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Title: Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Trauma-san on January 26, 2003, 02:00:37 AM
Here's my official list of Real people.  by reading their names, you should be able to figure out what makes them REAL but for me, being REAL means you don't give a SH*T what other people think, LOL.  Anyways, if yall have any to submit, mention them here, and I'll think about adding them to the list.  I probably forgot a ton of people too, but i'll put a little explanation why they're real.  Please keep in mind, that just because a person is Real, doesn't mean I agree with what they're doing, it just means that you have to give them credit for being pretty damn real.  

o.k., here we go.  

In no order:

George Bush - For trying to blow up other countries, even when the entire world is against it.  That's pretty real, he could cause the end of the world, all because of his opinion

Osama Bin Ladin - For dreaming up a plan to blow up two of the tallest buildings in the world, by wrecking planes into them, talking all that trash, then hiding for months in a cave.  I can't put my finger on it, but for some reason that's pretty damn real too.

Willie Nelson - For being a multi-millionaire, but only owning one guitar with a hole in it.  Also, for wearing braids in his hair, even though he's a guy; and then daring people to think he's gay.  Also, for making his own benefit concert to help himself pay off the money he stole from the IRS, lol.  Also, for being in his 70's, but still advocating marijuana use.

Frank Sinatra - everything he did was real.  He looked real, dressed real, talked real, acted real, though real, had real people around him.  His favorite color was Orange.  Enough said.

Bill Clinton - for having oral sex, then admitting it on t.v., then saying that by his definition, he didn't have sexual relations, it was just a blow job.  

Fat Joe - He's fat.  It's really, REALLY easy for fat people to be real, because they don't care that they're fat!  Anyways, he's most real, because he has a friend he calls "Fat Beezy" on mtv cribs.  He don't care that people think fat beezy is a funny name.  

Big Pun - For saying "I just lost 100 pounds, I'm tryna live!" then dying of obesity a few months later.  I don't give a crap, it's Real to do that.  

Hub - this redneck that owns a junkyard near my house.  When you go by, he's sitting in his truck, the truck has no driver side door, because somebody bought it from him.  Anyways, he leaves his house at 8a.m, and weighs about 300 pounds.  He sits in his truck all day, because he likes his truck.  If you go to the junkyard, he'll hear the dogs barking, and you'll hear put put put put put, and Hub will pull up in his truck, and go "what cha lookin' for?" LOL... at 5 or so, he goes back in the house, LOL.  That's real, he knows it's lazy, but DOESNT CARE! that's why it's real.

Daz Dillinger - For all the crackhead things he does.  Most notably for quitting the row, and stealing boxes and boxes of master tapes as he was heading out the door.  Once again, Knew it was wrong, didn't give a sh*t.  

This dude named "Stinky" that goes to the auction we go to.  Dude smells like PURE ASS, and everybody calls him stinky.  He still don't take a bath.  Again, I don't agree with it, but he don't care.  

Suge Knight - Suge's real because he actually tries, he actually even ATTEMPTED (when most people wouldn't have thought it possible) to convince the u.s. press that dr. dre once asked him how he could turn into a white man.  He knows nobody's gonna believe it, but yet he says it anyways.  = Real

R. Kelly - for getting caught having sex on t.v. with a underage girl, then saying it's not him in the video, when anybody from his momma to a 12 year old watching mtv could tell you there's no way it ISN'T him.  

Lots, Lots, and LOTS more real people.  If I think of more, I'll update the list.  Do yall know any real people?
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Sub-Z on January 26, 2003, 02:04:27 AM



<<everlast is real  just because he fuckin is god dammit
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Trauma-san on January 26, 2003, 02:07:26 AM
Um; no, NOT real.  Maybe later in life, though.  
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: STILLDRE IS THE GODFATHER on January 26, 2003, 03:29:30 AM
Here's my official list of Real people.  by reading their names, you should be able to figure out what makes them REAL but for me, being REAL means you don't give a SH*T what other people think, LOL.  Anyways, if yall have any to submit, mention them here, and I'll think about adding them to the list.  I probably forgot a ton of people too, but i'll put a little explanation why they're real.  Please keep in mind, that just because a person is Real, doesn't mean I agree with what they're doing, it just means that you have to give them credit for being pretty damn real.  

o.k., here we go.  

