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Title: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Heinz on April 30, 2013, 01:14:58 AM
REAL niggaz kick you in the jaw!

(http://i42.tinypic.com/4eruw.jpg)

One Man Army flying through the sky!
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Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Chamillitary Click on April 30, 2013, 06:41:37 AM
Classic Material ain't shit.
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Sccit on May 02, 2013, 10:28:37 PM
DAMN SON, U REALLY DO LOOK LIKE BUSHWICK BILL
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Heinz on May 03, 2013, 12:09:06 AM
DAMN SON, U REALLY DO LOOK LIKE BUSHWICK BILL

Thank you.

He is actually distant family.
He usually comes to the yearly family barbeques. Has some crazy stories.
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Will_B on May 03, 2013, 01:01:36 AM
DAMN SON, U REALLY DO LOOK LIKE BUSHWICK BILL

Thank you.

He is actually distant family.
He usually comes to the yearly family barbeques. Has some crazy stories.

So you one of those rare midget Black Jews I've read about in national geographic huh
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Hack Wilson - real on May 03, 2013, 11:27:18 AM
the dayton fly kick looks deadly
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: K-MACC on May 03, 2013, 12:38:01 PM
so your a black german jew midget in ohio. this cant be life
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Sccit on May 03, 2013, 12:51:41 PM
the original black man was a jew.
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Heinz on May 03, 2013, 12:57:07 PM
so your a black german jew midget in ohio. this cant be life

Trying to label me is narrow minded of you.
My life is multifaceted and incredibly rich, don't get caught up in the small mundane details of my person.
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Will_B on May 03, 2013, 01:00:21 PM
so your a black german jew midget in ohio. this cant be life

Trying to label me is narrow minded of you.
My life is multifaceted and incredibly rich, don't get caught up in the small mundane details of my person.

Very eloquently put.

I think you're a fake though. Far too articulate, for a black (midget) jew.
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Sccit on May 03, 2013, 01:01:41 PM
so your a black german jew midget in ohio. this cant be life

Trying to label me is narrow minded of you.
My life is multifaceted and incredibly rich, don't get caught up in the small mundane details of my person.

Very eloquently put.

I think you're a fake though. Far too articulate, for a black (midget) jew.


"too articulate" and "jew" don't belong in the same sentence.
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Will_B on May 03, 2013, 01:03:12 PM
so your a black german jew midget in ohio. this cant be life

Trying to label me is narrow minded of you.
My life is multifaceted and incredibly rich, don't get caught up in the small mundane details of my person.

Very eloquently put.

I think you're a fake though. Far too articulate, for a black (midget) jew.


"too articulate" and "jew" don't belong in the same sentence.

The black midget in him changes the equation
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Heinz on May 03, 2013, 01:23:42 PM
the dayton fly kick looks deadly

Depends on the intention behind it.
I have mastered it to a surgical precision so it can be considered dentistry.

When my master Ching Pong Liu started training me I was a joke. I would break a guys jaw straight off, not very elegant.
Now I don't have to use my hands at all when I fight.
My advantage is my height, most people think someone my stature wouldn't be able to jump high... but I can jump almost twice my own height if I have proper momentum.
My master trained me the old chinese way when it came to jumping high:

You start by digging a shallow hole in the ground, a foot in height. You jump up and down from the hole every day for a certain amount of hours 7 days straight.
Then you dig the hole an inch deeper for every 7 days.
After half a year you have added 26 inches to that foot you started with.
Everyone reaches a maximum, it averages around 5-6 feet.

Rest in peace Ching Pong Liu a true master.
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Black Excellence on May 03, 2013, 01:43:26 PM
so your a black german jew midget in ohio. this cant be life
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: un0mic on May 03, 2013, 01:54:59 PM
Wowzers
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Black Excellence on May 03, 2013, 02:49:22 PM
this nigga talkin' all this dayton fag kick shit like i'm supposed to be scared
come out here wit that your legs will get shot off while you still in the air.
have ya mom cryin' cause her midget baby dyin'
them hot ones'll have ya ass sizzlin' like you in a pan fryin'.
fuck around and think new jersey soft if you want to but i'll tell u what you won't do
come out out here and make it back the same way u came
ya body found pigs can't even identify this lame.
these boys out here hungry they'll take ya shit
and them two stilts you call legs won't help you wit shit.
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Heinz on May 03, 2013, 02:56:15 PM
this nigga talkin' all this dayton fag kick shit like i'm supposed to be scared
come out here wit that your legs will get shot off while you still in the air.
have ya mom cryin' cause her midget baby dyin'
them hot ones'll have ya ass sizzlin' like you in a pan fryin'.
fuck around and think new jersey soft if you want to but i'll tell u what you won't do
come out out here and make it back the same way u came
ya body found pigs can't even identify this lame.
these boys out here hungry they'll take ya shit
and them two stilts you call legs won't help you wit shit.


