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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: TraceOneInfinite Flat Earther 96' on March 11, 2014, 03:26:47 PM
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You dirty kuffar turn your underwear into diapers. Rubbing poop with a napkin isn't going to do anything but spread that shit around like dried up peanut butter. That shit is nasty. Then to make it worse you all don't wash off your dick with water either after you pee... you leave excess all over your underwear and pants... damn you filthy kuffar!!
Shit... they don't even have toilet paper in Africa. And even some masjids in America don't even have toilet paper.... In Africa they don't even have the toilet seat often times. Same with some masjids in America they don't even have the toilet seat.
In Africa, you often see just a whole in the ground, a watering pot, and no toilet paper. They don't have gas stations and public restrooms everywhere that you stop in McDonalds and go use the restroom. The bathroom is the side of the rode in some bushes. You take a bottle full of water, pull your pants down and do your thing. You wipe your ass spotless clean with water and wash your dick off as well. Then once you get to some soap you wash off your left hand, but you never use your right hand to wipe your ass because you use that hand to eat.
...This is basic stuff every human being should know. But if you haven't learned it yet, you should consider converting to Islam.
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I guess converting to islam for the sake of skidmark free underwear is a valid point.
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I guess converting to islam for the sake of skidmark free underwear is a valid point.
Islam cleans you up both outside and in. A lot of the perversion that takes place at this forum would not occur if everyone converted to Islam and elected me as their Imam. I was the official Imam of the dubcc back in 2002, elected and approved by the likes of Siavash, Rodzilla, King Tech, Illmatic, and others.
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religion is for weak people and islam and chirstianity are 2 dumbest religions ever
this pretty summarize all
(http://mattcbr.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/sciencevsfaith.png)
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I use pages from the koran instead of toilet paper. Sometimes the prophet mohamed comes up from hell and does it for me.
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i ran out of toilet paper once when i lived all alone and i used dampened pages from a phone book to wipe my ass.
u do what u gotta do.
keep some hand sanatizer for that left hand on your next trip
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never ran out of TP before 8)
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I ran out once and had to use my socks real spit
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religion is for weak people and islam and chirstianity are 2 dumbest religions ever
this pretty summarize all
(http://mattcbr.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/sciencevsfaith.png)
DOUCHE SHIET
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religion is for weak people and islam and chirstianity are 2 dumbest religions ever
this pretty summarize all
Then who do you thank when you see the break of day or some good ish?
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religion is for weak people and islam and chirstianity are 2 dumbest religions ever
this pretty summarize all
Then who do you thank when you see the break of day or some good ish?
Friedrich Nietzsche and Tupac Amaru Shakur.
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Threads like this one are the reason why hardly anyone here takes you serious and you get shitted on left and right. I guess you are good at heart but expressing ignorant stuff like that won't help you and most importantly not anyone else. Everything to you is a e-dick measurement contest even though you might not realize and surely not admit it. But why dou you have to bring something like that up, out of the blue? Did you look for things that make you "better" than others and for once were tired of "associating" yourself with DR, Pac and whoever you think is admirable? Show me the passage in the Quaran where it explicitly states that you have to wash you ass with just water and your bare hands. And besides that, you ever heard about that crazy thing called baby wipes? Maybe some people use them? And maybe the craziest of the bunch might even have a bidet at home? Or just fucking maybe most people are not stupid enough to wipe the shit all over their butt cheeks?
I feel sorry for every muslim that has to read the shit you are expressing. Doesn't every religion teach humility at some point? If you were so serious about your religion than you would keep your mouth shut, you ignorant wannabe.
No wonder you don't use toilet paper, you save every fucking cent so you can fly to Africa and get ripped of by the people there, then come back to your online diary and tell us how awesome it was. Make believe.
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religion is for weak people and islam and chirstianity are 2 dumbest religions ever
this pretty summarize all
Then who do you thank when you see the break of day or some good ish?
a what? break of the day is a normal thing it will happen regardless, so why i should thank anyone for that
and if i see something good i will just say 'fuck yeah its nice' but i wont thanks to some imaginary thing which does not exist
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religion is for weak people and islam and chirstianity are 2 dumbest religions ever
this pretty summarize all
Then who do you thank when you see the break of day or some good ish?
a what? break of the day is a normal thing it will happen regardless, so why i should thank anyone for that
and if i see something good i will just say 'fuck yeah its nice' but i wont thanks to some imaginary thing which does not exist
I can picture you sitting in the Poznan sunrise eating your canned kielbasa's saying: 'fuck yeah its nice' while bumping some Treali Deuce smoking a blunt.