In no order:

George Bush - For trying to blow up other countries, even when the entire world is against it.  That's pretty real, he could cause the end of the world, all because of his opinion

Osama Bin Ladin - For dreaming up a plan to blow up two of the tallest buildings in the world, by wrecking planes into them, talking all that trash, then hiding for months in a cave.  I can't put my finger on it, but for some reason that's pretty damn real too.

Willie Nelson - For being a multi-millionaire, but only owning one guitar with a hole in it.  Also, for wearing braids in his hair, even though he's a guy; and then daring people to think he's gay.  Also, for making his own benefit concert to help himself pay off the money he stole from the IRS, lol.  Also, for being in his 70's, but still advocating marijuana use.

Frank Sinatra - everything he did was real.  He looked real, dressed real, talked real, acted real, though real, had real people around him.  His favorite color was Orange.  Enough said.

Bill Clinton - for having oral sex, then admitting it on t.v., then saying that by his definition, he didn't have sexual relations, it was just a blow job.  

Fat Joe - He's fat.  It's really, REALLY easy for fat people to be real, because they don't care that they're fat!  Anyways, he's most real, because he has a friend he calls "Fat Beezy" on mtv cribs.  He don't care that people think fat beezy is a funny name.  

Big Pun - For saying "I just lost 100 pounds, I'm tryna live!" then dying of obesity a few months later.  I don't give a crap, it's Real to do that.  

Hub - this redneck that owns a junkyard near my house.  When you go by, he's sitting in his truck, the truck has no driver side door, because somebody bought it from him.  Anyways, he leaves his house at 8a.m, and weighs about 300 pounds.  He sits in his truck all day, because he likes his truck.  If you go to the junkyard, he'll hear the dogs barking, and you'll hear put put put put put, and Hub will pull up in his truck, and go "what cha lookin' for?" LOL... at 5 or so, he goes back in the house, LOL.  That's real, he knows it's lazy, but DOESNT CARE! that's why it's real.

Daz Dillinger - For all the crackhead things he does.  Most notably for quitting the row, and stealing boxes and boxes of master tapes as he was heading out the door.  Once again, Knew it was wrong, didn't give a sh*t.  

This dude named "Stinky" that goes to the auction we go to.  Dude smells like PURE ASS, and everybody calls him stinky.  He still don't take a bath.  Again, I don't agree with it, but he don't care.  

Suge Knight - Suge's real because he actually tries, he actually even ATTEMPTED (when most people wouldn't have thought it possible) to convince the u.s. press that dr. dre once asked him how he could turn into a white man.  He knows nobody's gonna believe it, but yet he says it anyways.  = Real

R. Kelly - for getting caught having sex on t.v. with a underage girl, then saying it's not him in the video, when anybody from his momma to a 12 year old watching mtv could tell you there's no way it ISN'T him.  

Lots, Lots, and LOTS more real people.  If I think of more, I'll update the list.  Do yall know any real people?



daz would be top of the list id also add kurupt for going back to the row when he knew everybody else would flip
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: CharlieBrown on January 26, 2003, 03:50:04 AM
Ralph Nader.
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: infinite59 on January 26, 2003, 04:18:55 AM
LOL... Great post.. I loved the story about that redneck named Hub.  

Man.. but I think you may be confusing being "real" with being a "stubborn, selfish jerk".  Nonetheless, it was a very entertaining post.
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Trauma-san on January 26, 2003, 04:29:22 AM
Well, many of them are stubborn selfish jerks, but they're all still Real.  

CharlieBrown, what has Ralph Nader done that's real? (I dont' know much about him)
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: infinite59 on January 26, 2003, 04:52:37 AM
Well, many of them are stubborn selfish jerks, but they're all still Real.  

CharlieBrown, what has Ralph Nader done that's real? (I dont' know much about him)

Hmmmm............ I don't know man...... I mean..... they all do act a certain way that under your definition could make them real... but damn.. some of those things you describe really piss me off..lol, but maybe that's why they are real.  Yo, list some more Trauma, this was the most entertaining thing I read tonight.
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: .:DayGoStyLz:. on January 26, 2003, 04:53:16 AM



<<everlast is real  just because he fuckin is god dammit

REAL wack...confuzed fake ass rapper/country singer lol
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Trauma-san on January 26, 2003, 05:46:12 AM
Well, many of them are stubborn selfish jerks, but they're all still Real.  

