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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: budsmokeronly on January 28, 2003, 06:48:04 PM
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Fuck Pigs, wannabe pigs, and anyone who likes pigs. Fuck them all. This is ridiculous. I just got another bicycle ticket, this time for not having a light on and riding at night. This is my 3rd fucking bicycle ticket in this goddamn town, and I have yet to ever get a ticket while driving. I try and do good u know, ride my bike when I can to help out with traffic, the environment, etc. And this is what I get in fuckin return!!! Plus all the other stupid bullshit that I have dealt with pigs. Fuck em!!!! That is 3 bicycle tickets in 3 years. Fuck that. 187 on a mutha fuckin cop!!! The tight ass pigs in my town give out J-walking tickets!!!! How ridiculous is that? My other bike tickets were for running a stop sign at a 4 stop intersection with no other cars around, and the other one was for running a red light, even tho I was turning right. And the time that I ran the red light the fuckin pig also gave me a fix it ticket for not having good enuff brakes. What the fuck is this world comming to? you can barely scratch your balls without getting fined. Police ain't never done a damn positive thang for me. Fuck police, Fuck the Government, Fuck the Law.
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lmao....a bike ticket?...lmao....damn foo i swear that shit had me rollin when i read it...i can just see ur ass bumpin C-Bo on ur bike...LOL...gangsta!!!!
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at least they didnt throw you off yur bike and beat you with their night sticks
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LMAO.. what's that about? like a fine, or is it just warnings??
J-walking is funny shit, the day they introduce that here, I think it's going to be demonstrations and shit..
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LMAO @ Bike Tickets
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Today... just like 2 hours ago... picked up a half ounce a couple blocks down... and right when I turn onto tha main street this cop pulls up behind me... and I change lanes and he changes lanes too.. and I turn and he turns too... I swear I thought tha muthafucker was gonna pull me over... but I was pretty close to my house and I got here. I think it's cuz I wear glasses.... and for some reason... Cops dont seem to fuck with guys on trucks...
For real though..... a Bike ticket? that shis is dumb... where tha fuck do you live? Pleasantville? LMAO @ a "Fix It" ticket... I didnt even know that shit existed... I didnt even know brakes on Bikes could get fucked up... so I guess that means you alwayz roll around with a Helmet on... cuz you know better.... LOL... sorry homie.. but thats gay...
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Today... just like 2 hours ago... picked up a half ounce a couple blocks down... and right when I turn onto tha main street this cop pulls up behind me... and I change lanes and he changes lanes too.. and I turn and he turns too... I swear I thought tha muthafucker was gonna pull me over... but I was pretty close to my house and I got here. I think it's cuz I wear glasses.... and for some reason... Cops dont seem to fuck with guys on trucks...
LMAO...i think its the glasses...cuz i never get fucked with in my truck...i think its cuz they think im white...
LOL... sorry homie.. but thats gay...
LMAO!!!
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yeah this shit ain't no warning. It is a fine for sure. I'm not sure how much tho. but the fine for running a stop sign was like $70, the fine for running the stoplight was $280. Luckily I got out of paying both those fines, because I went to bike safety school, which is a fuckin joke, cost like $35 each time and takes like 2 or 3 hours. I figure this ticket is gonna cost me like $50 and I can't go to bike safety school for it because I already gone too many times. I don't have $50 to give to my bitch ass spineless government, I'm a broke mutha fucka. And I wish that that fag did throw me off my bike and beat me with his nightstick, cause then I would sue the mutha fuckas. Yeah I think this is the only town in the entire world that gives out bike tickets and J-walking tickets. Too bad these worthless ass pigs can't do anything more than that. All they do is bust college students for that type of shit, dui's, mip's, urinating in public, dip, and busting parties. Nothin really bad ever happens in my town, so the cops ain't got nothin to do, but give fines to already broke ass college students. Its fucking pathetic. A few months ago some pigs tried taking me to jail for throwning a road construction cone in the street, LOL! You can picture how ghetto my town is from those examples, nothing but straight crime, thugz, bangerz, and hustlaz. (for those who can't figure it out, that last sentence was pure sarcasm.)