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I do agree with brother Ibrahim,
That cleaning like he describes is more beneficial.
Not only is water better for the delicate parts of you lowerbody.
Dry Paper is too rough for that part of the body.
It will also have you feel clean once you are finished.
That said, the suggestion of one member that you can use baby-tissues is also good.
You can combine them.
first use baby-tissues and finish with water.
Most mothers do that when the baby is dirty. Only us adult stop that.
But I would also have one advise to brother Ibrahim.
If you want to teach brothers and sisters on this forum about the ethics of Islam.
you should be a role model of those same ethics.
Unfortunately you choose the attack mode of a legitimate subject.
Why call them Kuffar (non-believers) you can not look into their hearts.
Call them Brothers and sisters in humanity.
In the Quran, G_d mentioned to talk to people with good/kind words and respect and to talk with arguments.
Not disrespecting people because they have a different lifestyle.
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Sometimes after I really blow up the toilet I'll have to shower.
Allah Akbar.
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You dirty kuffar turn your underwear into diapers. Rubbing poop with a napkin isn't going to do anything but spread that shit around like dried up peanut butter. That shit is nasty. Then to make it worse you all don't wash off your dick with water either after you pee... you leave excess all over your underwear and pants... damn you filthy kuffar!!
Shit... they don't even have toilet paper in Africa. And even some masjids in America don't even have toilet paper.... In Africa they don't even have the toilet seat often times. Same with some masjids in America they don't even have the toilet seat.
In Africa, you often see just a whole in the ground, a watering pot, and no toilet paper. They don't have gas stations and public restrooms everywhere that you stop in McDonalds and go use the restroom. The bathroom is the side of the rode in some bushes. You take a bottle full of water, pull your pants down and do your thing. You wipe your ass spotless clean with water and wash your dick off as well. Then once you get to some soap you wash off your left hand, but you never use your right hand to wipe your ass because you use that hand to eat.
...This is basic stuff every human being should know. But if you haven't learned it yet, you should consider converting to Islam.
1st: do you think all africans are muslims? the majority are christians man..2nd what do you mean with "take a bottle full of water and do your thing", you put that bottle in your butt or what? i can't imagine how that would be "cleaner" in any way...the baby wipe thing seems to be the cleanest way to me
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religion is for weak people and islam and chirstianity are 2 dumbest religions ever
this pretty summarize all
Then who do you thank when you see the break of day or some good ish?
a what? break of the day is a normal thing it will happen regardless, so why i should thank anyone for that
and if i see something good i will just say 'fuck yeah its nice' but i wont thanks to some imaginary thing which does not exist
I can picture you sitting in the Poznan sunrise eating your canned kielbasa's saying: 'fuck yeah its nice' while bumping some Treali Deuce smoking a blunt.
lmao
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this is the professional american method.
only sophisticated americans have figured this out...pay attention amatuer shitters im about to drop game.
lay down a strip of toilet paper on top of the water to minimize splashback.
proceed to shit
afterwards use the best toilet paper your buget can allow to wipe the majority of shit from your ass....corn chunks, peanut fragments etc.
then proceed to using a flushable moistened wipe to detail clean your asshole.
*protip: follow up with a single wipe form a dry sheet if the feeling of wet cheeks bothers you.
one of the few things i envy euros for is they have bidets. id love to spray my ass and junk clean everytime i use the bathroom...my homeboy tone cant shit with out taking ashower immediately afterwards. nigga wouldnt even ask you hed be all in your towels and shit.
hes in jail now i wonder how thats working out for him.
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When I lived in Miami my crib had a bidet. Shit was high pressure as fuck, if u opened it all the way up it would hit the ceiling for real. Glad I test drove it first before using it. It's a phenomenal thing tho and should be required in every home.