CharlieBrown, what has Ralph Nader done that's real? (I dont' know much about him)

Hmmmm............ I don't know man...... I mean..... they all do act a certain way that under your definition could make them real... but damn.. some of those things you describe really piss me off..lol, but maybe that's why they are real.  Yo, list some more Trauma, this was the most entertaining thing I read tonight.

Well, Osama Bin Ladin pisses me off too, but that doesn't mean he ain't Real.  Also, Willie Nelson is a really nice guy, he's not selfish or a jerk, but he's still REAL because he does things his way.  See the difference?  


Anyways, here's some more, I guess


Some people just LOOK real.  Like I said before, being fat usually means your real.  For instance: Take Braddah Iz, the Hawaiian folk singer from the early 90's.  He was so fat he died from it, he couldn't even breathe.  He had a beautiful voice, and played a Eukelele, which is a really, REALLY small guitar.  Now, if you're THAT DAMN BIG, you need to play a sax, or something you blow into, with all that wind.  Or a standup bass, LOL or SOMETHIN big, Keyboard, something.  Instead, he played a Eukelele, and even sat the little thing on his stomach while he played it.  That's REAL AS HELL.  It's hard to get that real: you gotta be born with it, lol.

(http://www.pica-org.org/IZ/AfterGlow/IZ1.jpg)

^^ REAL AS HELL

Now, some people, they do real things.  Michael Jackson: gets accused of child molestation, and then on his next album writes a song called "Lost Children".  Questionable, Yes. But still Real.  HE DONT GIVE A CRAP! He don't care what people think.  He wanted to do it, so he did it.  It don't even matter if the song's any good or not, just the fact that he did it is real.  


Some people are real for doing stuff they have no damn business doing, and they know it, but yet they still do it.  Ray Benzino KNOWS he sucks.  He's got to.  There's no way he doesn't know that he's wack as hell.  Making 15 diss records to Eminem, after Eminem DESTROYED HIM shows that he don't care about crap.  Benzino calling Eminem's daughter Jon Benet Ramsey is REAL!  I know it ain't right, and he knows it ain't right, but he dont' give a crap.  He just don't care... Eminem's probably gonna kill him for it, as soon as his parole's over , but he still don't care.  

Some people are just Real because of their aura, like Frank Sinatra that I mentioned above.  Everything he does is Real.  For some reason, lots of black people are this kind of real.  Super-real people like this include Samuel L. Jackson, Elvis Pressley, Willie Nelson, Nate Dogg, The Notorious B.I.G., Jerry Butler, Issac Hayes, Al Green, and Mr. Biggs.  This is the "Just look at that somofabitch he's real as hell" type of real.  As soon as you see them, you think "DAMN HES REAL"
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Trauma-san on January 26, 2003, 05:54:29 AM
Oh, and maybe this will help, as comparison.


Nelly = Wearing a band-aid on his face, when everybody hates it, and it's just annoying.  NOT REAL.

Eric Clapton = Being the worlds greatest guitarist, owning 10,000 different guitars, but always playing the same plain white stratocaster - REAL.


Ja Rule - Flexing his muscles in all his videos, knowing damn well he don't HAVE any muscles - NOT REAL

Snoop Dogg - Actually Believing he's a superstar 70's Soul Singer, and Touring with a band he named "The Snoopadelics" - REAL


