West Coast Connection Forum
DUBCC - Tha Connection => Outbound Connection => Topic started by: D1G1T4L on October 06, 2003, 10:28:27 PM
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yea what the topic says, post your favorite dope punch lines
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"Like Yo! How Many Rhymes You Got? I Could Go On For More Milleniums Than Mazda's Got On A Car Lot!" - Canibus
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"This Ja Rule beef, I ain't gettin in.. I need an R&B singer to sing at my weddin.." Bizarre's only good line
"I'll turn to channel 2 if i wanna CBS, bitch" Chino XL
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Chino XL actually got A LOT of tight disses/metaphors...
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^yeh i know, i'll let someone else list em all
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"You couldn't get 2 hands together for ya raps if you were spittin' at 2:10"~
"beat ya face into so many colors u think i rubixed cubed it"
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"my methaphors are dirty like herpes but harder to catch"
"I doubt that there could ever be...a more wicked MC
Cuz AIDs infested child molesters aren't sicker than me"
"I don't think Bush did it, 'cuz he isn't that smart" ;D
- Immortal Technique
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Chino XL actually got A LOT of tight [...] metaphors...
No doubt! Just for example other ones:
I used to rock for props and not the dollar amounts/
Climbed the ladder of success leaned against the wrong house!
I leave rappers confused like homeless cats on house arrest!
I ain't from Atlanta but I'll leave you 'Outkast'-ed/
And blasted, all fucked up like Schwarzeneger's accent! (one of my favourites ;D)
But Canibus is THE MAN if you're talkin' about metaphors!
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damn thats some sick shit
my favorite one was something like
Ask beavis, i get nothing butt-head
keep posting them tight lines
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Someone made me remember this line by Celph Titled on Louis Logic's "Diablos":
"Throw you of the fuckin' roof and see just how fly you are!"
;D
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Chino XL better be good at similes cause that's pretty much all he does.
Metaphors for a whole song:
Nas - "I Gave You Power"
Royce Da 5'9"' - "Who Am I"
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Chino XL better be good at similes cause that's pretty much all he does.
Metaphors for a whole song:
Nas - "I Gave You Power"
Royce Da 5'9"' - "Who Am I"
Sticky Fingaz - I'm Money
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Sticky Fingaz - I'm Money
It's "Money Talks".
And yes, that's another great example. This song is excellent.
I resort to evil, I don't grow on trees
I'm called by different names, chips, scrilla, cream
And I'm always green whether dirty or clean
Gettin' ya hands on me is the American dream
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Sticky Fingaz - I'm Money
It's "Money Talks".
And yes, that's another great example. This song is excellent.
I resort to evil, I don't grow on trees
I'm called by different names, chips, scrilla, cream
And I'm always green whether dirty or clean
Gettin' ya hands on me is the American dream
sorry my bad...I'm Money is by Zebrahead and that song is also a great example if you're into punk music at all
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"You couldn't get 2 hands together for ya raps if you were spittin' at 2:10"~
"beat ya face into so many colors u think i rubixed cubed it"
Damn..Whos that?
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damn thats some sick shit
my favorite one was something like
Ask beavis, i get nothing butt-head
keep posting them tight lines
u stole mine thats the late great big l
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That Bevis shit sounds so familiar.. Just cant put a name on it. ::)
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I dont know..But EVERYBODYS verse in "Bump Heads" is fucking HOT AS HELL.
Eminem, Tony Yayo, and Lloyd Banks KILL IT. Fa real fa real. :o :o
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Chino XL is corny...
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Just listen to some Rakim.... he's got dozens of sick metaphors/punchlines....
Canibus fea. Rakim - I'll Bust Em You Punish Em... filled with punchlines
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"Nothing about these hoggs is cute/they got more stripes than Daryl McDaniels Joggin Suits"-Crooked I
"Put cocaine on my tongue you got crack so rock on"-Ras Kass
"Like Will Smith ya rhyme style is pansy"-Chino XL
"My multi-topical written flows containing subjects that vary/but still all relative like West Virginian's before they marry"-Chino XL
"Get you hooked like crack hooked Humpty Hump"-Chino XL
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YOU MIGHT SAY I GOT BAD AIM
CAUSE I PISSED ON THE TOILET SEAT
BUT I BET IT AINT BAD AIM
WHEN I'M PISSED AND I'M HOLDIN HEAT......CHAMILLIONAIRE
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"your as hard as a giggle,your as smart as a pickle/ I feel sorry for u as if u were retarded and crippled"-Crooked I
"You couldnt see this novalist with positive optimistic results from an optomitrist(sp)-Crooked I
"Im on top of my game like im standing on xbox"-Sly Boogy
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"I'm more shockin that droppin a boom box in bath water" -Crooked I
"Your name must be couch cause you can't do a damn thing standing on your feet" -Suga Free
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my favorite of all time...
"Bust Off On Ya Couch Now Ya Got Siemens Furniture" - A Tribe Called Quest
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Noonan I wrote those lines i used them in my songs...I have so many more i could through down..
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Damn, I never realized how white Celph Titled is. He sure says nigga enough.
