Author Topic: Western Muslims' Racist Rape Spree  (Read 974 times)

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Re: Western Muslims' Racist Rape Spree
« Reply #30 on: January 16, 2006, 12:03:11 AM »
^ Ey faggot,

would u call a devout christain jesus's bitch?

if they called themselves "jesus's slave" perhaps.. how about "islam stan" ?


 
 

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Re: Western Muslims' Racist Rape Spree
« Reply #31 on: January 16, 2006, 12:21:07 AM »
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And NGEers don't have a problem with drinking or smoking

haha i laughed at that

any1 who thinks islam was created for evil doesn't know what they're talking about  :-*

I WENT TO STAPLES CENTER WEN I WAS WALKING MY GOLD RAG FALL OF MY POCKET AND THE GROUND WAS WET TO AND DIRTY MY RAG GOT DIRTY A LIL BIT PULL IT IT BACK AND MAKE SURE IT WOULD NOT DROP AGAIN ROCKING MY RAG AGAIN HOMIE 8
 

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Re: Western Muslims' Racist Rape Spree
« Reply #32 on: January 16, 2006, 12:41:20 AM »
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And NGEers don't have a problem with drinking or smoking

haha i laughed at that

any1 who thinks islam was created for evil doesn't know what they're talking about  :-*

who thinks that?
 

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Re: Western Muslims' Racist Rape Spree
« Reply #33 on: January 16, 2006, 12:47:46 AM »

I WENT TO STAPLES CENTER WEN I WAS WALKING MY GOLD RAG FALL OF MY POCKET AND THE GROUND WAS WET TO AND DIRTY MY RAG GOT DIRTY A LIL BIT PULL IT IT BACK AND MAKE SURE IT WOULD NOT DROP AGAIN ROCKING MY RAG AGAIN HOMIE 8
 

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Re: Western Muslims' Racist Rape Spree
« Reply #34 on: January 16, 2006, 01:03:32 AM »
 

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Re: Western Muslims' Racist Rape Spree
« Reply #35 on: January 16, 2006, 08:05:49 AM »


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Re: Western Muslims' Racist Rape Spree
« Reply #36 on: January 16, 2006, 09:53:39 PM »
-Muslims get high just like non-Muslims get high; the difference is we get high through prayer, meditation, and glorification of Allah.

Well, the NGE would probably beg to differ, but then again, I've never been under the impression that they're respected or taken seriously by other Muslims anyway (they're considered heretics, no?)
 
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Re: Western Muslims' Racist Rape Spree
« Reply #37 on: January 16, 2006, 10:03:05 PM »
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does not need a condom. He believes they are not needed, as his sperm know that no woman is good enough to have his children.

 As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
 
Chuck Norris could have any woman he wants, but he has never had sex. He only masturbates because the only person good enough to have sex with Chuck is Chuck.
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