So I think a lot of it has to do with just doing things because you CAN, as opposed to because you SHOULD.  Like Eric Clapton CAN play any guitar he wants, but he CHOOSES to play the same damn one.  Snoop could be doing anything he wants right now, but what he WANTS to do is tour with a band, which he could have named anything he wants, but he wants to put his name on everything, LOL.  Ja Rule flexing his muscles is fake as hell, because he's trying to be something he isn't.  Snoop's doing the same thing, but he's pullin' it the hell off, too.  He can be a superstar from the 70's, Ja can't be muscular.  Elvis shot t.v. screens with pistols, because he had so much money, he could.  REAL.  Nelly is wearing a band-aid trying to start a trend.  It's not working, it's gay, it's NOT REAL.... Benzino making a diss song to Eminem isn't real; but the fact that he knows he lost, and still keeps trying really REALLY HARD, lol is pretty damn Real.  
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: infinite59 on January 26, 2003, 06:15:34 AM
Ohhh man.. that was good.... Trauma, you know we aren't cool with eachother and all... but this whole thread is great, very entertaining.. and in a akward way it's all true and somehow makes sense.. keep going.. or just Personal Message me with more real and unreal people.  You could do a standup routine for hours on this.
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Koncept on January 26, 2003, 12:51:13 PM
Koncept keeps it real ;D
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: bez on January 26, 2003, 12:58:06 PM
I thought the list was fucked up.  U r basically saying well done to people  who have abused there position or caused or tried to cos shit on the world. How the fuck can you say Osma Bin Laden is real. What the fuck!
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: bLaDe HeLi[X] on January 26, 2003, 01:52:39 PM
LOL man, no one can convince a man like Trauma can, I agree with every thing he said in this thread LOL.. *clicks props*

  -{bLaDe}
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Tha_Reverend on January 26, 2003, 02:51:46 PM
hmmm......can't forget Jesus Christ.  the realest mu phunka out there ;)



and ME, Nate Dogg tha Rev Tree Trunk Hoe Slappa.  where am I on that list? :'(
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: .:TimeLock:. on January 26, 2003, 02:58:22 PM





<---real
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: DPG4lyfe on January 26, 2003, 03:16:09 PM
i would have to say Snoopy cuzz he didnt care wut NOBODY said he waz jus another O.G. (even tho he iz a cartoon)

Micheal Jackson -obiously he doesnt care cuzz look at his face

Micheal Jordan (cuzz he waz a hero to all)

Andy Koffman- cuzz he said alot of shyt and wasent scared of shyt
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Lil Suge Knight on January 26, 2003, 04:37:21 PM
Scott Steiner is real...........he dont give a shit
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: .:Hercy Buggz:. on January 26, 2003, 05:39:50 PM
man..where is Michael jackson he's the realest muthafucka alive
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Jome on January 26, 2003, 05:59:25 PM
Nelly = Wearing a band-aid on his face, when everybody hates it, and it's just annoying.  NOT REAL.  

I have a few complaints..

Nelly might not be real, but that reason you stated there is wrong.
He's not wearing it to piss people off, he's doing it to honor his dead homie, which name I can't remember, and is probably unknown.
That is pretty real, even if it looks kinda stupid..

Suge Knight REAL ??
How is going on TV to tell lie after lie after lie etc. real??
It might be amusing and funny, but real it's NOT.

Michael Jackson is NOT the realest mothafucka alive.. a few arguments:
* He tries to be something that he ISN'T, white!!
* He is a snake when it comes to business, and a smooth bastard..
Even when people sue him to get the money M.J. rightfully own them, M.J. tries to declare himself bankrupt to avoid paying them the money.. get that.. a man with $250.000.000 in the bank..
He has scammed a couple of people through his career this dude, pleez believe..
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: bez on January 26, 2003, 06:15:22 PM
on point there Jome.  I think the list is fucked up.
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Kaidy on January 26, 2003, 08:51:33 PM
I don't really agree with the list but I guess it depends on how you define 'real'. I understand Trauma's logic though, that real equals not giving a fuck what others think.
 
To me the realest people are the ones who don't have to keep telling everyone they're real. People who just do their thing and don't try to live up to an image or a profile. By this logic J-Lo and Ja Rule clearly aren't real, no matter how much they say it.
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: OmNIsCiUs on January 26, 2003, 09:48:35 PM
Relax people, its just a very amusing thread, nothing to be sat down and analysed. He's just having fun! Thanks Trauma
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Immortal on January 27, 2003, 12:31:51 AM
<---- this pic in my avatar is real

Immortal Technique---real as ever can be

Ras Kass--real
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Trauma-san on January 27, 2003, 01:52:56 AM
I thought the list was fucked up.  U r basically saying well done to people  who have abused there position or caused or tried to cos shit on the world. How the fuck can you say Osma Bin Laden is real. What the fuck!

