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Lifestyle => Sports & Entertainment => Topic started by: TraceOneInfinite Flat Earther 96' on August 18, 2016, 07:31:34 PM

Title: Royals season ressurected by a rally #MANTIS insect
Post by: TraceOneInfinite Flat Earther 96' on August 18, 2016, 07:31:34 PM
An insect hung out in the Royals dugout a few weeks ago when they were nearly 10 games under .500.... the worst player on the team, 5th outfielder Billy Burns adopted him and made it his duty to take care of the green mantis (he has nothing else to do since he sucks and doesn't play)... the cage the mantis was in before has now become a mansion complete with assortments of exotic leaves and so on.... after big homeruns young 19 year old second basemen Mondesi even puts the mantis on top of his head... the fans have caught on and people are wearing #Rally Mantis t-shirts and bringing stuffed animal Mantis to the game!!!

All thanks to the Rally Mantis the Royals are now back above .500 and back in playoff contention!!!!  
Title: Re: Royals season ressurected by a rally #MANTIS insect
Post by: TraceOneInfinite Flat Earther 96' on August 20, 2016, 07:34:45 PM
Another day at the office, another win for the Royals.  10-0 over the Twins.  And Alex Gordon is finally hot, with 5 home runs in the last 5 games.  All thanks to the Rally Mantis!!