West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: |JEM|ILL| on September 02, 2003, 07:04:10 PM
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."
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LOL!!!!
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family pack.
lmao... that just doesnt seem right... but i dont know... ;D
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LOL...I saw it coming tho, because I had heard it before.
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LOL...I saw it coming tho, because I had heard it before.
My 10 year old Brother told me this one...I was like WTF LOL..thats some sad shit.
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LOL
oh oh i have a joke
abou al abad visited new york for the very 1st time.as he was walking in the park a prostitute approaches him "so do u wanna get it on?" , "how much is it?" the prostitue explains :"50$ on the grass,200$ in a hotel room"
"ok here's 200$" the prostitue is impressed"ah a hotel room classy"
"a hotel room?no bitch i want it 4 times on the grass"
now that's gangsta
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^ LOL
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LMAO @ both of them.. specially the first one lmao
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Imagin that shit happenin in real life. :o
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."
LOL
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LOL
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A man walked into a bar carrying an ape in his arms.
"I just bought this fella as a pet," he explained. "We
have no children, so he's going to live with us, just
like one of the family. He'll eat at our table, even
sleep in the bed with me and the wife."
"But what about the smell?" Someone asked.
"Oh, he'll just have to get used to it, the same way I
did."
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^^^^LMFAOOOO ;D :D
All the jokes in this thread are good!