Author Topic: Rappers = NBAstars (FUNNY SHIT)  (Read 534 times)

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Rappers = NBAstars (FUNNY SHIT)
« on: January 26, 2006, 12:12:32 AM »
c if yall cant think of anymore.....

Talib Kweli=Lamar Odom
"Great talent, all the tools but doesn't do enough to become of the elite players/rappers in the league."

Cam = Allan Houston
Great shot, but in the 4th Quarter his game goes to sleep

Prodigy=Penny Hardaway
Flashes of brilliance earlier in their careers. Both are slowly on the decline.

Guru=Tim Duncan
Legendary but boring as hell sometimes.

Jay-Z=Michael Jordan
Many think he's the greatest, some don't but every one wants to be like him, and even after retiring people want him to comeback,and still talk about him

Jadakiss= Steve Francis
Perennial All-Star, High expectations year after year
Fan favorite , highlight material (quotables, punchlines), low shooting percentage (2 mediocre albums)

kobe = r.kelly
perform best when facing charges...

Fat Joe = Chris Childs
Only good for throwin jabs at people clearly more talented than him(jayz)

Nate Dogg = Mark Jackson
Once considered legendary, but is only good at giving assists.

Tony Yayo = Darko Milicic
Sat on the bench all year while his team won the championship.

Fabolous - Stephon Marbury
Plays so well at times, but always seems to disappoint with his POOR decision making during the 4th quarter.

Eminem=Larry Bird
(White people think he's the greatest ever because he's white)
(Black people think he's overrated because he's white)


ll cool j=karl malone
consistent every year, but wont win a championship(with weak albums)

dr.dre=phil jackson
gets too much credit for doing nothing.

snoop= gary payton
talks a lot of trash, but hasnt been good since early days

nas= tracy mcgrady(before the trade)
1 one the best players in the game. on a weak team(braveheart) but can raise among stars(that all-star move a couple years ago)

cormega=paul pierce
great player, and underrated

Lloyd Banks = Ricky Davis , has some highlight reels but in the end will never be an allstar

DMX = Damon Stoudamire
2 drug attics that still can't put the pipe down.

Lil Flip = Earl Boykins
Both short on substance.

Mase=Alonzo Mourning
Solid player who retires and comes back, after a while no one really cares .

Lil Jon - Jason Kidd
He can't EVER do it by himself and he makes mediocre cats look like the most dominant cats in the league.

The LOX = LA Clippers
They have shown much talent over the years, but have never won anything.

D12 = Orlando Magic
Would have been a joke without their best player

allen iverson = 50 cent
both take a lot of shots

Andre 3000 = Dennis Rodman
Unique Styles often overlooked their spectular performances

Freaky Zeek = Ron Artest
Had items thrown them, didn't hestitate to fuck somebody up

Jim Jones = Jermaine O'Neal
Didn't hestitate to help his man out

Suge Knight = Shaq
Most feared player in the game

Kanye West = Lebron James
Rookies of the year and we're all on our toes to see what they deliver next year

2pac = Wilt Chambelain
Before Jordan, he was elite, but both ill-fated. Also took jabs at Jordan, like pac to jay when he was with B.I.G

Eazy-E= Magic Johnson
Both retired from HIV

 

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Re: Rappers = NBAstars (FUNNY SHIT)
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2006, 11:40:04 AM »
lol oh man i was crackin up at some of those props, i like

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Tony Yayo = Darko Milicic
Sat on the bench all year while his team won the championship.
 

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Re: Rappers = NBAstars (FUNNY SHIT)
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2006, 02:12:27 PM »
Damn, props for that, I was rollin'

 

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Re: Rappers = NBAstars (FUNNY SHIT)
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2006, 02:21:37 PM »
lol props  got sum cool once

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Re: Rappers = NBAstars (FUNNY SHIT)
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2006, 02:59:59 PM »
Props, some nice comparisons.
 

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Re: Rappers = NBAstars (FUNNY SHIT)
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2006, 03:51:55 PM »
I was actually going to make a post like this. I agree with some, disagree with others.

