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Title: So I did my first porn movie
Post by: hector on May 14, 2003, 01:17:52 PM
Oh man it was crazy.  I finally got a call back from the guys and I had a small part in a porno movie, and it was even with some girls.  It was actually midget porn, but I was the only regular sized person in it.  Well the movie was set on this ranch, and my scene was in this barn.  I was supposed to be like this ranch hand on this midget ranch.  So I am all dressed up like a cowboy, with a hat and boots and spurs and all, and I walk into this barn with a bail of hay on my shoulder.  When I walk in there are 3 midgets in there, 2 girls and 1 guy, and they are having a a 3some.  Both of the girls were wearing those leather pants with the asses cut out.  Damn these bitches were FINE! for being midgets.  Anyway I throw down the bail of hay, and strip down.  Then all I am wearing is my boots, spurs, cowboy hat, and a bandana over my mouth and nose like the old cowboy outlaws used to do during the day.  So I got to give it to one of the girls doggystyle, and the other girl then just took control of me.  I don't even know what she did!  It was fucking crazy, this midget bitch really knew how to work it.  But now I got like this rash all over my ass and balls from all the rolling and romping in the hay.
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: Immortal on May 14, 2003, 01:20:59 PM
lmao...congrats ur a porn star!!!!!

what bout that gay shit u were talkin about earlier...did ya hit him?

lol
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: Reef on May 14, 2003, 01:22:40 PM
lmao!!
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: KING VerbalAssaulta on May 14, 2003, 01:35:05 PM
LMAO...midgets...wtf  8)
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: Tha_Reverend on May 14, 2003, 01:37:35 PM
LOL.  youz a sick fool.  props though on your porn moves.
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: funkstylz on May 14, 2003, 03:30:41 PM
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MIDGET PORN HAHAHHAHA OH SHIT HAHAHA DAMN MAN U A FUNNY MF LOL AHHH SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: Doggystylin on May 14, 2003, 03:37:46 PM
r u serious? whens this shit gonna get released i wanna see, lol
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: PLANT on May 14, 2003, 03:38:17 PM
Quote from: funkstylz on May 14, 2003, 03:30:41 PM
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MIDGET PORN HAHAHHAHA OH SHIT HAHAHA DAMN MAN U A FUNNY MF LOL AHHH SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
No shit.

HAHAHAHaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: bez on May 14, 2003, 03:41:29 PM
lol link? lol
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on May 14, 2003, 03:45:59 PM
LMFAO!
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: mauzip on May 14, 2003, 04:12:42 PM
Quote from: Doggy aka Pitbull on May 14, 2003, 03:37:46 PM
r u serious? whens this shit gonna get released i wanna see, lol
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: white Boy on May 14, 2003, 04:39:15 PM
wat the fuck is midget porn
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: mauzip on May 14, 2003, 04:49:34 PM
Quote from: 50 MnMs on May 14, 2003, 04:39:15 PM
wat the fuck is midget porn

sex with midgets

damn, you're stupid :-X
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: Jome on May 14, 2003, 06:00:15 PM
Hhaahahaha, we want more details..  ;D
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: Hellrazor818 on May 14, 2003, 06:17:37 PM
LOL. Good job man. Keep fucking the midgets, their pussies are in proportional size to your penis.  ;D
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: Quakaveli on May 14, 2003, 06:50:52 PM
Quote from: funkstylz on May 14, 2003, 03:30:41 PM
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MIDGET PORN HAHAHHAHA OH SHIT HAHAHA DAMN MAN U A FUNNY MF LOL AHHH SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


