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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Don Breezio on April 30, 2004, 02:52:02 AM
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i went bowling with these 3 girls...my friend Kari who i've known for like 12 or 13 years (sexy little asian girl)...this girl Emily that works next to me thats really hot...and this girl erica who works with both kari & emily....erica isn't all that attractive and as i found out tonight...shes annoying...
anyways we were out bowling and the 3 girls were drinking...i was the DD so i wasnt drinking...kari ended up only drinking a little...emily got pretty drunk...and erica got totally smashed...erica started hitting on me and shit...she was all up on my lap sayin shit like "i really wanna kiss you" and "your so cute" and the one that finally made me tired of it..."hey we should uhh...go to the bathroom..."
shes not very attractive and she was getting on my nerves so i really didnt want to do anything with her...so i couldnt figure out what to do...so emily comes up with this idea...the next time erica came back from bowling emily goes..."OH MY GOD...Luke just asked Kari out!!!"...so i spent my whole night acting like i was with kari...just so this annoying drunk chick would leave me alone...and she finally did but ended up pissing everyone off horribly...it was crazy shit though...i've never been hit on so much by one person in my life. she was coming off way to strong.
anyone ever had some shit like that happen? funny stories?
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U should of just give her 1
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Damn man, over here Kari is a man's name.
But yeah, a similar tyoe of situation happened to me one time. There's this heavy chick in my class. She can really be obnoxious at times. One time she was having a little get-together at her small place - you know, hang out with friends, get drunk - that type of shit. I wasn't even going at first, but then some friends of mine called me and said to stop by. I'm like whatever, it ain't a long drive, might as well go say what up to the guys - see if anybody better looking might tag along when I leave, you know. Well I get to the place - none of the hotties who hang with the heavy girl are there. Just a few friends of mine. They were eating some pizza & drinkin. I sit down on the couch and the fat chick - drunk as hell, smelling of garlic and cigarettes gets away from the pizza and sits down next to me. She put her hand on my thigh and I get up and go: "Well I just stopped by to say what up. Seems like things are pretty slow here, so I'm off." She whined noooo stayyyyy with her drunken voice but I got the hell outta there.
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LMAO... ima have nightmares now, hah hah hah, scarey shiit, i'm glad ta say i aint neva had an ugly chikk lol... annoyin ones yeah, but that dont matter when we both drunk as fuck, nekid in my bed....
-peace-
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the kinda same thing happened to me once...me and buddy ritchie went out one night with these girls we knew, one of whom i'd been kinda dating but no-one else knew about us (she'd just broken up with another of my friends)...anyways as we got more and more drunk this other chick who was with us called Karen started seriously flirting with me, and i mean she was seriously all over me...so i had a word with lynn (chick i was dating), and we decided to just go for it in front of all of them...ive never seen so much shock in all my life!!! they were all like "what are you guys doing?!!??"
its was hilarious...havent really spoken to karen since either...maybe she thought i was giving off those kinda signals... 8)
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I've been with all types of girls, annoying, ugly, fat, cute, tall, short, ect. I don't really give a fuck. As long as it only lasts 1 night.
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I've been with all types of girls, annoying, ugly, fat, cute, tall, short, ect. I don't really give a fuck. As long as it only lasts 1 night.
lol didnt you once say you didnt fuck a girl who wanted to fuck you because she "kinda had an ugly pussy so you said no." :D
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I've been with all types of girls, annoying, ugly, fat, cute, tall, short, ect. I don't really give a fuck. As long as it only lasts 1 night.
lol didnt you once say you didnt fuck a girl who wanted to fuck you because she "kinda had an ugly pussy so you said no." :D
oh hell yeah. I'm keepin her on the backburner for now tho. Never know when I might need her. I'll just get really drunk and I won't look at it.
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i dunno i dont think i would really call that a crazy night lol
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^^LMAO.....feel me???
so tha bitch was jockin when she was drunk.....dat shit happens every weekend at parties.....it ain't crazy or interesting enuff to make a thread about.....lol no offense mane....
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i dunno i dont think i would really call that a crazy night lol
LMAO
Yep, that kinda seems just like an average night, definitly nothing crazy... ladies do that shit all the time when there loaded...
Peace
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I've been with all types of girls, annoying, ugly, fat, cute, tall, short, ect. I don't really give a fuck. As long as it only lasts 1 night.
lol didnt you once say you didnt fuck a girl who wanted to fuck you because she "kinda had an ugly pussy so you said no." :D
oh hell yeah. I'm keepin her on the backburner for now tho. Never know when I might need her. I'll just get really drunk and I won't look at it.
