 7even on September 22, 2011, 04:58:52 AM
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I asked God if my parents would get me Super Smash Bros. on Nintendo Gamecube, GTA3 on PS2 and a new Razor scooter and I didn't get any of that shit.

lol. that ish is more serious than that.. u cant ask god for such things... ask god 4 wealth and happiness for you and your loved ones.
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: Sccit on September 22, 2011, 12:09:52 PM
so lemme get this straight...sikotic, u dont believe in God?
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: TraceOneInfinite Flat Earther 96' on September 23, 2011, 09:38:00 PM
So I've been reading the Bible and praying like a muthafucka, yall! How come God ain't hearin me? Am I being impatient?

I asked God if my parents would get me Super Smash Bros. on Nintendo Gamecube, GTA3 on PS2 and a new Razor scooter and I didn't get any of that shit.

Any of y'all had your prayers answred before?

PEACE!
God answered to me..not all the time...but when I really need it.
It seems God will answer in time...if you truly believe in God, you will have faith.

Yeah, if you pray and ask Allah in sincerity and certainty of faith then likewise Allah is sure to answer your prayer and give you what is asked.  But if there are doubts in your asking of Allah then it is doubtful that you will recieve what you asked for.

Often Allah may give and give and give a person yet that person may still complain, and when Allah removes the blessing again more complaining.  But the one who trusts in Allah, and for the one whom Allah alone is sufficient, he is satisfied in what Allah has given him.

And in your sorrow for what you have not been given you will find underneathe it there is a joy for what Allah has given before.

The fear of need, is a thirst that can never be quenched.

So pray and ask unto Allah and trust in Allah when you are in need.  Make yourself low and the waves of Allahs mercy will flow unto thee.

Allah is most abundant, and never say that Allah is in your heart, but rather that you are in the heart of Allah.  Dont ask to Allah to place something in your path, but rather walk in the path of Allah and find abundance in each and every step.

The focus is always upon Allah and not upon the thing that is being asked for.  For Allah is sufficient enough in Himself, and no additional need or want can be desired when ones eyes are fixed on Allah and only the attainment of Allahs pleasure becomes our need.  That is a need that Allah is happy to fullfill. 
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: Z the laidback Virus on October 05, 2011, 10:30:02 AM
He answers exactly as often as Batman, the Easter Bunny or King Kong answer your prayers.

The way to get what you want is to use your brains and hands and work for it, not to get on your knees and mumble to your imaginary friend.   
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: Sikotic™ on October 05, 2011, 11:32:54 AM
so lemme get this straight...sikotic, u dont believe in God?
Everybody jumps to that conclusion, but I do believe in a higher power. I don't believe anyone has a clue as to who or what it is though. Especially not some ancient civilizations with their old books.

I still didn't get my GameCube though.
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: OG Jaydc on October 05, 2011, 12:56:28 PM
Inventing a religion is like starting a bank. Limitless wealth. Hubbard knew the truth. Scientology>>>>>>>Muslims. Xenu would skull fuck that Faggot Allah
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: Shallow on October 05, 2011, 06:43:11 PM
Two times when I was a kid I didn't have my assignment finished the day before it was due and I prayed for a snowstorm to close down the school and both times it happened.
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: morbidenigma on October 07, 2011, 04:05:14 PM
this thread is a great example is why all the other countries in the developed countries in the western laugh at the USA

do dragons exists?

where can u find goblins ?

are they're tooth fairies ?

is having imaginery friends sane ?

is elvis alive ?

is bigfoot real ?

^^ we consider people publicly asking questions about a invisible impalpable metaphysical david blaine hiding in the sky that u americans call 'god' to be as preposterous and as self embarrassing as somebody who would ask the questions i listed.
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: Triple OG Rapsodie on October 07, 2011, 06:23:16 PM
Two times when I was a kid I didn't have my assignment finished the day before it was due and I prayed for a snowstorm to close down the school and both times it happened.

you also prayed for a big dick, alas it was not to be
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: jeromechickenbone on October 08, 2011, 11:37:39 AM
I usually make a point to be thankful for the good things I do already have, even something as trivial as my bed an apartment...millions and millions of people don't even have that. I usually just pray for strength and happiness, an to help to be a positive person. I don't usually pray for tangible items. And I feel like those prayers do get answered, just not on an obvious way. And sometimes they don't, but I think they don't because we often have lessons to learn, and that's why they aren't met sometimes.

