If Hiphop was A zoo ?!

[Wordfish]

I've Seen the Topic about "What if Hiphop was A high School" ,., Well what if hiphop was a zoo ?

50 cent would be the Beaver with a whole in his fur who got there bcauze he was bullied by the other Beavers  Next to the guerilla cage , tryin to be A guerilla ...

Ja rule would be the chimpmonkey..,That would Holla alot of things that "looked" like human language

2 Pac would be an owl , that was very wise and saw and heard everything

The Game would be the Snake tryin to eat the beaver , cuz the beaver is just f*ckin' around

Fat joe would be the Elephant That was only Leanin' back all the time , cuz it can't do no goddamn tricks

Mike Jones would be an Anoying Bird , who be sayin the same shit over and over again

Remy ma would be the crow, thinkin she's hot chocolate

Christina millian would be A swan ,, That every animal in the park was dreamin of humpin on..

Eminem would be an Albino Monkey , But no one would of even notice he was white

Paul wall would be the first rhino with a shinin' nose .,

Lloyd banks would be a Real Guerilla only with the Biggest lips of all time and he would be the bitch of all the other Guerilla's but still thinks he can own all of them if he wanted 2

Olivia would be an Mandrill , who everybody was wondering is it a boy or a girl ? ,, but after like 4 years stoped wonderin'

Dr Dre Would be an Old Seal , makin the hottest noise .,

Snoop dog would be an Flamingo , who would be chillin and laughin at the people who would watch him..

Ice cube would be a big black bear

Ruffryders would be a Pack Of wolves .,

Murder inc would be an group of chinchilla's actin like they Bears.. And they would share there Cage with an Beautifull bird..

Ludacriss would be a Gecko , Who Looked high all the time

Eve would be a Tiger

Lil John would be the hairy Bison Who couldn't walk straight

Aesop rock would be the animal no-one knows what it exactly is. they wouldnt even be sure its an animal.

Brother ali would be the albino gorilla

Benzino would be Elephant shit

And If you know some mo' ? tell me >?

[mauzip]

Mike Jones would be an Anoying Bird , who be sayin the same shit over and over again

 

[Wordfish]

Mike Jones would be an Anoying Bird , who be sayin the same shit over and over again

 

Lol , Nice picture ., WHO Turtle Jones

[eazye]

^^^^^^^^^^ ;DNice.Good read.

[Throwback]

aesop rock would be the animal no-one knows what it exactly is. they wouldnt even be sure its an animal.
brother ali would be the albino gorilla

[Wordfish]

Anyone more knows peeps that really look like animals ?

[big mat]

Anyone more knows peeps that really look like animals ?

there's a dude on this site that looks like a mole

[Wordfish]

Lmao ,, post his picture then ,, maybe he gonne be famous 2 !

[Mo Z. Dizzle]

jay-z wud be a camel

[J Bananas]

i wanna put it in julia bonds butt

[Mac 10 †]

i wanna put it in julia bonds butt

dipset bitch

[Wordfish]

I wanne do Julia bond 2 , , Damn shes fuckin hooott !

[cripper ^^]

I've Seen the Topic about "What if Hiphop was A high School" ,., Well what if hiphop was a zoo ?

50 cent would be the Beaver with a whole in his fur who got there bcauze he was bullied by the other Beavers  Next to the guerilla cage , tryin to be A guerilla ...

Ja rule would be the chimpmonkey..,That would Holla alot of things that "looked" like human language

2 Pac would be an owl , that was very wise and saw and heard everything

The Game would be the Snake tryin to eat the beaver , cuz the beaver is just f*ckin' around

Fat joe would be the Elephant That was only Leanin' back all the time , cuz it can't do no goddamn tricks

Mike Jones would be an Anoying Bird , who be sayin the same shit over and over again

Remy ma would be the crow, thinkin she's hot chocolate

Christina millian would be A swan ,, That every animal in the park was dreamin of humpin on..

Eminem would be an Albino Monkey , But no one would of even notice he was white

Paul wall would be the first rhino with a shinin' nose .,

Lloyd banks would be a Real Guerilla only with the Biggest lips of all time and he would be the bitch of all the other Guerilla's but still thinks he can own all of them if he wanted 2

Olivia would be an Mandrill , who everybody was wondering is it a boy or a girl ? ,, but after like 4 years stoped wonderin'

Dr Dre Would be an Old Seal , makin the hottest noise .,

Snoop dog would be an Flamingo , who would be chillin and laughin at the people who would watch him..

Ice cube would be a big black bear

Ruffryders would be a Pack Of wolves .,

Murder inc would be an group of chinchilla's actin like they Bears.. And they would share there Cage with an Beautifull bird..

Ludacriss would be a Gecko , Who Looked high all the time

Eve would be a Tiger

Lil John would be the hairy Bison Who couldn't walk straight

Aesop rock would be the animal no-one knows what it exactly is. they wouldnt even be sure its an animal.

Brother ali would be the albino gorilla

And If you know some mo' ? tell me >?

dat shit fuckin funny cuzz .....

additions

Biggie would be tha horse wit crazy weight 2 carry

P. diddy would be tha fly u always got 2 swat away when u head 2 tha horse area

Usher would be tha chicken always tryin 2 get laid

Chingy would be tha bat dat comes out of tha cave every blue moon 2 be seen

Nelly would be tha goose who just shits on every damn thing

Bow wow would be tha lil rat dat obeys its elder rodent rat Jermaine
 
 and

Lil kim would be tha chipmunk always eaten nuts

[jeromechickenbone]

Benzino would be Elephant shit.

[big mat]

ja rule would be a rat, 50 a horse with his big ass theeth (or a pig cuz he fuck with them)

biggie would be a big ass ugly gorilla
 
ashanti a hamster