how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....

[late night]

i am talking to this girl that i met over the chat rooms.... she is sweet n shit everytime i try 2 talk about what she looks like n shit the topic gets changed.... i was wondering if any of u knew any metheds 2 tell if she iz fat over the phone... like by laugh or breathing rythms please share ur knowledge.. something?

[Teddy Roosevelt]

i am talking to this girl that i met over the chat rooms

No knowledge, just experience... Over the years I've found out (or maybe was the only one that didn't know) that girls that chat over the net are fat. Not a 100%, but if they ain't gonna show you a pic or change the subject as you said then don't be surpirsed if they got meat on them. Seriously.

[Don Jacob]

just start talking about food, if they're all into every detail, chances are you're flirtin with a fatty.

[WestCoasta]

yeah, what Ted said

no fine ass skinny bitch is gonna be lookin for some goon like you on the internet

[The Watcher]

90% of the girls that use the internet are heffa's, its just the way the world is .. hot chicks don't need to be on the net lookin for dick

i've known 2 girls that use the internet that were pure hotness, one of them was a real headcase, the other was dope .. so i married her

[Jip]

if it sounds like she is stuffing her face every 10 seconds, shes more than likely fat

[TeeRaySix9Teen]

i am talking to this girl that i met over the chat rooms

No knowledge, just experience... Over the years I've found out (or maybe was the only one that didn't know) that girls that chat over the net are fat. Not a 100%, but if they ain't gonna show you a pic or change the subject as you said then don't be surpirsed if they got meat on them. Seriously.

that aint always true homie. ive actually met a few bitches off the internet. and they were fine.

as for whether or not she's fat, its hard to tell just by talking. I think it was Jake up there that said talk about food lol. Maybe thatll work. An easy way to find out tho, is tell her ass that u date mostly big girls. Then she'll be comfortable bein honest about how fat she is. then, when she tells u she looks like Big Puns big sister...u can drop her.

[hempside]

yeah, what Ted said

no fine ass skinny bitch is gonna be lookin for some goon like you on the internet

as if you got room to talk,trick ass nigga...i see the bitch in you everytime.

[eKardz]

An easy way to find out tho, is tell her ass that u date mostly big girls. Then she'll be comfortable bein honest about how fat she is. then, when she tells u she looks like Big Puns big sister...u can drop her.

LMFAO fucked up, but i bet that will work.

[Don Seer]

lol thats some cold shit.. seriously.the girls i've met like this.. (all 2 of em) its 50/50 so far.. some girls i guess just arent confident..

[JMan]

lol thats some cold shit.. seriously.the girls i've met like this.. (all 2 of em) its 50/50 so far.. some girls i guess just arent confident..

yup.. so so true.. but even if you pull a fatty you gota remember that "fat bitchs need love too"

[IzUwitIt]

lol @ this thread

'how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone'

funny shit

[mauzip]

[WestCoasta]

yeah, what Ted said

no fine ass skinny bitch is gonna be lookin for some goon like you on the internet

as if you got room to talk,trick ass nigga...i see the bitch in you everytime.

geah!   where ya been Bigg Hemp?!

[Teddy Roosevelt]

LOL. Props Mauzip. Very interesting, but what about a basic portrait shot? that's becoming the most common one I see these days. Oh well.