Create your own Jay Z rhyme:

[eKardz]

ill be back with mine in a few min

[eKardz]

yall know me, rockin the polo fleece
its the black frank white, it aint all a dream
i never respond to niggas tryin to get my cream
cause im the N-o-t-o-r-i-o, U-S, you just lay down slow
me and puff we been runnin this shit,
and i thought i told you, its a gun in this bitch
dont touch my wife faith, or my daughter tianna
i way 300 pounds i aint worried bout karma
remember when i dropped ready to die?
now all niggas say is they aint ready to die
well im ready to ride, in the summer or winter
i remember when i used to eat sardines for dinner

[K A I N]

First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honies
Dummies, playboy bunnies, those wantin money
Those the ones I like cause they don’t get nathan
But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation
Garbage, I turn like doorknobs
Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever
However, I stay coogi down to the socks
Rings and watch filled with rocks
And my jam knock in the mitsubishi
Girls pee pee when they see me
Navajos creep me in they tee pee
As I lay down laws like alan coppet
Stop it - if you think they gonna make a prophet
Don’t see my ones, don’t see my guns - get it
Now tell ya friends poppa hit it then split it
In two as I flow with the junior m.a.f.i.a.
I don’t know what the hell’s stoppin ya
I’m clockin ya, versace shades watchin ya
Once ya grin, I’m in game, begin
First I talk about how I dresses this
In diamond necklasses - stretch lexuses
The sex is just immaculate from the back I get
Deeper and deeper, help ya reach the
Climax that your man can’t make
Call him, tell him you’ll be home real late
And sing the break

[Jip]

heres mine:

Allow me to re-introduce myself, My name is HOV
H to the O-V, I used to move snowflakes by the O.Z.,
I guess even back then you can call me,
C.E.O of the R.O.C HOV,
Fresh out the frying pan into the fire,
I be the, music biz number 1 supplier
Flier than a piece or paper bearing my name,
Got the hottest chick in the game wearing my chain, thats right HOV
Not D.O.C, similar to the letters no one can do it better
I check cheddar like a food inspector,
My homie Strip to me dude finish yo breakfast,
So thats what I'ma do take u back to the dude with the Lexus fast forward the jewels and the necklace,
Let tell u dudes what i do to protect this,
Shoot at u actors like movie directors

[J Bananas]

number one in this rap shit the games dismantled,
walkin round town in my open toed sandals
went from, rap to crack i changed the game
the flow remain icey same with the chain,
dudes is lame, and most bitches no better,
collar poppin out of my iceberg sweater,
wearin new draws thats made outta leather
the game is mine nigga your dame is mine
no dash but yeah that dame is mine, i own def jam
you're too lame to sign, i'll buy your family and
make them mine, back in the days i was
scrapin' dimes now i ride around town, that ain't a  frown,
i'm just a little ugly so please dont clown, want an autograph
i put joe camel down,
there's rules to this shit, i made me a manual,
get my colon cleaned at the doc on the annual,
a million and one rappers sayin fuck you pay me
but i just giggle to myself nigga i'm jay z.

[Jip]

number one in this rap shit the games dismantled,
walkin round town in my open toed sandals
went from, rap to crack i changed the game
the flow remain icey same with the chain,
dudes is lame, and most bitches no better,
collar poppin out of my iceberg sweater,
wearin new draws thats made outta leather
the game is mine nigga your dame is mine
no dash but yeah that dame is mine, i own def jam
you're too lame to sign, i'll buy your family and
make them mine, back in the days i was
scrapin' dimes now i ride around town, that ain't a  frown,
i'm just a little ugly so please dont clown, want an autograph
i put joe camel down,
there's rules to this shit, i made me a manual,
get my colon cleaned at the doc on the annual,
a million and one rappers sayin fuck you pay me
but i just giggle to myself nigga i'm jay z.

that was really good

[Citizen-Y]

Anything that biggie ever said

[The Watcher]

First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honies
Dummies, playboy bunnies, those wantin money
Those the ones I like cause they don’t get nathan
But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation
Garbage, I turn like doorknobs
Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever
However, I stay coogi down to the socks
Rings and watch filled with rocks
And my jam knock in the mitsubishi
Girls pee pee when they see me
Navajos creep me in they tee pee
As I lay down laws like alan coppet
Stop it - if you think they gonna make a prophet
Don’t see my ones, don’t see my guns - get it
Now tell ya friends poppa hit it then split it
In two as I flow with the junior m.a.f.i.a.
I don’t know what the hell’s stoppin ya
I’m clockin ya, versace shades watchin ya
Once ya grin, I’m in game, begin
First I talk about how I dresses this
In diamond necklasses - stretch lexuses
The sex is just immaculate from the back I get
Deeper and deeper, help ya reach the
Climax that your man can’t make
Call him, tell him you’ll be home real late
And sing the break