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the cops here dont care what you do,a month ago this grocer ystore that is RIGHT BESIDE the police dept. was gettin robbed,and the store manager ran outta the store to the police dept. AND THEY COPS WOULDNT EVEN LET HIM IN lmao,so of course the ppl robbin the store got away easily...
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where tha fuck do you live? Pleasantville?
i can just see ur ass bumpin C-Bo on ur bike...LOL...gangsta!!!!
LMAO thats some funny ish. That sucks for Grundy tho. You should move to England man, the police don't really do anything round here, especially menial shit like bike tickets. hahaha fuck em
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Luckily I got out of paying both those fines, because I went to bike safety school, which is a fuckin joke
LMAO bike safety school?!?...LMAO...this is the funniest thread ever i swear...
I figure this ticket is gonna cost me like $50 and I can't go to bike safety school for it because I already gone too many times.
LMAO TOO MANY TIMES!!!!!!!....LMAO!!!...damn that shit is funny...gettin mad ass tix on ur bike...thats g'd up...
All they do is bust college students for that type of shit, dui's urinating in public
LMAO urinating in public...what do u expect to happen>?
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All I know is i dont wanna move to Grundy's town, what with psycho cyclists, people pissing on the streets and cones everywhere. sounds scary
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I went to bike safety school
I figure this ticket is gonna cost me like $50 and I can't go to bike safety school for it because I already gone too many times.
A few months ago some pigs tried taking me to jail for throwning a road construction cone in the street, LOL!
All I know is i dont wanna move to Grundy's town, what with psycho cyclists, people pissing on the streets and cones everywhere. sounds scary
LMAO ;D ;D ;D
This thread is hilarious..
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You should have just tried to book it..... take off... Police Pursuit with like 3 bike cops behind you... that shit would be hilarious... SCAREST POLICE CHASES 5
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You should have just tried to book it..... take off... Police Pursuit with like 3 bike cops behind you... that shit would be hilarious... SCAREST POLICE CHASES
more like Americas Dumbest Criminals haha
*Best Thread Ever*
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You should have just tried to book it..... take off... Police Pursuit with like 3 bike cops behind you... that shit would be hilarious... SCAREST POLICE CHASES 5
there is no way I could have made it. It was a motorcycle cop and he pretty much turned his motorcycle like sideways into the bike lane. Oh yeah and I was only like 200 yds from my house, which makes the whole thing even more ridiculous.
LMAO urinating in public...what do u expect to happen>?
hella fools in my town get these citations, cause man when u been drinkin, sometimes u just gotta piss. here is a funny story for u guys, 100% true, I kid u not:
U all should know what mardi gras is. Its that big parade where u give beads to girls and they show u their tits. Well the mardi gras parade in my town used to be huge. People said it was the second biggest one next to the New Orleans celebration. Well anyone it was a great day to party and have tons of fun, and see hella titties. Well before I went downtown for the parade, me and a bunch of friends just got completely wasted. I was so fucked up it was ridiculous. anyway we are down at the parade and there is thousands of people downtown and we are all having a great time. So then I have to take a piss, and I was so wasted that goin in an outhouse didn't even cross my mind. so I cruise around the corner of a building away from the parade where no one is around, and start to take a piss. In the middle of my piss I see these two cops walking up to me, and I think oh shit. As they get closer I see their badges and shit and I see that they are not official police, but rather rent-a-cop type pigs. So I keep pissing and I ask them what they r gonna do. they say well we are gonna hold u here and call the san luis police and they are gonna come write you a ticket. Now I knew they wouldn't just write me a ticket, I knew they would take me to jail, especially cause I was so wasted. Now all I could think of was there was no way I was goin to jail that night. So as soon as I zipped up my pants I take off running. The cops run after me and tackle me to the ground. Then we get up and they got me and I say "alright man, you can let go of me, I ain't gonna run anymore." and the dumbfuck lets go of me. So what do I do, I take off running again, and this type I made it back to near where the parade was and then they tackled me again. This time I made it back to where some of my friends were, and they saw me and they came over. I