And I def agree that "God" or whatever u wanna call it is not going to just give u things to make your life gravy, that's not the point of us being here in this incarnation at this time and place. Earth is a very difficult place, and the true test is how we as individuals handle the negativity that comes along with living in this prison planet. If u can live without envy, hate, or greed then I think that is the ultimate goal that needs to be met in this existence before we can move on to more utopian place and hang out with the grown ups.
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: 7even on October 08, 2011, 11:53:06 AM
^how do you explain incarnation when right now there are more people on earth than ever died before 1910? serious question, no diss.
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: jeromechickenbone on October 08, 2011, 02:21:37 PM
^how do you explain incarnation when right now there are more people on earth than ever died before 1910? serious question, no diss.

New souls are created all the time. Billions of them all thru the universe, not just earth.
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: Sikotic™ on October 16, 2011, 05:01:50 PM
I like how most people get this thread, but some people just don't.
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: Black Excellence on December 11, 2011, 02:54:02 PM
yes he does answer.
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: Fraxxx on December 11, 2011, 03:21:47 PM
So I've been reading the Bible and praying like a muthafucka, yall! How come God ain't hearin me? Am I being impatient?

I asked God if my parents would get me Super Smash Bros. on Nintendo Gamecube, GTA3 on PS2 and a new Razor scooter and I didn't get any of that shit.

Any of y'all had your prayers answred before?

PEACE!
God answered to me..not all the time...but when I really need it.
It seems God will answer in time...if you truly believe in God, you will have faith.
Well I need this Razor scooter now, nigga. I ain't got all day.

LOL

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I asked God if my parents would get me Super Smash Bros. on Nintendo Gamecube, GTA3 on PS2 and a new Razor scooter and I didn't get any of that shit.

u cant ask god for such things... ask god 4 wealth

LOLOLOL
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: morbidenigma on December 11, 2011, 06:06:20 PM
seriously u americans are as dumbs as middle easterns when its comes to belief in a imaginery semetic deity
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: Furor Teutonicus on December 12, 2011, 10:47:44 AM
I like how most people get this thread, but some people just don't.

 ;D

lol @ Gamecube. Obviously still not obvious enough for some people.
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: TraceOneInfinite Flat Earther 96' on December 13, 2011, 12:46:31 PM
seriously u americans are as dumbs as middle easterns when its comes to belief in a imaginery semetic deity

Simple logic would prove that we are here so therefore something must have created us as a people, or us as a world, or us as a Universe.  Therefore, Islam in essence is the worship of that Creator.  Whatever the highest Power is that's what a Muslim submits himself to in prayer.  And in that prayer the Muslim draws inspiration from his Creator to grow into God-consciousness. 

The Prophet Muhammad, pbuh, meditated in the cave of Hera and received inspiration from Allah through his meditations.   At the time of the Prophet Muhammad the poets were very powerful in Arab society.  So Allah blessed Muhammad with the Qu'ran, and the Qu'ran was a book of rhythm, rhyme, and great poetry for Muslims to meditate to and elevate themselves in knowledge and discipline.
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: morbidenigma on December 14, 2011, 09:07:06 AM
^^

oh yes, the marvellous sophistry of the god of the gaps  ::)

it it clearly irrational, not logical to think that a transparent intangible object with wings spoke to a 7th century capitalist merchant in a cave to spread the message...........there no way that can be incorrect RITE ? lol

go learn about quantam fluctuation
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: DeathChamberzMusic on February 19, 2012, 04:23:18 PM
So I've been reading the Bible and praying like a muthafucka, yall! How come God ain't hearin me? Am I being impatient?

I asked God if my parents would get me Super Smash Bros. on Nintendo Gamecube, GTA3 on PS2 and a new Razor scooter and I didn't get any of that shit.

Any of y'all had your prayers answred before?

PEACE!
GOd did answer you the answer was no.

God is not a genie
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: Hood Crawler on March 01, 2012, 11:45:10 AM
LOL, funny thread.  Wish I knew.  All I know is that I've been praying for a new ipod, money, new car and game cube and no answers yet...
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: Triple OG Rapsodie on March 04, 2012, 11:40:51 AM
So I've been reading the Bible and praying like a muthafucka, yall! How come God ain't hearin me? Am I being impatient?

I asked God if my parents would get me Super Smash Bros. on Nintendo Gamecube, GTA3 on PS2 and a new Razor scooter and I didn't get any of that shit.

Any of y'all had your prayers answred before?

