West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: We Fly High on November 04, 2004, 03:55:30 PM
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well.. short story is my landlord from last year deducted a bunch of money from me unfairly. there was a large stain on the carpet when i moved in, and i got charged for it in the deposit. and im pretty fucking pissed about it. but i guess i really dont have any proof that it was there originally. i thought that it was marked down in the initiial move-in checklist, but i guess they fucking pulled some bullshit and didnt write it down. fucking gay. but anyways since i cant really do any legal action without proof, and this isnt really a person i can confront and just like do shit to him.. so i was just going to fuck up his apartment property.. so i was thinking .. WHAT ARE SOME GOOD WAYS TO VANDALIZE IT.. give me some good suggestions, and any of the shit thats going to be used has to be within reasonable budget ...its only a 10 apartment complex so its not that big.
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I'm assumming its a complex mostly for college students:
whenever the time parents are comming around with their kids looking at the place, or if its just students looking themselves, be there. let them know how shitty it is. Make up lies, make the place seem like a real shitty place to live.
Kick the sprinklers and any plumbing above ground. It will cause water to constantly squirt out and flood the place till somebody fixes it.
tear down the rain gutters.
bust out the fire extinguisher glass and take that shit. spray that shit all over the place. make sure not to leave any fingerprints.
go into the laundry room and flip over the washers and dryers.
fuck man there is a ton of stuff you could do, don't get caught cause that shit will cost you a ton of money.
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Spray Paint something permanent. I.E. sidewalks. They can clean it off, but it still stains and will be there forever. Even better, climb on a roof, and spraypaint the shingles up there. They'll NEVER get that shit off... and if they do, it'll take all the gravel and aggregate off of the shingles, and they'll have to replace the whole thing, thousands and thousands of dollars. Spraypaint Spraypaint Spraypaint. Asphalt won't come clean... trees won't come clean. Telephone Poles and light poles will NEVER come clean, and he'll have to leave them that way, or have the city replace them? Yah, that'll happen. Trash Dumpsters, he'll get in trouble with the sanitation company he uses... The stainless steel mailbox centers where everybody gets their mail, he'll never get the paint out of all of that.
Get some Roundup weed killer, and put it in a spray bottle, spray words and things in the grass, it'll kill the grass in just that area, and look like shit for months and months.
If his pool still has water in it, throw bricks and shit in it, rocks, heavy shit that won't float and will clog the drain up.
Spraypaint all over all of the handicapped parking places. It's illegal to operate without them, and with paint on them, he'll have to have the whole fucking things repainted.
Tear the streetsigns down that name the apt. complex, the city will take forever to replace them, and he'll lose all kinds of business because people can't find the place. Apts. have apts. open daily, they're always trying to sign new tenants, but they won't be able to sign anybody if they can't find the place.
Etc. ETc. ETc. I can think of thousands of them
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i would just start a fire in the apartment. get all the shit out thats valuable to you, pour in some petrol & like the sucker up
insurance will cover it and you'll feel GREAT about it
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^ And he might kill the children asleep next door.
Come on man, use your fucking mind.
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Graffiti is the answer.
I also liked Trauma's idea about the bricks and rocks in a pool, if he has one
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^ And he might kill the children asleep next door.
Come on man, use your fucking mind.
LOOL
...; anyways, I expect trashing an apartment complex is maaaad fun.
for a start, like others already said - do it the hiphop way and spray the shit out of this shit.
what's also good is trashing any kinds of water pipes. that so tottally ruins the place.
smashing in windows is of course a classic too. lol
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LOL, Trauma you're fucking ruthless.
I've never vandalized a place, if the guy fucked me over for money I'd probably just beat him down. I'm a pretty tough guy :D.
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does it havee a launfdry jawn.. cause u can put cement.. like seinfeld..
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^^ fucking brilliant idea right there
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set off the fire alarm, get everyone out, then set it on fire, nobody will be hurt! ;D
vandalizing the inside would be a ruxer. paint some doors, carpet etc.. people will think its tops from the outside, when they get inside they'll get a nice shock though.