started yelling at my friends "help me, fuck these cops, punch the mutha fuckas, help me get away!!!" and my friends are there yelling shit at the cops and talking shit. This whole time I am struggling to get away from the cops and sometimes I get away for a few feet and then they tackle me again. By this time there were 5 cops on me trying to hold me down. Then a news reporter was walking by, and one of my friends who knows a lot about the law, yells at the news reporter "hey come film this, look at these security gaurds, look what they are doing, thats illegal!" I had no idea that the camera was around tho. So then I get up off the ground and they still got a hold of me, and I take one more rush to get away. I get out of their grip and I start running. I ran towards this truck and their was a very narrow passage between the truck and the wall and it was my only path. I start to run towards that path and then I see people comming the other way and there was no way I could make it thru. so I drop to the ground and I scramble underneath the truck and I end up in the middle of the parade. I am in the middle of this huge crowd of people and they are all goin the opposite way of me. I just keep running and shoving my way thru the crowd. I take all my beads off and throw them up into the air, which cause a huge commotion, and then I took off my overshirt and threw it up in the air and just kept running. I made it away. This whole time I had no idea that the news camera was there. The next night I was just about to go to bed, when I got a phone call. The girl goes "Jackson, your famous!", and I'm like "what r u talking about?" she says "I just saw u on the news getting arrested at mardi gras!" LOL. Also my friends told me that in the process of running away I ran smack dab into an outhouse, and bounced off and kept running. I had no reccolection of that at all. They also said that I took off a rearview mirror of a superduty truck with my head, that I also have no reccolection of. And then some other friends told me that they heard on the radio, the news people talking about all the arrests and then they say "...except for this one young man, who got away" For like half a year after that people who I was kinda friends with, but didn't know that well would come up to me and say, man I saw u on the news. LOL. I have had a few altercations with the police since then and one time this cop says "were u here for mardi gras?" and I just say nope. then the cop tonight says, "u look familiar, do u have a lot of altercations with the police around here?" LOL. and then my roomate is friends with this one wannabe pig, and I always get into arguments with him about cop type stuff. and he is always talking bout how its impossible to run from the police, blah, blah , blah. I just sit there and laugh. I never told him this story, but I know whats up. U thought this thread was funny b4, now whatcha think.
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! damn G you FUNNY
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LOOOL!! THis Thread is classic! lol god damnnn! ima leave now before the whole hood wakes up..
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This is, by far, the funniest thread ever on WCC.
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LOL damn im with $uga Foot, this is one o the funniest posts on WCC
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Yeah I went to a police acaademy but...FUCK DA POLICE!!! goddamn dude I bought sum liquor last weekend and my frend from a diff univ got caught wit my liquor, damn faggot campus cop called the REAL cops and homeey has a court appearance...plus homeys 20 years old too...how gay can you get >:(
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damn grundy ur a fuckin funny ass muthafucka...u truely are the most gangsta white boy i know...i swear...first ur stealin gas in oklahoma...then ur gettin a ridiculous amount of bike tickets...now this story about gettin beat down by flashlight cops for pissin in public...HOT DAMN!!!...someone make this thread sticky...its too classic to get lost...LMAO!!!!...grundy for president!!!!!!!!!!!
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lmao u shud get arrested for bein gay enough to ride a bike ....... bet it's got 1 of those "ding ding" silver bells too!! oh and a basket for ur groceries at the front!!
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^That Was Hilarious!^
Dike
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damn grundy ur a fuckin funny ass muthafucka...u truely are the most gangsta white boy i know...i swear...first ur stealin gas in oklahoma...then ur gettin a ridiculous amount of bike tickets...now this story about gettin beat down by flashlight cops for pissin in public...HOT DAMN!!!...someone make this thread sticky...its too classic to get lost...LMAO!!!!...grundy for president!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH HAHAHAHAA
how could i have been sleepin on this thread?