I never said I was giving them a 'well done'... you must not have read any of it.  Like I said, I don't agree with what some of them are doing, I'm just saying they're real.  
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Trauma-san on January 27, 2003, 01:55:02 AM
Scott Steiner is real...........he dont give a shit

Yes.  Scott Steiner is added to my list, for two reasons.

One of my friends went to a match onetime, steiner was getting in the ring... My friend yells "DAMN! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT ARM!" and Steiner  yelled back "YOU OUGTA SEE THE SIZE OF MY DICK"

REAL.  

And, also, because he got arrested about 5 years ago, for driving through a construction zone.  The road was blocked off (he was in a big truck), and the dude wouldn't let him by, and Steiner was like "BOY, YOU BETTER MOVE, OR I'M gonna run over you!" the guy wouldn't get out of the way, so Steiner took off crashing through the barrier and all that.  Why I don't know, but it's pretty real that he did that.  
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Trauma-san on January 27, 2003, 01:56:18 AM
man..where is Michael jackson he's the realest muthafucka alive

Yeah; I already mentioned him up above.  Peace~
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Trauma-san on January 27, 2003, 01:58:07 AM
Nelly = Wearing a band-aid on his face, when everybody hates it, and it's just annoying.  NOT REAL.  

I have a few complaints..

Nelly might not be real, but that reason you stated there is wrong.
He's not wearing it to piss people off, he's doing it to honor his dead homie, which name I can't remember, and is probably unknown.
That is pretty real, even if it looks kinda stupid..

Suge Knight REAL ??
How is going on TV to tell lie after lie after lie etc. real??
It might be amusing and funny, but real it's NOT.

Michael Jackson is NOT the realest mothafucka alive.. a few arguments:
* He tries to be something that he ISN'T, white!!
* He is a snake when it comes to business, and a smooth bastard..
Even when people sue him to get the money M.J. rightfully own them, M.J. tries to declare himself bankrupt to avoid paying them the money.. get that.. a man with $250.000.000 in the bank..
He has scammed a couple of people through his career this dude, pleez believe..

BITCH PLEASE, LOL.  First, Nelly will never, ever be Real.  Anybody can look at Suge Knight and tell he's real as hell.  Third, Mike's not trying to be white, it's called Vitiligo.  I can't believe you're still trying to say that.  Mike's also never tried to declare bankruptcy, what the hell are you smoking? Any proof for those malicious statements, or do you just not like ugly people?  
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: infinite59 on January 27, 2003, 03:37:46 AM
Okay.. this is a suggestion for your list according to your standards Trauma... what about...

Dennis Rodman

He sounds like a cat that would make your list.
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Trauma-san on January 27, 2003, 04:55:01 AM
Yeah, Dennis Rodman is real, because of several several things.  Anybody that acts like a total jerk, but when it COMES RIGHT DOWN TO IT, is better than everyone else in the world at something, is real.  He drank a lot (I dissaprove).. he partied a lot (I dissaprove)... He dressed up like a woman (I dissaprove)... He has tatoos all over his body (I dissaprove).... He's a man slut (I dissaprove)... He has Ugly hair (I dissaprove)... but no matter what you wanna say about him, he's still one of the greatest basketball players (defensively) that ever lived.  So that's pretty real.  
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: .:DayGoStyLz:. on January 27, 2003, 05:33:04 AM
what about Andre frum outkast? Anybody who can wear shoulder-padz, fur bootz, feathered pants, a blond wig, and a pink cape...and not feel like a fag, must REALLY not give a shit about what anybody thinks lol



My list...

REAL:

Charles Barkely, ive never seen him hold in what he feels. If he doesnt like u, he says it.

E-40, constantly puts out classic recordz...without changin his style to conform to the "radio friendly" wayz of other "rappers".

Muhammed Ali, shit...no need to explain.

Roy Jones Jr., very similar to Ali IMO. Tells u what he thinks about u, then whoops yur ass to prove he's right lol

David Robinson, alwayz one of my favorite players in tha league. Jus got alotta respect for him, he's been dealing with multiple injuries thru the later years of his career, and never once complains about them, or uses them as excuses.

Shaq, i didnt like him at first when he came in the league. But gained respect for him the lass few years. Mostly last year, when he didnt bitch about his injuries in the playoffs.



REAL FAKE:

P-Diddy, nuff said. I respect him as a business man...but thas it. Tryin way to hard to be thugged out on tha videoz...and...cmon man lol letz be real about it..

