West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: KING VerbalAssaulta on April 05, 2003, 01:36:36 PM
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Signs showing you might be from Canada...
You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".
You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."
You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
You drink Pop, not Soda.
You know that a Mickey and 2-4's mean, "party at the camp, eh!!!"
You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans.
You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.
You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.
You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion, Michael J. Fox, John Candy, William Shatner, Tom Green, Matthew Perry, Mike Myers, Neve Campbell, Pamela Anderson Lee & many more, are Canadians.
You know that the CEO of American Airlines is a Canadian.
You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed".
Your local newspaper covers national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work.
You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.
You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan".
You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.
You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
"Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than, "Huh?"
You say "aboot" instead of "about"
Your Beer Case handles Are Big Enough To Fit Your Mitts
When you own 5 pairs of hockey skates and only one pair of shoes.
You know that we don't all live in igloos and ride polar bears to work.
Every murder is reported.
You can understand Jean Chrétien (most of the time, anyway)
You froze your tongue to something metal and survived to tell about it.
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wow another great post showing how xenophobic and unworldly you are.
here's a better one: You know you're a moronic loser when you're name is queenMac and you post on a forum where nobody respects your opinion.
and no, I'm not Canadian. Far from it.
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haha I thought some of em were hillarious, :D
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dat shit was stupid!
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wow another great post showing how xenophobic and unworldly you are.
here's a better one: You know you're a moronic loser when you're name is queenMac and you post on a forum where nobody respects your opinion.
and no, I'm not Canadian. Far from it.
::) are you void of a sense of humour...i guess this board is your life sense you take it so seriously
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LOL
Hell, I'm Canadian, and I thought some of em were damn funny
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LOL
Hell, I'm Canadian, and I thought some of em were damn funny
and true :-[
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Some of those were funny and most were true.
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You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK". True
You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield." True
You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars. True
You drink Pop, not Soda. True
You know that a Mickey and 2-4's mean, "party at the camp, eh!!!" I know what a Mickey and a 2-4 is, but that's not what it means to me, lol
You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans. True
You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway. True
You drive on a highway, not a freeway. We got freeways too
You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers. It's in my room, i got like 4 dollars, lol
You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group. WTF?
You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. NO
You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion, Michael J. Fox, John Candy, William Shatner, Tom Green, Matthew Perry, Mike Myers, Neve Campbell, Pamela Anderson Lee & many more, are Canadians. NO
You know that the CEO of American Airlines is a Canadian. I didn't know that
You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. No, Vancouver is warm
You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed". True
Your local newspaper covers national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey. True, sad, but true
You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work. Not in Vancouver
You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day. True
You understand the Labatt Blue commercials. I still don't get 'em
You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan". True
You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'. I hate hockey
You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade. True
"Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than, "Huh?" I don't say eh
You say "aboot" instead of "about" I don't but a lot of people actaully say "aboat", weird.
Your Beer Case handles Are Big Enough To Fit Your Mitts Sure
When you own 5 pairs of hockey skates and only one pair of shoes. I can't skate
You know that we don't all live in igloos and ride polar bears to work. True
Every murder is reported. True
You can understand Jean Chrétien (most of the time, anyway) True
You froze your tongue to something metal and survived to tell about it. True
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im canadian and actually some of that shit was true, lol @ that casey and finnigin thing, they are the puppets from mister dressup, anyways some of it was funny, everything else was just stupid, typical american bullshit, trying to form opinions about a country they no nothing about, but i ain't gonna trip, cuz that ain't canadian ;D
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im canadian and actually some of that shit was true, lol @ that casey and finnigin thing, they are the puppets from mister dressup, anyways some of it was funny, everything else was just stupid, typical american bullshit, trying to form opinions about a country they no nothing about, but i ain't gonna trip, cuz that ain't canadian ;D