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DUBCC - Tha Connection => Outbound Connection => Topic started by: Don Breezio on August 06, 2003, 01:26:01 PM
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Sage Francis - The Specialist "I Spread My Love Like The Legs Of A Crack Whore"
Buck 65 - The Centaur "Nobody Listens, Cuz I Have A Huge Cock, And The End Of It Glistens"
Post your funny lines here ;D
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Buck 65 - The Centaur "Nobody Listens, Cuz I Have A Huge Cock, And The End Of It Glistens"
lol
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My kinda topic.. 8)
I got deez hoes waiting by the phone like job applicants - Sly Boogy
I came up as a young dude, chillin with them old cats
Couldn't cop crack, so I had to slang Prozak (Prozak = Happy-pills) - Jae Hood
I'm on top of my game, like I'm standing on X-Box - Jae Hood
I'm so sick, my flow needs a extra deal - Sheek Louch
Yall niggaz is like dicks in a pool - none of yall hard - Jae Hood
Yo I'm from D-Block nigga, I don't respect wack rhymes
If you got a Glock and a watch, you couldn't kill time - Jae Hood
Gotta be a conspiracy if niggaz not feeling me
Like a nigga with no eyes - yall not seeing me - Jae Hood
How come yall niggaz went being soft to hard ? - niggaz is dicks - Jae Hood
I got a large house and a dogghouse in my backyard
And even my dogghouse got a backyard - Cassidy
I fucked your mother, now you're a son of my bitch - Drag-On
Sit down nigga, or my niggaz will have to throw chairs at niggaz - Jae Hood
Just a quick listen thru some Jae Hood tracks.. lol
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I came up as a young dude, chillin with them old cats
Couldn't cop crack, so I had to slang Prozak (Prozak = Happy-pills) - Jae Hood
I'm on top of my game, like I'm standing on X-Box - Jae Hood
Yall niggaz is like dicks in a pool - none of yall hard - Jae Hood
Yo I'm from D-Block nigga, I don't respect wack rhymes
If you got a Glock and a watch, you couldn't kill time - Jae Hood
LMAO....that kill time one is really dope...i havent really checked out Jae Hood...is he worth it?....lyrically it seems like he is....
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"I run up on timbaland and missy with the pound like you gimme the cash you put the hot dog down" - 50 cent
"You wanna say im chinese? son heres a reminda, check you're tims they prolly say made in china" - Jin
"You're girl had my eggroll & my dumplings in her mouth" - Jin
;D ;D ;D
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"I run up on timbaland and missy with the pound like you gimme the cash you put the hot dog down" - 50 cent
"You wanna say im chinese? son heres a reminda, check you're tims they prolly say made in china" - Jin
those r funny as shit, the jin 1 is from 106 and park freestyle right
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"I run up on timbaland and missy with the pound like you gimme the cash you put the hot dog down" - 50 cent
"You wanna say im chinese? son heres a reminda, check you're tims they prolly say made in china" - Jin
those r funny as shit, the jin 1 is from 106 and park freestyle right
both of the jin ones are...i like the egg roll and dumplings one the best
another good line by him:
"you're girl must love alcohol cuz she be swallowin jin"
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"If you make one joke about rice or karate,NYPD be in Chinatown searchin for your body" -Jin
"Fuckin Tony Montanas,studio gangstas get strangled with there own bandanas" -Crooked I
"If the rap game is wack,everybodies blamin you,you from brooklyn then biggie must be ashamed of you" -Jin
ill post more later
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"you aint a leader, what? nobody followed you, you was never shit, your mother should have swalloed you" - Big L
On the mic i move the crowd like Big Pun stagediving" - Tash
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On the mic i move the crowd like Big Pun stagediving" - Tash
LMFAO
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Come over here I wanna tell you a story it's an ugly one
It's about neden and how I can't get none
I could have cocaine cum with a crack pipe dick
And I couldn't get a base head to buff my shit!
----Violent J of ICP
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I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt- Big L
A lot of rappers talk that murder shit and couldn't kill time- Big L
I want an ass so big she can turn boxers into thongs- Chino XL
I got women fingering themselves thinking of women fingering themselves that are thinking of me- Chino XL
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"If I had a million dollars
i'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics
if i had a magic wand
i'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on
while im on the john
if i had one wish
i would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss
if i had a million bucks
it wouldnt be enough cuz i'd still be out robbin armored trucks" - Eminem
"I tie a rope around my penis & I jump from a tree!
Now dont you wanna grow up and be just like me!" - Eminem
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Hey girl
What your name is?
Where you from?
Turn around who you came with?
Is that your ass or your momma half reindeer? ;D
I can't explain it but damn sure glad you came here
Nelly - Shake Ya Tail Feather
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^^^
thats not funny, its just sad
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I came up as a young dude, chillin with them old cats
Couldn't cop crack, so I had to slang Prozak (Prozak = Happy-pills) - Jae Hood
I'm on top of my game, like I'm standing on X-Box - Jae Hood
Yo I'm from D-Block nigga, I don't respect wack rhymes
If you got a Glock and a watch, you couldn't kill time - Jae Hood
I got a large house and a dogghouse in my backyard
And even my dogghouse got a backyard - Cassidy
Sit down nigga, or my niggaz will have to throw chairs at niggaz - Jae Hood
^^^^LMAO... thats some funny shit...
