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SHOCKING NEWS: COMPUTERS ARE TOOLS OF SATAN!
« on: April 14, 2006, 11:03:46 AM »
According to numerologist Christians, computer use should be avoided at all costs, and here's why: the Bible says the "number of man" is "6", so numerologists juxtapose the English alphabet alongside an incremental addition of the number "6" (A=6, B=12, C=18, D=24, and so on). If you add the cumulative value of the letters that spell the word "computer", you wind up with "666", the "mark of the beast"!
I hope you feel ashamed of yourselves now as you sit behind your sin box contributing to the godless western degredation of society.
 

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Re: SHOCKING NEWS: COMPUTERS ARE TOOLS OF SATAN!
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2006, 11:42:09 AM »
And if you combine one of each of Japan's coin currency (500, 100, 50, 10, 5, 1) you get 666. So don't go to Japan, or buy or use any of their products. In fact don't even talk to someone whose been to Japan.
 

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Re: SHOCKING NEWS: COMPUTERS ARE TOOLS OF SATAN!
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2006, 12:02:33 PM »
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fuckin copmuters. i always knew these things were blocks of pure evil.
 

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Re: SHOCKING NEWS: COMPUTERS ARE TOOLS OF SATAN!
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2006, 12:05:10 PM »
According to numerologist Christians, computer use should be avoided at all costs, and here's why: the Bible says the "number of man" is "6", so numerologists juxtapose the English alphabet alongside an incremental addition of the number "6" (A=6, B=12, C=18, D=24, and so on). If you add the cumulative value of the letters that spell the word "computer", you wind up with "666", the "mark of the beast"!
I hope you feel ashamed of yourselves now as you sit behind your sin box contributing to the godless western degredation of society.

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Re: SHOCKING NEWS: COMPUTERS ARE TOOLS OF SATAN!
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2006, 12:39:46 PM »
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fuckin copmuters. i always knew these things were blocks of pure evil.

Then I guess that makes Gates a devil  :firedevil:
 

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Re: SHOCKING NEWS: COMPUTERS ARE TOOLS OF SATAN!
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2006, 12:53:19 PM »
so numerologists juxtapose the English alphabet alongside an incremental addition of the number "6"

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Re: SHOCKING NEWS: COMPUTERS ARE TOOLS OF SATAN!
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2006, 01:05:05 PM »
Gates is the son of Satan, it was obvious the whole time that he had those special powers
 

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Re: SHOCKING NEWS: COMPUTERS ARE TOOLS OF SATAN!
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Re: SHOCKING NEWS: COMPUTERS ARE TOOLS OF SATAN!
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2006, 01:53:17 PM »
According to numerologist Christians, computer use should be avoided at all costs, and here's why: the Bible says the "number of man" is "6", so numerologists juxtapose the English alphabet alongside an incremental addition of the number "6" (A=6, B=12, C=18, D=24, and so on). If you add the cumulative value of the letters that spell the word "computer", you wind up with "666", the "mark of the beast"!
I hope you feel ashamed of yourselves now as you sit behind your sin box contributing to the godless western degredation of society.

that doesn't make any sense if computer = 666 by adding up the value of the letters then 'man' would be 168 (m=78 a=6 n=84)

iraq would just get annexed by iran


That would be a great solution.  If Iran and the majority of Iraqi's are pleased with it, then why shouldn't they do it?
 

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Re: SHOCKING NEWS: COMPUTERS ARE TOOLS OF SATAN!
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2006, 02:39:14 PM »
According to numerologist Christians, computer use should be avoided at all costs, and here's why: the Bible says the "number of man" is "6", so numerologists juxtapose the English alphabet alongside an incremental addition of the number "6" (A=6, B=12, C=18, D=24, and so on). If you add the cumulative value of the letters that spell the word "computer", you wind up with "666", the "mark of the beast"!
I hope you feel ashamed of yourselves now as you sit behind your sin box contributing to the godless western degredation of society.

that doesn't make any sense if computer = 666 by adding up the value of the letters then 'man' would be 168 (m=78 a=6 n=84)

yeah, that's what doesn't make any sense.
 

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Re: SHOCKING NEWS: COMPUTERS ARE TOOLS OF SATAN!
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2006, 03:23:34 PM »
that doesn't make any sense if computer = 666 by adding up the value of the letters then 'man' would be 168 (m=78 a=6 n=84)

lol @ u tryin to make sense from a j banananas post
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Re: SHOCKING NEWS: COMPUTERS ARE TOOLS OF SATAN!
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2006, 10:03:36 PM »
that doesn't make any sense if computer = 666 by adding up the value of the letters then 'man' would be 168 (m=78 a=6 n=84)

lol @ u tryin to make sense from a j banananas post

exactly, you squares cant tell
 

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Re: SHOCKING NEWS: COMPUTERS ARE TOOLS OF SATAN!
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2006, 08:49:32 AM »
computer chips under the skin in of Satan  :laugh:
 

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Re: SHOCKING NEWS: COMPUTERS ARE TOOLS OF SATAN!
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2006, 05:37:16 PM »
exactly, you squares cant tell

 :laugh: @ these dudes trying to figure out if ur right
 

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Re: SHOCKING NEWS: COMPUTERS ARE TOOLS OF SATAN!
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2006, 08:00:51 PM »
that doesn't make any sense if computer = 666 by adding up the value of the letters then 'man' would be 168 (m=78 a=6 n=84)

if man's number is 6 it isn't 6 in english, it's 6 in some old semitic or sanskrit language.

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Re: SHOCKING NEWS: COMPUTERS ARE TOOLS OF SATAN!
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2006, 08:04:08 PM »
And if you combine one of each of Japan's coin currency (500, 100, 50, 10, 5, 1) you get 666. So don't go to Japan, or buy or use any of their products. In fact don't even talk to someone whose been to Japan.

666 is apparently also on all barcodes, for "positioning and orientation".  i personally don't think the usage of 666 wherever it appears is ever a coincidence (other than with "computer", which is a conjugation of "compute"); rather it's some great conspiracy that is so huge people would rather laugh at it then take it seriously.   i suspect that true coincidences are rare in occurence.  most things happen for a reason.
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