I am blushing. You paid someone to write some poetry for you in my honor.
This ontop of all your emotional PM's really touches my heart.
I am having second thoughts about kicking your teeth out...
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Ghost Drebin on May 03, 2013, 03:08:10 PM
the dayton fly kick looks deadly

Depends on the intention behind it.
I have mastered it to a surgical precision so it can be considered dentistry.

When my master Ching Pong Liu started training me I was a joke. I would break a guys jaw straight off, not very elegant.
Now I don't have to use my hands at all when I fight.
My advantage is my height, most people think someone my stature wouldn't be able to jump high... but I can jump almost twice my own height if I have proper momentum.
My master trained me the old chinese way when it came to jumping high:

You start by digging a shallow hole in the ground, a foot in height. You jump up and down from the hole every day for a certain amount of hours 7 days straight.
Then you dig the hole an inch deeper for every 7 days.
After half a year you have added 26 inches to that foot you started with.
Everyone reaches a maximum, it averages around 5-6 feet.

Rest in peace Ching Pong Liu a true master.

This is some gangsta shit right here.
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Heinz on May 03, 2013, 03:25:17 PM
the dayton fly kick looks deadly

Depends on the intention behind it.
I have mastered it to a surgical precision so it can be considered dentistry.

When my master Ching Pong Liu started training me I was a joke. I would break a guys jaw straight off, not very elegant.
Now I don't have to use my hands at all when I fight.
My advantage is my height, most people think someone my stature wouldn't be able to jump high... but I can jump almost twice my own height if I have proper momentum.
My master trained me the old chinese way when it came to jumping high:

You start by digging a shallow hole in the ground, a foot in height. You jump up and down from the hole every day for a certain amount of hours 7 days straight.
Then you dig the hole an inch deeper for every 7 days.
After half a year you have added 26 inches to that foot you started with.
Everyone reaches a maximum, it averages around 5-6 feet.

Rest in peace Ching Pong Liu a true master.

This is some gangsta shit right here.

Ching Pong Liu used to read comic books with one leg on the ground and the other one flat in the ceiling.
Due to my VC I was never able to do that so I perfected the flykick instead.
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Ghost Drebin on May 03, 2013, 03:26:33 PM
Have a prop in the memory of Master Liu 8)
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Heinz on May 03, 2013, 03:29:26 PM
Have a prop in the memory of Master Liu 8)

Xičxič

If you are ever in Dayton I will give you a free lesson.
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Sccit on May 03, 2013, 03:30:39 PM
the dayton fly kick looks deadly

Depends on the intention behind it.
I have mastered it to a surgical precision so it can be considered dentistry.

When my master Ching Pong Liu started training me I was a joke. I would break a guys jaw straight off, not very elegant.
Now I don't have to use my hands at all when I fight.
My advantage is my height, most people think someone my stature wouldn't be able to jump high... but I can jump almost twice my own height if I have proper momentum.
My master trained me the old chinese way when it came to jumping high:

You start by digging a shallow hole in the ground, a foot in height. You jump up and down from the hole every day for a certain amount of hours 7 days straight.
Then you dig the hole an inch deeper for every 7 days.
After half a year you have added 26 inches to that foot you started with.
Everyone reaches a maximum, it averages around 5-6 feet.

Rest in peace Ching Pong Liu a true master.


damn...been tryna get my boosties back. good idea.
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Hack Wilson - real on May 03, 2013, 03:46:55 PM
the original black man was a jew.

no, the jew was originally a black man
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Sccit on May 03, 2013, 03:54:36 PM
the original black man was a jew.

no, the jew was originally a black man


same shiet
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Desert Lord on May 03, 2013, 05:02:31 PM
the original black man was a jew.

no, the jew was originally a black man


same shiet

no, it ain't
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Sccit on May 03, 2013, 05:03:18 PM
the original black man was a jew.

no, the jew was originally a black man


same shiet

no, it ain't

well, what i say stands...the first black man was a jew, brobro
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Desert Lord on May 03, 2013, 05:07:33 PM
back then there was no religions like judaism
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Sccit on May 03, 2013, 05:08:58 PM
back then there was no religions like judaism


i disagree...according to jewish texts, judaism was the first written religion, but thats all based on personal belief, as there is no proof.
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Desert Lord on May 03, 2013, 05:12:02 PM
back then there was no religions like judaism


i disagree...according to jewish texts, judaism was the first written religion, but thats all based on personal belief, as there is no proof.