Kobe, anyone who tries to "be like Mike" on every occasion....is jus fake to me.

J-Lo/Mariah Carey, they get tha same response lol. Their whole personality changes...dependin on where they are. Shit, when Mariah get on BET....all of a sudden shes "a quarter Black" lol. Bullshit. Same wit J-ho..uhh...J-Lo.

Oscar De La Hoya, i dunno bout this guy. Jus gotta little bit too much sugar in the tank.....if u know wha i mean lol. Plus, i seen East LA before....and if he aint tha 'smiliest' muthafucka i eva seen frum East LA, i dunno who is lol.





i dunno, mah list goez on and on....but i dont feel like writin no more lol

Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Jome on January 27, 2003, 04:31:27 PM

BITCH PLEASE, LOL.  First, Nelly will never, ever be Real.  Anybody can look at Suge Knight and tell he's real as hell.  Third, Mike's not trying to be white, it's called Vitiligo.  I can't believe you're still trying to say that.  Mike's also never tried to declare bankruptcy, what the hell are you smoking? Any proof for those malicious statements, or do you just not like ugly people?  

::)  :P

I never said Nelly was real, but wearing the bandaid to honor his dead homie, is not being fake at least, and particulary when he knows everybody hates it.
So he can be fake in 374 other ways, but this reason was wack.

I seen some documentaries and read some about M.J. and his business is shady, to say the least..

* He paid millions of $$$ to avoid being sued for sexual harrasment or whatever, even if he knows that this means that he'll be known as a phedophile the rest of his life..

* M.J. have a skin-decease?? What about the doctors that say they have operated him? And the money-transactions he made for these?
And why do they find several opened tubes of skin-bleech in his dressing-room after each concert?
He wants to be white, and everybody knows it!

* M.J. is a business-genius, but some of his deals are shady as fuck.
The other documentary I saw the other day, was about a man who was owed money by M.J.
The dude sued him several times to get his money, and all the times M.J. & some of his brothers tried to declare themself bankrupt, and thereby not needing to pay him the money.
It ended up with the court confiscating all of the Jacksons-family personal belongings, and giving it to the plaintiff, and he would get to sell it if M.J. & co. didn't pay what they owed the plaintiff..
In the documentary they went through a lot of the shit, and it was obviously real, as there were tons of childhood-photos, stage-clothes with their name on, and lotsa other stuff.
They are going to auction it, and they believe that they will get about $500.000 to $800.000 for it.
So I'm not making up shit.. and this was made by BBC as far as I can remember.. and they are definately NOT making up shit.

And that's why M.J. is NOT the "realest mothafucka alive"!!!
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 27, 2003, 07:27:27 PM

Kobe, anyone who tries to "be like Mike" on every occasion....is jus fake to me.





How the hell does he try to be like Mike? Just cuz Kobe and Mike have the same all-around style of playing basketball, doesn't mean Kobe is trying to be like Mike...Mike wasn't even Kobe's favorite player, Magic was...'nuff said...PeACe
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: ZILLA THA GOODFELLA on January 27, 2003, 07:42:27 PM
I dunno about Nelly wearing that 2 honor his dead homie......Left Eye from TLC started that whole thing, Gyrls alwayz use 2 do that shit back in 95-96, it's just gay seeing a guy do it......And if he really wanted to honor his dead homie LIKE THAT then he should tattoo a tear comin down from his eyes......It just seems 2 me Nelly has given a reason just to justify his stupidity......if he waz Really REAL, then he wouldn't give a fuck what people say about tha bandaid......In interviews, he would just say i'm bringing tha trend back......He would be classified as GAY but at tha same time REAL......









Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: .:Hercy Buggz:. on January 27, 2003, 08:25:34 PM


REAL FAKE:

P-Diddy, nuff said. I respect him as a business man...but thas it. Tryin way to hard to be thugged out on tha videoz...and...cmon man lol letz be real about it..



J-Lo/Mariah Carey, they get tha same response lol. Their whole personality changes...dependin on where they are. Shit, when Mariah get on BET....all of a sudden shes "a quarter Black" lol. Bullshit. Same wit J-ho..uhh...J-Lo.