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fuck that all that that shits too much work id brather put on a skee mask rob him and then whoop his ass
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there's a way taht's cheaper than spray paint and much more effective
go to a hardware supply store that sells industrial sponges...the ones that are big and rectangle....if you can get them in their dried compressed form, it's even better
now wet these sponges and fill them with water, then squeeze the shit out of them and make them as small as you can and tie them in string...make sure they're small enough to fit in the toilet hole
let them dry out completely, and when they do, cut the string....they should stay in their small shape
finally all you have to do is flcuh the toilet and as the water is going down the toilet, toss a few of them in
what happens is they usually take a few seconds to expand, in those few seconds it takes for that to happen, it'll be too far for a toilet snake to reach...they'll expand and block the pipes so far in the system, that he'll have to do some costly construction to get them removed....that's if they ever find the problem
;D
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That's a very good one.
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I'm a pretty tough guy :D.
^^^ Will be laughing at that for weeks to come. lol
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Trauma had some good ones. take some instant bondo. the kind that is premixed with hardener in one spray can and spray it to kinda mold the windows so they dont open.He will not only have to replace the glass but also the whole frame work and housing. Windows are expensive to replace in a whole complex. If he trys to chisil out the bondo he will break the windows so he will have thousands in window repairs.
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Buy some kippers and hide them in his apartment/the building.
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three words........
QUICK DRY CEMENT
easy to use.. u can clog up access to anything pretty well with that shit 8)
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i would just start a fire in the apartment. get all the shit out thats valuable to you, pour in some petrol & like the sucker up
insurance will cover it and you'll feel GREAT about it
^ LMAO... this shit made me laugh... but for real, like Trauma said, this one can turn really ugly... skip this one.
ROTFL at the idea to request suggestion on this board... brilliant!!! :sshh:
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I'm a pretty tough guy :D.
^^^ Will be laughing at that for weeks to come. lol
;D lol.
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Buy some kippers and hide them in his apartment/the building.
I might have to go ask google about the definition of kippers first.
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alright imma tell you what are some possible options so far.. I dont live there anymore, so i cant really access the insides of the apartment.
theres no pool, and i dont think theres a way that i can get access to a toilet for the sponge thing.. although that would prob be the best thing to do..
i guess imma do the instant bondo thing to the windows, weed killer to kill all the plants, spraypaint the mailboxes, walls, & dumpsters, fuck the sprinklers up, and im really interested in doing the cement thing to the washing machine..
someone want to elaborate on what i should exactly do? do i just buy a bag of cement from home depot, and just throw it into the washing machine adn then just put in some quarters, and let the water do the mixing with the cement?
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or you could pull a Billy Madison and collect dog shit, put it in a bag and light it on fire right in front of the landlord's door....doesnt do much but stink.....easy to put out by stepping on it....fucking funny though
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Damn, a lot of these ideas are straight up ruthless, its hilarious hearin what you guys have to say.
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LOL, Trauma you're fucking ruthless.
I've never vandalized a place, if the guy fucked me over for money I'd probably just beat him down. I'm a pretty tough guy :D.
All of us canadians are :D
I'd blow up about a dozen of those stink bombs inside the building..and spray paint...thats it heh
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if u can find a toilet, start dumping in quick drying cement, breake the hoses for the washers and flood the bitch stick a hanger in a socket and short out the building or at least the floor like this:
un ravel a hangar, find a socket close to the ground stick the hanger on to an rc car and rive it on in an d walk away with it in it
Stink bombs in the ventillation and sttink up the building
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LOL, Trauma you're fucking ruthless.
I've never vandalized a place, if the guy fucked me over for money I'd probably just beat him down. I'm a pretty tough guy :D.
All of us canadians are :D
I'd blow up about a dozen of those stink bombs inside the building..and spray paint...thats it heh
trauma is from North Carolina :D
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You can do a lot with chewing gum, my school knows...... :P
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some of you guys are evil lol...