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Re: If Hip Hop Was A High School
« Reply #30 on: February 27, 2006, 07:18:59 PM »
eminem would be the only white kid who joins late during the semester and trys gettin a pass by chillin with a black chick he knows, but she splits when she see's nelly and all the niggaz at hiphop high school bully him...he leaves during the same semester and goes join the neo nazis
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Re: If Hip Hop Was A High School
« Reply #31 on: February 27, 2006, 09:28:23 PM »
they need to have more rappers on there..

Dogg Pound
Mobb Deep
Westside Connection
Dipset
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Re: If Hip Hop Was A High School
« Reply #32 on: February 28, 2006, 12:01:55 AM »
i got some more



cam'ron- would be the black guy in school that thought he was the most popular kid in school, but in reality no one really liked him , and he was the guy at lunch that walked all by himself and went from group to group trying to fit in , then finds a couple of more friends with the same problem/mentality, and they think they're the shit.
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Re: If Hip Hop Was A High School
« Reply #33 on: February 28, 2006, 12:08:00 AM »
krs one- the oldest teacher in school who in his day was probably one of the better teachers in the nation, now he's let age take his mind and he is past his prime, should have retired 15 years ago, is grumpy all the time, and makes synial comments that have nothing to do with any thing , or makes outrageous statements


2pac- would be a former student who did great things while attending school ,died after graduation and now every aspect of his life is worshiped, and admired.

snoop dogg- former star athlete who went on to a top college  and into the pros and is a mediocre athlete now but  still a huge star and huge home town hero.

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Re: If Hip Hop Was A High School
« Reply #34 on: February 28, 2006, 10:31:46 AM »
lol kanye would be best dressed? a white person must have made that
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Re: If Hip Hop Was A High School
« Reply #35 on: February 28, 2006, 03:14:57 PM »
50's an athletic ladies man who, despite a huge ego, couldn't shake off rumours that he's an informant for the principal.

Ja Rule's an attention whore who would attempt to start fights with everyone but would pussy out when push came to shove. He hangs out with The Game sometimes.

Jay-Z is a gossip queen who spreads rumours (subliminal disses) but doesn't get started on because no-one can prove that he said shit.

Kurupt is the cool kid to smoke with, but isn't as popular as some of his classmates since he's off in his own world.

Nate is the choirboy packing heat. With a voice like his, he's got the naughty schoolgirls at his beck and call.

Yayo is the 62 year old school janitor who has a questionable "friendship" with young 50.

Daz never comes to school, and prefers to stay home smoking and playing video games. He'll sell you the latest bootleg for a few bucks.

Warren G is popular because he appeals to the thugs, the playas and the smokers. In actuality, he can't decide which group he fits best in.

Benzino is the 43 year old who never graduated and has been held back for the 28th consecutive year.

Bizarre is the fat kid who leaves class five minutes early so he's first in the lunch line. He faces stiff competition from Fat Joe.

Ras Kass was recently expelled for his controversial outbursts regarding the history of the world.

 Guru & Premier are the two guys who freestyle in the school car park.

Krondon's the scary exchange student who has to stay at Xzibit's house.

That's all I got for now...





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Re: If Hip Hop Was A High School
« Reply #36 on: February 28, 2006, 04:47:11 PM »
Cam'ron is the ball player that all the square kids hate for his unrestrained mouth and success. he's also smart tho and knows how to confuse sqaures more and pull in ladies by having original fashion and slang. smokes a lot of dope.
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Re: If Hip Hop Was A High School
« Reply #37 on: March 01, 2006, 06:29:19 AM »
Props for that man ,, I made my own  If hiphop was a zoo , :P
But i like yours man !
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Re: If Hip Hop Was A High School
« Reply #38 on: March 01, 2006, 06:06:13 PM »
funny shit
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Re: If Hip Hop Was A High School
« Reply #39 on: March 02, 2006, 09:47:44 AM »
Quote from: J Bin Laden on February 28, 2006, 04:47:11 PM
Cam'ron is the ball player that all the square kids hate for his unrestrained mouth and success. he's also smart tho and knows how to confuse sqaures more and pull in ladies by having original fashion and slang. smokes a lot of dope.

sqaures....dude it's 2006 not 66'
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Re: If Hip Hop Was A High School
« Reply #40 on: March 02, 2006, 10:40:38 AM »
what about defari, wasnt he actually a high school teacher for a while?
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Re: If Hip Hop Was A High School
« Reply #41 on: March 02, 2006, 11:05:13 AM »
j live is a teacher
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Re: If Hip Hop Was A High School
« Reply #42 on: March 02, 2006, 12:14:38 PM »
tupac and biggie r the 2 most famous students hwo graduated and died 7 years and every one acts like they know them and love them

suge is the kid that used to be a bully around august till xmas break then he became juss a big scary dude that no one fux with any more

ODB is that crazy student who loves to talk shit to teachers

daz and spider loc dont actually go to school they hand in all their work via the internet

trine, JLO, remy ma and lil kim r the skool sluts

snoop is the ugly chilled out basketball player that girls love his pimp talk but actually sleep with him cause he has a girl frnd

nelly is the dude that all guys hate and all girls love

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Re: If Hip Hop Was A High School
« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2006, 10:45:18 AM »
Quote from: notorious^q8I on March 02, 2006, 12:14:38 PM
ODB is that crazy student who loves to talk shit to teachers

daz and spider loc dont actually go to school they hand in all their work via the internet
Added these (except spider since I already got him)
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Re: If Hip Hop Was A High School
« Reply #44 on: March 03, 2006, 04:56:25 PM »
lol funny shit
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