lol congrats dude
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: Sikotic™ on May 14, 2003, 08:05:51 PM
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA Words can't describe how funny this shit is. Your proud of bein a part of a MIDGET porn? There's millions of normal sized people porn but you choose midgets? Unless your into to that kind of shit, I feel sorry for you.
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: DOC. da G.P.T...[METS][REX/MaB] on May 14, 2003, 09:18:10 PM
all i read was...i made a porn movie..not with girls....and that was enough for me...
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: hector on May 14, 2003, 09:48:20 PM
I never chose midgets, that is what I got offered.  And I am not going to tell you guys the title of the porno, because I don't want you guys to know who I am.  You guys are the only ones I talk to about this besides my girlfriend.
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: P Nelson on May 14, 2003, 09:55:14 PM
Quote from: Hector Dragoncox on May 14, 2003, 09:48:20 PM
I never chose midgets, that is what I got offered.  And I am not going to tell you guys the title of the porno, because I don't want you guys to know who I am.  You guys are the only ones I talk to about this besides my girlfriend.

LOL
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: pappy on May 14, 2003, 09:56:19 PM
lol whatever floats ur boat,  play on playa
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: Mua ha ha on May 14, 2003, 10:13:45 PM
Yeah, he just went from doin guys to doin midgets....

He musta missed a chapter or two in his "Pornos for Dummies" book...
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: Da WCC Hopar! on May 14, 2003, 10:14:06 PM
r u fuckin serious? :-[
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: Trauma-san on May 14, 2003, 10:57:18 PM
Nah, I think he's lying, brother.  
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: Quakaveli on May 14, 2003, 11:16:00 PM
smart guy...all anyone  has  to do is type "hot midgets" in Kazaa in a cuple months in order to find ur fuckin video....muwahahahaha, and then some nerd in here cant find ur IP...and therefore ur real adress and send each person in ur neighborhood a video of ur gay ass shit............


muwahahahahahhahahahhaha  ;)
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: 7even on May 15, 2003, 05:38:25 AM
things got unbelieveable
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: Tha_Reverend on May 15, 2003, 11:29:20 AM
yo.....I think this nigga is tellin the truth.  I mean just think about it.  Midgets are just small peeps.  I have seen some hot midget girls before.  it's nuthin really that bad.  personally it's not my cup of tee, but you always see big fools gettin married to midgets.  don't yall watch tv?lol  there heads are just the same and every thang they just got short legs.  and amrs.  and well......uh...props on this man.  hope you become succesful in the porn bizz
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: The Big Bad Ass on May 15, 2003, 01:17:06 PM
Plus they don't even gotta get on they knees
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: budsmokeronly on May 15, 2003, 02:37:10 PM
Quit lying Hector, you already told us that your dick is too small for regular porn, and they would only accept you for gay porn.  you probably went ahead and fucked that guy in the ass for money.  fuckin fag.  Get a real job and earn some money instead of being so worthless.
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: 7even on May 15, 2003, 02:53:45 PM
Quit lying Hector, you already told us that your dick is too small for regular porn

that actually makes sense, he's doin a midget porn now. omdfg
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: TheSheriff on May 15, 2003, 03:17:58 PM
AAAAAAGH THE LAUGHTR HURTS GOD KILL ME MY STOMACH HURTS CHRIST AAAAGH *coughs up spleen*
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: mauzip on May 15, 2003, 06:19:54 PM
Quote from: 7even on May 15, 2003, 02:53:45 PM
Quit lying Hector, you already told us that your dick is too small for regular porn

that actually makes sense, he's doin a midget porn now. omdfg

LMAO!!
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: OutSider on May 16, 2003, 07:54:25 PM
Quote from: Hector Dragoncox on May 14, 2003, 09:48:20 PM
I never chose midgets, that is what I got offered.  And I am not going to tell you guys the title of the porno, because I don't want you guys to know who I am.  You guys are the only ones I talk to about this besides my girlfriend.

well just have to watch out for midget porno.. with one normal person in a cowboy outfit.... lol....