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"Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic" - Eminem
"And you can't stop me from droppin each March
with a brand new cd for these fuckin retards" - Eminem
"Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass
And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
I'ma be a fuckin rapist in a Jason mask" - Eminem
Got that all from one song lol
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I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!! - Eminem
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"ya'll dont know half of my scenario
i got n*ggas all up in my cereal
and dont know if its a Apple Jacks or Cheerios..." Roscoe
^^^ I thought that was funny...lol
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lmao there is some good shit here.. chino xl lines were dope.. keep sharin yall.. if i find some ill share'em
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"Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic" - Eminem
that quote sounds dumb without the rest of it...
"homophobic? nah you're just heterophobic
starin at my jeans watchin my genitals bulgin
thats my mothafuckin balls i'll never let go of em
they belong in my scrotum you'll never get hold of em"
i like the next line too
"hey its me versace
whoops somebody shot me
and i was just checkin the male
get it, checkin the male?"
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Have your boys running and fleeing/why'ed you fuck with that nigga - Bonecrusher -Never Scared RMX.
You get beat dead/that means you dead meat. Camron "Never Scared RMX"
Just a few i thought were good.
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Have your boys running and fleeing/why'ed you fuck with that nigga - Bonecrusher -Never Scared RMX.
You get beat dead/that means you dead meat. Camron "Never Scared RMX"
Just a few i thought were good.
i know you like those lyrics and everything...but really...they kinda suck...im glad bone crusher is signed to a bitch label cuz he cant rap worth shit. i'm kinda dissapointed with that cam line though...i would expect something more clever out of him.
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The Suspense was making me sick
She took her panties down and the Bitch had a dick.
Eazy E - Nobody Move
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"On the mic i move the crowd like Big Pun stagediving" - Tash"
oh man i'm still cracking up over that one....i mean just picture big pun stage diving... ;D
i've been sleeping on these guys,from what album is that from an is it any good?
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It's from Tash's solo album, "Rap Life". It's a solid CD too.
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saw this on a site..
~My spit so hot scientists say "J the sun's colder than you"//
~Go back to elementary boy, i got pubic hair in my ass crack older than you//
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The Suspense was making me sick
She took her panties down and the Bitch had a dick.
Eazy E - Nobody Move
lol..that was great ;D
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"Watchin Lion King, crying and thangs" ....- Warren G - I'm Fly
lol...
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Have your boys running and fleeing/why'ed you fuck with that nigga - Bonecrusher -Never Scared RMX.
You get beat dead/that means you dead meat. Camron "Never Scared RMX"
Just a few i thought were good.
i know you like those lyrics and everything...but really...they kinda suck...im glad bone crusher is signed to a bitch label cuz he cant rap worth shit. i'm kinda dissapointed with that cam line though...i would expect something more clever out of him.
The lines aint the best. I know there are better ones but these 2 i thought were stand out in the song. i aint no fan on bonecrusher. Cam always comes with lines like that though.
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cam's usually more clever
anywayz heres one i forgot that i think is classic
"let me hit it from the back girl you wont catch a hernia,
bust off on your couch now ya got siemens furnitare" - A Tribe Called Quest (Phife)
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I SHIT on tracks, then come out the booth wiping my ass - Cassidy
I been patient enough, it's time for rounds to +revolve+
You clap at us, we answer with a round of applause - Cassidy
It aint hard to get at ya dudes, I screw waitresses that'll slip shit in yo food - Cassidy
Fuck a vest, that ain't protecting you from clips
Only shit that doin', is matching your kicks - Jae Hood
You want me to be Ja Rule or Jigga, but I don't spend on hoes, and I +Ain't that nigga+ !! - 40 Glocc
(Not hilarious, but hella creative.. and :D)
Gotta lotta haters, so I basically keep to myself
Got goons that play like they crippled, but with heat in the cask' - Jae Hood
The only way I'm getting blue balls, is if the bitch got blue lipstick - Lloyd Banks
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The only way I'm getting blue balls, is if the bitch got blue lipstick - Lloyd Banks
LMAO ;D
Now that's funny
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This one is from TQ - "The One". It's funny because in an interview TQ once said: "I gotta tell you something about that song. I had lost my lyrics of that song. The lyrics where somewhere else. So I arrived at the studio and one of my friends girlfriend was standing in the studio. I told her the stand in front of the the window. And I said let me come up with a song. and I came up with that song."
"I've never been that kind of nigga to write a love song"
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"...got mad hoes, ask Beavis i get nuttin Butt-head" - Big L
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Sen Dogg You can't Rap From Tha Gutz
And B Real Soundin Like He Got Baby Nutz - Ice Cube
If I got no nuts it's because they're still stuck in your ass - B Real
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This one is from TQ - "The One". It's funny because in an interview TQ once said: "I gotta tell you something about that song. I had lost my lyrics of that song. The lyrics where somewhere else. So I arrived at the studio and one of my friends girlfriend was standing in the studio. I told her the stand in front of the the window. And I said let me come up with a song. and I came up with that song."