Karl Malone - LL
Got to agree with that one

Dr. Dre - Phil Jackson
Both orchestrate winning squads

Michael Jordan - Tupac
Arguably the best, everyone wants to be-rap like him, defeated everyone in his prime
Jordan 85-93 = 2pac 91-94
Jordan 95-98 = 2pac 94-96
Jordan 01-03 = posthumous 2pac recordings, not the same as before

Dr. J - Big Daddy Kane
The smoothest, coolest players ever, everyone tried to copy their moves

Jason Williams - Jay-Z
All flash, no substance, both overrated

Kobe - Nas
Both started out strong, had their struggles in the middle of their careers (escobar era/rape charges), then came on strong (stillmatic era/81 points) to run the game

Ron Artest - DMX
Both talented but wild as fuck and antics have ruined both of their careers

Wilt Chamberlain - Ice Cube
Completely dominated their era and couldn't be fucked with

Shaq 95-02 - Kurupt the Kingpin
Served anyone that stepped up, feared in battle situations
Shaq 03-present - Kurupt Young Gotti
Fell the fuck off, both play like they don't care anymore but still think they're great, both feuded with team members, both have substance abuse issues (krispy kremes/crack cocaine)

Drazen Petrovic - Big L
Who knows how good they could have been

Magic Johnson - DJ Quik
Both excel at several facets of the game

Vince Carter - Eminem
Sometimes they each seem brilliant, at other times they seem like they just don't care

Gary Payton - Krs-One
They each once excelled, they each are extremely cocky with an overrated view of themselves, they're both loudmouths and they've both fallen the fuck off but still think they're great/relevant

Harold Minor - Canibus
Both good at one irrelevant thing, bad at everything else, each of their stays were short lived

Bill Russel - Chuck D
Both respected elder statesmen in the game

David Stern - Jimmy Iovine
Got this whole game on lock, for better or worse

Being a LAKER is a privilige. Unfortunately some "Lakers" have forgotten that.

Los Angeles Lakers
Anaheim Angels
 

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Re: Rappers = NBAstars (FUNNY SHIT)
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2006, 05:06:28 PM »
Fat Joe = Chris Childs
Only good for throwin jabs at people clearly more talented than him(jayz)

2pac = Wilt Chambelain
Before Jordan, he was elite, but both ill-fated. Also took jabs at Jordan, like pac to jay when he was with B.I.G

Wouldnt 50 Cent be Chris Childs?

When did Wilt take shots at MJ?
"House shoes & coffee: I know the paper gone come"

 

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Re: Rappers = NBAstars (FUNNY SHIT)
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2006, 06:54:02 PM »
got some mores for ya

AZ = shawn marion
i feel as though they both have that bad boy that moves silently mentality

Cee-Lo = rafer alston
better by themselves then in a group... no disrespect to goodie mob.. but w. out mr. simply cee lo gree the got nothin

Devin the dude = ben wallace
jus cuz i can see ben smokin a LOT of weed

Juve = ray allen
jus cuz they both have range... ray ray can shoot and juve can switch up his style

jamie foxx = chris paul
young and upcoming star

sheed = ghostface
jus both grimy as hell, w. yellow ass teeth

lil jon - sam cassel
both ugly as FUCK (if u saw lil jon w. out his glasses ud know what i mean)

Juelz santana = antoine walker
sorry for u dipset fans.. but i hate em both
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TJ Ford = twista
they are both fast as fuck

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Re: Rappers = NBAstars (FUNNY SHIT)
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2006, 06:57:10 PM »
u could also use...
ghostface= shawn marion
both the 3rd best player on there team... but both amazing
 

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Re: Rappers = NBAstars (FUNNY SHIT)
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2006, 04:26:30 AM »
LOL...props.  Pretty good comparisons ;D
 

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Re: Rappers = NBAstars (FUNNY SHIT)
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2006, 10:52:05 AM »
NO MORE WAR
 

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Re: Rappers = NBAstars (FUNNY SHIT)
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2006, 06:19:59 PM »
lol but Jamie Foxx aint really 'young'...
 

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Re: Rappers = NBAstars (FUNNY SHIT)
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2006, 06:22:53 PM »
lol but Jamie Foxx aint really 'young'...

young to the music industry
 

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Re: Rappers = NBAstars (FUNNY SHIT)
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2006, 09:03:09 AM »
lol but Jamie Foxx aint really 'young'...

young to the music industry
no he´s not.
 

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Re: Rappers = NBAstars (FUNNY SHIT)
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2006, 06:26:23 PM »
u could also use...
ghostface= shawn marion
both the 3rd best player on there team... but both amazing

this is the best comparison outta all of em