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^^^wtf u serious?
Madden Curse ain't got shit on the Curse of the Power Rangers
Quote from: Inglewood Ave on March 23, 2006, 07:22:35 PMWhat about the chinese bitch died in a car crash
What about the chinese bitch
Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Just last August, one of our beloved Power Rangers entered the world of tabloid scandal when he was accused of a gruesome double murder involving a yacht, two old people, and an anchor of death. Now comes word of a new Power Ranger scandal. According to Pink is the New Blog and Fleshbot, former Red Power Ranger Austin St. John has found a new career in gay porn. Allegedly. Nothing has been confirmed, but a man called "Brock" has surfaced on a website called SeanCody.com, which features amateur man-on-man action, among other things. The similarities are striking, but we won't sign off on this until we see current photos of the former Power Ranger (isn't it ironic that his stage name sounds more porn-tastic than his porn name? I mean, Austin St. John?).Nevertheless, all these shenanigans got me thinking. What other cruel fates might befall the other former Power Rangers? Our predictions after the jump...Black Walter Jones, The Black Ranger:After a few cheeky appearances on VH1's twelfth iteration of I Love The '90s, Walter will attempt to earn some street cred by releasing the hip-hop single, "Ho' Ho' Pimpin' Ranger." Sadly, the song will never find mass appeal, and so Walter will shoot himself nine times in an attempt to gain the same street cred as 50 Cent. The plan will go severely awry when he shoots himself in the temple.pink Amy Jo Johnson, The Pink Ranger:The most successful of the former Rangers, Amy Jo has spent the past ten years toiling away on TV shows such as Felicity and ER, to name a few. However, she will be thrown into the international spotlight when she drunkenly crashes her car into another vehicle, killing the other driver. That driver? THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND. Way to go, Pinky.white Jason David Frank, The White Ranger:Jason David Frank will finally succumb to years of injuries endured from fans who've attacked him thinking he was the evil spawn of Steven Seagal, Dan Cortese, and Howie Dorough of The Backstreet Boys.blue David Yost, The Blue Ranger:In 2000, David Yost starred in the TV movie, After Diff'rent Strokes: When the Laughter Stopped as "Playboy Photographer." Do I really need to hypothesize on his future? yellow Thuy Trang, The Yellow Ranger:Actually, um, Tran died four and a half years ago in a car crash. So, uh, yeah. Kind of a comedy downer...
LMAO at "Brock" Who was accused of murder?
I WENT TO STAPLES CENTER WEN I WAS WALKING MY GOLD RAG FALL OF MY POCKET AND THE GROUND WAS WET TO AND DIRTY MY RAG GOT DIRTY A LIL BIT PULL IT IT BACK AND MAKE SURE IT WOULD NOT DROP AGAIN ROCKING MY RAG AGAIN HOMIE 8
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