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an anal douche with the same water bottle everyone uses in the bushes in africa sounds much cleaner. getting shit on your hand on purpose is definitely more civilized as well. for real i always try to time my shits with showers if possible. and if youre worried abut a couple drops of piss in your boxers youre more of a woman than i thought
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also when youre at your shithole apartment in kansas city do you wipe your ass with your hand or what? you trying to say you never use toilet paper at all? and this is all pretty ironic coming from the lying wigger who self admittedly wipes old people's assholes for 10 punk ass dollars an hour
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if your ass gets particularly messy more fibre might be a good idea. the best shits always come clean out - hardly any, if any residue.
keep that shit on a shit to shit basis.
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also when youre at your shithole apartment in kansas city do you wipe your ass with your hand or what? you trying to say you never use toilet paper at all? and this is all pretty ironic coming from the lying wigger who self admittedly wipes old people's assholes for 10 punk ass dollars an hour
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if your ass gets particularly messy more fibre might be a good idea. the best shits always come clean out - hardly any, if any residue.
keep that shit on a shit to shit basis.
i do a strong dose of metamucil about five nights a week before bed and wake up and take extremely satisfying shits.
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if your ass gets particularly messy more fibre might be a good idea. the best shits always come clean out - hardly any, if any residue.
keep that shit on a shit to shit basis.
i do a strong dose of metamucil about five nights a week before bed and wake up and take extremely satisfying shits.
sounds good, nothing beats a good shit and it's hard to get enough fibre. i think as you get older the sensation of a well formed, sticky, solid shit popping out can almost be orgasmic. i also find the good herb keeps the digestion working nicely. my shits normally suffer and get a little sloppy if i'm taking a break off the weed. hard life.
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Why are you asking questions about ass-wiping and dicks?
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Wow Muslims even think they better than everyone else because of the way people wipe they arse? Most Elitist religion fucking EVER! ( i know you cant judge a whole religion on one fanatic but this is a good example of the way that most Muslim(seem) to think).
I use pages from the koran instead of toilet paper. Sometimes the prophet mohamed comes up from hell and does it for me.
:laugh:
Maybe you should go to Japan? No they aint Islamic but apparently all of their toilets wash out your arse and even dry it afterwards?
Who the fuck washes their dick after a piss? lol i guess your Muslim so you dont drink beer, ha ha imagine when you are hitting the beers hard and you break the seal and need to wash your dick every drunken piss.
Kinds reminds me of that Sugafree lyric where he putting a bitch in her place(lol). something like "bitch tellin me to wash my hands after i touch my dick, i said listen here bitch i wash my hands before i touch my dick"...
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if your ass gets particularly messy more fibre might be a good idea. the best shits always come clean out - hardly any, if any residue.
keep that shit on a shit to shit basis.
i do a strong dose of metamucil about five nights a week before bed and wake up and take extremely satisfying shits.
sounds good, nothing beats a good shit and it's hard to get enough fibre. i think as you get older the sensation of a well formed, sticky, solid shit popping out can almost be orgasmic. i also find the good herb keeps the digestion working nicely. my shits normally suffer and get a little sloppy if i'm taking a break off the weed. hard life.
yeah a good smoke often leads to a strong deuce...im not sure about orgasmic but i certainly feel rejuvenated and invigorated after a huge sinus clearing pre shower dump. lol who was the guy on da sauce that said he liked the sensation of pushing a turd out of your ass and said thats the whole reason we have nerve endings down there is for that feeling (of pushing objects thru your rectum)??? lol one of you fools said that shit hahahaha was it rapsody?
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I think the word to describe it is a feeling of relief.
The same goes for the following situations:
When you are in the airplane and had a long journey and you are about to exit the flight.
The same feeling of relief, the same feeling when you can stretch your legs and walk freely.
The same goes when your blatter is all full... and not a restroom in a mile. After you relief yourself... well you get the picture.
We should not be assoctiating these acts with any sexual feelings like orgasm.
That is when satan comes sitting next to you and whispers you that there is more to it then just the feeling of relief.
keep yourself healthy in good shape and remember Satan is indeed your enemy. The devil is in the details....
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I think the word to describe it is a feeling of relief.
The same goes for the following situations:
When you are in the airplane and had a long journey and you are about to exit the flight.
The same feeling of relief, the same feeling when you can stretch your legs and walk freely.
The same goes when your blatter is all full... and not a restroom in a mile. After you relief yourself... well you get the picture.
We should not be assoctiating these acts with any sexual feelings like orgasm.