"I've never been that kind of nigga to write a love song"
the line that always cracked me up in that song is:
"I run my fingers through the long ass hair you got"...
now i know it doesnt sound that funny...except if you are in the right state of mind you think hes talking about her ass hair lol...
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lol
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"But don't blame me when little Eric jumps off of the terrace
You should have been watchin' him, apparently you ain't parents."
- Eminem
"An' why do you think you take a Ho to a hotel
Ho tell e'erybody, even the mayor
Reach up in the sky for the ho-zone layer"
- Ludacris
"Your magazine's so motherfuckin' thin you're using staples to hold it together
It's turning back into a newspaper
And y'all got somethin' for my ass every issue
Thank you, cos I keep runnin' out of fuckin' tissues"
- Eminem
"Claimin' you a murderer and spelt it wrong
You put E before the D because that's all you on"
- Swifty
"My rap career goes back further than your fathers hair-line
It's Ludacris, I pack more nuts than Delta Airlines"
- Ludacris
"You see y'all got it all wrong like women in tuxedos
They comin' up shorter than five Danny DeVitos"
- Ludacris
"My black ass is so hungry I'll take a bite outta crime"
- Ludacris
"You see I'm ambidexterous, I slap asses with both hands"
- Ludacris
"So how can he hold me over some balcony
Without throwin' his lower back out
As soon as he goes to lift me
Please don't, you'll probably fall with me
And our asses will both be history
But then again you finally get your wish
Cos you'll be all over the street like 50 Cent"
- Eminem
"Shit, this don't change to this day, I'm this way
Still tell that utslay itchbay
Ucksay my ickday
Scuse my igpay atinlay
But uckfay an igpay"
- Eminem
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We just met, but I think I'm in love with you
But you're on it too, so you tell me you love me too
Wake up in the mornin like "Yo, what the fuck we do?"
I gotta go bitch, you know I have stuff to do
Cause if I get caught cheatin then I'm stuck with you - Eminem
these girls doing more bending over than the game of pool - Lloyd Banks
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"Shit, this don't change to this day, I'm this way
Still tell that utslay itchbay
Ucksay my ickday
Scuse my igpay atinlay
But uckfay an igpay"
- Eminem
LOL @ the Ludacris-votes, but does this actually mean anything.. ???
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Well not actually anything too clever:
Shit, this don't change to this day, I'm this way
Still tell that slut bitch
Suck my dick
Excuse my pig latin
But fuck a pig.
I just found it amusing that pig latin was incorporated into a rap.
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When i saw this topic, i straight away thought of Eminem/Ludacris tracks. Few I thought of have already been said but here's some more:
You wanna see fights I got a match for ya
You couldn't flip shit playing in toilets with a spatula - Eminem - Open Mic
She said she wanted me to eat the pussy,
well I think I'll pass (I don't think so).
So get your ass up you funky bitch,
and wash your ass - Eazy E (NWA) - Rather Fuck You
Yer I walk with a limp, 'cause my dick's in the way - Hittman ft Knoc-Turn'al - Hoez
I know she is a minor and it is illegal
but the bitch is worse than Vanessa Del Rio
And if you de-cide to call rape
we got the little hooker on tape, now:
tell the fuckin slut to please hurry up
and wear that dress that's tight on her butt
So I can finger-fuck on the way to the bed
Been in so many rooms, she got a dot on her forehead -
Ice Cube - Givin' Up the Nappy Dug Out
Some freestyle lines from Eminem - Rap Olympics 1997:
I'ma tell you this for your own benefit,
your shit was dope as hell, especially when you wrote 90% of it
I'm about to make this mic short circuit,
this beat's(?) wack as fuck, this shit fit you perfect
...and Everybody in this fucken place will miss you,
if you try and turn my facial tissue to a racial issue,
nobody's hearing you, your a wack liar
there .. all your white jokes just backfired
Also, Sporty Thievs - No Pigeons got a few funny lines in it, nice video for it too.
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Hell no!
I ain't paying for pleasure
Your pussy don't bring rainbows and pots of treasure! - Lloyd Banks 8)
those some nice eazy e lines
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"If you disagree don't even look at me ho
Don't pass go just go straight to jail"
- Ludacris
"I'm fly, even when I get high I work cash
An' even got my coats bumped up to first-class"
- Ludacris
"Scarin' motherfuckers like Stephen King flicks
Makin' nigga's clear the room like a dyke fleein' dick"
- MC Ren
"Bop-Bubbaloo-Bop
Bitch what's up?!"
-Mystikal
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"If you disagree don't even look at me ho
Don't pass go just go straight to jail"
- Ludacris
"I'm fly, even when I get high I work cash
An' even got my coats bumped up to first-class"
- Ludacris
"Scarin' motherfuckers like Stephen King flicks
Makin' nigga's clear the room like a dyke fleein' dick"
- MC Ren
"Bop-Bubbaloo-Bop
Bitch what's up?!"
-Mystikal
*Sees the word FUNNY in title of thread*
*Looks at your post*
*Leaves in confusion*