LMAO

[Sikotic™]

First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honies
Dummies, playboy bunnies, those wantin money
Those the ones I like cause they don’t get nathan
But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation
Garbage, I turn like doorknobs
Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever
However, I stay coogi down to the socks
Rings and watch filled with rocks
And my jam knock in the mitsubishi
Girls pee pee when they see me
Navajos creep me in they tee pee
As I lay down laws like alan coppet
Stop it - if you think they gonna make a prophet
Don’t see my ones, don’t see my guns - get it
Now tell ya friends poppa hit it then split it
In two as I flow with the junior m.a.f.i.a.
I don’t know what the hell’s stoppin ya
I’m clockin ya, versace shades watchin ya
Once ya grin, I’m in game, begin
First I talk about how I dresses this
In diamond necklasses - stretch lexuses
The sex is just immaculate from the back I get
Deeper and deeper, help ya reach the
Climax that your man can’t make
Call him, tell him you’ll be home real late
And sing the break

  ...and the winner goes too...

[Mac 10 †]

First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honies
Dummies, playboy bunnies, those wantin money
Those the ones I like cause they don’t get nathan
But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation
Garbage, I turn like doorknobs
Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever
However, I stay coogi down to the socks
Rings and watch filled with rocks
And my jam knock in the mitsubishi
Girls pee pee when they see me
Navajos creep me in they tee pee
As I lay down laws like alan coppet
Stop it - if you think they gonna make a prophet
Don’t see my ones, don’t see my guns - get it
Now tell ya friends poppa hit it then split it
In two as I flow with the junior m.a.f.i.a.
I don’t know what the hell’s stoppin ya
I’m clockin ya, versace shades watchin ya
Once ya grin, I’m in game, begin
First I talk about how I dresses this
In diamond necklasses - stretch lexuses
The sex is just immaculate from the back I get
Deeper and deeper, help ya reach the
Climax that your man can’t make
Call him, tell him you’ll be home real late
And sing the break

hmmm

[ωεεźγ ғ]

heres mine:

Allow me to re-introduce myself, My name is HOV
H to the O-V, I used to move snowflakes by the O.Z.,
I guess even back then you can call me,
C.E.O of the R.O.C HOV,
Fresh out the frying pan into the fire,
I be the, music biz number 1 supplier
Flier than a piece or paper bearing my name,
Got the hottest chick in the game wearing my chain, thats right HOV
Not D.O.C, similar to the letters no one can do it better
I check cheddar like a food inspector,
My homie Strip to me dude finish yo breakfast,
So thats what I'ma do take u back to the dude with the Lexus fast forward the jewels and the necklace,
Let tell u dudes what i do to protect this,
Shoot at u actors like movie directors

It's create your own rhyme you fucking dumass

[Jome]

Create your own Game or 50 rhyme would be funnier, they're so formulaic. 

[Jip]

heres mine:

Allow me to re-introduce myself, My name is HOV
H to the O-V, I used to move snowflakes by the O.Z.,
I guess even back then you can call me,
C.E.O of the R.O.C HOV,
Fresh out the frying pan into the fire,
I be the, music biz number 1 supplier
Flier than a piece or paper bearing my name,
Got the hottest chick in the game wearing my chain, thats right HOV
Not D.O.C, similar to the letters no one can do it better
I check cheddar like a food inspector,
My homie Strip to me dude finish yo breakfast,
So thats what I'ma do take u back to the dude with the Lexus fast forward the jewels and the necklace,
Let tell u dudes what i do to protect this,
Shoot at u actors like movie directors

It's create your own rhyme you fucking dumass

you dont get it, the purpose of this thread was to try and make jay-z look like a bad mc, when infact the verse i put was a good one, like one of the many he has done in his career

retard

[ωεεźγ ғ]

^
your right i dont get it, i have better things to do in life than make people better than me look bad to make my self better

Jay Z > anyone on Dubcc
why even bother?

[Jip]

sigh