agreed!
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Hack Wilson - real on May 03, 2013, 05:13:36 PM
i think the first religion was the church of the Dark Carnival
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Heinz on May 23, 2013, 02:55:13 AM
I once had a master named Ching Pong Liu.
He was the greatest to ever teach Kung Fu.
Prepared me for the rough streets of Dayton
With a fly kick powerful enough to defeat Satan.
Next time you want to come at with me with some bullshit
prepare for a kick to the face, backflip, split lip.
To those that want to bring it, bring it.
Whistling without teeth: impossible,
instead try singing, singing.
Outer space, seeing stars blinking
your head will be ringing, ringing.
They say: kick rocks and keep it moving.
Nigga I kick teeth and keep on grooving, grooving.
Now back to my beloved master
he met his fate in a train wreck disaster.
I will forever give him my props
for showing me an alternative to poppin' Glocks.

R.I.P Ching Pong Liu.

(http://i44.tinypic.com/e9eyq0.jpg)
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Okka on May 23, 2013, 03:28:27 AM
Even Chuck Norris ain't fuckin' with this.
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Sir Petey on May 23, 2013, 09:30:33 AM
so your a black german jew midget in ohio. this cant be life

Trying to label me is narrow minded of you.
My life is multifaceted and incredibly rich, don't get caught up in the small mundane details of my person.

Very eloquently put.

I think you're a fake though. Far too articulate, for a black (midget) jew.



wow had will pegged as alot of shit but not a racist...this is reason number 468 why will is not to be befriended.


467 is his halitosis and chronic gingivitis.

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4767662592/hF7AC9F08/)
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Sccit on May 23, 2013, 09:33:01 AM
cupa' tea n some crumpets?
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Sir Petey on May 23, 2013, 12:13:36 PM
bloke, dont be a fanny fart ya wanker!
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Heinz on June 15, 2013, 06:57:56 AM
so your a black german jew midget in ohio. this cant be life

Trying to label me is narrow minded of you.
My life is multifaceted and incredibly rich, don't get caught up in the small mundane details of my person.

Very eloquently put.

I think you're a fake though. Far too articulate, for a black (midget) jew.



wow had will pegged as alot of shit but not a racist...


Is he saying that blacks aren't very articulate, or midgets, or is it the jew?
Or all of the above?
If he is only talking about midgets I don't think it qualifies as racism but every other option does.

Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Sir Petey on June 15, 2013, 05:51:30 PM
so your a black german jew midget in ohio. this cant be life

Trying to label me is narrow minded of you.
My life is multifaceted and incredibly rich, don't get caught up in the small mundane details of my person.

Very eloquently put.

I think you're a fake though. Far too articulate, for a black (midget) jew.



wow had will pegged as alot of shit but not a racist...this is reason number 468 why will is not to be befriended.


467 is his halitosis and chronic gingivitis.

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4767662592/hF7AC9F08/)
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Heinz on June 18, 2013, 12:18:53 AM
so your a black german jew midget in ohio. this cant be life

Trying to label me is narrow minded of you.
My life is multifaceted and incredibly rich, don't get caught up in the small mundane details of my person.

Very eloquently put.

I think you're a fake though. Far too articulate, for a black (midget) jew.



wow had will pegged as alot of shit but not a racist...this is reason number 468 why will is not to be befriended.


467 is his halitosis and chronic gingivitis.

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4767662592/hF7AC9F08/)

Is that Christopher Hitchens in the picture?
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Hack Wilson - real on June 18, 2013, 12:04:42 PM
Can the Dayton Flykick be used in mixed martial arts?
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Heinz on June 18, 2013, 12:30:54 PM
Go ask Steven Seagal.

Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: daytondanger on September 05, 2014, 08:27:42 AM
DFK 4 Life!
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: Heinz on September 05, 2014, 02:48:39 PM
The fraudulent will continue perpetrating.
Almost as embarrassing as Will's use of the banana smiley as defecation repellent.
In no way is that Dayton.

.
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: J. B A N A N A S on September 08, 2014, 03:15:31 PM
Ohio Chatter Forum.
Title: Re: Dayton Fly Kick: Watch Your Mouth!!!
Post by: daytondanger on September 23, 2014, 08:17:31 AM
Ohio Chatter Forum.