That is when satan comes sitting next to you and whispers you that there is more to it then just the feeling of relief.
keep yourself healthy in good shape and remember Satan is indeed your enemy. The devil is in the details....
ok if you're going to take it literally let me rephrase 'almost orgasmic' to intensely vitalizing & invigorating. not getting off on pooping or poop, that's not normal at all.
as far as the devil stuff, i can't say i agree with an outlook where you need to 'remember satan is your enemy'. you don't need a religious context to live with love and in tune with nature, it's far more simple than that. our own egos are the enemy here.
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I do agree with brother Ibrahim,
That cleaning like he describes is more beneficial.
Not only is water better for the delicate parts of you lowerbody.
Dry Paper is too rough for that part of the body.
It will also have you feel clean once you are finished.
That said, the suggestion of one member that you can use baby-tissues is also good.
You can combine them.
first use baby-tissues and finish with water.
Most mothers do that when the baby is dirty. Only us adult stop that.
But I would also have one advise to brother Ibrahim.
If you want to teach brothers and sisters on this forum about the ethics of Islam.
you should be a role model of those same ethics.
Unfortunately you choose the attack mode of a legitimate subject.
Why call them Kuffar (non-believers) you can not look into their hearts.
Call them Brothers and sisters in humanity.
In the Quran, G_d mentioned to talk to people with good/kind words and respect and to talk with arguments.
Not disrespecting people because they have a different lifestyle.
Well said
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effectively sonned.
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Theres Muslims that respect other peoples life styles? Well i'll be. You learn something new everyday? I wonder if i'll ever meet one?
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Infinite, what is a kuffar?
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a kuffar is someone who dont recognize dazs musical brilliance
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i think infant made this thread after an extra shit filled shift at one of kc's finest retirement homes that 70 dollars was hard earned :loopaper: :nahnah:
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Update your avatar when you're talking shit, dude.
(http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesS/smith_daveyboy_oct31-sun.jpg)
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dudes caught up lmao
hes a special kind of stupid.
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Were you abused as a child, scared to smile, they called you ugly? Well life is harsh; hug me, don't reject me.
....or make your gay posts to disrespect me, blatant or indirectly
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your on the dick of a white puff.
hardcore brodenschire....not a good look.
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you fucking kuffar
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you kuffar made ass niggas need to find some purpose in your life.
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poor KRAZY has tried trollin this thread twice an no one took his shitty bait.
must ZUCK! to be left out in da cold like dat.
i feel yo PAIN homie, i FEEL yo pain...
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It was legitimate statements actually. iam entitled to my opinion and was expressing it. Plus i was asking a genuine question. If they respect other peoples cultures then why are they attempting to transform the entire world to be Islamic?
iam talking the "real" Muslims, not the ones that get drunk and high and fuck sluts unmarried and dont actually pray how ever many times a day and etc but having said that, even those ones act high and mighty alot of the time. I mean so it would seem?
I guess the ones in power probably did or do do the things that i mentioned, yet still think that they are holy and better than everyone else.
And dont get me wrong i dont support the Christian religion too much either, fucking nut case lunatics in both camps. Not saying that they ALL are.
At the end of the day if your not one of them you wont be respected by ones and thats just the truth. I get the impression though that some aren't like that at first but then they become extreme and fanatic, yet others are probably raised to have a chip on their shoulder and have a superiority complex but then grow out of that and calm down.
Both religions try to brain wash and enforce their religion upon others.
But i mean people do not need to be religious to have all of these traits of course. With some its simply a matter of skin color(superiority complex).
If being Muslim makes people feel good and enlightened, pure, have meaning and purpose then thats great. i have no problem with that. Just stop judging others in their own country and trying turn the entire world into a state of Islam.
pretty much this;
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I wonder how Putin wipes his arse?
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iam entitled to my opinion and was expressing it.
is that a tear i see in the corner of your eye CRYBABY?
a troll with feelings, haha.
U ZUCK!
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iam entitled to my opinion and was expressing it.
a troll with feelings, haha.
lol Krazy in a nutshell
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:'(
:D
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Krazy in a nutshell
great metaphor, story of his life that NUTSHELL.
to top it off is he too THICK to comprehend that you DONT laugh along with those that PISS in your face.
he ZUCKS!
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whoa man u hurt my feelings so bad. ill think of u next time iam eating pork and drinking beer.