For the first 10 days of human existence God was hard at work answering prayers. Then he was like fuck these bitchass humans always asking for stupid shit and started ignoring.
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: westcoast94 on April 27, 2012, 04:10:12 AM
Yeah, Allah will answer the prayers.  You just have to do it the right way...

-  First you have to make wudu (ablution) properly, washing with water your face, wrists, head, arms, ankles...   

-Then when you go to pray you first make clear to Allah that you intention is to pray for such and such thing.

-Then as you are praying, when you are in the bowing position of the prayer, and especially in the prostration position of the prayer (because the prostration position of an Islamic prayer is when you are said to be closest to Allah) you ask Allah for what you want.

-Then after completing the prayer you have to glorify Allah and mention his attributes, for example you say, "Ohhh Allah, you make the conditions for getting such and such, so please make it's attainment easy for me, you are the giver and there is nothing you are not capable of, you simply say "Be and it Is".

-Then you mention some of your good deeds to Allah, and ask for the thing on a account of your good deeds.  "Like Ohh Allah, On account of my deed of giving such and such for such person or doing such and such, please reward me with such and such thing."

-Then after finishing, open up your wallet and whatever cash you have in there, whether it's 1 dollar or 60 dollars (I only take 60 out of the ATM when I go to the ATM so I rarely have more than that in cash with me) you take whatever cash is in your wallet and drop it in the charity box of the masjid as you leave to purify your prayer.

Works for me!

WORK FOR ME TOO BRO & IT WORKS ALL THE TIME
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: Fraxxx on April 30, 2012, 08:22:00 AM
Yeah, Allah will answer the prayers.  You just have to do it the right way...

-  First you have to make wudu (ablution) properly, washing with water your face, wrists, head, arms, ankles...   

-Then when you go to pray you first make clear to Allah that you intention is to pray for such and such thing.

-Then as you are praying, when you are in the bowing position of the prayer, and especially in the prostration position of the prayer (because the prostration position of an Islamic prayer is when you are said to be closest to Allah) you ask Allah for what you want.

-Then after completing the prayer you have to glorify Allah and mention his attributes, for example you say, "Ohhh Allah, you make the conditions for getting such and such, so please make it's attainment easy for me, you are the giver and there is nothing you are not capable of, you simply say "Be and it Is".

-Then you mention some of your good deeds to Allah, and ask for the thing on a account of your good deeds.  "Like Ohh Allah, On account of my deed of giving such and such for such person or doing such and such, please reward me with such and such thing."

-Then after finishing, open up your wallet and whatever cash you have in there, whether it's 1 dollar or 60 dollars (I only take 60 out of the ATM when I go to the ATM so I rarely have more than that in cash with me) you take whatever cash is in your wallet and drop it in the charity box of the masjid as you leave to purify your prayer.

Works for me!

WORK FOR ME TOO BRO & IT WORKS ALL THE TIME

That's how I got married to a 7-year-old girl. The punanie is supertight!
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: Hood Crawler on May 31, 2012, 02:17:08 AM
So I've been reading the Bible and praying like a muthafucka, yall! How come God ain't hearin me? Am I being impatient?

I asked God if my parents would get me Super Smash Bros. on Nintendo Gamecube, GTA3 on PS2 and a new Razor scooter and I didn't get any of that shit.

Any of y'all had your prayers answred before?

For the first 10 days of human existence God was hard at work answering prayers. Then he was like fuck these bitchass humans always asking for stupid shit and started ignoring.

sounds about right
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: daWappla on June 02, 2012, 05:05:02 PM
When I was younger I used to pray here and there, but not for petty stuff like games or whatever but for stuff that I could have never had any input on. After all, I could get money and buy a game, or steal it or something. But you don't have influence on your uncle's fight with cancer and how he progresses or how the battle goes. And while my intellect told me that praying couldn't possibly work, I still did it just to have someone to "talk to", and hey, even if it doesn't work it won't hurt either.

So in the end I think it's just a way to get things off your chest and "put in someone else's hands".

Now while the thread doesn't seem to be meant as being too serious, all I have to say is: Who in their right mind wastes a prayer for a lame gamecube game? Should have went for a playstation bundle.
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: blcxm on June 02, 2012, 06:23:46 PM
praying is for the insecure and weakminded people with no heart. God is a santa for grownups.
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: un0mic on June 02, 2012, 06:53:23 PM
What is true... Is true for you...

Meaning prayer can work if you belive it will...