You dont look at the mantlepiece when you are poking the fire ;)
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I was expecting something umm... actually crazy ??? LOL
at least u know u got an ugly waiting at all times luke, its like a credit card, you may never use it but comes in handy
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I was expecting something umm... actually crazy ??? LOL
at least u know u got an ugly waiting at all times luke, its like a credit card, you may never use it but comes in handy
lmfao
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anyways we were out bowling and the 3 girls were drinking...i was the DD so i wasnt drinking...kari ended up only drinking a little...emily got pretty drunk...and erica got totally smashed...
LMAO. This reminded me of "Great Moments In Hook Up History" on Chapelle. That's THE ONLY reason it is remotely crazy.
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sounds funny man. Fuck that drunken assssss biattch.
lol at you bowling with 3 girls......you ain't got no male friends?
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sounds funny man. Fuck that drunken assssss biattch.
lol at you bowling with 3 girls......you ain't got no male friends?
lol @ him bowling period.
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sounds funny man. Fuck that drunken assssss biattch.
lol at you bowling with 3 girls......you ain't got no male friends?
not many...most of my friends are girls...i rarely hang out w/ the few guy friends i have
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lmao this reminds me when me and a couple doods im cool with got drunk and smashed this party some chicks from school were havin at the bowling alley, my friend luke went and tried to bowl and when he tried to release the ball it went flying out and he fell on his ass, lmao, it was hilarious and then i got some cake and rubbed it all over this girls face and she liked it so she wiped it on my face and was stickin her finger in my mouth so you know.... ;D
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i dunno i dont think i would really call that a crazy night lol
LMAO
Yep, that kinda seems just like an average night, definitly nothing crazy... ladies do that shit all the time when there loaded...
Peace
LOL, word Smooth. ;)
LOL
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oh god.....this thread's turning into lame central.
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wow, I wish I was a freshman in Highschool again....
or not. wtf is wrong with you fuckin people? or maybe its just me...
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tehe ,like me and these girls held hands. tehe
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tehe ,like me and these girls held hands. tehe
LMAO
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sounds funny man. Fuck that drunken assssss biattch.
lol at you bowling with 3 girls......you ain't got no male friends?
whats so bad about bowling. i love bowling
lol @ him bowling period.
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last nite 4 me was crazy too.. alrite i sneek into my girls house all the time and i dont gotta car so i take the bus and walk a few blocks to her house.. well last nite i got dropped off about 5 houses away from her house and theres these 2 litle girls outside and they see me get out the car and they run in the house and for the next 5 minutes they stand in the window with there dad starin at me, and i hafta stop rite b4 my girls house and act like im tien my shoe cuz her other neighbor just got home and is bringin groceries in so he goes in the house and i walk 2 her house an disee her dads car is gone and she says he should be back any minute so i run up to the window and he (the guy whos brigin in the grocies) comes outside stops and stares at me so i tell her im gunna keep walkin so i walk down the street, and she calls me and says ok hes gone come on, so i go walk up there and her other neighbor comes outside and gets in his car and im walkin and he stops and watches me and asks "are u lookin for anything" and i say no so i keep walkin slowly infront of her house and he finally leaves and i look down the street and the little girls are at there other neighbors house and i hear them sayin "he got dropped off rite there and hes just walkin around" and im like oh shit and they look and they see me and they scream and run in the old ladys house.. so i run and jump threw her window and i take me shoes off and put em in her closet and i look out the window shades and her dad pulls up, if he was 30 seconds earlier he wouldda seen me go threw the window... then when i leave my ridfes out front and i get out the window and she closes the window and unlocks her door and it turns out rite when she layed down from doin all that her parents opend the door to check on her.... its weird everything is hella close and its always been that way between me and her
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i dont know about anyone else, but ^^^ that story made absolutely no sense.
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i dont know about anyone else, but ^^^ that story made absolutely no sense.
me 2, I was like wtf. lol
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lol.. im bad at explainin shit.. especially long storys like that
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i got it...took a bit of reading between the lines but i got it
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To sum it up. Homie almost got caught by his lady's parents and neighbors, when he was sneaking into her house.
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Are you in the karma trading circle?
