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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: BossPlaya on July 23, 2002, 07:25:03 PM

Title: Joke Of Tha Day
Post by: BossPlaya on July 23, 2002, 07:25:03 PM

A blonde woman named Tracey finds herself in dire
trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in
serious financial straits. She's so desperate that
she decides to ask God for help.

 She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost
my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going
to lose my house as well. Please let me win the
lotto."

 Lotto night comes and she does not win.
 Tracey again prays... "God, please let me win the
lotto! I've lost my business, my house and now I'm
going to lose my car."

 Lotto night comes and Tracey is still not blessed.
 Once again, she prays... " Dear Lord, why have
you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my
car. My children are starving. I don't often ask for
help, and I have always been a good servant to you.
PLEEEEASE, just let me win the lotto this one time so
I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light as the, heavens open and Tracey is confronted by the voice of
God himself..............

"Tracey, work with me on this... "Buy a fuckin ticket." [/B]  ;D

Title: Re: Joke Of Tha Day
Post by: Pillow on July 23, 2002, 10:14:10 PM

lol

Title: Re: Joke Of Tha Day
Post by: ExZit on July 24, 2002, 01:51:42 AM

the joke was so bad that it was funny......LoL  ;D

Title: Re: Joke Of Tha Day
Post by: Lil Jay on July 24, 2002, 02:06:41 AM

::)

Title: Re: Joke Of Tha Day
Post by: ExZit on July 24, 2002, 02:16:33 AM

Lil Jay never talks.. he only makes these  ::)  on all posts... ;D

Title: Re: Joke Of Tha Day
Post by: =[Euthanasia]= on July 24, 2002, 03:09:29 AM

He he he, I like that.

Title: Re: Joke Of Tha Day
Post by: .:R-E-L:. on July 24, 2002, 04:33:34 AM

LOL...

Title: Re: Joke Of Tha Day
Post by: HHH on July 24, 2002, 07:45:25 AM

;D

Title: Re: Joke Of Tha Day
Post by: bez on July 24, 2002, 08:39:25 AM

lol funny

Title: Re: Joke Of Tha Day
Post by: Doggystylin on July 24, 2002, 08:40:38 AM

:) :D ;D 8)

Title: Re: Joke Of Tha Day
Post by: Pillow on July 24, 2002, 11:29:59 AM

yo i got a joke...........what do you get when you cross a calender and a hostess snack?

Title: Re: Joke Of Tha Day
Post by: bez on July 24, 2002, 01:17:11 PM

Quote

yo i got a joke...........what do you get when you cross a calender and a hostess snack?

A Shit joke?

Title: Re: Joke Of Tha Day
Post by: S.G.V. on July 24, 2002, 03:55:30 PM

stupid broad...lol

Title: Re: Joke Of Tha Day
Post by: Sikotic™ on July 24, 2002, 04:44:04 PM

lol

Title: Re: Joke Of Tha Day
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on July 24, 2002, 05:25:12 PM

LoL

Title: Re: Joke Of Tha Day
Post by: Pillow on July 24, 2002, 09:24:26 PM

lol well the answer was roccy.......but me and him are cool now so i dont really mean it anymore if that makes sense lol  ;D

Title: Re: Joke Of Tha Day
Post by: V Gotti: H.N.I.C. on July 26, 2002, 11:11:35 AM

lol

Title: Re: Joke Of Tha Day
Post by: Hack Wilson - real on April 20, 2013, 10:08:29 AM

Quote from: BossPlaya on July 23, 2002, 07:25:03 PM

A blonde woman named Tracey finds herself in dire
 trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in
 serious financial straits. She's so desperate that
 she decides to ask God for help.

  She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost
 my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going
 to lose my house as well. Please let me win the
 lotto."

  Lotto night comes and she does not win.
  Tracey again prays... "God, please let me win the
lotto! I've lost my business, my house and now I'm
 going to lose my car."

  Lotto night comes and Tracey is still not blessed.
  Once again, she prays... " Dear Lord, why have
 you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my
 car. My children are starving. I don't often ask for
 help, and I have always been a good servant to you.
 PLEEEEASE, just let me win the lotto this one time so
 I can get my life back in order."

 Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light as the, heavens open and Tracey is confronted by the voice of
 God himself..............

"Tracey, work with me on this... "Buy a fuckin ticket." [/B]  ;D

lol

Title: Re: Joke Of Tha Day
Post by: Sccit on April 20, 2013, 10:55:53 AM

lmao@lil jay's reply

Title: Re: Joke Of Tha Day
Post by: Hack Wilson - real on April 20, 2013, 11:00:21 AM

today's joke of the day:  Elano