I dont Think Puffy is thuggin in is videos in fact he never did

and for Mariah actin like a black well I think she's half black or sumthin but for J-Lo im down with what u said fuck J-Ho
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: HBKid_Jr on January 27, 2003, 08:31:14 PM
*looks at list an doesnt see name,  walks outta thread crying*
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Jome on January 27, 2003, 09:01:49 PM
I dunno about Nelly wearing that 2 honor his dead homie......Left Eye from TLC started that whole thing, Gyrls alwayz use 2 do that shit back in 95-96, it's just gay seeing a guy do it......And if he really wanted to honor his dead homie LIKE THAT then he should tattoo a tear comin down from his eyes......It just seems 2 me Nelly has given a reason just to justify his stupidity......if he waz Really REAL, then he wouldn't give a fuck what people say about tha bandaid......In interviews, he would just say i'm bringing tha trend back......He would be classified as GAY but at tha same time REAL......


He said in a interview "Im wearing it to honor my dead homie <insert name>, he got shot" or something to that extent.
But fuck Nelly anyways, he's a wack ass pop-singer.
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Post by: Trauma-san on January 27, 2003, 09:53:28 PM
Jome, everything you said is totally twisted, LOL you must have not been paying attention.  Michaels Dad didn't pay some bills a couple years ago, so they showed up with a truck and took some of his stuff out of the house to pay the bills.  Mike doesn't live with his dad, neither do his brothers, it has nothing to do with them.  They would have took the house too, except Mike paid for the thing for them.  Mike's dad was the jackson 5's buisness manager, and got all the money from their performances, so it's pretty sad that he can't afford a light bill, but that's not Mike's fault, and it doesn't have anything to do with anybody suing him, or anything, it's all his dad! LOL

All the crap about "Well, I heard they find skin bleaching cream after concerts!" Are you seriously that ignorant that you believe that?   You mean to tell me you haven't heard of vitiligo? Do you know any black people? LOL I've known several with Vitiligo, it's not like it's something that popped up out of nowhere.  

I just eradicated every objection you had, now go ahead, say he's real.  
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Jome on January 27, 2003, 10:10:56 PM
OK, he's real..haha  ;)
Well, there's obviously different takes on it, as I WAS paying attention..
I won't argue with M.J. stuff with you anyways, LoL..
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: .:DayGoStyLz:. on January 28, 2003, 03:44:32 AM


REAL FAKE:

P-Diddy, nuff said. I respect him as a business man...but thas it. Tryin way to hard to be thugged out on tha videoz...and...cmon man lol letz be real about it..



J-Lo/Mariah Carey, they get tha same response lol. Their whole personality changes...dependin on where they are. Shit, when Mariah get on BET....all of a sudden shes "a quarter Black" lol. Bullshit. Same wit J-ho..uhh...J-Lo.

I dont Think Puffy is thuggin in is videos in fact he never did

and for Mariah actin like a black well I think she's half black or sumthin but for J-Lo im down with what u said fuck J-Ho

nah, i aint sayin she "acts black". Cuz that dont mean shit to me. Im sayin, she only claims her 1/4 blackside...when shes around black people lol. The rest of tha time she'z jus this stuck up bitch, then when shes in a rap video...all of a sudden shez ghetto. LOL! J-Lo is tha same.

As for NIK...lol Howd I know tha #1 Kobe D/r would respond to that?! Im surprised u beat Jake tho lol. Naw, but he does IMO, try to act like Mike on every occasion. Shit, have u even seen tha fool walk...he's even started walkin like Mike lol. He got his bitchass carried off the court last year in the playoffs....only to return a quarter later (without even a limp) and be the savior (ie, Mike against the Jazz). FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^not tah mention, those Puffy/J-Lo/Top Gun sunglasses he be wearin...lol...aint helpin none  ;D
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 29, 2003, 07:33:35 PM

As for NIK...lol Howd I know tha #1 Kobe D/r would respond to that?! Im surprised u beat Jake tho lol. Naw, but he does IMO, try to act like Mike on every occasion. Shit, have u even seen tha fool walk...he's even started walkin like Mike lol. He got his bitchass carried off the court last year in the playoffs....only to return a quarter later (without even a limp) and be the savior (ie, Mike against the Jazz). FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^not tah mention, those Puffy/J-Lo/Top Gun sunglasses he be wearin...lol...aint helpin none  ;D