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i went bowling with these 3 girls...my friend Kari who i've known for like 12 or 13 years (sexy little asian girl)...this girl Emily that works next to me thats really hot...and this girl erica who works with both kari & emily....erica isn't all that attractive and as i found out tonight...shes annoying...
anyways we were out bowling and the 3 girls were drinking...i was the DD so i wasnt drinking...kari ended up only drinking a little...emily got pretty drunk...and erica got totally smashed...erica started hitting on me and shit...she was all up on my lap sayin shit like "i really wanna kiss you" and "your so cute" and the one that finally made me tired of it..."hey we should uhh...go to the bathroom..."
shes not very attractive and she was getting on my nerves so i really didnt want to do anything with her...so i couldnt figure out what to do...so emily comes up with this idea...the next time erica came back from bowling emily goes..."OH MY GOD...Luke just asked Kari out!!!"...so i spent my whole night acting like i was with kari...just so this annoying drunk chick would leave me alone...and she finally did but ended up pissing everyone off horribly...it was crazy shit though...i've never been hit on so much by one person in my life. she was coming off way to strong.
anyone ever had some shit like that happen? funny stories?
last nite 4 me was crazy too.. alrite i sneek into my girls house all the time and i dont gotta car so i take the bus and walk a few blocks to her house.. well last nite i got dropped off about 5 houses away from her house and theres these 2 litle girls outside and they see me get out the car and they run in the house and for the next 5 minutes they stand in the window with there dad starin at me, and i hafta stop rite b4 my girls house and act like im tien my shoe cuz her other neighbor just got home and is bringin groceries in so he goes in the house and i walk 2 her house an disee her dads car is gone and she says he should be back any minute so i run up to the window and he (the guy whos brigin in the grocies) comes outside stops and stares at me so i tell her im gunna keep walkin so i walk down the street, and she calls me and says ok hes gone come on, so i go walk up there and her other neighbor comes outside and gets in his car and im walkin and he stops and watches me and asks "are u lookin for anything" and i say no so i keep walkin slowly infront of her house and he finally leaves and i look down the street and the little girls are at there other neighbors house and i hear them sayin "he got dropped off rite there and hes just walkin around" and im like oh shit and they look and they see me and they scream and run in the old ladys house.. so i run and jump threw her window and i take me shoes off and put em in her closet and i look out the window shades and her dad pulls up, if he was 30 seconds earlier he wouldda seen me go threw the window... then when i leave my ridfes out front and i get out the window and she closes the window and unlocks her door and it turns out rite when she layed down from doin all that her parents opend the door to check on her.... its weird everything is hella close and its always been that way between me and her
too bad you guys don't have camcorders....i'd make a dvd called "Amish Gone Wild"
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lol
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lol...the aftermath of the story is kind of funny....me and kari had to spend the last few days acting like we were going out and then we were gonna stage a big break up....but thanks to my manager kyle...it happened sooner than expected...
kari was visiting me on her break and we were talking...now kari's bisexual (but shes insecure about it)...she has told me and a few others but wont tell most people...anyways kyle walked out of the backroom and just jokingly said "whats up homo's!"...he didnt know she was bi...she got all offended and freaked out and left...then she called me and was like "we're through!" and acted all serious like we were actually going out in the first place...come to find out she got all mad at me cuz she thought i had told kyle she was bi....so to make it up to her me and kyle got an orange julius cup and a bunch of napkins and made paper roses out of the napkins and delivered them to her at work ;D
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Are you really telling us about your fantasy episode of Melrose Place?
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luke, lol before i came into this thread and just read the subject i was expecting u to say u got laid with some 1 legged hooker in mexico or some shit.. LOL
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luke, lol before i came into this thread and just read the subject i was expecting u to say u got laid with some 1 legged hooker in mexico or some shit.. LOL
nah that was the night before...those one legged hookers are fun because you can tap it from the side...cuz there isnt a leg in the way...its dope ;D
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luke, lol before i came into this thread and just read the subject i was expecting u to say u got laid with some 1 legged hooker in mexico or some shit.. LOL
nah that was the night before...those one legged hookers are fun because you can tap it from the side...cuz there isnt a leg in the way...its dope ;D
lol
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lmao...yeah, she dont gotta spread 8)
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Are you really telling us about your fantasy episode of Melrose Place?
LMMFAO!
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kari was visiting me on her break and we were talking...now kari's bisexual (but shes insecure about it)...she has told me and a few others but wont tell most people...anyways kyle walked out of the backroom and just jokingly said "whats up homo's!"...he didnt know she was bi...she got all offended and freaked out and left...then she called me and was like "we're through!" and acted all serious like we were actually going out in the first place...come to find out she got all mad at me cuz she thought i had told kyle she was bi....so to make it up to her me and kyle got an orange julius cup and a bunch of napkins and made paper roses out of the napkins and delivered them to her at work ;D
Tell her to stop being ashamed...All girls are bi.
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Tell her to stop being ashamed...All girls are bi.
or at least they all should be
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Tell her to stop being ashamed...All girls are bi.
or at least they all should be
no he's right...every single female is bi-sexual whether they admit it or not....
but kari is unbelievably concerned with what others think...and its kinda sad so i can't really tell her not to care