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Oklin

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one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« on: April 12, 2006, 01:33:31 PM »
one time i could not shit for 2 weeks.. so i had to eat many prunes but it didn't work..

so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass... that worked...

the funny (or well its not funny) is that it happend again.. but that time it only took 3 days before i knew what was going on..

PS: this is true
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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2006, 01:36:14 PM »
oh and after i got that cream in my ass... he told me to run in the garden.. but i only ran like 5 meters then i started shitting like crazy...
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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2006, 01:36:51 PM »
haha what
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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2006, 01:38:23 PM »
Quote from: Jip on April 12, 2006, 01:36:51 PM
haha what

maybe i should tell you that its about 5 years ago it happend  :)
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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2006, 01:42:38 PM »
This is random  :laugh:
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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2006, 01:43:23 PM »
Quote from: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 01:33:31 PM
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

Quote from: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 01:36:14 PM
oh and after i got that cream in my ass... he told me to run in the garden.. but i only ran like 5 meters then i started shitting like crazy...
LOL.
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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2006, 01:43:40 PM »
But if you want a lesson on asses never put Icy Hot on your cheeks  :P
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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2006, 01:44:42 PM »
this all started from a conversation on irc about mauzip buying kitchen towel instead of toilet paper
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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2006, 01:48:32 PM »
Quote from: Dat Nigga Ted aka The 10th Nazgūl on April 12, 2006, 01:43:23 PM
Quote from: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 01:33:31 PM
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
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Teddy Roosevelt

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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2006, 01:52:34 PM »
Quote from: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 01:48:32 PM
Quote from: Dat Nigga Ted aka The 10th Nazgūl on April 12, 2006, 01:43:23 PM
Quote from: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 01:33:31 PM
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:
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Oklin

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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2006, 01:55:08 PM »
Quote from: Dat Nigga Ted aka The 10th Nazgūl on April 12, 2006, 01:52:34 PM
Quote from: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 01:48:32 PM
Quote from: Dat Nigga Ted aka The 10th Nazgūl on April 12, 2006, 01:43:23 PM
Quote from: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 01:33:31 PM
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2006, 02:04:50 PM »
I can definitely tell you're a close friend of Mauzip's...
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Oklin

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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2006, 02:06:54 PM »
Quote from: Now_Im_Blowed on April 12, 2006, 02:04:50 PM
I can definitely tell you're a close friend of Mauzip's...

but we are from 2 different countries...
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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2006, 02:12:36 PM »
Quote from: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 01:55:08 PM
Quote from: Dat Nigga Ted aka The 10th Nazgūl on April 12, 2006, 01:52:34 PM
Quote from: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 01:48:32 PM
Quote from: Dat Nigga Ted aka The 10th Nazgūl on April 12, 2006, 01:43:23 PM
Quote from: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 01:33:31 PM
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:
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Oklin

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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2006, 02:14:38 PM »
Quote from: Dat Nigga Ted aka The 10th Nazgūl on April 12, 2006, 02:12:36 PM
Quote from: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 01:55:08 PM
Quote from: Dat Nigga Ted aka The 10th Nazgūl on April 12, 2006, 01:52:34 PM
Quote from: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 01:48:32 PM
Quote from: Dat Nigga Ted aka The 10th Nazgūl on April 12, 2006, 01:43:23 PM
Quote from: Oklin on April 12, 2006, 01:33:31 PM
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:

and how do you know that?  :camp:
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