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My Invention
« on: September 22, 2002, 10:15:18 PM »
Kinda Gross but here goes:

You know how when you take a big dump and then your like "I feel like I lost 5 pounds".  Well how bout a toilet that could weigh your turds!  You could put it in bars and stuff.  You could put in a dollar, take a dump, then it could print out a reciept stating how much your crap weighs.  You could compare with friends and shit.  I think that would be dope.  
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« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2002, 10:18:36 PM »
u do that man..... watch like 20 years from now that idea makes him rich an i was mockin him an i could of been in on it
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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2002, 10:53:53 PM »
Do it man. Maybe hospitals can use that shit. Seriously, it could be a good idea, NO JOKE.
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« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2002, 01:16:34 AM »
lolllll
i have an invention!
a robot that supports your ideas even though they are fuckin crazy
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Shoe_whore

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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2002, 01:18:17 AM »
we already have one of those inventions. but we call it SCALES. You shit in a container and they weigh it, subtracting the weight of the container
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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2002, 06:19:29 AM »
you're missing the point  ::)


you could also have the toilet work out how much loo paper u used by spotting how much the weight changes  ;D
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« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2002, 12:49:48 PM »
lloll funny shit
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« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2002, 04:01:06 PM »
Oh, shit...U better get ure shit coppywritten quik, cuz u might see it in the paper tommorow...PeACE
 

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Re: My Invention
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2002, 04:07:40 PM »
fuckit, copyrights are too expensive.  I got way more inventions anyway, you'll see
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« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2002, 04:26:40 PM »
I remember in 6th grade we had to make inventions and I made the worst shit in school. I got some fuckin hanger wire and made it into a "eye glass holder". I didnt care tho because all you had to do was make somethin for credit.
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« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2002, 11:59:16 PM »
lol
i had to do one in year 6, and i didnt do it...... lol
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That_Cracka_J

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« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2002, 04:51:11 PM »
Weigh your turds and compare them to your friends....and it prints out a receipt for proof!  That's some funny shit! BTW..that pun WAS intended.
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« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2002, 07:33:08 PM »
lol go for it dog, i ll be ur first costomer. take bets and shit with ur homies to see whos shit wieghs more LOL funny.....
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« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2002, 09:54:24 PM »
i would have to agree on that being pretty gross  :-[ :P 8) ;D >:( :D :( :o ::) ??? :-/ :)
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