Wacktivity

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This is a quick checklist of different ways a rapper can play him or herself. Witness everything from cheap gimmicks to tired clichés. 

01) if you rap about murdering people and selling drugs, but claim you owe everything to god...

02) if you claim anyone who doesn't like you is a "playa hater"...

03) if you brag about how many people you've killed, but also do songs about how we should "stop the violence"...

04) if you can't remember the words to your own songs...

05) if your concerts are sold-out, but no one in the audience is old enough to drive...

06) if you repeat the same word or phrase on every song you record (ie: "it's muurda," "this is real hip-hop," "bout it," etc.)...

07) if you're named after a soft, feminine, silky fabric...

08) if you only started rapping 3 months before your album was on the shelf...

09) if you claim you're with your label "for life" and then sign to another label "for life"...

10) if the best part of your video is the women, and they barely look good...

...you might be wack
 
11) if your fans have no answer when they're asked why they like you...

12) if you're related to the person responsible for your recording contract...

13) if you represent an area you don't live in...

14) if you imitate animals on your songs...

15) if your name is a really long acronym that stands for something meaningless...

16) if you claim to be a cop-hating gangster rapper, but run to police when you get bitch-slapped or shot at...

17) if you use 2Pac song titles, and/or his rap style...

18) if someone else is writing your lyrics for you...

19) if the only reason you're rapping is to "get off the streets"...

20) if you use the same song title more than once...

...you might be wack

21) if all you rap about is other rappers being wack, and how commercial rap is destroying hip-hop...

22) if you're named after a magic dragon...

23) if your own crew doesn't want to participate in your video...

24) if the only time you sparked a blunt and held a 40 is in your video...

25) if you sit down with an encylopedia, dictionary or thesaurus to write your rhymes...

26) if you claim to hate Master P and Puffy, but would sign with them if either one offered you a record deal...

27) if you stopped rapping 'cause your mother told you to...

28) if you're "thugged out" and live in the suburbs...

29) if you make sounds like "woooooo" and "uh huh" in the background of your raps...

30) if you're reading this and take offense to anything said...

...you might be wack