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like blind people having sex,
you dont know who you're fuckin with
good shit, keep posting more
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"whats this motherfuckin rap game without L? thats like jewels without ice, thats like china without rice, or the holy bible without christ or the bulls without mike or crackheads without pipes, the village without dykes or hockey games without fights" - Big L
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heard another dope Big L line....
I'm on some satanic shit, strictly, little kids be wakin up cryin, yellin, "Mommy Big L is comin to get me!"
Big L - Da Graveyard is full of crazy metaphors, punchlines, etc
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Celph isn't white, but he looks it..He is actully Cuban.
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'you know what the demon said, its best to die
and even if jehova witness bet he'd never testify' -Jigga
'let's play fair and we can stay here,
i'm trying to transform ya'll boys to men like day care' -Jigga
'nigga please like short-sleeves i bear arms' -Jigga
'you little fuck ive got money stacks bigger then you' -Jigga
'At your wake as I peak in, look in your casket
feelin sarcastic, "Look at him, still sleepin"' -Jigga
'Niggas don't get the picture until the weapons is drawn' -Jigga
'An MC so ill I got AIDS scared to catch me' -Canibus
'I smoke BONEs with mad THUGS we be in HARMONY but La La La La La La just doesnt funkin appeal to me' -Chino XL
'You couldnt have been signed if you had a white cast on your leg' -Chino XL
'Yall couldnt be stars if you got thrown my chinese ninjas' -Chino XL
'Heads bob like Mohommad Ali's from Parkinson' disease' -Chino XL
'I'ma make you rappers my examples
Avoiding battling me like I'm Eazy-E's blood samples' -Chino XL
'Stick my **** in your ear and F what you heard' -Rakim
'I take 7 emcees put em in a line....' -Rakim
'I nevah sleep cuz...' -Nas
'suicidal, high smoking so much la,
i saw a dead bird flying through a broken sky' -Nas
'I fall into parallell universes with a gun
and murder myself to gains strength like jet-li in the one" -Ras Kass
'I'm still number one, but im down with KRS' -Common
'Pissed on the mothafukin white house lawn threw a rock and I ran' -Pharoahe Monch
'You couldnt scrap if you was one of big daddy kane's dancers' -Pharoah Monche
'I was Po/I couldn't afford the O-R' - Big L
'Everybody wanna be like mike, but mike wanna be like L' -Big L
'I'll run your brain around the block to jog your fukkin memory' -Eminem
'I stop the alphabet at S and got it down to a T' -Eminem
'I showered the slang, simple as A,B,C's
Skip over the D's and rock the microphone with ease' -Eminem
'U get ridin dick ballots, If I wanted to see “Slanted Eyes” I’d do my scripts in Italics' -Craig/Pr1mo
'ya flow is off target like pissin with an erection' -A-B-S
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"I'm Like A Brain & A Voice Box...I Speak My Mind" - Jay-Z
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its not rap but...
"Cut our wrists like cheap coupons and say that death was on sale today" - Marilyn Manson
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well, when it comes to topic: fuck the chorus, my methaphors are so complicated that it takes six minutes to get applause - Eminem
the best ever:
folks who quote what I wrote get choked
you better surrender before you get smoked
you niggaz be thinkin this kid is a joke
I put chumps to rest fast, when my smith-west blast
so just dash or trespass and get your chest smashed
L, who else could it be
I'm so ahead my parents haven't met yet
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now i know xzibits got sum dope ones
post up
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Hardcore till somebody puts me under the ground/
wit a dick in ya ear stil couldnt fuck wit my sound/
xzibit in Down for the count by reflection eternal ft. rah digga and xzibit
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oh yea, my favorite J-Ro bar:
since i was a kid i got darker/
i write rhymes so fat, i need a marker/
J-Ro in Coast 2 Coast by Tha Alkaholiks...
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this isnt a metaphore or anything but its funny as fuck:
"shut the fuck up bitch
eat a dick bitch
eat a bowl of shit bitch
munch on a mouth full of balls
in the halls
in malls
just shut the fuck up bitch
and work ya jaws!"
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"Ho's Eat Dick Like Eggs & Steak" ;D
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"Ho's Eat Dick Like Eggs & Steak" ;D
lol, thats a simili or w/e
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Man how could yall forget about my man ludacris:
"i own so many jerseys, im a throwback mess, i hit the cleaners and tellem i wanna full court press"
"i put my foot so deep ur ass that u can smell it, and yo breath will turn to foot locker water repellant"
"i buy cars with straight cash, have meetings with donald trump, yall meetin with HONDA, no payments for twelve months"
"Watch out, my album's puttin up McDonald's numbers
You over 6 million served"
"My black people show me love when I'm up on the block
And Latinos always waitin for my CD's to drop
White people love the flow, they say, "Dude, you fuckin rock!"
"Plus I'm the new phenomenon like white women with ass"
"Swallow a hallow make 'em digest the 50 caliber
Yo futures not looking so good, tomorrows not on your calendar"
"...Bleedin so hard you'll need a life size maxi pad..."
"Take a look at yo' life, and NO WONDER you so sad
Y'all put up with more shit than a colostomy bag"
"You never stood half a chance like Siamese Twins"
"...With mo' shit out on the streets than evicted tenants"
Most of thats just from his new album except for the last two, hes got much more