btw.. that is pretty freaky
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: pappy on May 16, 2003, 07:56:30 PM
Quote from: Lil' Bullet 22 on May 16, 2003, 07:54:25 PM
Quote from: Hector Dragoncox on May 14, 2003, 09:48:20 PM
I never chose midgets, that is what I got offered.  And I am not going to tell you guys the title of the porno, because I don't want you guys to know who I am.  You guys are the only ones I talk to about this besides my girlfriend.

well just have to watch out for midget porno.. with one normal person in a cowboy outfit.... lol....




btw.. that is pretty freaky
dont u know that first hand
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: Ignyte on May 18, 2003, 07:49:09 AM
they dont discriminate, midget porn for a midget dick eh?
hahaha
nah just fucking with ya
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on May 18, 2003, 08:14:39 PM
I'd do a midget if she was fine...My dick would probably kill her though...
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: Quakaveli on May 18, 2003, 08:24:00 PM
Quote from: Sccit on May 18, 2003, 08:14:39 PM
I'd do a midget if she was fine...My dick would probably kill her though...

 ::)

Big bad sccitles who fucked the living shit out of that one porno star  :D
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on May 18, 2003, 09:06:36 PM
Quote from: QuAKe'd on May 18, 2003, 08:24:00 PM
Quote from: Sccit on May 18, 2003, 08:14:39 PM
I'd do a midget if she was fine...My dick would probably kill her though...

 ::)

Big bad sccitles who fucked the living shit out of that one porno star  :D


Big bad Indiot who pussyed out of a fight with Jamal :D


PS, I never fucked that porno star...PeACe
Title: Re:So I did my first porn movie
Post by: Ali Tha Great on September 22, 2008, 12:45:33 PM
Quote from: Quakaveli on May 14, 2003, 11:16:00 PM
smart guy...all anyone  has  to do is type "hot midgets" in Kazaa in a cuple months in order to find ur fuckin video....muwahahahaha, and then some nerd in here cant find ur IP...and therefore ur real adress and send each person in ur neighborhood a video of ur gay ass shit............


muwahahahahahhahahahhaha  ;)
lol...
Title: Re: So I did my first porn movie
Post by: D-Stress on September 23, 2008, 08:12:09 AM
This Thread Was  :o
Title: Re: So I did my first porn movie
Post by: MontrealCity's Most on September 23, 2008, 10:22:01 AM
wow

lol classic
Title: Re: So I did my first porn movie
Post by: 'EclipZe on September 23, 2008, 01:38:18 PM
lol some old skool ish, midget porn wtf?
Title: Re: So I did my first porn movie
Post by: Þŕiņçë on September 23, 2008, 07:38:22 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: So I did my first porn movie
Post by: Mr. O on September 23, 2008, 08:52:08 PM
hey ya got connection to porn industry? hook it up. :laugh:
Title: Re: So I did my first porn movie
Post by: Johnny B on September 23, 2008, 08:59:39 PM
lmao, was this serious?
Title: Re: So I did my first porn movie
Post by: Ratio on September 25, 2008, 05:08:26 PM
You should get business cards that say "professional  midget fucker"...lol...just playing man...props...
Title: Re: So I did my first porn movie
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 26, 2008, 03:01:51 AM
Quote from: Johnny B on September 23, 2008, 08:59:39 PM
lmao, was this serious?


yes
Title: Re: So I did my first porn movie
Post by: The Big Bad Ass on September 26, 2008, 10:56:52 PM
LOL AC Grundy and the BBA bringing the comedy with ol' Hector Dragoncox. I don't recall what all was said, but he and I took turns making Hector posts for those who don't know. I totally forgot about those posts until I saw this one.
Title: Re: So I did my first porn movie
Post by: Ali Tha Great on September 27, 2008, 12:28:38 AM
Quote from: The Big Bad Ass on September 26, 2008, 10:56:52 PM
LOL AC Grundy and the BBA bringing the comedy with ol' Hector Dragoncox. I don't recall what all was said, but he and I took turns making Hector posts for those who don't know. I totally forgot about those posts until I saw this one.
good shit dawg... 8)