HAHAHA oh my god this shit is so funny.. i woke up my mom and my sisters ROFLAMO hahahaah damn!!!!
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this shit is funny ;D
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lmao u shud get arrested for bein gay enough to ride a bike ....... bet it's got 1 of those "ding ding" silver bells too!! oh and a basket for ur groceries at the front!!
Right on man. Damn you're good. You must be one of those psycics that can talk to the dead and shit huh. Here is a more detailed description of the bike though:
it is pink and it has tassles on the ends of the handlebars. It has 3 different bells, a basket which I usually use to carry my crochet stuff, because in my spare time I like to nit sweaters and crochet stuff. It also has one of those bannana seats. And I only ride my bike in spandex shorts and shirt, bright florescent colors. and days when I am feeling really rebelious I stick baseball cards in the spokes to make it sound like a motorcycle. VROOOOOOM VROOOOOM!!!!!! (yeah I make sounds like when I ride.)
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lets see i've gotten arrested 2wice, for stolen bikes, and got arrested 2wice by bicycle police, for....you know some sheeeit.
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LMAO@Acgrundy...
LMAO@Getting tickets for pissing...
What's next? Tickets for picking your ass in public?
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hey i aint a man lol
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hey i aint a man lol
Ohh shit are U serious??? I thought U were like one of those wierdos every message board has, like I always thought U had sex-change surgery or some shit like that, I dunno why maybe it jus clicked in my head the first time I saw ur pic or something...
;D jk
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OOOOOOOHHHHHHH
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alot of police are bitches i admit, but.....we do need them in our communities.
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Speaking of police lemme tell yall a sotry that happened to me last weekend..
Like I have mentioned on this campus we have RSO's, or campus police, and those guys are the biggest punks around...they write ppl up for just smellin like alkahol, write up court appearances for 20 year olds caught with alkahol, and wack BS like that...of course shits real strict especially wit alkahol in my campus UCSD...but anyway heres a cool story...
Last weekend I went over to UCLA to visit my homeboy A, and my homies J and A2, came over to chill too...so anyway we all decided to smoke out that nite cuz there were no parties goin on and we all love bud, except for the UCLA homey of mine, A...but we convinced him to smoke too ;D so anyway we found these trees and started gettin fucked up as fuck, lol...so anyway we head back to A's room and chill and A's roomate, Y wanted to get high too...but everybody was too lazy to smoke him out..so being da opurtunist I am I got my homey J(who slangs) to hook me up wit a couple joints n I left wit Y to smoke him out(of course he had to pay fo da joints ;) ) so anyway we goto the trees again but find out that the winds to strong to even think about smokin weed...we come out of da trees into the desolate parking lot and squat next to da car and lite up da joint. while we smoke, a cop car rolls by kinda far, but close enuff to see us, and then the cop car backs up and enters da parking lot...while I am stoned as fuck and Y is getitn pretty high...I was scared shitless but I always maintain my cool...Y is almost gunna run away but Im like chill the fuck out what U doin foo...the cop rolls by and asks us what we're doing, LOL...with the smell of burnin reefer n all. We go, We're jus talkin....hes lie why do I smell smoke...were u guys smokin out? Y is like naaw, but there were some cigarette buts on the floor...lol...so then the cop kinda pulls him away and questions him(maybe cuz he seems more nervous I guess..) and I found out the cop asked him what they REALLY were doing..Y said that we were talkin cuz I had a fite wit his roomate, my homey A...LOL...so anyway the cop comes back and hes like Im sorry for disturbin yall lately theres been car thefts, a murder, and a couple rapes...so i jus gotta make sure..DAMN im like shit this cops fuckin apologizin and all!!! he could seardch us cuz he smelled weed, but DAMN he didnt cuz this muthafucka had his head right and knew we aint gunna do nuthin harmless..instead he focuses on the shit HE NEEDS to focus about-real crime. Man I got a lot of respect for that cop and damn yall all cops aint punk ass muthafuckaz after all. Thats ma story, peace. 8)
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yeah i hate cops.....
PEACE