Prayer is just an analog way of using the law of attraction and making an Idol a middle man.
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: 7even on June 02, 2012, 07:58:27 PM
What is true... Is true for you...

Meaning prayer can work if you belive it will...

Prayer is just an analog way of using the law of attraction and making an Idol a middle man.

Lol, did Nik introduce you to that "The Secret" movie? LMFAO. Sigh nigga sigh
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: Sccit on June 02, 2012, 08:07:49 PM
What is true... Is true for you...

Meaning prayer can work if you belive it will...

Prayer is just an analog way of using the law of attraction and making an Idol a middle man.

Lol, did Nik introduce you to that "The Secret" movie? LMFAO. Sigh nigga sigh



U sound bitchmade
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: un0mic on June 02, 2012, 08:24:06 PM
What is true... Is true for you...

Meaning prayer can work if you believe it will...

Prayer is just an analog way of using the law of attraction and making an Idol a middle man.

Lol, did Nik introduce you to that "The Secret" movie? LMFAO. Sigh nigger sigh

No I came across the secret about 7 years ago but already believed the premise of the belief.
 
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: 7even on June 03, 2012, 05:27:21 AM
What is true... Is true for you...

Meaning prayer can work if you believe it will...

Prayer is just an analog way of using the law of attraction and making an Idol a middle man.

Lol, did Nik introduce you to that "The Secret" movie? LMFAO. Sigh nigger sigh

No I came across the secret about 7 years ago but already believed the premise of the belief.
 

If it were true, Megan Fox were due to fucking millions of ugly niggas and everybody would win millions in the lottery, etc

Nik would've already went plat with "I'm your boyfriend now nancy"
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: Sccit on June 03, 2012, 11:48:47 AM
What is true... Is true for you...

Meaning prayer can work if you believe it will...

Prayer is just an analog way of using the law of attraction and making an Idol a middle man.

Lol, did Nik introduce you to that "The Secret" movie? LMFAO. Sigh nigger sigh

No I came across the secret about 7 years ago but already believed the premise of the belief.
 

If it were true, Megan Fox were due to fucking millions of ugly niggas and everybody would win millions in the lottery, etc

Nik would've already went plat with "I'm your boyfriend now nancy"


10,000+ views on "evil makes my dick grow"....we almost there!
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: un0mic on June 03, 2012, 11:54:16 AM
What is true... Is true for you...

Meaning prayer can work if you believe it will...

Prayer is just an analog way of using the law of attraction and making an Idol a middle man.

Lol, did Nik introduce you to that "The Secret" movie? LMFAO. Sigh nigger sigh

No I came across the secret about 7 years ago but already believed the premise of the belief.
 

If it were true, Megan Fox were due to fucking millions of ugly niggas and everybody would win millions in the lottery, etc

Nik would've already went plat with "I'm your boyfriend now nancy"

Belief has to be stronger than the belief that is going against you...
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: Fraxxx on June 03, 2012, 12:37:35 PM
What is true... Is true for you...

Meaning prayer can work if you believe it will...

Prayer is just an analog way of using the law of attraction and making an Idol a middle man.

Lol, did Nik introduce you to that "The Secret" movie? LMFAO. Sigh nigger sigh

No I came across the secret about 7 years ago but already believed the premise of the belief.
 

If it were true, Megan Fox were due to fucking millions of ugly niggas and everybody would win millions in the lottery, etc

Nik would've already went plat with "I'm your boyfriend now nancy"

Belief has to be stronger than the belief that is going against you...


Haha, I would off myself immediately if the world was going only in ways the most fanatic pray for. :D

Cool system, though. But it must have been fucking boring 12 billion years for god until humans gained consciuousness then.

Do apes pray?

Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: un0mic on June 03, 2012, 02:35:14 PM
if you taught them to they would. prayer is a learned behavior... even tho it does work

i bet you can get an animal to give you a piece of it's life force or energy.
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: morbidenigma on June 05, 2012, 10:32:09 AM
praying don't work

however stealing and then asking for forgiveness works
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: Fraxxx on June 05, 2012, 10:44:48 AM
if you taught them to they would. prayer is a learned behavior... even tho it does work

i bet you can get an animal to give you a piece of it's life force or energy.

You mean the way you can get a piece of a virgin's life force? :-X
Title: Re: Does God really answer prayer?
Post by: O.G A.Geesta'z on October 13, 2012, 01:23:18 PM
He's answered my prayers before