What would you do if you were President?

[GoodLuvn169]

Give me your domestic and international policies and plans for your administration.

[pappy]

domestic

1.  fat woman are not allowed to wear tight or skimpy clothes... or they will be arrested on a whole thing of charges,  indecent exposure,  corrupting a minor, a whatever else i can think of

2.  have a national holiday for milf's

3.  smelly people... why waste the time for a trial an jus kill them.  im talkin about the people that smell on a constant basis not some1 who forgot to put on deordorant or whatever

4.  turn long island into the worlds largest land fill

[white Boy]

legalize drugs

[Montana00]

dam i know what id do. some of these are pretty serious others are novelty ideas.

i would first give more funds to homeland security (there underfunded) and build up our defenses so we dont have another terrorist attack

i would stop invading coutries so we dont piss off the middle easterns and the rest of the world. in that case i would make truces with countries

invent an ugly meter, and if your in the red zone you are shot and killed immediatly

lower the governments deficit and do major budget tweaking. governments money is going in too many different places and it needs to stop.

legalize drugs, but put restrictions on it like for alchohol. (age, and you cant be high in public lol)

serisouly i could go on and on this countries got alot of problems

[7even]

collect all politicians who belong either to the Illuminati, Scientology, Neo-Cons (or all of them at the same time) and push em out of office after having told 'em to go to fuckin hell.

[JTSimon]

1. Move Israelis to Northern California.

2. Remove US Troops from Saudi Arabia / Iraq / Afghanistan.

3. Live happily ever after because there is no blatant reason for Osama and company to attack USA.



1. Limit the degrees of murder to Murder 1 and Manslaughter.

2. Universal jail terms for crimes committed.

3. Make jail a horrible place...several categorizes of labor according to laws broken.

4. Renewing driver license includes passing a GT3 level for drivers over the age of 55.

[Woodrow]

collect all politicians who belong either to the Illuminati, Scientology, Neo-Cons (or all of them at the same time) and push em out of office after having told 'em to go to fuckin hell.

7even chimes in with another insightful comment

[7even]

have I insulted the wannabe-neoconservative-party-member?

7even chimes in with another insightful comment

the irony in your irony is that there's no irony!


besides... you know what's funny?
if I'd be searching for pics in google to clown you, I'd been coming up with that one already:


funny thing is, you already clown yourself pretty well selecting this as an avatar. nice job.

[infinite59]

End all support for the Isreali government and remove our troops from the 100 countries they are currently stationed in (this includes CIA and FBI agents that disrupt soveriegn governments).  End all of our sanctions and embargo's that supress economies around the world.  Discontinue America's concentration camps in Gautanomo and Iraq.  Throw Bush, Cheney, Rumsfield in prison for war crimes.  Release Jamil Al-Amin from prison.  


....... I could go on forever, but those are the most important things.

 

[Woodrow]

Sorry to break it to you, but that pic is a joke. It's poking fun at the morons who belive there is a "Vast right wing conspiracy" Too bad your feeble mind can't see the humor in it.


7even's cat joins the arguemnt: "Meow! Englewood, Stop that Scheiße"

[7even]

Sorry to break it to you, but that pic is a joke. It's poking fun at the morons who belive there is a "Vast right wing conspiracy" Too bad your feeble mind can't see the humor in it.


7even's cat joins the arguemnt: "Meow! Englewood, Stop that Scheiße"

lol wow, how many deficits do you have? fuck a vast right wing conspiracy. the point is, youre right wing. Ive used your own joke back against you, moron. Ive attacked right wing neocons in my previous post, and you felt insulted. so I made fun of your right wing ass, that's it, deal with it.

[Woodrow]

Release Jamil Al-Amin from prison

God you're a moron. This is why people look at you, and more your religion, and say: Why do they keep saying Islam is a religon of peace?

You really should come out against people like this.

Why am I not suprised however, that you come out in support of this guy:

Here are some career highlights. H. Rap Brown was a founder and later chairman of the Student Non-Violent Coordinating Committee, whose definition of non-violence included his famous boast: "We're gonna burn America down." In 1967 Brown incited a mob to torch two city blocks in Cambridge, Maryland; "It's time for Cambridge to explode, baby," was his punch line.

He and the law stayed on separate paths until 1995, when he was arrested for shooting a drug dealer four times in the legs, and also charged with carrying a concealed and unlicensed .45 caliber handgun. A year later, he was investigated in connection with more than a dozen homicides, which a police report ascribed to revenge, business rivalries and eliminating people who "knew too much." By 1999 he was arrested on charges of driving a stolen car and carrying a concealed weapon. Even so, when the two sheriff's deputies, Aldranon English, 28, and Ricky Kinchen, 35, found Al-Amin standing in a black trench coat by a parked black Mercedes-Benz, they were not prepared for what came next. Finding Al-Amin's hands concealed, they followed standard procedure and ordered him to show his hands. "OK, here they are," he replied and allegedly pulled out two guns, firing first a .223 caliber assault rifle, then switching to a 9 mm revolver. English was shot in both legs, the left arm and right chest. Six bullets killed Kinchen. The next day English identified Al-Amin from a selection of mug shots.

He chastises American blacks for being too integrated into their country's life: "The problem with African-Americans is that they are so American," he wrote. Men who belong to Al-Amin's Atlanta mosque wear either Islamic-style skullcaps and long robes or black-nationalist combat boots and fatigues. In 1995, two of its members were convicted of illegally shipping more than 900 firearms to groups in Detroit and Philadelphia, and to an Islamic gang linked to Sheik Omar Abdel Rahman, the blind sheikh of New York. One young convert at Al-Amin's mosque subsequently joined Islamic separatists in Kashmir, where he was killed attacking an Indian army post.

You can read more about this moron here.

http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1313

[Montana00]

i agree.....no not with lebron james and pimp daddy bush   im not touching that

But we seriously need to analize our military situation. fuck, we still got soliders in bosnia. We need to seriously get our soliders out of the middle east, cuz all those muslim extremeists are going to get pissed off more each day. (im not talking about all muslims dont take that the wrong way).

WE NEED PEACE WITH EVERY COUNTRY. so no more 9/11 tradgedies happen. Bush needs to learn something.....only attack when a "known enemy attacks you first"
im still waiting for the "report" that iraq was involved in 911........

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

1. Move Israelis to Northern California.

WTF?...Should Northern Cali be the new Israel?

[Entreri117]

1) Take over a 3rd world African country, move all Israeli's there, and rightfully give back Israel back to the Palestinians to end that brutal conflict.

2) Make sure the US is on very good terms w/ all oil trading countries to lower the insanely high gas prices.

3) Pull all US troops out of Iraq.  The US's reason for being there is over.  We have Sadaam (who I would have shot), and there were no WMD's (big surprise there).

4) Increase military spending to keep troops in South Korea at the 38th parallel.  If North Korea invades South Korea and uses Nuclear weapons, I will ask Congress to declare war, and thoroughly nuke North Korea.

5) Make sure there is a law that has the penalty of using any drug not approved by the government (this includes pot) is instant death.  I will have no more fucking pot-heads, crack users, heroin addicts, or any other fucking bums in the United States.