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Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2006, 10:22:58 AM »
Ask her if she wants some sausage, and see what she says...
 

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Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2006, 12:25:59 PM »
Hahaha how would you be able to figure out a fat girl versus a skinny girl over the phone? Haha Its not like fat people breathe differently from skinny people. Haha Oh man, why are you talking to a girl who hasnt shown you her picture yet? Why wont you just ask her for one and end your curiousity. Haha most likely if the girl doesnt have a picture of herself then shes most likely hideous. :D


LMFAO @ that picture chart. All of that is partially true. haha Who the hell made that?! haha
 

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Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2006, 01:44:38 PM »
Usually if she's eating while talking to you she;s fat. And, if her speech is muffled and distorted by the fat in her face.
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Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2006, 02:08:18 PM »
who cares?  it's not like your dating models right now.  just do her regardless.
 

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Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2006, 02:20:20 PM »
If she dont even wanna talk about her looks, you're in the danger-zone.. Then again, she could be looking for a guy who's not only attracted to her looks, but also to her personality. But those are usually the fat bitches, they dont got the looks to attract people so they gotta try with something else. Maybe you should just fix a date and check it out yourself.
 

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Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2006, 04:42:39 PM »
You gotta be careful too because fat bitches will brag about how many guys hit on them and shit. Normal chcks don't because it's just a regular occurence.
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Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2006, 10:10:35 PM »
well she finally told me shes 5'4 and just under 200 pounds... thanks 4 the advice knew dubcc would come through...
 

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Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2006, 10:14:18 PM »
holy shit 5'4 just under 200 pounds, thats like gnome status. dude, shes like a fucking stump.
 

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Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
« Reply #23 on: February 14, 2006, 10:16:33 PM »
holy shit 5'4 just under 200 pounds, thats like gnome status. dude, shes like a fucking stump.
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Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2006, 10:18:56 PM »
well she finally told me shes 5'4 and just under 200 pounds... thanks 4 the advice knew dubcc would come through...
Internet is the perfect place for fat girls. No visuals at all. 200 pounds and 5'4 ?!?!?!?! You still gonna chill with her? Like Educated Thug said: "fat bitchs need love too"
 

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Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2006, 12:18:16 AM »
LMAO @ under 200 lbs. She's probably 199.5.
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Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2006, 05:21:22 AM »
LMAO @ under 200 lbs. She's probably 199.5.

probably more like 210.9 lbs
 

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Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
« Reply #27 on: February 17, 2006, 03:32:16 AM »
LMAO @ under 200 lbs. She's probably 199.5.

at least she isnt fat, AND a liar tho


but yeah, 5'4", 200 pounds? Its Danny Devito!
 

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Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
« Reply #28 on: February 17, 2006, 04:58:33 PM »
LMAO!!!!!!!
 

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Re: how to know if a girl iz fat over the phone.....
« Reply #29 on: February 17, 2006, 05:01:46 PM »