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whoa man u hurt my feelings so bad. ill think of u next time iam eating pork and drinking beer.
U so NOT HURT that you TRY ur best at insulting me! hahahaha.
U win 1ST PRICE for outstanding marksmanship shooting yourself in BOTH feet with 1 bullet.
congratulationz ZUCKER!!! enjoy ur pork and beer with that gold medal :)
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You dirty kuffar turn your underwear into diapers. Rubbing poop with a napkin isn't going to do anything but spread that shit around like dried up peanut butter. That shit is nasty. Then to make it worse you all don't wash off your dick with water either after you pee... you leave excess all over your underwear and pants... damn you filthy kuffar!!
Shit... they don't even have toilet paper in Africa. And even some masjids in America don't even have toilet paper.... In Africa they don't even have the toilet seat often times. Same with some masjids in America they don't even have the toilet seat.
In Africa, you often see just a whole in the ground, a watering pot, and no toilet paper. They don't have gas stations and public restrooms everywhere that you stop in McDonalds and go use the restroom. The bathroom is the side of the rode in some bushes. You take a bottle full of water, pull your pants down and do your thing. You wipe your ass spotless clean with water and wash your dick off as well. Then once you get to some soap you wash off your left hand, but you never use your right hand to wipe your ass because you use that hand to eat.
...This is basic stuff every human being should know. But if you haven't learned it yet, you should consider converting to Islam.
i go to india, shits horrible there, they dont have toliet paper because they cant afford that shit.
it is per say, "more sanitary" but that is fucking disgusting. they have a 2nd 'inner' sink to wash the shit away that u cleaned with your bare fucking hands.
so basically that shit handle has everyones shit lingering there and u wash it away with ONLY WATER.
so the outside general bathroom sink, is gonna have prob some shit residue on there.
i had to carry toilet paper everywhere and at times i just didnt shit, cuz it was fucking nasty.
you can shit and wipe your ass with your left hand and get shit residue under your fingernails. ill continue to wipe my ass with toilet paper like the rest of the world.
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Theres Muslims that respect other peoples life styles? Well i'll be. You learn something new everyday? I wonder if i'll ever meet one?
lol
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i fucking hate india. they want me to go there for 2 fucking months man, fuck that. 1 month max, i went through hell being there for a month n a half.
shit lost so much weight last time i was there, i was skinny as i was when i was 15.
no air condition anywhere, (not resturaunts, malls, etc etc) u have to carry around toilet paper, you want to punch every fucking indian because they stare at you, the food is good but who the hell can eat that shit 3 times everyday for more than a month. lack of beef, and if there is beef, its ass. pork is ass, everything is shit there.
the ONLY good thing there is the chicken, the chicken is probably the best i ever had, but definitely not a good enough reason to go there. no chicken in the US (maybe nautral grown wild chicken or whatever of the sort, without steroids) can step to their chicken.
it was extremely juicy.
anyways, its horrible. unless u stay in your 5 star hotel all day its gonna be hard, especially if ur not doing tourists shit, im just at the office all day, but tahts basically the best place in the city for me.
and i aint smashin no chick that wipes their shit with their bare hand. everytime i shake ANYONES hand there i feel like i need to wash it. hell i really dont want to shake anyones hands for that matter over there.
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whoa man u hurt my feelings so bad. ill think of u next time iam eating pork and drinking beer.
U so NOT HURT that you TRY ur best at insulting me! hahahaha.
U win 1ST PRICE for outstanding marksmanship shooting yourself in BOTH feet with 1 bullet.
congratulationz ZUCKER!!! enjoy ur pork and beer with that gold medal :)
Fuck man you got me. Dang. Took me all night to think of that pork n beer comment. And it didn't work. Bugga. I tried so hard.
Holy shit India sounds fucked up. No wonder 50 million of them live in my country now.. Its just unbelievable how much money they pay(both local and international/foreign) cricket players to participate in their Indian premier league, when so many are so poor.
But i Guess thats the way of the work really and i hear like 80% of Chinese live like shit also? I guess its only a matter of time before the entire world is like that. I mean with population growth the quality of life for each individual goes down. Unless of course you are rich.
Kind of seems like tehse days you are either rich or poor, the middle ground seem to be gettimng lost.
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quick DEFEND YOURSELF! hahaha
U ZUCK!
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U ZUCK!
hahahaha