West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: So Much Style on May 31, 2001, 11:18:31 AM
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A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single frozen dinner
The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says "Single, huh?" The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, "How'd you guess?" He says, "Because you're fucking ugly".
;D
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ITS GONNA B HARD 2 WRITE JOKES COS SUM NEED 2 B DUN IN ACCENTS AND U.S. AND UK JOKES MITE NOT B AS FUNNY AS IF THEY WERE SAID!
BUT....
'THERE WAS 2 SAUSAGES FRYIN IN A PAN,
ONE SAUSAGE SAYS 2 THE OTHA,
"DAMN ITS HOT IN HERE"
THE OTHA SAUSAGE LOOKS AWAY THINKIN...
"FUCKIN HELL....A TALKIN SAUSAGE!!"
peace
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A CUTE YOUNG LASS CALLED JILL
TRIED DYNAMITE FOR A SEXUAL THRILL
THEY FOUND HER VAGINA
IN SOUTH CAROLINA
AND BITS OF HER TITS IN BRAZIL
;D
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It's so windy today I'm sure I seen a dog take the same shit twice.
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......!........?........!?.............damn my joke was so fuckin funny
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Okay. I lady pregnant with triplets got shot in her stomach three times. (two girls, two boys) The baby's didn't die. THe doctors told them that the bullets were stuck in the babies and it would be okay, however it would affect them later.
The first girl said mommy I went to the bathroom and a bullet came out.
The second girl said mommy I went to the bathroom and a bullet came out.
The boy said mommy I did something wrong. His mom said what. He said mommy I was masterbating and killed the dog.
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ok this joke is REALLY offensive so i wanna say i am not racist at all it's just a funny joke i heard from a BLACK friend
ok here it goes:
why was the black girl with Dyahreia afraid?
...she thought she was melting
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I got a bunch of black and mexican jokes at this Skinhead website (why is a black guy lke me over there. Shit i dont know.)
If noo one gets offended I would post them. They are fucked up too.
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aint nobody gonna get offended
post 'em man
we all cool peeps....
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LOL AT OVERSEER ;D
I PISSED MY PANTS AT THAT !!!
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"Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get her old dog a bone/
She bent over, the dog cracked a boner/
Ohh she got a bone of her own"
"Mary mary quite contrary shave that pussy its so damn hairy"
"Jack & Jill went up the hill both with a buck & a quater, Jill came down with 2.50 OHH, that fuckin whore"
"Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top, your mothers a whore I aint your pop"
"Ieany meany miney moe, suck my dick & swallow slow"
"Georgy Porky Pudding-ham pie jerked off in his girlfriends eye, when her eye was dry & shut, Georgy fucked that one-eyed slut"
"Hickery, dickery dock, some chick was sucking my cock, the clock struck 2 I dropped my gue, I dumped the bitch on the next block butta-bing"
"hey diddle diddle the cat & the fiddle the cow jumped over the moon, thats more than my lazy wife does that fat fuckin smelly baboon"
"little bo-peep, fucked her sheep, blow her horse, licked his feet, she ate his ass so very nice, tongued his balls not once but twice!"
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Mother Skunk and a Mother Duck were crossing the street with their 2 children, all of the sudden a big monster truck came barroling down the road and hit both moms...the baby duck was starting crying says "oh without my mommy i won't know what i am" so the baby skunk said "well you got an orange beak, yellow feather and webbed feet so i guess your a ducky." then the baby skunk started crying saying "well...without my mommy i won't know what i am..." so then the baby duck said, "well your not quite white, your not quite black...plus ya stink....SO YOU MUST BE A MEXICAN!!!
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i heard this next one from my black friends also...
Q: What is written on every black person's bottom lip?
A: Inlfate to 32 pounds
Q: How do you babysit black children?
A: Put Velcrow on the ceiling
Q:Why are black people so Athletic?
A: Well, if you had to chase down cheetahs and Antelope all day for every meal in your mother land you'd be a lil bit athletic too
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Aiight then I'll post them. But nobody better get pissed.
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Post Em!!!
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Aight. I'ma only put up some:
Q. What do you call two black cops on motocycles?
A. Chocolate chips
Q. Why don't blacks take asprin?
A. Its white, it works, and they refuse to pick the cotton out of the bottle.
Q. What do you say when you see your t.v. floating around at night?
A. Drop it nigga
Q. Why are blacks so fast?
A. All slow ones are in jail
Q. What are 3 things you can't give a black person?
A. A black eye
Q.What did God say when another black baby was born?
A.OOPS! Burnt another one.
Q.What do you call 2 blacks in a sleeping bag?
A.Twix
Thats enough.
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LOL, it wasnt really THAT racist...
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Well yeah after I edited it.
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Rud... Nice joke LMFAO
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dawm thats fuckin wack, how can u putt this wack shit out like this dawm...::)
( joke ;D, but u already know )
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lol u peeps got jokes man. i pissed my pants at Jakes joke with the Mexican, LOL shit was funny
the joke with the t.v. floating around at night was funny too
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ok check this out:
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed.
They're having a great time. She was on top when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure -- she was shaking and foaming at the mouth. Our uninformed male thought this was incredible -- best sex he'd ever had. He finished, but she is still shaking and thrashing about with her seizure. He began to get nervous and took her to the emergency room. A nurse asked what the problem was and he replied,
"I think her orgasm's stuck!"
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A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face.
She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?"
"Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!" The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father when he gets home." Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you had sex with your English teacher." "That's right, Dad."
"Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration. Let's head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike you've been asking for."
"That sounds great, Dad, but I can I have a football instead? My ass is killing me."
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Sikotic, that was as funny as two black people fighting over a bottle of suntan lotion :D
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Sikotic, that was as funny as two black people fighting over a bottle of suntan lotion :D
LOL!
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a preacher and a farmer were golfing together and the farmer had a bad habit of cussing saying gdammit I missed.................everytime he did it the preacher warned him saying something will happen if you keep going down this road........again the farmer missed the ball and at the top of his lungs screams gdammit I missed........well the preacher looks at him and goes that is strike two you better watch out now............then he goes again and again he misses...........then again he screams gdammit i missed..........out of the clear blue sky comes lighting for the preacher can say anything and strikes the preacher dead...........then the farmer looks upto heaven and hears gdammit I missed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Then call me gay.
LoL, I'm so funny. :)
I don't do jokes, but here's one real shit one:
"Me and my wife went on holiday t'other day."
"Jamaica?"
"No, she came of her own accord."
Or quotations:
STRANGER:"Mr Palmer, I believe?"
WELLINGTON:"If you believe that, you'll believe anything."
Note from LADY HAVELOCK:Lady Havelock shall be home between the hours of 6 and 8.
Reply from BERNARD SHAW:Mr Bernard Shaw likewise.
TOM SHERIDAN:"By my life, father, when I enter the Commons, to avoid all this backstabbing, I shall stand for no party, and have a sign tied to my head, saying To Let."
R. BRINSLEY SHERIDAN:"Also, Tom, under that, write UnFurnished."
R. BRINSLEY SHERIDAN(leading his victim into a trap):"Where shall we find a more foolish, more knavish fiend than there?"
VICTIM:"Hear, hear!"
AARON BURR:"Sir, there is no-one so utterly despised in my state as you, and if I did not insult you, I would not be re-elected."
IAN PAISLEY:"Madam speaker, permission to call the member opposite a sewer rat?"
BETTY BOOTHROYD:"Certainly not!"
IAN PAISLEY:"Thankyou, madam speaker, the sewer rats will be pleased."
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