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{VID} Quite Possibly the Worst Wrestling Promo Ever
« on: March 15, 2006, 01:06:48 PM »


Ken Patera completely murders this promo. Got to give credit to Mean Gene for being able to keep a straight face for the most part during this promo.
 

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Re: {VID} Quite Possibly the Worst Wrestling Promo Ever
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2006, 01:25:54 PM »
im surprised they let him ramble on like that for so long
that prolly was the worst promo ever
      
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« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2006, 03:02:21 PM »
haha, that was painful to watch.
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Re: {VID} Quite Possibly the Worst Wrestling Promo Ever
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2006, 06:55:51 PM »
that wasnt very good, but it pales in comparison to that indy lex luger promo that was making the rounds a couple months ago. and animal is putting out some pretty awful promos as well.
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Re: {VID} Quite Possibly the Worst Wrestling Promo Ever
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2006, 07:07:19 PM »
that wasnt very good, but it pails in comparison to that indy lex luger promo that was making the rounds a couple months ago. and animal is putting out some pretty awful promos as well.

you realize you have to post these now right 8)
 

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Re: {VID} Quite Possibly the Worst Wrestling Promo Ever
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2006, 07:16:36 PM »
 

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Re: {VID} Quite Possibly the Worst Wrestling Promo Ever
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2006, 07:25:27 PM »
that wasnt very good, but it pales in comparison to that indy lex luger promo that was making the rounds a couple months ago. and animal is putting out some pretty awful promos as well.

you realize you have to post these now right 8)

ok, http://youtube.com/watch?v=mnI8KTgcJKc&search=lex%20luger

you're gonna have to watch SD for the animal stuff tho
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Re: {VID} Quite Possibly the Worst Wrestling Promo Ever
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2006, 07:37:53 PM »
 

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Re: {VID} Quite Possibly the Worst Wrestling Promo Ever
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2006, 07:52:23 PM »
I didn't think it was that bad. It seemed like this is Ken really getting upset. Came across like something a real fighter would say, in my opinion.


I've certainly seen worse. Linda McMahon is way worse than that at her best.



Here's a funny one.




And here's a classic;


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW2jSHJupIo&search=Jim%20Cornette


and another gem for good measure

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95zkwGR7rDA&search=wrestling%20promo


(I'm not being sarcastic. I think these are good).



 

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« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2006, 08:59:25 PM »
try this one too, not a promo but...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0-10ALw93Tk&search=its%20still%20real%20to%20me

haha I love that one. Instant classic.

There's one from WCW with Macho Man and Kevin Nash that's bad too. I'll try to find it.
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Re: {VID} Quite Possibly the Worst Wrestling Promo Ever
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2006, 11:42:25 PM »
I didn't think it was that bad. It seemed like this is Ken really getting upset. Came across like something a real fighter would say, in my opinion.

Did you hear how many times he messed up? Did you hear how many times he used really bad metaphors? That was the first time that I've seen a WWE interviewer looking around for a way out & having to put his hand over his face to stop himself from laughing. Linda McMahon at her worst wasn't that bad.
 

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« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2006, 01:36:31 AM »
hahaha u wanna talk about bad promos? try rick steiner and chucky back in 1998...that was so terrrible i was rolling around laughing !
 

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Re: {VID} Quite Possibly the Worst Wrestling Promo Ever
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2006, 05:35:18 AM »
that chucky thing was more of a management thing than steiners fault. i dont think anybody could've pulled that off
 

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« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2006, 09:25:25 AM »
I didn't think it was that bad. It seemed like this is Ken really getting upset. Came across like something a real fighter would say, in my opinion.

Did you hear how many times he messed up? Did you hear how many times he used really bad metaphors? That was the first time that I've seen a WWE interviewer looking around for a way out & having to put his hand over his face to stop himself from laughing. Linda McMahon at her worst wasn't that bad.


Yeah but he didn't look like he was acting. He came across, to me anyway, as a sincere guy who just couldn't find the right words. Hearing Linda McMahon say "You're Fired!" in the stupid over the top way she did made me tune of of Raw for 2 weeks.
 

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« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2006, 11:09:58 AM »
LOL that lex luger one was laughs.....he couldnt even take off his shirt! lol