LmAO...That's about the dumbest thing i've ever heard...People stay hatin' on Kobe...PeACe
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: .:DayGoStyLz:. on January 29, 2003, 09:24:56 PM
LmAO...That's about the dumbest thing i've ever heard...People stay hatin' on Kobe...PeACe

lol how come if 500 people dont like ONE person...u assume its the 500 that are crazy? LOL. I mean, people on thiz board dont like Ja-Rule all that much...are we all jus crazy haters then? lol
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 29, 2003, 09:32:14 PM
LmAO...That's about the dumbest thing i've ever heard...People stay hatin' on Kobe...PeACe

lol how come if 500 people dont like ONE person...u assume its the 500 that are crazy? LOL. I mean, people on thiz board dont like Ja-Rule all that much...are we all jus crazy haters then? lol



500 people don't like Kobe?...Why did he get more votes than any other player in the NBA for the All-Star team then?
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: .:DayGoStyLz:. on January 29, 2003, 09:57:51 PM
LmAO...That's about the dumbest thing i've ever heard...People stay hatin' on Kobe...PeACe

lol how come if 500 people dont like ONE person...u assume its the 500 that are crazy? LOL. I mean, people on thiz board dont like Ja-Rule all that much...are we all jus crazy haters then? lol



500 people don't like Kobe?...Why did he get more votes than any other player in the NBA for the All-Star team then?

i dunno, why is a Ja-Rule a platinum artist? Does that mean he's a 'real thug' all of a sudden? lol

BTW, way more then 500 people dont like Kobe lol
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 29, 2003, 10:06:51 PM
I meant 500 people on this board...All Basketball heads know Kobe is the best in the game right now...PeACe
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: .:DayGoStyLz:. on January 29, 2003, 10:12:45 PM
I meant 500 people on this board...All Basketball heads know Kobe is the best in the game right now...PeACe

lol ive played more basketball then youve probably watched...and i dont think he's the best. He is good, i aint denyin that at all. His game is tight as hell IMO. But i dont think he tha best. And on this thread, i aint sayin his game is fake lol. Im saying HE is fake.
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on February 02, 2003, 05:05:40 PM
I meant 500 people on this board...All Basketball heads know Kobe is the best in the game right now...PeACe

lol ive played more basketball then youve probably watched...

Haha!
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: .:DayGoStyLz:. on February 02, 2003, 08:13:57 PM
I meant 500 people on this board...All Basketball heads know Kobe is the best in the game right now...PeACe

lol ive played more basketball then youve probably watched...

Haha!

LOL i forgot....yur in that Isreali Basketball League  ;D
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Trauma-san on February 02, 2003, 08:25:07 PM
Another great post ruined by immature bitching.  Grow up, yall.  
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: .:DayGoStyLz:. on February 02, 2003, 08:33:25 PM
Another great post ruined by immature bitching.  Grow up, yall.  


dont we think highly of ourself?  ;D
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Trauma-san on February 02, 2003, 08:39:39 PM
Well, just read it, LOL.  Everybody was having a good time, discussing something stupid and fun, then these guys come along (Like usual) and bring up the same tired nonsense.  
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: .:DayGoStyLz:. on February 02, 2003, 08:42:28 PM
Well, just read it, LOL.  Everybody was having a good time, discussing something stupid and fun, then these guys come along (Like usual) and bring up the same tired nonsense.  

i feel u, i knew as soon as i put Kobe on my list...sumbody would come in here crying about it lol. But oh well, it was mah opinion...
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Trauma-san on February 02, 2003, 08:58:47 PM
Exactly, it's alright to disagree, but to go on and on and on and on
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: OmNIsCiUs on February 03, 2003, 03:35:48 AM
lol its true about (almost) every thread having arguements like this... in fact I remember when I first found this forum n I was talking to ma friend on phone and I described at as bein "a funny ass place where there are bitchfights on every thread" obviously at the time I didn't know i'd end up being a regular here but ah well.
Title: Re:Trauma's Official List of REAL People
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on February 03, 2003, 11:45:46 AM


LOL i forgot....yur in that Isreali Basketball League  ;D



I live in LA, you shit...